[Soup Kitchen]

Bear in mind that you can say anything at all, provided you speak in a living language. No Latin or Aramaic please.

Also, if you talk about the kid from Bully, or Max Payne, the character could get a really bad migraine and then implode.

Please be sure to tell us which character you are talking to, and whether you believe they are based on an actual, living fish.

[lzw3]

Me: Maria Latore, did you die before the credits rolled in GTA 3?
Maria: Yes, those people who think Claude fired his gun to silence me are all idiots.

[XxGuapoBeanxX]

QUOTE (Soup Kitchen @ Monday, Sep 17 2012, 06:21)

Bear in mind that you can say anything at all, provided you speak in a living language. No Latin or Aramaic please. Also, if you talk about the kid from Bully, or Max Payne, the character could get a really bad migraine and then implode. Please be sure to tell us which character you are talking to, and whether you believe they are based on an actual, living fish.

Cesar Vialpando. "O ye, wut up ese? Comos los thug life holmes"

[EDMEISTERX]

Niko:Hello.
Me:Niko ! Let's go bowling !

Or

Little Jacob:Whagwan rastaman,dat ting that jah wera goin' to fo I 'n I,jah done it ?
Me:Wait,let me turn on subtitles...

This post has been edited by EDMEISTERX on Monday, Sep 17 2012, 06:31

[Soup Kitchen]

Me (disguising voice): Hello Gay Tony, are you the real life Tony?

Gay Tony: Yes, I am Gay Tony.

Me: I am very sick to meet you in this swimming pool.

[Flight180Victm]

Me: Hey Tommy! How's the suntan?
Tommy: Dumb...Florida...Moron.

This post has been edited by Flight180Victm on Monday, Sep 17 2012, 06:38

[JuankAirPilot]

When is GTA V coming out?

[XxGuapoBeanxX]

QUOTE (JuankAirPilot @ Monday, Sep 17 2012, 06:39)

When is GTA V coming out?

[Racecarlock]

Me: Well if it isn't San Andreas's most notorious gangster. What are you going to do today?

Carl Johnson: Spawn a hydra, gamble, maybe go on a tank rampage.

Me: Cool.

[Soup Kitchen]

Carl "The CJ" Johnson: Hello, I am Carl Johnson. Who are you?

Me: I am Carl Johnson.

Carl Johnson: It is true.

Me: I need your help. I am very ill.

[thatguy23]

Me: I want to eat your face.
Packie: Ok.

[WhatThe?]

Me: All you had to do CJ is follow that motherf*cking train.
CJ: f*ck you, motherf*cker!

[whatsstrength]

Me: Hey Packie what's up?
Packie: Who the hell are you?
Me: You don't know me, but I've heard a lot of interesting things about you.
Packie: What are you getting at?
Me: Like the fact that you robbed the Bank of Liberty, were molested by your father, and have little will to live.
Packie: What the f*ck did you just say? You better keep your mouth shut, because if I hear another f*cking word from you, I'm planting a bullet in your forehead!
Me: Alright! Chill out! I just think you're pretty badass is all. I think it would be cool to hang with you sometime. I could explain how I learned these facts. Come on, my treat.
Packie: Like hell, I will! Now f*ck off!
Me: Are you sure? I know things about the rest of your family too. I'm only 20 years old and I'm not a cop, so I'd think you'd be interested in at least hearing me out over a few Piswassers.
Packie: Fine, you can take me to the Beer Garden in Steinway, and you WILL buy me as many drinks as I want, got it?
Me: Very well.

[matajuegos]

You'll die in 2 years in an exchange gone wrong, also your bro will die after he betrays a serial killer called mr vercetti

[zticky]

when i meet cj
Cj : sup , homie ?
Me:f*ck it , i played gta too much!

[018361]

ME: Yo Tommy wassup...(Gunfire)
Tommy: Remember the name! Tommy Vercetti!

[Gtaghost22]

Me: Niko, don't date Packie's sister.
Niko: Who is Packie?
Me: You will meet him in the future.
Niko: Why shouldn't i date his sister?
Me: I can't tell you, but you will understand when you see her.
Niko: Is she ugly or what?
Me: No, you will actually fall in love with her.
Niko: Why shouldn't i date her then?
Me: Just do what i say please
Niko: Okay...

*3-6 Months Later*

Me: So, Niko.. Did you date Kate?
Niko: She is dead.
Me: *facepalm*

This post has been edited by Gtaghost22 on Monday, Sep 17 2012, 10:14

[MyDog]

Me: *Serbian words*
Niko: *Serbian words*

[RogueGhost87]

Me and Claude

Me: Sup Claude
Claude: Remains Silent
Me: So How's Life
Claude: Still Silent
Me: So , Um do you know when GTA V comes out?
Claude: Silent
Me: Your Just as bad as Rockstar with the release date, I hate you, you mute F%*%*r
Claude: Still Silent (walks into a rampage icon)
Me:DAMN! I shouldn't have insulted him

This post has been edited by RogueGhost87 on Monday, Sep 17 2012, 13:58

[InfernoV]

Niko: Hello
Me: Omg i can talk to video game charecters, im gonna be rich and famous