[ThirstyHyena]

I hate when I get called in front of the class with a raging boner, the only thing I'm concentrated on is hiding it so I get deconcentrated and you know, sh*t happens, I get bad grades all thanks to my boner which is going wild because I'm unpurposely thinking about some random girl or a porno I watched..

[Sup3rman]

I pretty much always wear jeans, so my boner won't really stand out, but it just makes my dick look big. So it's win win pretty much

[Chunk]

QUOTE (ThirstyHyena @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 20:43)

I hate when I get called in front of the class with a raging boner, the only thing I'm concentrated on is hiding it so I get deconcentrated and you know, sh*t happens, I get bad grades all thanks to my boner which is going wild because I'm unpurposely thinking about some random girl or a porno I watched..

Suuuuure, blame the boner for your terrible grades.

[GTA-King]

lol, I have a good boner story for you guys.

Alright, so it was in 10th grade. I was running a bit late, so I decided to just throw on some sweat pants for school. I remember it was in like 4th period that day when my dick decided to expand (I was actually thinking about the girl that I am with right now... how ironic). Anyways... boner + sweat pants = no good. The bell rang, and everyone was leaving the classroom. I stayed back for a few moments to "lighten up" when my teacher asked what I was doing. I said "nothing" and stormed out of the room with my text book covering my groin. I walked to my locker and opened it as quickly as I could. I leaned inside the locker a bit to cover my erection until it went away, well needless to say, a group of girls walking past seen what I was doing and smiled. I just looked back, smiled right at them, and put my hand on my hip... lol

Well, that's my story! Hope you liked it.

[Triple Penetration]

Such a great build up and so much suspense just for it to flatten itself with an ending like that?

I'm sure you can do better than that, GTA-King.

[GTA-King]

QUOTE (Triple Penetration @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 20:37)

Such a great build up and so much suspense just for it to flatten itself with an ending like that? I'm sure you can do better than that, GTA-King.

lol, well the morale of the story is to "flatten oneself" ...





If you need a bit of closure, than know my erection eventually faded before 5th period started.

[Ex ZuluWarrior]

Well it really sucks when you have to go to practice and your cup is pressing right against it it really hurts.

My story was during practice (football)I had my cup on and I wasn't paying attention and I got cup check with a ball moving at precisely 25MPH right at my ding-dong.

[GTA_stu]

You wear a cup to play football? You must be talking about american football, and 25mph is nothing. Try getting a football (soccer) kicked at your nads at full speed. Or try playing when Vinnie Jones was around, Gazza will tell you exactly what that was like. I'm aware that you have no idea who I'm talking about.

[Ex ZuluWarrior]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 22:29)

You wear a cup to play football? You must be talking about american football, and 25mph is nothing. Try getting a football (soccer) kicked at your nads at full speed. Or try playing when Vinnie Jones was around, Gazza will tell you exactly what that was like. I'm aware that you have no idea who I'm talking about.

Yes,American football 25mph is alot when their maybe only about 10inches away or less,and no I don't know who your talking about.
Edit:I didnt know his name but after I googled him I recognized the face in a few movies

This post has been edited by Ex ZuluWarrior on Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 22:41

[Afterburningwheels]

QUOTE (ThirstyHyena @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 19:43)

I hate when I get called in front of the class with a raging boner, the only thing I'm concentrated on is hiding it so I get deconcentrated and you know, sh*t happens, I get bad grades all thanks to my boner which is going wild because I'm unpurposely thinking about some random girl or a porno I watched..

Boner Gone Wild
So you blame your dick for making you having bad grades?

You know what's worse? When you wear some sort of pants, and you are walking
and then that anooying pantsnake decides to wake up and the pants is sort of tickeling your dick.
You try to ignore it but you see hot girls on the street so yeah, and then you'll jizz....
Next is up to you finish to this story

[Vanzant]

I show my boner proud. That's how you show the others who's in f*cking charge.

[ghost of delete key]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 21:05)

I also can succumb to boner rage if I get a boner and don't get a chance to take care of it...

I believe we have a new clinical term here.

You should partner with a pharmaceutical company, as I believe there may be a viable medicinal treatment for this common psychosis; there are billions to be made.

[Mealing]

A friend of mine has succumb to a random boner in a public place, fortunately I was there to witness it.

It was early morning at a hotel and we were enjoying a hearty breakfast after a night out on the ale (celebrating my mates 21st). We all felt like 100% arse and the screaming kids running around didn't exactly help either, still we soldiered on and eventually demolished our breakfasts, all of us but one stood up to leave.

I turned to my mate who was still sat down and asked "are you coming?", to which he replied "I can't stand up mate", at this point another of the gents interjected with "get up you girl".
The gentleman who was sat down must have interpreted this as some sort of challenge, with renewed vigour he loudly announced "ALRIGHT THEN! WATCH THIS YOU GIMP!", stood up and proudly displayed his raging hard on.

Upon seeing his mighty lob-on I began laughing uncontrollably, garnering what I would assume to be unwanted attention towards the birthday boy. The room was full of families, kids, the elderly and it felt like every single person in the room had turned around to see what I was laughing at only to be greeted by the sight of a hungover chap sporting his morning glory with pride.

[The General]

QUOTE (Chunk @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 15:02)

QUOTE (ThirstyHyena @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 20:43) I hate when I get called in front of the class with a raging boner, the only thing I'm concentrated on is hiding it so I get deconcentrated and you know, sh*t happens, I get bad grades all thanks to my boner which is going wild because I'm unpurposely thinking about some random girl or a porno I watched.. Suuuuure, blame the boner for your terrible grades.

Well surely the blood flow isn't going to his brain.

[ZoomZoom]

QUOTE (ThirstyHyena @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 19:43)

I hate when I get called in front of the class with a raging boner, the only thing I'm concentrated on is hiding it so I get deconcentrated and you know, sh*t happens, I get bad grades all thanks to my boner which is going wild because I'm unpurposely thinking about some random girl or a porno I watched..

Don't let your boner let you down.

[lzw3]

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Tuesday, Aug 21 2012, 17:46)

let you down

I think I see what you did there...

[Ferocious Banger]

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Tuesday, Aug 21 2012, 13:16)

QUOTE (ThirstyHyena @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 19:43) I hate when I get called in front of the class with a raging boner, the only thing I'm concentrated on is hiding it so I get deconcentrated and you know, sh*t happens, I get bad grades all thanks to my boner which is going wild because I'm unpurposely thinking about some random girl or a porno I watched.. Don't let your boner let you down.

What you did there,I see it.

[nightwalker83]

QUOTE (Piperka @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 11:57)

I would always get one when I have to go up to get a blessing from the priest. Every time.

While I went to a catholic high school I never had that happen to me.

[GTAvanja]

QUOTE (Kirsty @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 16:57)

I'm glad sexual arousal is hidden for us girls...unless you happen to be wearing no bra I guess nipple erections can be embarrassing

And nipple erection give us guys the erection. Regular boobs can do it too but we need to engage our imagination a little bit.


Anyway, morning erections can be embarrassing. Especially when you need to go somewhere early in the morning, but you forget to set the alarm and then your mom has to come into your room and wake you up, and you're sleeping on your back.

Just a hypothetical situation.

And it's not uncommon for the boner to randomly reappear during the course of the morning. So it's a good idea to wax the carrot when you wake up.

This post has been edited by GTAvanja on Tuesday, Aug 21 2012, 08:14

[Fireman]

Never had a random boner.

I do have a boner almost throughout the day, but it's not random. I just think of sex a lot the last two years. Probably 'cause of having none.