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 Life As the Opposite Sex

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Pandazoot  
Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 12:42
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Well I guess I would masturbate with my penis so I can see what that's like. Then I would go inside the men's toilets and laugh at those weird urinals on the wall lol.

Oh and I can try growing a beard tounge.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:10
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I see what you did there. on your profile
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niko bellic half brother  
Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:18
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Ram a dildo up my fud. See what that feels like.
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Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:29
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QUOTE (_____ @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 12:23)
What if say, a girl you knew (girlfriend or some friend you get along with very well) swapped bodies with you, would you be tempted to f*ck yourself?

Maybe a little, but based on past experiences afterwards I'd probably just end up in the fetal position in the corner of the room crying my eyes out.

I too would partake in a bit of fondling, and probably just do what every girl does: lingerie pillow fights, giving and receiving sensual oil massages, trying on each others underwear, helping other girls perfect their kissing techniques, and thoroughly checking other girls for the signs breast cancer. Then of course you've built up a sweat with the other girls so you all have a shower and wash each other then it's naked sleepover time.

You know, just the usual every day stuff.
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Original Light  
Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:38
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I would masturbate over my own boobs, and finger myself to see what it's like.

But really, I'm happy being a guy. And I wouldn't want to be a woman. After all, they get the hard part when having a baby.

This post has been edited by Original Light on Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:42
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GTA_stu  
Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 14:05
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QUOTE (Original Light @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:38)
I would masturbate over my own boobs


FYI women don't have stretch-armstrong vaginas. You might have a chance of doing it if you transformed into some 50 year old with a heavy prolapse, but I just don't think it's possible.
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QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:18)
Ram a dildo up my fud. See what that feels like.

HA! "Fud" I've never heard that.

I wouldn't take a dick if I was a girl but I might stick something artificial up there to see what's up with all those nerve endings. I think if you're willing to get with a dude even in a female's body you might have some gay tendencies.
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Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 14:13
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QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 16:05)
QUOTE (Original Light @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:38)
I would masturbate over my own boobs


FYI women don't have stretch-armstrong vaginas. You might have a chance of doing it if you transformed into some 50 year old with a heavy prolapse, but I just don't think it's possible.

I think he meant that he would masturbate while looking at his tits.

I'd pretty much do the whole tit/vag playing thing.
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Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 14:15
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i would seduce guys and trick them into sex to get free stuff

then text im pregnant 2 weeks later


jus kiddin

i would explore my female body for hours and go shopping
for zucchinis and cucumbers
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QUOTE (Greenline @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 07:13)
QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 16:05)
QUOTE (Original Light @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 13:38)
I would masturbate over my own boobs


FYI women don't have stretch-armstrong vaginas. You might have a chance of doing it if you transformed into some 50 year old with a heavy prolapse, but I just don't think it's possible.

I think he meant that he would masturbate while looking at his tits.

I'd pretty much do the whole tit/vag playing thing.

Greenline is correct. I would look in a mirror while fingering myself. Weird as that sounds...
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niko bellic half brother  
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This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

I can't believe I'm asking this monocle.gif
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QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 15:07)
This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

I can't believe I'm asking this monocle.gif

I bet gay dudes might partake in a solo exercise like that but I doubt lesbians do, I only say that because even though they're gay they're still dudes and we all know how weird dudes are sexually
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QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 17:07)
This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

I can't believe I'm asking this monocle.gif

There is a difference between being a man in a woman's body and being a gay guy who's had the 'same' dick his whole life.
Sorry, misread your post.
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Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 17:11
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QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 16:07)
This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

I can't believe I'm asking this monocle.gif

Everybody is different, some gay men will, some gay men won't, some straight men will, some straight men won't. It just like everybody has a different preference when it comes to pr0n, some like it straight, others homosexual, some like specific races, methods, locations, not at all, all sorts of stuff really.

But me, I'd do the obvious first, both gay and straight, hell if you're changing sex then you might as well try it. But if you're talking long term then you'd just get used to it, it would be a strange thing at first but I'm sure that you would cope.

But if someone offered me the chance to be the opposite sex for a month or have a superpower for a day, I'd be the opposite sex.
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niko bellic half brother  
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QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 17:11)
QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 16:07)
This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

I can't believe I'm asking this monocle.gif

Everybody is different, some gay men will, some gay men won't, some straight men will, some straight men won't. It just like everybody has a different preference when it comes to pr0n, some like it straight, others homosexual, some like specific races, methods, locations, not at all, all sorts of stuff really.

But me, I'd do the obvious first, both gay and straight, hell if you're changing sex then you might as well try it. But if you're talking long term then you'd just get used to it, it would be a strange thing at first but I'm sure that you would cope.

But if someone offered me the chance to be the opposite sex for a month or have a superpower for a day, I'd be the opposite sex.

Wait.....I'm not sure I'm understanding this confused.gif

Are you saying that somebody could be straight and still be attracted to a cock?

I think that would make you a bi-sexual dude.
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Ain't no such thing as a bisexual man in my book, that's just someone with one foot out of the closet
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QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 17:38)
Ain't no such thing as a bisexual man in my book, that's just someone with one foot out of the closet

well thats a pretty ignorant comment. you do know sexuality is a spectrum...right?
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QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 20:38)
Ain't no such thing as a bisexual man in my book, that's just someone with one foot out of the closet

Though I have never admitted this to anybody so far, I have some mild homosexual tendencies. There were few moments when I was somewhat attracted to guys, but I am a very straight man otherwise. I don't think I would ever have sex with a guy, not even group sex (I don't like that kind of stuff unless the other persons are all girls). I am pretty sure all men are attracted to other men and the same thing goes with women. I mean you can tell the difference between them, some are more attractive than others to you.
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QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 18:28)
QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 17:11)
QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 16:07)
This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

I can't believe I'm asking this monocle.gif

Everybody is different, some gay men will, some gay men won't, some straight men will, some straight men won't....

Wait.....I'm not sure I'm understanding this confused.gif

Are you saying that somebody could be straight and still be attracted to a cock?

You asked if someone would be turned on by the sight of their OWN cock, not someone else's wink.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 18:12
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I masturbated once while looking at myself in the mirror and it seemed to help somewhat. Did you ever notice your cock looks bigger in the mirror? Maybe that helps.
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