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 Life As the Opposite Sex

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Iminicus  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 07:46
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QUOTE (ZDANZ96 @ Tuesday, Aug 14 2012, 14:54)
Everything gets old after a certain time.

A woman wouldn't be playing all day with her balls-dick if she was a boy, the same would happen to dude if he would have the chance of being a girl for a certain period of time. I would like to have a vagina for one day, but for only a single day, because being under that whole period situation must be horrible.

Overall, being a guy is a good thing... well, until you get hit in the middle of your testicles.

I'm pretty sure most teenage boys spend many hours a day playing with their dicks. In fact, I know I spent most of my youth surfing porn and jacking it. So, to say a woman who is changed into a man wouldn't play constantly seems weird.

I'd get laid hard. All the time only cause I'd actually be getting some.
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Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 09:48
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If i were a hot n' sexy girl well then I would say I will haves some interesting fun and break every boy's heart in town. devil.gif
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LazyboyEight  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:27
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Viperman  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:42
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QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:27)
QUOTE (Iminicus @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 07:46)
I'd get laid hard. All the time only cause I'd actually be getting some.

So you have a legitimate reason to suck cock?
Or because it would probably feel nice?


edit: Before alot of you get angry and report me 100 times (even though you can only report it once)

It's a JOKE. smile.gif

I don't think Iminicus is due you any form of answer to your typical 'I'm a f*cking fool' sarcastic post. Lose the attitude, you'll get on a damn sight better on these forums kiddo.
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LazyboyEight  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:45
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QUOTE (Viperman @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:42)
QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:27)
QUOTE (Iminicus @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 07:46)
I'd get laid hard. All the time only cause I'd actually be getting some.

So you have a legitimate reason to suck cock?
Or because it would probably feel nice?


edit: Before alot of you get angry and report me 100 times (even though you can only report it once)

It's a JOKE. smile.gif

I don't think Iminicus is due you any form of answer to your typical 'I'm a f*cking fool' sarcastic post. Lose the attitude, you'll get on a damn sight better on these forums kiddo.

What? It's a joke dude.. It's not sarcastic.
It's a joke. It's in capitalized letters at the end of the post.

I've edited it out now, if it hurt you so much, so can we get back on topic?

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Viperman  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:50
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QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:45)
QUOTE (Viperman @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:42)
QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:27)
QUOTE (Iminicus @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 07:46)
I'd get laid hard. All the time only cause I'd actually be getting some.

So you have a legitimate reason to suck cock?
Or because it would probably feel nice?


edit: Before alot of you get angry and report me 100 times (even though you can only report it once)

It's a JOKE. smile.gif

I don't think Iminicus is due you any form of answer to your typical 'I'm a f*cking fool' sarcastic post. Lose the attitude, you'll get on a damn sight better on these forums kiddo.

What? It's a joke dude.. It's not sarcastic.
It's a joke. It's in capitalized letters at the end of the post.

I'm perfectly capable of reading, even capital letters too. You edited it while I was replying. Clearly you realized how knobish you were being, to warrant that edit.
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LazyboyEight  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:52
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QUOTE (Viperman @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:50)
QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:45)
QUOTE (Viperman @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:42)
QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:27)
QUOTE (Iminicus @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 07:46)
I'd get laid hard. All the time only cause I'd actually be getting some.

So you have a legitimate reason to suck cock?
Or because it would probably feel nice?


edit: Before alot of you get angry and report me 100 times (even though you can only report it once)

It's a JOKE. smile.gif

I don't think Iminicus is due you any form of answer to your typical 'I'm a f*cking fool' sarcastic post. Lose the attitude, you'll get on a damn sight better on these forums kiddo.

What? It's a joke dude.. It's not sarcastic.
It's a joke. It's in capitalized letters at the end of the post.

I'm perfectly capable of reading, even capital letters too. You edited it while I was replying. Clearly you realized how knobish you were being, to warrant that edit.

I've edited it out now if it hurt you so much, now can we stop flaming eachother on both parts and get back on topic?
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Viperman  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 16:58
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Didnt hurt me at all buddy. Merely helping you notice your stupidness, but yes, back to ontopic
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LazyboyEight  
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 17:21
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tbh now that i think about it, trolling would be more fun that i actually thought...

just imagine going outside and then at a party or something, some drunk guy wants to get your vagina so you act all nice and everything then when you get into the bedroom you start shouting at him, tell him to f*ck off and throw his clothes out of the window. rinse and repeat.

i have alot more ideas in mind if anybody wants them.
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Chukkles  
Posted: Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 02:27
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QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 17:21)
tbh now that i think about it, trolling would be more fun that i actually thought...

just imagine going outside and then at a party or something, some drunk guy wants to get your vagina so you act all nice and everything then when you get into the bedroom you start shouting at him, tell him to f*ck off and throw his clothes out of the window. rinse and repeat.

i have alot more ideas in mind if anybody wants them.

See this is something I would do and I did write this in my post a little back.
But to troll as man changed to woman, get them all interested and excited then "mentally" become a man again.
Go to the toilet with door open (so he see's) and stand up to pee, raise leg and fart and burp a little, give a shake, (for added affect, dont wash hands). then get on bed fart some more then be very pushy with him, he won't be there for long.
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Captain VXR  
Posted: Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 02:42
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Many times I've wondered what it'd be like to be a woman for a bit. I'd probably experiment a bit, play with my tits and pussy. Then I'd go out and interact with people and see if there's and difference in how they react. If I was in a body that was at least slightly attractive, I'd then get a video camera and film all my various straight and lesbian fantasies for future 'use'. Finally, because I was temporarily in someone else's body, I'd try a sh*tload of drugs that I wouldn't normally do, out of curiosity.
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Posted: Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 02:44
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I'd play with the body very pleasantly... But a disclaimer to not have periods and keep my man mind lol.gif Most likely film a sh*tload of porno movies if I were hot, get back to my man body and leak that sh*t ph34r.gif
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El Zilcho  
Posted: Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 03:04
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I've considered this before, and I think I'd handle it pretty horribly. I quite like being a guy; the seemingly disparate amount of effort we have to put in looks wise, my personality, behaviour and even sense of humour are well suited to the gender I am. I don't think I'd like to experience having a vagina or menstruation either.
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EscoLehGo  
Posted: Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 03:07
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QUOTE (Chukkles @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 02:27)
Go to the toilet with door open (so he see's) and stand up to pee, raise leg and fart and burp a little, give a shake, (for added affect, dont wash hands). then get on bed fart some more then be very pushy with him, he won't be there for long.

You clearly underestimate the power of the thirst, most dudes would still hang in there if they knew there was a chance to enter the goo trap regardless of how manly she started acting out of nowhere.
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