[Viperman]

QUOTE (buzbegone @ Friday, Aug 10 2012, 08:21)

A backscratcher that reaches the unreachable.

They're called rulers. Preferably a 4ft steel rule.

Edit; on second thought, they're also called wifes/girlfriend.

This post has been edited by Viperman on Monday, Aug 13 2012, 14:29

[GunWrath]

Invention I want: Wireless microwave. Ponder your mind on that one for awhile.

[Warlord.]

QUOTE (Robinski @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 19:55)

QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 13:11) #Invention 1 - Perpetual motion energy device In this house forum, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

[Gareth Croke]

QUOTE (Robinski @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 15:25)

You people wanting teleporters are lame. Getting there is half the fun! Going to see the Great Wall or some sh*t when you just flip a switch in your living room takes all the magic out of travelling.

What if you wanted to go to Mars... f*ck traveling for 8 months.

Then again I could just go to Rekall, they can get my ass to mars.

[sivispacem]

Teleportation would be brilliant for anyone who enjoys driving. All the people who do it out of necessity and therefore are more likely to be sh*t at it would just teleport, leaving the roads for those who enjoy it.

[Irviding]

QUOTE (K^2 @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 12:09)

A lot of these are totally doable. Why don't you post how badly you want these, and how much you are willing to pay along with your requests. I take paypal and personal checks.

I'll pay you for the money machine...

QUOTE

Temperature Guages on the outside of the Refridgerator/Freezer so you know how cold it is inside. Especially for power outages when you don't want to open the door.

This already exists. My dad's fridge at home has a temperature check on the outside that you can click to.

[kid23455]

A leaf absorber that incinerated leaves in a small vacuumed area when it picks them up. Raking a 3 acre lawn sucks major dick.

Then a teleporter machine.

[bammargera]

Item teleporter, for instance you buy something online, and it appears on your desk as soon as you've paid for it.

[MIKON8ERISBACK]

An Apple iPhone or iPad that doesn't become obsolete after one year of shelf life.

[zoo3891]

QUOTE (MIKON8ERISBACK @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 12:06)

An Apple iPhone or iPad that doesn't become obsolete after one year of shelf life.

Look into perceived obsolescence, and they forget about it. If they're literally breaking you need to take better care of your things.

[LazyboyEight]

My genius invention is the concept of paying £60 and actually receiving a full game.

[Greenline]

QUOTE (MIKON8ERISBACK @ Aug 16 2012, 16:06)

An Apple iPhone or iPad that doesn't become obsolete after one year of shelf life.

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Aug 16 2012, 17:54)

My genius invention is the concept of paying £60 and actually receiving a full game.

Yeah, the guy that came up with the 'concept of money' would like to talk to you.

QUOTE (zoo3891 @ Aug 16 2012, 17:45)

QUOTE (MIKON8ERISBACK @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 12:06) An Apple iPhone or iPad that doesn't become obsolete after one year of shelf life. Look into perceived obsolescence, and they forget about it. If they're literally breaking you need to take better care of your things.

I think he's talking about the fact that there is a new iPhone or iPad every year.

[rodneythesavior]

1.) A real 'Energy Drink' something that makes it so you don't have to sleep.
2.) A machine that lets you live certain memories and see what would change if you did something differently.