[DeeperRed]

A Slut-o-meter
-Basically you point it at a female (Its small and discrete) and it tells you, on a 1-10 scale, how slutty they are. It also tells you if there single or not.

Great for a nightout, real timesaver.

E: Just to be clear this is no way sexist. There could be a slut-o-meter variant for males but it would be pointless as were all pretty easy.

This post has been edited by DeeperRed on Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 17:42

[Gtaghost22]

QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 13:11)

Invention 2 - Teleportation device

This. and a Time Machine is what i want.
Won't happen obviously, but i can't really think of anything else.

[Ferocious Banger]

A machine thaT gives me whatever I want

[Warlord.]

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 22:51)

A Slut-o-meter -Basically you point it at a female (Its small and discrete) and it tells you, on a 1-10 scale, how slutty they are. It also tells you if there single or not. Great for a nightout, real timesaver. E: Just to be clear this is no way sexist. There could be a slut-o-meter variant for males but it would be pointless as were all pretty easy.

Now we're talking.

But what about a slut ray instead?

You point it at any chick you're into and bam they're all over you.

I can just imagine how this will sell. Oh boy.

[ryan_J]

I want someone to invent cupids arrow, man that would be awesome!

[zoo3891]

Sex slave holograms, the buyer has to be able to replace the default skin with skins that they create though, and the hologram obviously has to be solid.

Some sort of eye implant that lets you record and take pictures, it has to be incredibly small, so as not to be noticed by anyone, maybe it'd be toggled on/off by closing one eye for a certain amount of time.

[buzbegone]

A backscratcher that reaches the unreachable.

[waleed123x]

1. a handheld telportation device
2. A machine which transforms anything to anything
eg: air to PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[codyr783]

QUOTE (Viperman @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 10:00)

1) Iron man suit. 2) New energy source (too power suit)

We'll have this sooner than you think.

As for me:

1. A method of producing artificial oil.
2. A fully 3d game simulation.

This post has been edited by codyr783 on Friday, Aug 10 2012, 10:09

[_____]

I'd really like a thing that can instantly (or almost) cool stuff, like beverages to a certain temperature. Maybe something like a reverse microwave. I don't think something like this exists.

[ryan_J]

I want an invention that will enable me to invent any other inventions that I imagine!

[guib]

handheld timemachine, which cannot only go to both the future and to the past, but can also stop time, so everything and everybody but you stand still.
Imagine all the pranks you can do!

[NateShaw92]

some kind of memory wipe thing, that you can wipe SPECIFIC memories with

and a machines that makes top top top top TOP quality pizzas, cakes and curries etc (basicly and food you want so long as you put in the basic ingredients), you just put the ingredients in and it does it itself, so like just put in the ingredients for the base, a tomato or 2 and a block of cheese and it comes out with a f*cking supremely delicious fresh pizza, tired of the sh*t from supermarkets and i can't cook

[EscoLehGo]

I'm digging the sex slave holograms and the slut-o-meter, although I have my own twist on the slut-o-meter that would instead measure how much time you have to put in with a girl before you get to see her cooch. It would appear as a number above her head, I guess it'd be more like a super power, some girls wouldn't have a number just a big red "NO!" so you know not to waste your time. If you're in a party environment some girls might have 15 or 30 minutes, others might have 3 months(oh Jesus).

This isn't really an invention but I'd like for there to be a lawless day in America once a year. You'd get 24 hours to do your dirt and not be held accountable for it. It'd just a national day of anarchy so everyone can get their fair share of deviant, dark behavior out and the next day we'd all go back to normal. Also, if you're really wanting to kill someone you can just wait and prepare for lawless day and then ruthlessly hunt them down and murder them with no worries.

[Captain VXR]

QUOTE (_____ @ Friday, Aug 10 2012, 10:30)

I'd really like a thing that can instantly (or almost) cool stuff, like beverages to a certain temperature. Maybe something like a reverse microwave. I don't think something like this exists.

A vat of liquid nitrogen?

I'd like a machine that makes all the hot chicks in the world attracted only to me giggity giggity
And a machine that produces any type of alcoholic drink, and any strain of weed in an instant

[El_Diablo]

I want an MP3 player that is implanted inside my brain so that I never have to carry headphones ever again.

it'll be the size of a pea yet it will hold MILLIONS of songs, all the music you could ever want.
it's wired into your synapses and provides a heads-up-display in front of your retina so that you can browse your playlists just using your eyes; like a semi-opaque projection in your field of vision that doesn't interfere with depth-perception. and when the track starts playing you just hear it, maximum studio quality in both ears because it's linked up to your temporal lobes. no one else can hear it so it won't bother anyone.

and of course someday this device will be a full multi-media platform.
everyone has one installed and it provides internet access, GPS navigation, etc.

you can be walking around the streets downtown listening to your music, chatting with friends in real time, and pulling up your HUD to navigate towards the nearest sports bar or get live information about landmarks that are nearby. and it's all done hands-free. there's no device to hold or buttons to push.

[vertical limit]

The controlling of electrons.

[bluetops]

Flying cars with anti-gravity thingy.

Infinite energy. Or another dream of mine: a machine that filters the air to get hydrogen only and uses that hydrogen for energy, electricity, fuel and other things. It'll be environment friendly, 'cause when it gets burned, it'll only turn into water.

[chris]

Cures for all known diseases.
A mass produced high performance gasolene engine that can manage excellent fuel economy.

[Robinski]

QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 13:11)

#Invention 1 - Perpetual motion energy device

In this house forum, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

You people wanting teleporters are lame. Getting there is half the fun! Going to see the Great Wall or some sh*t when you just flip a switch in your living room takes all the magic out of travelling.

This post has been edited by Robinski on Monday, Aug 13 2012, 14:28