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Inventions you want. If you could have two things invented...
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Gareth Croke  |
Posted: Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 13:11
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Builders Like Erections

Group: Zaibatsu
Joined: Aug 5, 2003



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| QUOTE (lil weasel @ Aug 9 2012, 11:11) | | Driveway and walkway alarms to let you know when someone is approaching the door. (These used to exist, difficult to find, now). |
My Neighbours got one of those, it's called a dog.
Invention 1 - Perpetual motion energy device Invention 2 - Teleportation device
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GTA_stu  |
Posted: Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 15:53
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What a pisser.

Group: Andolini Mafia Family
Joined: Feb 22, 2011



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| QUOTE ( lil Edison) | A 'gurney' like shopping cart, so you can shop, load it into an SUV, and easily wheel the grocieries into the house.
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Driveway and walkway alarms to let you know when someone is approaching the door. (These used to exist, difficult to find, now). |
See what you've done there is go for quantity over quality. Lots of perfectly good inventions, but let's face it nobody is going to run out to the store and trample someone to death just to get their hands on a small counter top dishwasher for flatwear, whatever flatwear is. I guess I'd invent a lifelike robot that feels just like a real person in every single way and is anatomically just like a human. It doesn't actually have to have a functioning liver or heart, but has something that looks and feels like them. Then I'd have my way with it over and over again. Although actually it'd feel like humping a dead body, but you know you shouldn't knock the necrophilia market, lots of dollars in that, I'd still be rich. And my second invention would be a robot who's sole purpose is to pick up dogsh*t and wipe the dog's ass and wash the dog's ass. I hate picking up dog poo, and I hate them wiping their asses on carpets and I hate it when they lick their arsehole in front of me, or at any time for that matter. So a robot to take away those ghastly things would be just swell.
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