[YukiEiri]

Ownoes..

Here's my first time, in the Real life vehicles thread when waiting for GTA IV:

QUOTE (YukiEiriKun Posted on: Wednesday @ May 9 2007, 08:19)

Hi everyone. Had to register, been lurkin so long. BTW great forum. x) I would just love to see Bentleys in the game, Continental GT (even that Paris Hilton has one.. Which is a downer..) and the Continental Flying spur (on the right). The one in the front is the new GT cabrio, Continental GTC

Well.. At least I partly got what I wanted, mashup of Bentley Continental FS and Maybach..

[billy james]

My 1st post was on the 10th page of the GTA IV Chain Story

[ManDog]

Mine:
Post date: July 26 2009, 16:29 - Sunday.

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Jost_Vice, Its not just the begining of the game that shows the house there one after tenpenny dies in "End Of The Line" and it shows most of the down stairs. EDIT: Anyway, Keep up the nice work

[Method]

I'm too embarrassed to post it but I totally highjacked one of Murdocs GFX requests which eventually led me to become an artist myself.

[DODI3OG]

I joined gtagarage a long time ago just to search for good mods easily...but I made my own mod, w/c is just a model swap and a retexture so here's mine...

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hey guys i have uploaded the mod so you can download it here(link)

[JOSEPH X]

My first post was in a thread called "Episode Pack II" in the Lost and Damned forum. This is before L&D was released...

Posted on: Tuesday, Jan 6 2009, 09:26

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The protagonist for the second episode of DLC imo, will be Luis Fernando Lopez. He`s an afro-hispanic guy, and his story will revolve around him and his best freind Oscar Gomez. They are both involved in the illeagal street fighting scene and players will have fighting side missions, rather like Bruces races. His freind is concerned about his brother Alonsos involvement in crime, so expect some protection/rescue missions. Luis is also the personal bodyguard for Gay Tony, associate of the ancelottis, so if we`re not given Maisonete9 and Hercules night-clubs in episode 1, then expect them in episode 2

[Gtaghost22]

That was my very first post back in 2011, i was an arsehole back then and i used to post a sh*t load of pointless posts too, i had an average of 40-45 posts/per day.

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QUOTE (leyja @ Monday, Dec 19 2011, 23:58) here we go again I hate people like you On Topic: I hope so

[Mr.Funny12]

Haha that was direct^^.

My first I think is one of the worst here.

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I plan on starting a gang and I had a few questions. First off I need to know how to center things. Also, how do you make a table or roster for members?

[AndyGanteks]

2005.
Back then i had never been to the internet nor a forum and had dial up, read the GTA 4 wishlist 140-something page topic started in 2003 or so. Replied to a 2003 post on a page 1, but i clicked on report post and typed my reply there. Then replied(aka again reported) a few more topics not even knowing what i did.

True story. It always gives me some good laughs.

[deepthroatgta6]

I had been reading Genesis for the first few days without posting anything.
So this guy got trolled:

QUOTE (awesomeking5 @ Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 17:06)

Some dumbass with the name "d33pthroatgta6" was just viewing this topic.....lol what a troll

..and I PMed him this (first PM):

QUOTE (awesomeking5 @ Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 21:54)

lmao

Also, greenline/shayan got trolled.

QUOTE (shayanshaffey @ Wednesday, Aug 3 2011, 01:21)

QUOTE (gta__5 @  Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 19:43) QUOTE (shayanshaffey @  Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 19:39) where is this deepthroat gta6 guy? Can someone give me a link to his profile? Thanks in advance. NOT YOU TOO...... don't believe in trolls man.... anyway here's his link to profile page http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=609685 Thanks for the link! BTW: I don't believe in trolls, I just wanted to read his posts.

My first two posts were just bumps helpful posts in GTA IV mission help section.
I started interacting first in Genesis: My first post:

QUOTE (deepthroatgta6 @ Wednesday, Aug 3 2011, 12:57)

QUOTE (gta__5 @  Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 13:31) QUOTE (awsomeking5 @  Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 19:27) QUOTE (gta__5 @  Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 19:10) QUOTE (darrellmonks @  Tuesday, Aug 2 2011, 16:53) Dont tell me any of you guys believe this deeepthroatgta6??????  Come on thats just retarded as f*ck. Ha ha, nice comment.... i can't believe it either.... how can anyone take a troll that serious..... i never did XD I commented about how he was a troll a few pages back and thats the message i got XD oh really.. sorry i misunderstood... that troll wanted lots of attention don't give him man.... lets forget abt that guy....... Man, whats all these sh*t?? Does keeping my username D33pThroatGTA6 make me a troll?? I don't need no attention.. I was just trying to see if "d33pthroat" changes to "chevychase" in username as well.. Anyways, I apologize to awsomeking5 for the PM though he was the one to call me a troll first. Cant change my username, so living with it..

This post has been edited by deepthroatgta6 on Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 10:10

[ZoomZoom]

My first post was in lzw3's Guess the Place game..

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Old Venturs Strip

[Viperman]

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Posted on: Thursday, Jan 2 2003, 23:38 not got the game, but my friend has, he managed to wheelie the pizza boy scooter fron one end of the island to the other, next to beach, my self can do a 10 sec wheelie and a 1 sec + over the bars stoppie

Jesus, that's embarrassing!

[bluesboyjr]

QUOTE (bluesboyjr in "GTA: CTW Easter Eggs & Glitches" @ Wednesday, Jul 1 2009, 18:10)

QUOTE (K-W-L @ Jul 1 2009, 11:06) If you do a forward roll (press Y) while on fire, the fire will "magically disappear". Perhaps 'Stop, Drop And Roll' works exceedingly well in the GTA universe? QUOTE ("Reconite") I was doing a replay of the first mission Yu Jian. And when it finishes it ends right outside your hideout. And cuz this was my first time doing a replay I didn't know it teleports you out after finishing a replay mission. So I got out of the car and went in my safehouse to see that my stashbox was gone and I suddenly realized what I had done. I'd gone into the safehouse before the mission ended so it sent me to what my safehouse was before i got the stashbox. I went outside and the mission ended. I lost $200,000. Same happened here, but I lost over $1,000,000. I've got two sort-of-glitches: On Happiness Island, when you get 2 or 3 stars, a police car might spawn on the island, as they would on the mainland. I can only seem to get this to happen once, if at all, per killing spree. When you have 6 stars, parked cars (and boats) start to disappear when you get near them. This is easiest to witness by getting 6 stars in the Rhino at the Francis International Airport (get in, get out then get back in again to drive it) and driving around the airport car lot. And in the same vein as the mission names not really being easter eggs but being worth mentioning, some of the names of people who award you safehouse trophies are referencing stuff: Fut Tze and Dau Jonz --> FTSE 100 and Dow Jones Industrial Average, stock exchange indexes. Wan Kee --> Wanker, that oh-so-popular British swear.

Wow, I sound like such a twat. Glad to see nothing has changed.

[finn4life]

My first was pretty terrible, i think i posted it halfway through a mission on San Andreas haha.

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Most people at the start f the game do the save glitch for gang wars (if they are trying to complete it without cheats). But has anyone else notice when you are in a gang war kill the enemies and they are absolutely covered in cash? Just a tip i would like to point out.

The second post wasn't as bad though.

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Sounds cool, but it doesn't seem like it could be a funny story line, humor in GTA is a big thing for me, it makes the game for fun and enjoyable. But i like the sean connery thing, sounds great.

Pretty cool for the older members, they have their old comments stored, kinda like a time machine, it's funny how we grow and mature.

EDIT:Just found another bad one, probably my 5th/6th, i called the desert gay.

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well i don't live in America, i admit i sounded silly, but i never took much notice of all the similar icons and such. But i still think they should invent a place, or pick a new place, i don't want the same stuff, i think they did a great job redoing liberty city, and it bears little resemblance to GTA 3, but a new place would still be good, maybe not so much desert like in SA, that was a little gay, desert is soooo boring. I think chicago could be a good place, maybe even detroit. THis over seas business wouldn't work so well i don't think, we know little about those places (im sure rockstar could learn) but if it were in say south america, they would have to keep it in english, which defeats the purpose.

This post has been edited by finn4life on Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 10:48

[zoo3891]

In reply to the "How much money have you got?" topic for GTA IVTBoGT:

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LOL right now i have $125 gonna try and work up to $5 million within a month

I have no idea what I found so funny.

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (AndyGanteks @ Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 13:53)

2005. Back then i had never been to the internet nor a forum and had dial up, read the GTA 4 wishlist 140-something page topic started in 2003 or so. Replied to a 2003 post on a page 1, but i clicked on report post and typed my reply there. Then replied(aka again reported) a few more topics not even knowing what i did. True story.   It always gives me some good laughs.

At least your posts went somewhere on the forums. That moderator would have scratched his head for a while.

Your visible first one is funny too:

QUOTE (AndyGanteks @ Tuesday, Jul 19 2005, 22:49)

I played Gta games since GTA 3 came out.i never completed the GTA 3 game and i still cant do it.GTa Vice was easier,and GTA:SA is easiest.i completedd it in 9 days.i bought Sa 3 weeks ago and i didnt know much about the game.The game itself is very,very cool but very easy when you(I) look at GTa 3 and Vice. Few days ago when i returned from other town,i saw some 'Hot coffie' staff on internet -gtasanandreas.net   .People say that it is posible to play minigame which the developer cuteed out of the game before even it came out.in game do not exist that kinda of staff(PS2 Version)which owner i am.Rockstar claims that there were not ,not even in their minds the 'mini game'.They accuse hackers for screenshots and anything what has been done in it.there are no in-game cheat.Ilooked everywhere no AR 2, AR Max or Gameshark codes for it.Please for god sake show me how to do it and i will be thankful no HOT COFFIE AT All or i am a fooool.And by the way i'm not from USA,Japan,Russia,Spain,GB...i'm from a small country.My internet connection is weak and i have many other things to do so i wont be mad if you say am a fool.By the way soonly i will submit a new topic or i will continue here for all secrets of GTASA-not revealed publicly and disscoverd by me....

"Please for god sake show me how to do it and i will be thankful"
Everyone wanted hot coffee that badly, isn't it?

This post has been edited by deepthroatgta6 on Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 11:00

[Lethal Nizzle]

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'kay, so I was wondering when I finally get GTA IV what I was going to do; try and gun through the storyline and try and get a place in that "first ten people to complete GTA IV" leaderboard, or if I'm going to take it slow and actually take in that I'm playing this beast of a game. I think I'll probably do the latter. What're you guys gonna do?

Apparently the "10th topic that day" and was promptly locked by Waddy.

[Wreckless Jake]

First post on my first account in a "Vice City vs. San Andreas" thread back in 2008:

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I love Vice city too much, I still play my PS2 version now, when I have GTA 4, Vice City has a down right better storyline. Yes GTA SA has more features but they caused many glitches thats why on GTA 4 they never made it possible for Niko to go to the gym, get fat get haircuts etc. because a good GTA is about the surroundings i.e. VC the city was amazing, its not too big and its not small, its just a great city, but SA i dont feel comfortable with and the new LC is amazing, the physics and lighting of the city are great.

I was 16, say no more...verbal diarrohea.

[TheGreatGig23]

My first one on this account is from the Grand Theft Auto V Announced topic. I wish I could find my first ever post on the old account, it would be quite interesting to read, I think.

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What date was that poll posted? Knowing that the next GTA was going to be number five, it seems rather easy to write "5 guys, 5 bullets, 5 letters" and make it seem like it has something to do with it. As much as I'd love for this to be something legit, I can't see it being so unless he posted that poll with the trailer release date before the 25th.

My second post is slightly more entertaining:

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I would be sweet indeed. I'm rather jealous of people who either haven't found out yet or have only just found out. Especially the former. As much as I screamed like an excited little girl when I found out, this waiting is almost unbearable. I'm an impatient chap anyway so that doesn't help at all. But yes, your magic pill would be an amazing thing right now.

[tony-resta]

Wow, here's mine from way back on Wednesday, Jun 21 2006, 12:58

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i just cant wait for this mod to come out, im glad you guys are putting in alot of work and effort for the mod

That was on the Chiliad Express mod for GTA SA.