[universetwisters]

With a load of gangbangers, about three times more
than my Stallion weighed empty
My good whip and crew were a bone to be chewed
when the drugs of November we went stealin'

-Gordon Lightfoot

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

'I flew from one side of the map to the other in 12 parsecs'
- Han Solo

[horserider]

<Ohhhhhhh deeeaaaaar, I can not past this stupid first mission. Carl, get me the phone. I have to f*ck with R*>
- Betty white!

[AtomicPunk]

QUOTE (poklane @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:58)

QUOTE (Blaaze @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:49) QUOTE (poklane @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:37) Screw you hippy! - Cartman Srry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Mr. Garrisson Only in this country they do let white people drive - Niko Ain't you got an oven to stick your head in? I'm a maniac with a gun. Tell it to your daddy bitch. Go sleep with your sister fool. - CJ We just need the old CJ back I guess. I think it's blind people, not white people. Lordy lord. Srry always thought it was white

Black people drive too dude, just watch Bait Car(joke ).

"This game is making me angry. It won't like me when I'm angry. This mission is making me...UUUUggGG! RRRaaaaWWwRRR!"(turns green, smashes controller against wall then trashes the place). - David Banner/Hulk

Hows that?

[Original Light]

Read the following in a deep voice with an italian accent:

"Yo, this game f*ckin' rocks."

-Sylvester Stallone

[Versous]

"You think GTA V will be a incredible game,really?What the f*ck is this sh*t? Dr.Dolittle: The videogame would be more exciting than that"

Eddie Murphy

[Crewnordin]

Grand theft Auto is bad... Mkayy

- Mr. Mackey

[The Milkman]

"Sometime Rockstargames, they show GTA glimpses to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. They goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!"

[wwinterj]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson

[Vormek]

- You don't want to sell me GTA5? Do I look under age to you? Listen, listen, listen you little varmint. Hand me that f-ing game you dumb ape or I'll crack your f-ing head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just when I'm about to come out of jail... hopefully, you'll be out of your coma. And guess what. I'll crack your f-ing head wide open again.

- Joe Pesci.

[initium]

''Almost as fake as I''

Pamela Anderson

This post has been edited by initium on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 10:35

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

'Found my way around the city quite easily, didn't even need the in-game jetpack'
- Iron Man

[mikeinthahouse]

QUOTE (Mikey_Navaja @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 21:00)

QUOTE (poklane @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:37) Only in this country they do let white people drive - Niko BLIND PEOPLE. why would Niko say white people? He is white. please use critical thinking.

Lol

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

'It's a rather smashing game, Kate mastered the Hydra , like a boss'
- Prince William

[finn4life]

QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 09:52)

'I flew from one side of the map to the other in 12 parsecs' - Han Solo

Haha nice!

QUOTE

Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense' - Arnold Schwarzenegger

This read as Arnold haha, Perhaps ..."Get to the chopper!"
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"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking russians! In this motherf*cking game!"

- Samuel L Jackson.

Funny enough it rolls off the tongue pretty well.

[Chickenwing]

QUOTE (Gege @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:26)

"I'm Batman." — Batman Am I doing this right?

Pretty much!

[drive885]

QUOTE

RAPIER(reference to Axe) ODOR BLOCKER HELPS YO PROTAG NOT TO SWEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTT!!1oneone

-Terry Crews

[Mokrie Dela]

"Dumb Edinburgh Morons" - Ray Liotta.

"The size of the map is as big as a pregnant hippopotomous, standing behind a magnifying lense." - Rowan Atkinson.

"NA-ICE!" - Jeremy Clarkson.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

QUOTE (Mokrie Dela @ Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 10:50)

"The size of the map is as big as a pregnant hippopotomous, standing behind a magnifying lense." - Rowan Atkinson.

Haha i can imagine Rowan saying that. He always has the knack of describing things in a funny way.

' When I went to the stripper man bar I got myself a moo lay contiaye el negro special.'
- Granma Klump from Nutty Professor

[LazyboyEight]

You see this is what I'm talking about... turn around, look at that. You see that trailer? You see what I mean, it's juicy, it's plump.... Now look at this game, it's sorry, it's a miserable thing...
Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this trailer? Anybody? Anybody at all...
- William Foster (Michael Douglas)