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 Hilarious quotes from actors about gta v

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AuSsIeThUnDeR36  
Posted: Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:20
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I decided to start this thread for something fun to do while we wait.
Let's pretend famous actors/actresses/famous people in general have already had a demo of gta v. Make up a funny quote for them about their thoughts on the game.
Il start...

'Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Posted: Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:25
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"Ahdoncee he keep shooting me POW POW POW I din't do nothing to him I hate this game damn it."

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Posted: Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:25
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QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:20)
'Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Can someone explain this in english pls. I have no clue cry.gif

@SomeManForGTA Thanks mate smile.gif

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"Grand Theft Auto 5? Whats that? A video game? Are you serious? Look at you! You're 30, and you're still playing video games?! Whaddya do in that game? Drive around robbing cars and raping super mario or some sh*t? Seriously, kid, get up of your ass and go get some p*ssy! Videosgames! Are you f*cking kidding me?!" -Robert DeNiro


QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:20)
'Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

QUOTE (UtricularEwe001 Posted on Wednesday @ Jul 25 2012, 20:25)
Can someone explain this in english pls. I have no clue  cry.gif


You know, alot of people ask me, what did you think of grand theft auto 5. And I say, well this is the game for, I lost my driver licence

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AuSsIeThUnDeR36  
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It's not an actor, but still 'famous'

Grand Theft Vehicle is a first person futuristic shooter set in Las Vegas, where you take on the role of Batman - IGN
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"I have recently come into possession of a certain street crime simulator set in a fictitious version of Los Angeles ;)" Jeff Goldblum tweet on GTA V release day
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Grand Theft Auto takes place............in uhhhhhh mmmm What was it called Los Altos..... Yeeah i think Los Altos -Micheal Pachter mad.gif
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Screw you hippy!
- Cartman
Srry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Mr. Garrisson
Only in this country they do let blind people drive
- Niko
Ain't you got an oven to stick your head in?
I'm a maniac with a gun.
Tell it to your daddy bitch.
Go sleep with your sister fool.
- CJ

We just need the old CJ back I guess.

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Posted: Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:48
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QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:20)
'Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I understand this. Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria like me. I can talk like him. Only difference from the origin between him and me: He's a Styrian and I'm a half Styrian. tounge.gif
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QUOTE (poklane @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:37)
Screw you hippy!
- Cartman
Srry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Mr. Garrisson
Only in this country they do let white people drive
- Niko
Ain't you got an oven to stick your head in?
I'm a maniac with a gun.
Tell it to your daddy bitch.
Go sleep with your sister fool.
- CJ

We just need the old CJ back I guess.

I think it's blind people, not white people. Lordy lord.
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'Well aah, me and my colleagues...we ah, we talked about it...ahh...we discussed it...we aah, we talked and discussed the game...we will aah...I think ahh...we will discuss it further'
- George W Bush
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Grand Theft Auto takes place in uummmm...hmmmmm oh I know, Grand Theft Auto takes place in my asshole
and it will be RELEASED withing A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Pachter
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QUOTE (Blaaze @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:49)
QUOTE (poklane @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:37)
Screw you hippy!
- Cartman
Srry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Mr. Garrisson
Only in this country they do let white people drive
- Niko
Ain't you got an oven to stick your head in?
I'm a maniac with a gun.
Tell it to your daddy bitch.
Go sleep with your sister fool.
- CJ

We just need the old CJ back I guess.

I think it's blind people, not white people. Lordy lord.

Srry always thought it was white
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QUOTE (poklane @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:37)
Only in this country they do let white people drive
- Niko

BLIND PEOPLE.

why would Niko say white people? He is white. please use critical thinking.
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AuSsIeThUnDeR36  
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QUOTE (Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:48)
QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:20)
'Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I understand this. Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria like me. I can talk like him. Only difference from the origin between him and me: He's a Styrian and I'm a half Styrian. tounge.gif

Cool. No disrespect to you bro, I like Arnie
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QUOTE (UtricularEwe001 @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:25)
QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 20:20)
'Y'know, a lat doph peepol axe me, whad didchu dink doph Graynd depth dayto fife. Dand eye say, well dis is de game for me, I last my dryvers lyesense'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Can someone explain this in english pls. I have no clue cry.gif

You know,i let those people ask me,what did u think of Grand Theft Auto 5.And i say, well this is the game for me,I lost my drivers licence.
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