[CJ killed Ryder]

The title says it all: Post the dialogue of a mission, and add Claude's!!!

Example: The Mike Lips Last Lunch mission:

Misty: Hey, I'm bored, when you gonna drill me?

Joey Leone: In a moment sweetheart, I've got a little business to take care of. I've got a little job for you pal, the Forelli brothers have owned me money for too long, and they need to be taught some respect.

Claude: What'cha want me to do?

Joey: "Lips" Forreli is stuffing his fat face in St. Mark's Bistro, so steal his car and take it to 8-Ball's bomb shop up in Harwood. You know 8-Ball, right?

Claude: Yup, 8-Ball's my homeboy...

Joey: Once he's fitted it with a bomb, go park the car where you found it. Then sit back and watch the whole show. But hurry up, he won't be eating forever.

Claude: Sure, I make sure this meal will be his last.

This post has been edited by CJ killed Ryder on Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 14:29

[Arsen Vitiuk]

You understand that this would ruin the game completely? It is as it is. No need to go on and think of Claude's so-be dialogue. The game's fine without it.

Housers made him silent, so let's keep him silent! His silence fits his dark personality perfectly enough.

And even if he spoke, I doubt he would be going around spitting that ghetto babble you just showed us. Do try to be more creative, lad. Put some work into it - although I doubt this topic really needs any.

[MrMateczko]

Here's what Claude thinks about this topic:

[CJ killed Ryder]

QUOTE (Arsen Vitiuk @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 17:20)

You understand that this would ruin the game completely? It is as it is. No need to go on and think of Claude's so-be dialogue. The game's fine without it. Housers made him silent, so let's keep him silent! His silence fits his dark personality perfectly enough. And even if he spoke, I doubt he would be going around spitting that ghetto babble you just showed us. Do try to be more creative, lad. Put some work into it - although I doubt this topic really needs any.

I thought this thread might be fun...

[lol232]

QUOTE (MrMateczko @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 19:22)

Here's what Claude thinks about this topic:

And this is will is his response to it:

[CJ killed Ryder]

QUOTE (lol232 @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 18:35)

QUOTE (MrMateczko @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 19:22) Here's what Claude thinks about this topic: And this is will is his response to it:

No one interested in giving Claude dialogue?

Fine....

[MrMateczko]

Speaking just doesn't match with Claude. Just look at his face. He's so badass, he doesn't need any words to speak.

[CJ killed Ryder]

QUOTE (MrMateczko @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 18:46)

Speaking just doesn't match with Claude. Just look at his face. He's so badass, he doesn't need any words to speak.

That's not the point of my thread...

Just give him a dialogue just for fun... This is not a discussion thread, just something like the Who Am I or Gues Character from dialogue-thread, just don't talk about it and do what I say, and if you don't like it don't reply to this thread...

[Arsen Vitiuk]

QUOTE (MrMateczko @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 21:46)

He's so badass, he doesn't need any words to speak.

Actions speak louder than words

This proverb so much fits Claude, really.

[CJ killed Ryder]

QUOTE (Arsen Vitiuk @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 18:52)

QUOTE (MrMateczko @ Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 21:46) He's so badass, he doesn't need any words to speak. Actions speak louder than words This proverb so much fits Claude, really.

Complaining is Off-Topic...


You guys are ruining my thread...

Last Request mission:

Claude: I'm here, Sal...

Salvatore Leone: It's my favorite cleaner. I'm proud of you my boy, you kicked the sh*t outta those grease balls. I've got just one little job for you before we can all celebrate.

Claude: What kinda job, old man?

Salvatore: There's a car around the block from Luigi's club. The inside is covered in brains. We had to help some guy make up his mind and it proved a little messy. Take it to the crusher before the cops find it.

Claude: I'll think about it... There's something about you I don't trust....

This post has been edited by CJ killed Ryder on Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 18:58

[Arsen Vitiuk]

Old Man??? You're kidding me??? No goon would call a Mafia Don "old man", otherwise he would have his guts splattered over the carpet right the next moment. Plus, only Toni had clearance to call Don Leone "Sal". Claude wasn't as close...

Put some creativity and logic into it - my advice. Otherwise, it ain't worth a ten penny.

[CJ killed Ryder]

The Under Surveillance-mission.

Asuka Kasen: Salvatore's death comes as pleasurable news, you are an efficient killer. I like that in a man.

Claude: Thanks, chickie. I did it with pleasure.

Asuka Kasen:This is my brother Kenji.

Claude: Ah, nice to meet you!!!

Kenji Kasen: Asuka has a little job for you, but when you're done, drop by my casino and we can talk.

Asuka Kasen: Just like Kenji, always trying to play with my toys. My police source indicates that the FBI has mounted a surveillance operation at key locations around the city. It is too late to contact anyone and avoid incrimination. Take out these spying cops but be careful, they're bound to have backup.

Claude: Understood. See ya later!!!!

[Arsen Vitiuk]

QUOTE (CJ killed Ryder @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 18:56)

Claude: Thanks, chickie. I did it with pleasure.

No offence, man, but what in the f*cking sh*t's name is that???

If you ARE trying to make something out of your idea, do it with more creativity and more brains. You can't just go on posting sh*t like that.

Salvatore - 'old man', Asuka - 'chickie', what next???

You make Claude speak like he is a gangsta playboy, and not a cold-hearted killer. Did you ever play the game at all, I wonder?

Claude is a cold-hearted killer who doesn't speak to much!

So if you want to make it work, just simply drop your ass and put some work into it. Think on it, analyse it, make it look real. Then it might result in something.

Until then it ain't worth a ten penny. That's my point, and I hope you see it.

Being a sole true fan of GTA III, I cannot let anyone mess about the game like that. I will protect it till the end!

[lol232]

Asuka Kasen: Salvatore's death comes as pleasurable news, you are an efficient killer. I like that in a man.

Claude: Well thank all that to mah dawgs n' da crib! Them brothaz learned me everehthang!

Asuka Kasen:This is my brother Kenji.

Claude: Yo dawg, nice to meet you!

Kenji Kasen: Asuka has a little job for you, but when you're done, drop by my casino and we can talk.

Asuka Kasen: Just like Kenji, always trying to play with my toys. My police source indicates that the FBI has mounted a surveillance operation at key locations around the city. It is too late to contact anyone and avoid incrimination. Take out these spying cops but be careful, they're bound to have backup.

^Perfect example of the stupidity.
Claude doesn't need to talk. He is too cool to talk,
think about it, gangsta talk doesn't match him, at all.

[fireguy109]

Claude sounds bloody ridiculous. It doesn't really fit his profile to talk at all, but even if you do stick phrases in his mouth you should at least make them badass.

Honestly, I don't know what Claude's voice would even sound like. He never really needs to talk, a simple nod gets his answers across, and the bosses know they can trust him to follow their specific instructions to the letter or act independently and efficiently if it's a general task. Therefore, he doesn't ever need to repeat what they said or anything and ask for more specific instructions.

This post has been edited by fireguy109 on Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 21:11

[Th3MaN1]

QUOTE (lol232 @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 23:32)

Asuka Kasen: Salvatore's death comes as pleasurable news, you are an efficient killer. I like that in a man. Claude: Well thank all that to mah dawgs n' da crib! Them brothaz learned me everehthang! Asuka Kasen:This is my brother Kenji. Claude: Yo dawg, nice to meet you! Kenji Kasen: Asuka has a little job for you, but when you're done, drop by my casino and we can talk. Asuka Kasen: Just like Kenji, always trying to play with my toys. My police source indicates that the FBI has mounted a surveillance operation at key locations around the city. It is too late to contact anyone and avoid incrimination. Take out these spying cops but be careful, they're bound to have backup. ^Perfect example of the stupidity. Claude doesn't need to talk. He is too cool to talk, think about it, gangsta talk doesn't match him, at all.

HAHA!That made my day!

[lzw3]

QUOTE (Arsen Vitiuk @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 04:30)

QUOTE (CJ killed Ryder @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 18:56) Claude: Thanks, chickie. I did it with pleasure. No offence, man, but what in the f*cking sh*t's name is that???

Hahaha. Arsen, I'd like to thank you for literally making me laugh out loud.

[Arsen Vitiuk]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 12:07)

QUOTE (Arsen Vitiuk @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 04:30) QUOTE (CJ killed Ryder @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 18:56) Claude: Thanks, chickie. I did it with pleasure. No offence, man, but what in the f*cking sh*t's name is that??? Hahaha. Arsen, I'd like to thank you for literally making me laugh out loud.

Always a pleasure

As I said, this topic isn't a bad idea, but in order to make it work it requires some effort and not just from-time-to-time off-hand posting.

[cidamelo]

I'm laughing so much thinking of Claude talking in a 'ghetto' style

[lol232]

QUOTE (Th3MaN1 @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 10:00)

QUOTE (lol232 @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 23:32) Asuka Kasen: Salvatore's death comes as pleasurable news, you are an efficient killer. I like that in a man. Claude: Well thank all that to mah dawgs n' da crib! Them brothaz learned me everehthang! Asuka Kasen:This is my brother Kenji. Claude: Yo dawg, nice to meet you! Kenji Kasen: Asuka has a little job for you, but when you're done, drop by my casino and we can talk. Asuka Kasen: Just like Kenji, always trying to play with my toys. My police source indicates that the FBI has mounted a surveillance operation at key locations around the city. It is too late to contact anyone and avoid incrimination. Take out these spying cops but be careful, they're bound to have backup. ^Perfect example of the stupidity. Claude doesn't need to talk. He is too cool to talk, think about it, gangsta talk doesn't match him, at all. HAHA!That made my day!

Cheers, I am glad to hear that !