[lzw3]

'....the cash. Just bring what I asked and you'll get it in return.'

Nestor and his son decide to turn up anyway, without the letter-writer's needs. When they turn up....

[GTAboyWonder]

...The pier is quiet and empty. Nestor and his son walk towards the dock and look around. A man walks up to them. It's Sean. He tells Nestor that he wants the 2,500 dollars he had.

"I already deposited it!" Nestor says

Sean grabs Benny and holds him hostage. Nestor then sees...

[universetwisters]

Tommy Vercetti coming towards them in a flying version of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald he stole from Gordon Lightfoot (Who made the replication from the money he obtained after writing a song exploiting those who perished in the wreck). In a panic, Nestor...

[GTAboyWonder]

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Wednesday, Jun 27 2012, 14:51)

Tommy Vercetti coming towards them in a flying version of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald he stole from Gordon Lightfoot (Who made the replication from the money he obtained after writing a song exploiting those who perished in the wreck). In a panic, Nestor...

...Attacks Sean, who was looking at Tommy riding The Fitz. Nestor punches Sean right on the jaw, and Benny runs from Sean's arms and waves at Tommy. Tommy sees the boy, and and prepares to land - but the ship hits the water. Nestor is distracted by the sounds of the splashing waters, and Sean...

[Turbojohn]

QUOTE (GTAboyWonder @ Wednesday, Jun 27 2012, 22:16)

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Wednesday, Jun 27 2012, 14:51) Tommy Vercetti coming towards them in a flying version of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald he stole from Gordon Lightfoot (Who made the replication from the money he obtained after writing a song exploiting those who perished in the wreck). In a panic, Nestor... ...Attacks Sean, who was looking at Tommy riding The Fitz. Nestor punches Sean right on the jaw, and Benny runs from Sean's arms and waves at Tommy. Tommy sees the boy, and and prepares to land - but the ship hits the water. Nestor is distracted by the sounds of the splashing waters, and Sean...

Sneazes so hard his nose falls off...

[InfernoV]

QUOTE (Turbojohn @ Thursday, Jun 28 2012, 00:47)

QUOTE (GTAboyWonder @ Wednesday, Jun 27 2012, 22:16) QUOTE (universetwisters @ Wednesday, Jun 27 2012, 14:51) Tommy Vercetti coming towards them in a flying version of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald he stole from Gordon Lightfoot (Who made the replication from the money he obtained after writing a song exploiting those who perished in the wreck). In a panic, Nestor... ...Attacks Sean, who was looking at Tommy riding The Fitz. Nestor punches Sean right on the jaw, and Benny runs from Sean's arms and waves at Tommy. Tommy sees the boy, and and prepares to land - but the ship hits the water. Nestor is distracted by the sounds of the splashing waters, and Sean... Sneazes so hard his nose falls off...

.......Benny falls in the water from the shock of the sneeze and dies. Nestor is crying and makes a call to an old friend...........

[Turbojohn]

However Nestor then realizes his pocket is ethereal, This "nose explosion" was all an alucination from mushrooms

[InfernoV]

....Nestor wakes up and realizes it was all a dream, but there is a man lying next to him...........

[knaimpact]

QUOTE (InfernoV @ Thursday, Jun 28 2012, 20:46)

....Nestor wakes up and realizes it was all a dream, but there is a man lying next to him...........

The man laying next to him is dead and tied up. Nestor is also tied up. Someones pointing a gun....

[universetwisters]

...the man with the gun turns out to be Neil Young's evil twin, Lien Gnuoy, (it should be noted that Lien is a better singer that his twin, Neil), who wakes up alongside him. He takes a swig of whiskey and grabs two duffel bags-one is filled with $1,000,000 worth of Christmas ornaments, and the other one is filled with $1,000,000 worth of black market model railroad accessories. Lien asks Nestor which one they should trade for $1,000,000 worth of heroin. Without hesitating, Nestor chooses...

EDIT: damn, knaimpact posted before me XD better change this post

[AlexGTAGamer]

Nestor chooses the duffelbag filled with $1,000,000 worth of Christmas ornaments.

Lien takes Nestor to an alleyway in downtown Los Santos where they meet a Korean hoodlum who they shall be doing the deal with. But just when the goods are about to change hands the LSPD shows up. Lien and Hestor make a run for it whilst the Korean hoodlum is gunned down. They steal a passing taxi and make a long, frantic getaway that leads them into Back o Beyond, and there the taxi breaks down. The two go through the woods, and to their surprise encounter...

[Turbojohn]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Thursday, Jun 28 2012, 23:26)

Nestor chooses the duffelbag filled with $1,000,000 worth of Christmas ornaments. Lien takes Nestor to an alleyway in downtown Los Santos where they meet a Korean hoodlum who they shall be doing the deal with. But just when the goods are about to change hands the LSPD shows up. Lien and Hestor make a run for it whilst the Korean hoodlum is gunned down. They steal a passing taxi and make a long, frantic getaway that leads them into Back o Beyond, and there the taxi breaks down. The two go through the woods, and to their surprise encounter...

CJ burying the corpse of Officer's tenpenny son, who recently tried to avenge his dad...

(You thought I was going to bring Bigfoot...
I'll leave someone else to do that...)

This post has been edited by Turbojohn on Thursday, Jun 28 2012, 23:58

[universetwisters]

..after encountering CJ, Lien approached him and asked "Wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be in your own universe?". Enraged, CJ pushed Lien to the ground and reached into his pockets, which are well-known for holding numerous guns and bottomless ammounts of ammunition. From his back pocket, CJ pulled out a...

[knaimpact]

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Friday, Jun 29 2012, 01:04)

..after encountering CJ, Lien approached him and asked "Wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be in your own universe?". Enraged, CJ pushed Lien to the ground and reached into his pockets, which are well-known for holding numerous guns and bottomless ammounts of ammunition. From his back pocket, CJ pulled out a...

A big black dildo and pleasured himself with it. Nestor....

[Turbojohn]

shouted: IMPOSTER, YOU ARE NOT CJ!

[knaimpact]

QUOTE (Turbojohn @ Friday, Jun 29 2012, 04:32)

shouted: IMPOSTER, YOU ARE NOT CJ!

CJ then yells "YEAH I AM NIGGA" and continues shoving the black dildo in and out of his asshole. Nestor then realizes it is the real CJ and....

[universetwisters]

QUOTE (knaimpact @ Friday, Jun 29 2012, 18:21)

QUOTE (Turbojohn @ Friday, Jun 29 2012, 04:32) shouted: IMPOSTER, YOU ARE NOT CJ! CJ then yells "YEAH I AM NIGGA" and continues shoving the black dildo in and out of his asshole. Nestor then realizes it is the real CJ and....

...suddenly, a warphole to the III era opens up, sucking nestor and lien into the callahan bridge as the columbian cartel are holding up the police officers. Suddenly...

[GTAboyWonder]

...A huge rumble rocks the bridge. Nestor turns to look back, and sees part of the bridge collapsing from an explosion. Lien slowly walks to the wreck of the bridge, and a car with Claude and 8-Ball runs him over. Nestor runs towards Lien, who is squashed. Nestor pulls out an old 2001 Motorola Cellphone, and calls 911. When the ambulance comes, the portal once again opens. Someone comes out of it. It's....

[TrialzGTAS]

Ceasar!

[universetwisters]

..."Ceaser, what are you doing here?" said Nestor as he layed on the pavement, squashed. "I've been looking for you for a long time, Neil Young". Before Lien could explain that he was Neil Young's evil twin, and not Neil Young himself, Ceaser rolled up his pants, revealing that he wears knee-length socks. He reached into his left sock and pulled out a...