[lzw3]

...As it hits the Fitzgerald it instantly causes a massive inferno killing numerous people, including an immigrant from Europe visiting his cousin...

[universetwisters]

...his cousin, upon finding his dead cousin's body floating in the sea next to the Fitzgerald, waddles over to his lifeless body and...

[lzw3]

...and decides to chuck the body back in the ocean and go bowling...

[universetwisters]

...Gordon Lightfoot notices the floating Eastern European in the ocean, and decides to capitalize on his untimely death. He writes a song called "The death of the Eastern European". The song was a...

[lee_atsugai]

..hit in the US, but rejected on the rest of the world. Gordon angry, and he....

[lzw3]

...he goes on a shooting rampage through London killing the members anti-Gordon Lightfoot protest...

[lee_atsugai]

..Send off hundreds of agents to kill the anti-Gordon Lightfoot group all over Europe...

[Pilotmonkey]

The group sudden grows in 2,000,000 people.Now the group Has murdered the agents,They have took control of their surrounding cities and Now they have hijacked a nearby airport Now they are going to try to kill Gordon. Luckly gordon has an assassin from assassins creed with him and niko. Gordon says Bring it ON! then a anti group member shoots in the left nut gordon drops to floor and says....

[lee_atsugai]

...."Holy sh*t" and dead shortly after. Meanwhile, back to the burning Los Santos....

[universetwisters]

...CJ and Luis look at eachother on accident, thus breaking the...

[billy james]

...The Space-time continuem and then...

[universetwisters]

...merging the III & IV universe together. III's liberty city rises from the ground and uproots IV's liberty city, and...

[lee_atsugai]

... San Fierro is just a half now because of the flood crisis and...

[billy james]

...Tornados everywhere destroying...

[lzw3]

...And Las Venturas has been merged with Mainland Vice City...

[MyDog]

...Suddenly, Dan Houser wakes up...

[lzw3]

...in the middle of the Bone County desert and sees...

[ZoomZoom]

And find that he is badly hurt and bound and gagged..

[MyDog]

...Just then, all the happenings in the world inspire him to create a video game called...

[lzw3]

...called Grand Theft Houser, a game about...