[Robinski]

Like others the craziest parties I've been to tend to correlate to just how crazy drunk I was, so I can only remember snatches.

Got two stories that aren't so wild but are certainly stand outs from my last year of school/summer before sixth form. After the last day of school, pretty much half my year was at one guy's house generally having a good time, we'd all been drinking on the school field (classy, I know) for the afternoon before being told to clear off politely by the school. Anyway, pretty much everyone was hammered so we were quite loud, prompting the neighbours to call the police. This wasn't usually a problem, they'd come round, tell us to shut up and only return if there were more complaints. But it didn't help that the stoner contingent had turned up and were enjoying their product in the back. They all bailed over the fence as soon as they saw the fluorescent jackets through the window, but left us with weed and stink all over the table. Somehow the police didn't notice, and some of the people who were there have "PC Woodlock" signed next to all the kids names on their uniform polos.

Other story is from when we had a small barbecue a few weeks later at a lads house when his parents were away. There was only like 6 lads and a handful of lasses but it was a laugh until we ran out of food and booze. Luckily, we'd heard about a big party a rich kid not far from us, who we all "kind of" knew. Crashed that, spent about an hour being perfect, if uninvited, guests until the police arrived. Everyone knew they meant business 'cos three cars pulled up full of bobbies. In the ensuing confusion, some of our group of lads grabbed as much of the booze left lying around and food as they could. Regrouped back at the barbecue house and spent the rest of the night getting wasted on Bombay Sapphire, cheap whiskey and assorted beers and eating an entire chocolate cake*.

*Note, not a birthday cake or anything. The family had just put on a big buffet for their kids summer party.

[Chunkyman]

I pretty much never go to parties, mostly because I hate large groups of people and alcohol. It has nothing to do with never being invited!

[_____]

QUOTE (Chunkyman @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 18:43)

I pretty much never go to parties, mostly because I hate large groups of people and alcohol. It has nothing to do with never being invited!

Me too.

The major problem for me is that 99.9% of the times I don't like the people, it's always some rich f*cks that think they can do anything or those tough guys that ruin things. Oh, and most of the times the music sucks too, you can't put your own damn music because the rest won't like it, and really, alcohol tends to ruin parties. I would much rather go to a sober party.

Very rarely (like once a year) I do attend some "parties". The "craziest" one that I have been to would have to be the graduation party (or whatever they call it) which happened a few weeks ago. It wasn't crazy by most people's standards, but I got pretty drunk and I asked one of my mates for a cigarette, having not smoked in ages (with minor exceptions because I quit).

The party was not that wild, but the hangover I got the next day was another story. Feeling pretty sick (not the sickest I have ever been, I did not puke this time) and some nice chest pain from the smoking and generally from the smoke that was there from all the smokers.

[rhyn]

We had a pirate themed party before and our place got completely trashed, then we had a terrorist party and our place got trashed again. Then came the second pirate party, our place got trashed after that one.

[something_else]

This thread has made me realise that even the most well worded description of the best parties I've been at would sound either pathetic, disgusting, debauched, illegal or stupid, or a combination of all of them, despite the fact they were some of the best nights/mornings I've had.

Parties are like dreams; unless you've experienced them yourself it probably isn't very interesting to hear about them. Having said that, I bet trip has some amazing stories.

[Markwey]

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I don't really like those parties though I went to a few they're really just a bunch of drunken idiots acting like f*cking 14 year olds.

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I pretty much never go to parties, mostly because I hate large groups of people and alcohol. It has nothing to do with never being invited!

I agree with the ones above.
I don't go to parties and I never get invited, HA! But what the heck, I don't really give a damn.
When I drink, I either drink alone or with a friend of mine. We usually just hang around town and where ever and drink.
My friend is throwing a BBQ party at he's house sometime now, that we've talked alot about.

This post has been edited by Markwey on Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 17:08

[blitz]

I haven't been to a huge party like in Project X but I have been to parties and seen pretty messed up sh*t. I don't drink so the next day people usually call me and ask me what happened last night.

[Gtaghost22]

QUOTE (blitz @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 17:00)

I don't drink so the next day people usually call me and ask me what happened last night.

Same, i never drink even though i turned 18 four months ago (due to the nature of my work) so my friends pretty much always call me asking what happend last night at the party, thier live are quite messed up if you asked me lol

[trip]

QUOTE (something_else @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 12:57)

Parties are like dreams; unless you've experienced them yourself it probably isn't very interesting to hear about them. Having said that, I bet trip has some amazing stories.

I've been avoiding participating in this topic . Ohhhhhh, I have stories.

[Irviding]

I like to smoke weed but sitting with 150 people getting drunk and high is just not my idea of fun. Everyone tweets the next day about how great it was but no one remembers. It's just retarded in my view.

[DeeperRed]

I must be the only one who finds the not remembering things quite funny. Its great to wake up the next day and playing investigator to find out. Most the time I can remember alright, its once I throw in some vals with the drink that whole night blackout occurs.

[BRITLAND]

think me weird but im not a partish person really, if im at a party i just stay at the bar area, table or stand in a corner, hallway or outside talking to smokers etc while having a drink of coke, irn bru, lemonade, water, fresh orange juice, i dont drink or anything like that

[4 Bagger]

Not a true fan of going to crowded parties, I'd rather have a smaller gathering with people I actually get along with.

The only one I have been to really was a couple of years ago, and not one person was sober and about half the things in the house were either unrecognisable or broken. Sure glad it wasn't my house...

[EscoLehGo]

QUOTE (Irviding @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 17:58)

I like to smoke weed but sitting with 150 people getting drunk and high is just not my idea of fun. Everyone tweets the next day about how great it was but no one remembers. It's just retarded in my view.

I used to love that aspect of it as well, I remember I woke up in my dorm after a typical college weekend and found one of my polos in the bath tub with blood around the collar, then I stepped into the kitchen area and saw lettuce had been thrown around the entire kitchen and living room like confetti. I was later told that I was the one who had kicked the head of lettuce around like a soccer ball and I had to clean the sh*t up, no explanation about the bloody polo though.

I don't "party" anymore, I still drink heavily from time to time with a small group of friends but that raging scene gets tired pretty fast. I still get offended when people say they're having a party of some kind and there's no alcohol involved, f*ck you that's not a party, that's a social gathering.

[jackass2009]

I got really drunk and woke up shirtless on the hood of my car with a tattoo on my chest that I didn't remember getting. Ah, alcohol. How I love you so.

[Sanjeem]

The craziest "Parties" I've ever been to aren't that crazy because a party is usually planned and everyone knows what their doing, for the most part. What I love doing that's better and actually don't realize when I do it is when you don't plan anything, you have some booze and bud and a few mates. Usually a combination of those three with the right kind of adventurous mind leads me to some of the most crazy events I have ever done. I won't go into detail but I'm sure a few on here know what I mean.

[Boulevard]

QUOTE (IM_YOUR_GOD @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 03:03)

Latino people party the hardest.

Damn right we do. Originally I'm from Los Angeles, but I live in Wisconsin. And let me say, Wisconsin is the drinking state! lmao. I've been to a few hardcore parties, but I also been to a few duds. My crew and I are always the last ones to leave in the morning because we know how to drink like f*cking champs!! lol

[oysterbarron]

all my mates say my old house parties used to be the best, in the middle of nowhere with only 4 other houses in my area here's the lowdown of the greatest moments! 850 beers 250 alchopops 10 bottles of whiskey and some martini, 7 ruined carpets, next door neighbors green house shot out, external lights shot out, next doors van windows shot out 1 pigeon killed, Martini pasta thrown over next doors van, rapping in German even though were English, one crashed car, virginity lost, sideboard with ornaments and rocks falling on friend while he was throwing up cutting his wrist but insisting hes alright and to get him another beer. week long party, smoke machines, DJ decks, stomps to tescos at 4am to get food, who needs food at a party if all you do is plan to get wasted!...... ahh the good old days

[GrandTheftAuto101]

I'm going to one tonight. I don't have any crazy stories or anything but who knows, maybe tonight will be f*cked up.

[AlexGTAGamer]

The only parties I've every gone to outside of small birthday parties that included family and friends, would be a few New Year parties at the local boozer (pub). But even then though the pub on those occasions was packed to breaking point with patrons, nothing ever got out of hand. Well except one time when some drunkard tried to "make a pass" on another bloke's girlfriend. She was screaming, a few glasses were shattered but the trouble maker got kicked out of the place before he had a chance to break a bar stool over the other guy's head.

And all the other parties (leaving ones, wedding celebrations, etc.) only ended with people getting pissed, never (well hardly) any fights or police getting involved.