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 Woman, 63, becomes 'PREGNANT in the mouth'

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Cosmic Gypsy  
Posted: Friday, Jun 15 2012, 23:57
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...ists-claim.html

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fatal1ty619  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 00:16
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You want me to get my dick out again?
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Epic mindf*ck... mercie_blink.gif
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pcguytech  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 00:27
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I'll never eat squid again. barf8bd.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 00:31
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What a whore.
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Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 02:15
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Heh, gross. Remind me of the dream I had where spiders laid eggs in my eye sockets. Uuuhhh. cry.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 02:56
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f*ck that...

She should have swallowed.
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Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 03:41
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This reminds me of that old, fake story about a woman who masturbated with a lobster's tail and it shat a bunch of mud shrimp eggs in her snatch which later hatched and she shat them back out and died.
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Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 04:26
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What the...... I don't even......
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Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 05:21
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Damn japanese porn...
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nightwalker83  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 08:08
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WTF! I hermaphroditic squid? I don't think squid are like that I think they have both male and female sex the same as most things on this planet. If the squid was male how the **** could the woman give birth unless she was a surrogate for a female squid. mercie_blink.gif
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Djdevin10  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 08:14
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This is the first thing that came to mind



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GTA_stu  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 13:50
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What a pisser.
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That is just horrific. Having a squid ejaculate it's sperm spores or whatever they're called into your mouth. Doesn't get much worse than that. You always hear about stories like this where people get spider's eggs layed under their skin or maggots in their ears or tiny fish swimming up their cocks. It's icky icky icky!
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Gtaghost22  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 14:11
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What the....? ....i don't even *mindf*cked*

seriously though, that's rather strange lol, i wonder if the story is fake though, would love to see some pictures
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SIKKS66  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 14:17
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This is exactly why I don't eat seafood...
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EscoLehGo  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 15:01
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QUOTE (SIKKS66 @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 14:17)
This is exactly why I don't eat seafood...

This is the reason you don't eat seafood? So you consciously think about the chance of seafood potentially impregnating your mouth and for that reason alone choose not to eat it? Interesting.
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Dragonjack  
Posted: Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 15:05
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Okay that is just strange bro lol
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QUOTE (Djdevin10 @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 04:14)
This is the first thing that came to mind


That's always the first thing that comes to your mind! You're so novel!

Funnily enough, the last thing I learned this year in high school biology was Mollusk reproduction, although I don't remember much. According to Wikipedia and my notes, Cephalopods have separate genders, which probably means that the woman wasn't eating 'sperm sacks,' but eggs, or this gland.
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finn4life  
Posted: Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 10:45
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QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 02:01)
QUOTE (SIKKS66 @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 14:17)
This is exactly why I don't eat seafood...

This is the reason you don't eat seafood?

Hahaha this made me laugh, oh wow.
I think he was being sarcastic though.
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Posted: Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 11:46
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Wow..I uh...really wish I hadn't read that. barf8bd.gif
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