[GroveStRoamer]

Hey people of GtaForums. I made this topic for The Main Character's war cries while he is Killing, bumps into people, points a gun, or even Car jacks someone. Here are my Ideas:


PULLS A GUN:

"Friend! You might as well go and get f*cked!"
"You are really Testing my patience!"
"I will pull the trigger, say another word"
"You think Im just going to go to cluckin bell and let this one slide?!"
"You werent Expecting a gun to be pulled did you?"
"Gonna say anything else now that you see my gun?"

STARTS SHOOTING:

"I AM SO FUELED!!"
"BITCH!"
''Now what were you saying?!''

GETS HIT BY CAR:

"At least my Mother doesnt Shake it for ends!"
"ASSHOLE"
"Ive had it with these ignorant Cock Riding Dick biting tit sucking bitch f*cking Idiots!!!!"

CARJACKING SOMEONE:

"Sorry bud, I just couldnt Resist."
"Hey, atleast I havent killed you."
"Nice car, Can i hold it?"
"Hey mister I need a ride, JUST KIDDING HAHAHAH"
"I Hope this isnt Stick."
"Get out, before I Pop your trunk on you"

BUMPS INTO SOMEONE:

"Excuse the f*ck out of this Guy"
"Look out before you are looking up"
"Criminal, coming through, oops did I say this outloud?!"
"Sorry for Sacking you!"


You have any Protagonist War cries and such?

This is NOT a ped topic, a Protag Quote Topic.

This post has been edited by GroveStRoamer on Saturday, May 26 2012, 15:30

[gionascm2]

btw, the ''Now what were you saying?!'' would go better when he pulls the gun, not when he starts shooting.

[GroveStRoamer]

QUOTE (gionascm2 @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 15:34)

btw, the ''Now what were you saying?!'' would go better when he pulls the gun, not when he starts shooting.

Yeah I misplaced that one.

[matajuegos]

yellow carrrr when he pulls out a gun, crashes, runs over people and dies.

[Vormek]

I pictured CJ saying all those stuff Fits very well with his personality.

[Typhus]

"You sir, are a rank dandy and a f*cking cad."

[UsamaGK]

Pulls a gun (male) : "Get ready to be f**ked"

Pulls a gun (female) : "your p*ssy needs a bullet baby"

[saintsrow]

"Anybody else want some?" said in a happy tone of voice. (from Unreal Tournamanent)

[universetwisters]

"nice car, can i hold it?"

aparently, the protagonist is involved in a black market underground model car theft ring

[NateShaw92]

"you good sir, are a c*nt"
Points gun "piss me off one more time"

[BlackandWhite23]

If he steals a car: Sir you got a spot there on the wheel (smash head on wheel steal car)
If he's in a gun fight: Suck my gun and Swallow my bullets
Gun fight with police:Five-O got a suprise called AK-47

[jackass2009]

I'm assuming that Ned Luke is the main protagonist, so picture him yelling all these things.

Stealing a car from a gangster: "Make a move and I won't hesitate to blow your brains out."
Stealing a car from a woman: "Gotta use your car, lady!"
Stealing a car from a man: "I want this car more than you do."

Getting a wanted level from drunk driving: (slurred) "I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell San Andreas State Police!"
Getting a wanted level during a friend activity or mission with accomplices: "Hold on guys, we're gonna take a little detour!"
Getting a six star wanted level: "Am I that bad?"

Shootout with cops: "I pay your salary, f*ckers!"
Shootout with cops 2: "You're more corrupt than me, why am I getting shot at?

Shootout with gangsters: "I've killed punks bigger than you with a lot less ammo!"
Shootout with gangsters 2: "Eat sh*t and die!"

Fist fight with ped: "Bring it on! I still got some moves!"
Fist fight with gangster: "You think you're tough, huh?"
Fist fight with homeless person: "GULAHUWA!"
Fist fight with rich kid: "I should kill you, you overpriveleged yuppie prick!"

Getting hit by car: "I can fly!"
Getting hit by car 2: "San Andreas Drivers. They never f*cking learn, do they?"
Getting hit by Ambulance: "THIS IS f*ckING IRONIC!!!"

Bumps into a Vinewood slut: "Nice ass, honey, now get the f*ck out of my way!"
Bumps into an LSPD officer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh, pardon me, dearest police officer. Please let me go on my merry way, as I have sh*t to do."
Bumps into gangster: "f*ck off out of my way."

Telling cab driver to hurry up: "Pedal to the metal, man!"
Telling cab driver to hurry up 2: "Go! Go! Go go go! Now! GO!"
Telling cab driver to hurry up 3: (deep voice) "It's just you and me back here..." Cab driver: "Aaaah!!" Ned Luke: Hahaha.

More to come.

This post has been edited by jackass2009 on Sunday, May 27 2012, 02:31

[Jacko427]

Carjacking:

*Smahing the driver out while farting continously* "Sir, I must drive to my home to dump a big sh*t!"
"I'm too poor to get a car legally"
"Get out of the car or I'll f*ck you in your ass!"

Pulling gun:
"You have messed with me, so now you'll die!"

[Linki]

It's going to be hard to better Niko's quotes; "I'll rip your f*cking heart out!"

[GroveStRoamer]

QUOTE (Jacko427 @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 23:27)

"Get out of the car or I'll f*ck you in your ass!"

WOW Your protag must be gay...

[Oakshaft]

QUOTE (jackass2009 @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 23:02)

Getting a wanted level from drunk driving: (slurred) "I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell San Andreas State Police!"

Take my money... please... that was freaking epic!

[jackass2009]

QUOTE (Oakshaft @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 15:53)

QUOTE (jackass2009 @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 23:02) Getting a wanted level from drunk driving: (slurred) "I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell San Andreas State Police!" Take my money... please... that was freaking epic!

hahaha Thanks. I try to be humorous in my posts.

[GTA-King]

Being confronted on the street:

"Take a step back and literally f*ck your own face!"

[GroveStRoamer]

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Sunday, May 27 2012, 01:59)

Being confronted on the street: "Take a step back and literally f*ck your own face!"

good one

[Shampson360]

QUOTE (jackass2009 @ Sunday, May 27 2012, 01:49)

QUOTE (Oakshaft @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 15:53) QUOTE (jackass2009 @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 23:02) Getting a wanted level from drunk driving: (slurred) "I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell San Andreas State Police!" Take my money... please... that was freaking epic! hahaha Thanks. I try to be humorous in my posts.

Most epic thing I have ever read. You my friend get a cookie