[TheJustinAllenK]

" IT'S LIKE IN THE MOVIES! " When a crime is seen committed.

[mejiadanny208]

QUOTE (GroveStRoamer @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 21:29)

QUOTE (mejiadanny208 @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 17:46) "shut up you mother stickers this a f*ck up" LOL Best one so far

Ahhhh there eating him!!!!

[WhiteArcticFox]

"Watch where you're going, you f*cking Blowjob!" - Asian
"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date"
"Were you raised at a farm? Because you sure do know how to raise a cock"

[ToMuse]

*Breaking voice* "YOU SUUUCK!"
*very loudly talking to someone* "and then i sucked her d*ck!"

[A8flyer]

I feel like playin GTA SA for some reason

[..BlacKened..]

Asian "Suck my noodle"

African American " Chik-ity-Check yo self, im black"

"Where's the lube?"

[Gazanfar]

QUOTE (GhostFaze64 @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 15:14)

"Oh look its this thread again..."

">implying anyone gives a sh*t"
">implying your opinions are valid"
">implying you make the rules"

[mejiadanny208]

QUOTE (A8flyer @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 21:56)

I feel like playin GTA SA for some reason

Its because sa is awsome!!!! Whoo v rocks!!!

[A Nickname For All]

"You know about 24th May?"
"Wanna go bowling?"

[mejiadanny208]

QUOTE (A Nickname For All @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 22:37)

"You know about 24th May?" "Wanna go bowling?"

That would be perfect for a ped to say hopefully we get some news soon

[ludi911]

" I feel like i was here before "
" Wobble everywhere! "
" Life is a dirty bitch "
"Im in Vineemotherf*ckingwood!"
" If i will be lucky i will see some celeb vagina tonight ! "

[Death2Drugs]

(In traffic jam) "Get out of the way I've got a pizza here and it's gonna get cold!"
(When ped pulls out gun on you) "I'm not scared of guns asshole! I've got my own!"
(Paramedic) "I'll treat ya for free, this country's health care system sucks anyway!"

[mejiadanny208]

Are you stuck on stupid
wheres all the paper at
im with stupid

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

'I have a date with a cheese burger'
'Where the hell is Grove street?'
'Hey, anyone seen C.J ?'

[Jacko427]

You: "Shut up, faggot or you'll be my bitch in prison!"
Cop: "Hey asshole, wanna do tha sucky-sucky-dick-ballsack game in a dark cell, you and me?"
Vendor: "My meatcock has the same size of a cock, now suck it, bitch"

[GroveStRoamer]

Protag when picks up hooker: "Siggity Suck Figgity f*ck!"

[Im_A_Potato]

"come at me bro"-idk
"wanna bro down? I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON, CAPS LOCK MEANS BUSINESS" -Nerd
"I will rape your goldfish!!!"-Hobo

[GroveStRoamer]

"Ay, Im a police officer. Just do what I tell you."
"Hey, want a night with with your dad uncle?"

[Jacko427]

"Shut up, dickbitch!" Crazy random annoyed ped haha
"One day I'll kill you with my naked gun!" Another crazy ped lol
"ey yo bitch, i got some hi'quality sh*t, once you smoked, you'll always smoke that sh*t" Drugdealer

[JStarr31]

on the phone: "You said how many girls??? And how many cups????... Whoa... Should've had more cups"

In the street: "My wife wanted more freedom, so i expanded the kitchen...."

Random: "Why did I move here, the weather is the exact same sh*t in Vice City"


CHEESY VAGINAS!