[Carbine23]

On the expressway we saw a random car pull over another car with an older looking guy in it (i think he was black). Me and my friend were confused but then we saw two undercover cops with guns come out of the car and were aiming at the old man. Pretty crazy because i never saw something like that up to that point

[EscoLehGo]

QUOTE (divingstation @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 03:36)

when i was 13 i was sleeping in a hotel in spain on holiday when someone climbed through the window. i pretended to be asleep, i was so scared. the person then had really loud sh*ts in my bathroom then without wiping came out and fell asleep on my bed. i woke my uncle up and had to say like theres a person on the end of my bed and he was sayimg what are you doing here and the person kept saying f&ck off and stuff. the next morning my uncle had spoke to the person who turned out to be a 25 year old american woman who had either been very very drunk or sleepwalking or borth and she had apologised to him, then i saw her and caught eye contact. it was so embarassing.

This is terrifying and hilarious, that would've traumatized the sh*t out of me dude. You must be European? You guys are nicer than us Americans an American would most likely not tolerate that kind of sh*t lol, someone would have been killed or grievously injured.

Edit: just saw the Jamaican flag lol, now Im really confused as to how this ended so peacefully

[Antinark]

Today a homeless woman in a batman costume asked me if I had a dollar.

[Irviding]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 00:01)

QUOTE (divingstation @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 03:36) when i was 13 i was sleeping in a hotel in spain on holiday when someone climbed through the window. i pretended to be asleep, i was so scared. the person then had really loud sh*ts in my bathroom then without wiping came out and fell asleep on my bed. i woke my uncle up and had to say like theres a person on the end of my bed and he was sayimg what are you doing here and the person kept saying f&ck off and stuff. the next morning my uncle had spoke to the person who turned out to be a 25 year old american woman who had either been very very drunk or sleepwalking or borth and she had apologised to him, then i saw her and caught eye contact. it was so embarassing. This is terrifying and hilarious, that would've traumatized the sh*t out of me dude. You must be European? You guys are nicer than us Americans an American would most likely not tolerate that kind of sh*t lol, someone would have been killed or grievously injured. Edit: just saw the Jamaican flag lol, now Im really confused as to how this ended so peacefully

Yeah, we would have shot that bitch the second we saw her.

[EscoLehGo]

QUOTE (Irviding @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 05:25)

Yeah, we would have shot that bitch the second we saw her.

Dude you're telling me, I live in the part of America where a lot of people have wet dreams of home invasion just so they can have an excuse to shoot someone. They sincerely hope that someone would give them the genuine chance to unleash their strangely large weapons arsenal.

[Mr.Mister]

My at the time girlfriend would ride the bus aferschool and chill at my house. Well it was packed that day and we got seperated. I got to her but shes sitting beside this creepy older guy I always see hitting on high school girls. I heard him ask what school she goes to, her name, what her job is, is she dating, etc. I got extremely pissed off at a certain point. I went through the pack of people towards the back and....

"Hey excuse me but I really dont want you to talk to my girlfriend that way"
"Uhh shes your girlfriend? I didnt know, I was just making conver-"
"Listen, just stop talking to these girls. I always see you on the bus doing this."

He starts mouthing me off and it comes to a shoving match. We exchange a couple punches and the bus driver calls the cops at the mall and kicks us off. I just jumped onto another one of the 5 buses that go to my neighbourhood.

Story 2:

I used to buy trees off this elder gentleman, well I was walking out of the parking lot and abunch of UCs jumped out of a car and ran to his pointing their berettas. I dipped around the corner really fast, and just maintained a good pace without looking suspicious. I feel a tap on my shoulder:

"Empty your pockets"
"(Remove earbuds) What?"
"I saw what you did. Empty your pockets and show some ID"
I pull out my wallet (Weeds in it, f*ck!)
"IDs good... but I know you have drugs. I saw what happened"
"I dont do any drugs sir I just got off wor-"
"I saw you leave a brown pontiac, and you smell like marijuana. Listen, I don't want people like you getting in trouble with these kind of folks. I'll just take the dope and let you go. Dont ever come here again, understand?"

Crazy lucky that I made it out

This post has been edited by Mr.Mister on Wednesday, May 23 2012, 05:52

[Irviding]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 00:40)

QUOTE (Irviding @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 05:25) Yeah, we would have shot that bitch the second we saw her. Dude you're telling me, I live in the part of America where a lot of people have wet dreams of home invasion just so they can have an excuse to shoot someone. They sincerely hope that someone would give them the genuine chance to unleash their strangely large weapons arsenal.

Hmm... I'm in Virginia right now and I feel that sentiment is a little lower than the one you described. You in South Carolina, Alabama, or other parts of Dixie I'm guessing? Obvious guess also is Texas.

[EscoLehGo]

QUOTE (Irviding @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 05:48)

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 00:40) QUOTE (Irviding @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 05:25) Yeah, we would have shot that bitch the second we saw her. Dude you're telling me, I live in the part of America where a lot of people have wet dreams of home invasion just so they can have an excuse to shoot someone. They sincerely hope that someone would give them the genuine chance to unleash their strangely large weapons arsenal. Hmm... I'm in Virginia right now and I feel that sentiment is a little lower than the one you described. You in South Carolina, Alabama, or other parts of Dixie I'm guessing? Obvious guess also is Texas.

Haha, Texas is pretty much the same just a slightly different accent and maybe a tiny more enthusiasm for firearms but I'm in sweet home Alabama, good deductive observation though lol.

[Coat.]

A fight revolving around a girl, her boyfriend and her father broke out at McDonald's.. Basically, the boyfriend and the girls father had a bit of a disagreement and decided to attack each other. While the teenage employers stood around telling them to stop while the Italian manager stood there, threatening to call the police.

[Piperka]

A couple of years ago (2007?) I was going home from IKEA and on the footpath next to the road was a girl bent over with her pants down and a guy giving her anal. Visible to everybody driving, peak hour traffic! A lot of people were beeping too. lol

[lil weasel]

(1976)
A car driven by a little old lady pulls to the curb at a street intersection.
The Turning signal flashes (left).
The Car goes from the curb, turns left across two lanes of traffic.
The Police Car following turns on its Lights.
The woman pulls to the curb.
The PC stops behind her.
She drives off .
This happens three times.
Finally, she turns into her home driveway and parks.
The PC pulls up behind and when the Copper asks her to explain.
She say, “I can’t do two things at once so I had to pull over to put the signal on. And then I though you just wanted to pass me, but you didn’t.”
The Cop is so flabbergasted that he just gave her a verbal warning.

[divingstation]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 05:01)

QUOTE (divingstation @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 03:36) when i was 13 i was sleeping in a hotel in spain on holiday when someone climbed through the window. i pretended to be asleep, i was so scared. the person then had really loud sh*ts in my bathroom then without wiping came out and fell asleep on my bed. i woke my uncle up and had to say like theres a person on the end of my bed and he was sayimg what are you doing here and the person kept saying f&ck off and stuff. the next morning my uncle had spoke to the person who turned out to be a 25 year old american woman who had either been very very drunk or sleepwalking or borth and she had apologised to him, then i saw her and caught eye contact. it was so embarassing. This is terrifying and hilarious, that would've traumatized the sh*t out of me dude. You must be European? You guys are nicer than us Americans an American would most likely not tolerate that kind of sh*t lol, someone would have been killed or grievously injured. Edit: just saw the Jamaican flag lol, now Im really confused as to how this ended so peacefully

nah, i'm actually frpm england. just liked the flag lol. but you're right, that incident f*cked me up for years

[TheGreatGig23]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 04:47)

- A homeless man talking to himself and sometimes at other people about eating vegetables, or something along those lines. His speech was very slurred so it was hard to understand just what he was saying.

I get this all the time when I'm working. Our town is full of crazies and they love coming to the shop and talking to the flowers and throwing the sandwiches. A bloody nuisance they are!

When I lived in Manchester we used to take our dogs for a walk around Wythenshawe Park every Saturday and Sunday. One day, we were heading back to the house and the pup, Katie, noticed something in a little wooded area. She ran in with that enthusiasm only puppies and children display only to return with all that enthusiasm gone. Something spooked her which, for a Bull Mastiff, is pretty damn difficult so I went in to have a look. My jaw slammed the ground as I saw a man standing there with his trousers down, dick out, jacking off. I started throwing sticks at him so that the dogs would chase them and hopefully scare him away. He ran off in the end but, Jesus, what a way to get your kicks.

Another public humiliation happened a while ago. Me and my ex were sat at the front of a bus, chatting away and enjoying the nice day. As we were approaching one of the last few stops, we heard these thunderous bangs coming from the back and moving forward. Now, if you've never been on a bus before, they tend to jerk you forward when they stop, especially if you're standing. The next thing I know, there's a morbidly obese lass stood next to me and, still waddling forward, her trousers slowly falling down. Me and my ex were giggling a fair bit but that immediately turned into shrieks of horror when we saw that they had fallen down completely revealing gigantic, white, sh*t-stained underwear. I felt bloody sick.

[Triple Penetration]

Many things have been normal for me, or I just have been drunk at the times when it was really f*cked up.

I remember that an angry German Shepherd chased me for about 3 miles while I was on my bike. I was so exhausted as I took so many turns in fast pace, almost crashing in some cars, but then when I returned home, I saw the Shepherd come back and while I thought that it found me by smell, but actually it was just his owner leashing him back up. Like nothing happened, probably the owner didn't even know what happened. I didn't risk to go close to the owner (because of the dog) to tell that this dog chased me.

The other one, I dunno, maybe 10 years ago, was an awkward moment. My mother was driving me from school and there was a lady on motorway and she was naked from neck to toes with clothes in her hands. My thoughts were that she wanted to bring attention of the drivers to slow down and let her get to the other side.

[GTA_stu]

I've seen:

-I was playing sunday league football and a player on the other team dislocated his kneecap. Man it was horrible looking, the big knobly bit was pointing to the right. It looked so painful

-Some 60 year old woman absolutely off her head talking about flying police cars

-Someone puke into a urinal

-A man get smashed in the face with a golf club

-Some dickhead in a club rip a girls top trying to expose her boobs, then all the bouncers coming to her rescue and the guy got filled in outside

-A woman go absolutely mental at her son and start punching and kicking him in the middle of the street, kid was about 10

-A kid fall pretty much face first in a big pile of cow poo, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It was all over his cheek

[dansgas1000]

In Norwich once here was 2 guys at different opposite sides of the road they were both fat. One of the guys ran in front of our car and chased after the other ones and beat up each other it was so lol.

[GTA_stu]

I've got a couple of stories about public transport. I was on a tram in Amsterdam with my mum and my mum's friend, who was always pretty quiet and unassuming. Anyways these 2 teenage boys sit behind us, and about halfway through the journey they try and slyly reach into my mum's handbag and get her purse. My mum notices and yells at them, but my mum's friend went apesh*t and started smacking them and chased them off the tram. I never thought she had it in her.

Another time I was on a bus, and the doors were broken and weren't opening and closing properly. This woman was with a pram that had a baby in it and her 7-8 year old son was also with her. They go to get off the bus and the kid goes first then the door closes and won't open, leaving the woman on the bus with the pram, and the kid outside. Obviously the driver sees and he isn't going anywhere, but the kid doesn't know what's happening and freaks out thinking he's going to be left behind. He starts getting hysterical and slamming his hands on the door screaming "MAMA! MAMA! MAMA! NIET VERLATEN NIET VERLATEN!" (don't leave don't leave). Eventually after a few minutes the doors were opened and the kid got to sit in the driver's seat and honk his horn, although he didn't seem too interested in doing that. He was still bawling his eyes out and was kinda pissed at his mum because he thought she was going to leave him.

[Andreaz1]

I only have one of these that I remember...

I was on the bus home after school like normal, I had been on it for just a few minutes. We get to a roundabout that the bus driver goes round quite fast. I hear a sound somewhere behind me, like something has fallen over and this woman (that I can't see) shouts "HOW THE HELL DO YOU DRIVE?!", but I'm not sure if the driver can even hear her. If he did, he ignored her. Either way, we next get on the freeway, and this woman quietens down temporarily. Then I hear her talking to someone that I assume is her friend (that I can't see either). The friend talks at a much more normal tone but everything still doesn't seem very right about her either. Anyway, they talk, can't remember the exact nature of their conversation but I think that this friend told the loud woman about some problem she was having. The woman replies (still loud enough for the whole bus to hear) something along the lines of "Yeah, wipe your ass! I do everyday!" and it sounds like she thinks that will solve everything. A few minutes later, I think I heard the friend say quietly something about her clothes being dirty. The reply comes quickly: "FILTHY?! HELL NO, you can be filthy! I've washed my clothes!" I swear the whole bus is listening to them rambling by this point, but then we get to the next stop and they both get off. I'm at a state of mind but forget them...

... until a while (a week or so) later where I am on the bus again.

A woman's voice shout something very strange and I instantly know that it's her again. I hear a third person talking to them though and I realize that either the woman or her friend has brought along their husband but I still can't see any of them. Today one of their topics of conversation is their toilet habits, specifically how and how often they take a dump. They are so loud that everybody listens again, whether they want to or not. I remember making eye contact with a girl sitting a few seats left of me, and her eyes said just as much "wtf?" as mine must have done.
They talk (loudly) about this the whole way until we get to the next stop again. Now a third woman sitting close to them asks them to please take their conversation elsewhere as she and her husband don't want to listen to it or to the very back of the bus so no one can hear them. Baaaaaaaaad idea. This woman goes into full attack mode and shouts "I can talk about whatever I want whereever I want! You can't make me go to the back of the bus .. bla bla"
Then her friend and the husband joins in as well. Can't remember all of what they were shouting at this poor woman but it ended with the loud one going something like "bla bla.. yeah but you look super old, at least I don't! I'm only 52 (or something) years old!"
The poor woman replies "But then I am 3 years younger than you..."
And the loud one gets out the biggest weapon of her arsenal : "But at least I don't LOOK like you!"

I think they got off after that, I've never seen (or heard) her since.

This post has been edited by Andreaz1 on Saturday, Jun 9 2012, 15:23

[NateShaw92]

one evening in the spanish asland of menorca in 2002 (about) I saw a car roll down an alley, turn 90 degrees to the right, then 9 degrees to th left stopping just short of an empty parking space (between 2 taken parking spaces) and there was no driver

plenty of other weird stuff, but nothing else specific comes to mind - I have very little specific memories of the first 10-15 years of my life. errrr: ah

- a 16 year old getting a spontaneous pneumophorax - twice (that's pretty odd) - and everyone else on his ward were like 3-4 times older than him
- Once someone I know came to me in the street, asking had I seen someone, they told me the person's name (it was me, they did not recognise me with my long hair)


This post has been edited by NateShaw92 on Saturday, Jun 9 2012, 17:58

[GTAIndonesia]

When i was on 5th grade, I need to pass a bridge to get to school, On the river, that was a platform, there were 2 boys, Taking a sh*t, exposing their ass to the public.