[oysterbarron]

although i cannot find the original site one of the members here apparently won it!

QUOTE (blue43fan)

I was (one of?) the winners of the WKTT contest. My name is Matt Pearson and I'm the one on the Bastion show that starts, "I just wanted to call in and tell you how much I love the show..." Honestly, I didn't even know I was in the game until a few days after it came out, but I'm credited in both the manual and at the end of the game. It's pretty awesome.

[Dollarhide]

Wow,how cool is that? Thanks for the reply.

[oysterbarron]

I must admit to get acredited in the gta franchise would of been amazing hats off to matt. I cant remember what my entry was now but it ob iously did'nt win.

[TheChainsBoy]

Made some to, quality might not be the best but i hope you guys like it

"Dont Touch Me!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nxrVlBWbCF

"Dat Ass"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KKlyhg4ijS

"Let us not lead this to murder"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01f1ddghIIr

[dansgas1000]

The last 1 is good ^^

[mijalkocar]

Kanny shot it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tb5mCx8Dsu

[killer6699]

Old man rants about new bombing devices.
Guard after capturing someone.
Response to someone getting a little to frisky in a room where everything is heart shaped.
Old man rants about new bombing devices and talks about gods shed
Response of the Old man rants about new bombing devices and talks about God's shed
Weather man
Vegetable Radio Show
Transcript of each one (my mic sucks)

QUOTE

Back in my day we used to tie a string to the detonator, and pull it! Now you got all them fancy phone bombs, and homing missiles. It takes the fun out of it! If you try that now a days you get blown up before you can say: "hey you kids get off my lawn... or I'll blow the sh*t outta ya"

QUOTE

Guard him, I will get the straps

QUOTE

What are you doing!? this is not a love chamber. This is the headquarters of P.A.S.E.W.A.H People Against Sexual Encounters With Animal Hearts

QUOTE

Back in my day we used to tie a string to the detonator, and pull it! Now you got all them fancy phone bombs, and homing missiles. It takes the fun out of it! If you try that now a days you get blown up before you can say: "Hey you kids, get off my lawn... or I'll blow your asses all the way up to gods shed... and you don't want to know what's in gods shed... I'll give you a hint Anteaters. And elephants. You guess the rest

QUOTE

I've been to gods shed! It didn't have anything to do with anteaters and elephants. it was just an ordinary shed. Except for the banana shaped gnomes with tinfoil penis's and cardboard nipples dancing around a volkswagen beetle with 6 guys hanging out, a guitar through the roof, a mans broken leg hanging out of the back right window, and all on top of a cheeseburger... Mmm, now I want a cheeseburger

QUOTE

Looks like it's going to be hot today, with a chance of rain... Raining bitches! No seriously raining dogs. You should really stay inside, because i don't think you've ever had a dog fall on you from great heights. I have, unpleasent experience... Some wierd fetish an ex had... It had to do with bdsm and dogs. I don't like to talk about it

QUOTE

Host: Story of the day, Vegetables are ruining our planet. For instance, the other day I had some Mushrooms with my dinner, and I woke up in Middle Park West, Liberty City, with my fist up some gay dudes ass, and some homeless dude f*cking me in the ass with a cucumber. But I digress the point is vegtables are evil. Call in, I'd like to hear all your vegtable related horror stories Caller: Hello I'd like to call in. Host: You're already calling in Caller: Oh... Yeah well, I was at a hotel in mexico and i tried some ghost peppers, and I stumbled through the window, fell a story, fell through the roof of a cottage and landed right on someone who was about to get f*cked in the ass and I ended up taking it for them... Host: Where were your pant's? Caller: I don't want to talk about it. Host: Alright I think it's a great time for a commercial break don't you, first caller? Caller: Yeah. I hope you don't mind but I'm on a payphone right outside your studio with a cucumber and a do-it-yourself rigging device. Host: Alrighty then it seems he's hung up. I think i'll be going now. Until next time folks Don't trust vegtables and don't trust your grocers, they may be listening in right now disguising their produce so we unsupectingly buy it.

This post has been edited by killer6699 on Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 00:50

[HydroFlow420]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJJs3fucc3 -"Give me the dick I'm used to!"

[killer6699]

QUOTE (HydroFlow420 @ Monday, Jun 18 2012, 15:01)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJJs3fucc3 -"Give me the dick I'm used to!"

Isn't that from american dad?
yeah it is, I found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-kiZwF_qJo

This post has been edited by killer6699 on Monday, Jun 18 2012, 19:34

[FilipinoGoblin]

"Ay shut up muthaf*cka fo I beat dat ass."
"Ishaan do not come to Los Santos, my convienience store got robbed two times this week. This country is in a sh*thole recession do not come here!" (Phone Conversation)
"That nigga O.G. Loc got some nice 24's on that Infernus man I'm tellin you." (Phone Conversation)
"Holy sh*t that's a nice ass!" (People driving by)
"I'm ridin round in my city boy, on Tuesday I see titty boy, I'm takin a sh*t, in the stall, pull my pants up, open drawer!" (Black guy rapping while walking)

My favorite is either the recession one with the Indian or the people driving by, xD!

[ThirstyHyena]

sorry, but yo TV is missing

[oysterbarron]

Right everyone i have updated the most recent entrys cheers for the entrys Thanks for pointing that out killer! hydroflow although i am willing to accept entry's that are not exactly your original content you have to record it using your own voice to be accepted.

Another note following a conversation with ryan if entry's don't pick up within the next 15 days then the topic will be getting unpinned so any entrants may want to bookmark this topic just in case it does and dissapears in the mountain load of Vum crap. There was talk of wrapping this up early but i know a couple others are wanting to still contribute that haven't yet so i thought that would be unfair so it will still run till mid july.

Yet another big thanks to ryan for pinning! a contest with only 3 entry's previously would have not been a contest at all.

[killer6699]

I know it has to be my own voice to enter, But can I edit the voice slightly in audacity (mostly just change the pitch) to get it to sound how I imagined?

[oysterbarron]

Yours are fine i was talking about hydroflows entry.

[gr8griffin]

I'll give it a shot
Typical American Stereotype
Nasty Pu**y Stank
Laronda Crazy
Unborn Fetuses
The Internet's Got Everything
Beastiality?
20 Dollars

Enjoy!

[FilipinoGoblin]

QUOTE (gr8griffin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:14)

I'll give it a shot Typical American Stereotype Nasty Pu**y Stank Laronda Crazy Unborn Fetuses The Internet's Got Everything Beastiality? 20 Dollars Enjoy!

Are we allowed to edit our things like this instead of using natural voices? Because that woulda helped me alot...

Sorry if this wasn't edited just most of the black voices definitely don't sound natural.

[gr8griffin]

QUOTE (FilipinoGoblin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:21)

QUOTE (gr8griffin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:14) I'll give it a shot Typical American Stereotype Nasty Pu**y Stank Laronda Crazy Unborn Fetuses The Internet's Got Everything Beastiality? 20 Dollars Enjoy! Are we allowed to edit our things like this instead of using natural voices? Because that woulda helped me alot... Sorry if this wasn't edited just most of the black voices definitely don't sound natural.

I dont think so but honestly I didnt edit anything whatsoever, I've been doing that voice since the 5th grade . I have the Audacity files to prove it.

[FilipinoGoblin]

QUOTE (gr8griffin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:25)

QUOTE (FilipinoGoblin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:21) QUOTE (gr8griffin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:14) I'll give it a shot Typical American Stereotype Nasty Pu**y Stank Laronda Crazy Unborn Fetuses The Internet's Got Everything Beastiality? 20 Dollars Enjoy! Are we allowed to edit our things like this instead of using natural voices? Because that woulda helped me alot... Sorry if this wasn't edited just most of the black voices definitely don't sound natural. I dont think so but honestly I didnt edit anything whatsoever, I've been doing that voice since the 5th grade . I have the Audacity files to prove it.

Well damn good job ;o if we have to vote for someone besides ourselves it'd be you

[gr8griffin]

QUOTE (FilipinoGoblin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 06:41)

QUOTE (gr8griffin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:25) QUOTE (FilipinoGoblin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:21) QUOTE (gr8griffin @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 04:14) I'll give it a shot Typical American Stereotype Nasty Pu**y Stank Laronda Crazy Unborn Fetuses The Internet's Got Everything Beastiality? 20 Dollars Enjoy! Are we allowed to edit our things like this instead of using natural voices? Because that woulda helped me alot... Sorry if this wasn't edited just most of the black voices definitely don't sound natural. I dont think so but honestly I didnt edit anything whatsoever, I've been doing that voice since the 5th grade . I have the Audacity files to prove it. Well damn good job ;o if we have to vote for someone besides ourselves it'd be you

Why Thank You.

[Ryan]

And thats a wrap folks. Winners will be annouced by oysterbarron in a few days.