[zoo3891]

I like to use my hand. I'm going to wash it anyway, and why waste toilet paper?

[DeeperRed]

Tried standing up again today, it just makes no sense to do so anymore. Sitting now just feels so right.

[Jake]

QUOTE (Jeeebuuus @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 18:36)

I don't wipe myself since I always take clean sh*ts. My fecal matter also smells like roses blowing in the cool summer breeze. When I'm done and get up, two butterflies come out of the toilet to greet me. I thought that's how it happens with everyone.

Stand/squat kind of thing for me. And I check to make sure I won't have skid marks for later.

[rubba_dukie]

I feel so ignorant, I've never even considered sitting to wipe. Thanks GTAF, I feel enlightened. Looking forward to trying to sit and wipe next time I drop the kids off at the pool. Any tips? As a lifelong stander I'm rather confused by it all.
Great thread.

[King Mystery]

Stander. It just feels so awkward sticking my hand down there...

[Benjimino234]

What?! People actually stand? That's so weird and foreign to me. You'll have to be so uncoordinated to touch the sides of the toilet bowl or water - it shouldn't be a concern. Standing seems so inconvenient, you're already sitting so...

This might as well be a are you a scruncher or folder question too.

[Viperman]

Sitter, unless I'm squatting in the woods, or in france. They still have holes in the floor.

[Gtaman_92]

This is really weird.

[Jeeebuuus]

QUOTE (Gtaman_92 @ Thursday, May 17 2012, 03:35)

This is really weird.

Nah. It's just nature/human behavior/function. Like sacrificing virgins to the sun god. Nothing weird.

[trip]

I've avoided this topic, but what the f*ck???!!!!!

Sitter. Who the f*ck taught the 'standers' how to wipe? That's just plain wrong.

Damn, I'm even a sitter/squatter in the woods. Can I relay a gross story from my travels? I'll skip to the juicy part. I was pooping in the woods and as the poo was exiting the flies were already starting to gather. It was like a nightmare. The poop didn't want to stop and the longer I squatted there the more flies showed up. They were everywhere - covering the poo and my ass cheeks before I was finished. Like I said...Nightmare.

[Xcommunicated]

Wouldn't standing up without wiping first smash the juicy sh*t residues together between one's ass cheeks thereby creating a far greater surface area to wipe up?


And if we're sharing disgusting poop stories, I've got one. About 11 years ago I was in a public library and had to unload. The library had just been renovated and the restrooms were relatively new. I ran into one of the stalls and noticed that the water seemed a bit higher than normal. I looked in the other stalls and they were the same. I said f*ck it and plopped my ass down only to have my dick and balls hit the cold toilet water. I flew off that f*cking toilet so fast. The restrooms may have been new and all, but I can't describe how awful that felt to have my junk soaked in sh*tty public toilet water. Just typing about this still makes me cringe. Worst. Sh*t. Ever.

[Viperman]

That's a rather disturbing thought X.

I would be lying if I said it didn't cross my mind too.

[The_Siggi]

QUOTE (Jay @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 21:22)

Who the f*ck stands up? That's just a great way to get sh*t between your cheeks. I've sat for my entire life and was blissfully unaware that there was any other way.

Have you been south-east Asia yet?

Sittin' is way more relaxed.

Also what Viperman said

[Bad.boy!]

standing up is much easier

[TinTinn]

I'm a proud stander.

[Miamivicecity]

Stander here. I actually tried sitting after seeing one of these threads on another forum, but I felt like a chick wiping after doing a piss so I returned to standing.

Now if this was a thread asking whether I masturbate sitting on the toilet or standing........I've said too much.

[something_else]

QUOTE (trip @ Thursday, May 17 2012, 05:11)

I was pooping in the woods and as the poo was exiting the flies were already starting to gather.  It was like a nightmare.  The poop didn't want to stop and the longer I squatted there the more flies showed up.  They were everywhere - covering the poo and my ass cheeks before I was finished.  Like I said...Nightmare.

You tell such beautiful stories, uncle trip.

[Benjimino234]

Such an interesting and diverse thread we have here. Who knew our toilet habits would be such a rich topic for discussion.

[GTA_stu]

I still haven't tried sitting, even though I told myself I would. I just keep forgetting. I'm not really sure of the logistics involved though, I mean you must have to lean forward quite a bit? I'd be scared of touching the rim (of the toilet) or the actual bowl itself. Standing just seems way less complicated and simpler, and actually like there is less effort involved.

[Lithium]

QUOTE (trip @ Thursday, May 17 2012, 00:11)

I've avoided this topic, but what the f*ck???!!!!! Sitter. Who the f*ck taught the 'standers' how to wipe? That's just plain wrong. Damn, I'm even a sitter/squatter in the woods. Can I relay a gross story from my travels? I'll skip to the juicy part. I was pooping in the woods and as the poo was exiting the flies were already starting to gather. It was like a nightmare. The poop didn't want to stop and the longer I squatted there the more flies showed up. They were everywhere - covering the poo and my ass cheeks before I was finished. Like I said...Nightmare.

Such imagery. I can just see the flies gathering , lol.