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 Last time you kicked someone's ass

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Irviding  
Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 03:15
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I'm not much of a fighter. I'm a tall, muscular guy and I lift weights and sh*t, but my demeanor in general (as you can tell by my cat avatar) is not that of an intimidating person. Thus, the whole tall and muscular thing gets cancelled out and I don't have the same "don't f*ck with that guy" aura that comes off of others who are the same size as me. I think I told my best buy story on this forum once but my other fight I got into was someone who pushed me for getting with his ex girlfriend in high school. When he went to push me I kneed him and put him into a chokehold and then pushed him forward and it kind of ended. If people were around cheering us on we'd probably have actually fought but this just dispersed with both of us walking away. I really don't like hurting people though. Like horsing around with friends I usually get beaten by my smaller friends simply because I'm not willing to go the extra step and hurt them back. I'm an outlier I guess.
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 03:17
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Unfortunately, I've never kicked someone's ass. I probably never will, being that I don't have much upper body strength.
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El_Diablo  
Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 03:36
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I don't fight.

I've never kicked someone's ass.
no one's ever kicked my ass.

I don't do physical confrontation.
it's hopelessly immature and solves nothing.

I'm capable of defending myself from attack.
but I don't get involved in fights. people who do are retarded.
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 03:46
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Me and a kid of had the locker next to mine for whatever reason didn't like eachother. We used to do whatever we could to bother eachother(Keep in mind this was like 6th grade) and finally he pushed me. I pushed him back and he ended up tripping over his backpack and flat on to his back. Of course the teacher saw me push him and I got in trouble.

Another time I was at a friends house, his buddy was there. I was in like 7th grade, he was much older then I was at the time and was trying to teach our common friend a fighting move. At the time, I couldn't fight for absolute sh*t and I was kind of nervous too. He tried to do a move on me but I said I didn't want to get involved. Out of no where, he jumped on my back and put me in a choke from behind. At the time, I didn't know what to do so I began to panic until he let go. My was breathing heavily and holding my neck and the whole schpeel afterwords which was kind of embarassing but what are you gonna do.
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 04:29
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QUOTE (El_Diablo @ Wednesday, May 2 2012, 22:36)
I don't fight.

I've never kicked someone's ass.
no one's ever kicked my ass.

I don't do physical confrontation.
it's hopelessly immature and solves nothing.

I'm capable of defending myself from attack.
but I don't get involved in fights. people who do are retarded.

This. I'll defend myself. I'm not one of those guys that walks around thinking "I wanna fight this guy" or tell my friends "I'll kick anyone's ass." The problem with that sh*t, too, is if you do get your ass handed to you your going to be humiliated too. Fights are pointless and there's no need to get involved if you can avoid it.
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 05:02
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I am about as passive as they come. People often assume that I could kick people's ass or that I've been in a lot of fights but im not that kind of person. I'm a pretty atheletic guy, but nobody ever really picks fights with me. Closest I've ever come to a fight was slamming some kid on the concrete for putting me in the headlock. If there is anything that turns me into a deranged maniac its someone thinking its a good idea to wedge my head in their f*cking armpit...
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Sean_R_LFC  
Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 19:22
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I'm well into my boxing so I get beat up near most every day haha
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OchyGTA  
Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 20:56
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Last got my arse handed to me about five years ago. I mouthed off to this kid who took our football, he came round and put me in a headlock and threw a couple of punches at me if I remember correctly. Haven't really got into a fight since then; decked my mate at a party (E: Bout six months ago) after he chucked his drink over me and punched me in the head. The guys who's party it was brothers pulled me off him before it turned into anything proper.

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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 21:01
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Well,it is Latvia afterall so kickin' ass is a common way to settle things...Happened like 3 days ago,when one of my classmates (the most dirtbaggy and traitorous classmate in the class,by everyones opinion) pushed me during recess...So I punched him in the stomach,kicked him in the leg...After that the figth nigth begun,and I kicked him in his knee,and when he bended over,I gave him an uppercutt,he fell down on the ground,and he ran off to the toilets to cry....Cuz' that's how we do it in Latvia : Kickin' ass and takin' names...
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 21:09
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Little scuffs here and there when I was a kid. Nothing major. The most recent was in high school I think where I threw a guy into a few lockers and onto the ground for talking sh*t on my family. We became friends after that. Never see him anymore though. I wouldn't harm anyone unless they f*ck with me bad enough or my loved ones. No ones ever attempted to get into a fight with me. I'm a good dude. Not my ego or whatever. I'm just a good person to people and they respect it even if they differ from my views. I've never done anything to deserve getting my ass kicked. Karma is a bitch though. I've done some things I'm not too proud of and karma has returned the favor on me a few times. That's worse than physical pain in my opinion.

But in general, I am a good guy at heart. And I'm open to people's views. If some dude comes at me steamed trying to pick a fight, I'll buy him a drink and hear his story. It's always interesting.

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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 23:11
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In school I used to get the life kicked out of me pretty much every week. Not very much fun. Being beaten up hurts and I would be a total c*nt to do it to someone else after experiencing it myself. Somewhat hypocritical, too, I'd imagine.

The closest I've come to being in a fight was when some dude I hated (for a legitimate reason, mind) picked up my girlfriend at the time, swung her around and, as soon as he saw me walk back in the room, dropped her on the floor instantly, causing her to get hurt. I went insane and tried to get to him but luckily there were a few people in the way who stopped me.

Apart from that, I wish to do no harm to others as much as I wish they do no harm to me. I'm quite happy being pain-free and I'd like to keep it that way. If anyone has a problem, we can talk it out. If they don't want to talk, I'll just walk away and leave them be.
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 23:20
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Too any of youse who are familiar with Gaelic Football (GAA) you'll know there are a couple of scraps every match. Had three guys chasing me once...before others intervened, I landed a sweet suck punch on one of them. tounge.gif

I used to get into a lot of fights and win when I was younger, but nowadays I've only been in about two and lost sad.gif Once I tackled a guy in football a little over the top, he seemed okay about it, but as I walked away he walloped me in the face from behind. Was dazed like a f*cker. Then the next time I got jumped by a bai who's about 5'7" confused.gif He's a wee bull, but still I'm 6'1" and should/coulda/woulda had 'im angry.gif
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Posted: Thursday, May 3 2012, 23:31
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I am way too weak to be fighting.
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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 17:59
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QUOTE (DannyBee @ Wednesday, May 2 2012, 21:37)
Never have never will I'm afraid. I'm a person who can take lots of sh*t and not retaliate, also I'm not a violent or angry person confused.gif

I'm exactly like this,although I am a bit violent sometimes.
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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 18:11
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Asskicking in a fight? This sounds childish.
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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 18:25
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the Ulitmate ass-kicker. You ever watch those Viet-Nam movies? there's always one guy who carries an AK47? He's the 'cleaner'.
When somebody pisses off the squad he shoots 'em in the back. No more problem and the guy goes home a Hero (body bagged or not). Safer than fragging.
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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 19:10
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I have been in quite a few fights over the years and I'm proud to say that I have never really lost. A couple of years ago, I was playing football with about six mates and a group of 10 lads come over and try to steel the ball. They got it but one of my mates took him down and got it back. The group split up and we are sitting down on some benches, two guys shout at us so I got up and told them to f*ck off. They start on me so I punched one the guys and he fell in a bush and the other guy tries to punch me from behind but luckily he failed so I punched him a couple of times and they ran off.
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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 19:26
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i kick peoples ass simply by existing.
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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 20:24
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QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Sunday, May 6 2012, 19:26)
i kick peoples ass simply by existing.

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Posted: Sunday, May 6 2012, 21:10
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Been in a few, seeing as where I live is a rough enough area.
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