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 Robot Hookers!

 Not your Domestibot!
 
ManDog  
Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 15:13
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The only hatred i have about robots (when trying to replica a real life person) is the eyes, they never get it right.
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acmilano  
Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 15:53
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This guy in comments got it right:

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Oh great...and how much more will the unemployment rate go up. Now we'll have unemployed hookers!!! What's a woman to do for a career when one of the most lucrative professions that doesn't require and education is taken over by prostibots???!!!
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 16:11
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It's the wave of the future. And I mean that, if sex is more readily available without the labours of having to court a woman, I believe the ammount of suicides and mass shootings will drop. Most crimes are caused by either the ego or the libido. By giving people unlimited access to sex, even with an artifical human, you allow them to sate a basic human need and feel somewhat normal.
Like I said, wave of the future.
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 16:12
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Is it classed as cheating or gaming?
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 16:28
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QUOTE (Waddy @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 12:12)
Is it classed as cheating or gaming?

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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 16:59
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QUOTE (Waddy @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 16:12)
Is it classed as cheating or gaming?

I think i'm going to become a hardcore gamer.......

That's terrible i'm seeing my way outta the topic now!

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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:22
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QUOTE (Waddy @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:12)
Is it classed as cheating or gaming?

Who cares? Important is only the UPLOAD at the end! lol.gif
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:33
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They invented this years ago, it's called the hoover. I like the fact I have a Henry because I can look him right in the eye.
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:41
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I don't think the ladies of the night have anything to worry about for a long time yet.
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:59
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QUOTE (K^2 @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 06:43)
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They better have another bot to hose that thing down after each use. It's not sanitary. Ask Howard Hughes, he'll tell ya.

The, erm, important parts can be single use. In fact, I'm sure this will be required for any officially operated establishment. The rest of the exterior is easily washable. It'll be more sanitary than an actual woman.

Also, 2050? That's rather pessimistic. I'd expect transition to start a lot sooner, and it'd be pretty swift. Yes, we are rather far from proper functional robotics, but a hooker bot doesn't need to last more than an hour or two between charges, so that's the biggest problem out. She also doesn't need to be terribly strong, making servos quite sufficient. That's the second problem taken care of. AI? She doesn't need to talk to you about philosophy. A modern chat bot is quite capable of generating adequate replies, and she only needs to understand a handful of commands. So that's three for three.

In fact, one can be built right now. It's just a matter of funding. Most of the robotics is funded by military, and I don't think entertainment for troops is that high on their priority list.

It all reminds me of this old Sam Kinison routine he did in his comic act about Truck Drivers "Riding that ride with a smile", Miss the guy

I had to throw in a reference to Domestibot given GTA's humor centering around "In the Future, there will be Robots", and we don't think too much about them even now.

Typhus is forgetting about the All Mighty Dollar with that idea about crime dropping lol.gif

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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:59
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QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:33)
They invented this years ago, it's called the hoover. I like the fact I have a Henry because I can look him right in the eye.

Henry uses blades to create suction.
Anyway, I really can't imagine prostitute robots from the future catching on, it seems more like a gimmick than something actually useful.
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 19:17
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Kind of reminds me of that anime Chobits
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 19:18
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QUOTE (Mealing @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 19:59)
Anyway, I really can't imagine prostitute robots from the future catching on, it seems more like a gimmick than something actually useful.

Yeah, since it would require the clients to do all the work!

Does this remind anyone of that show about Real Dolls? There was a guy that even collected them.
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Posted: Monday, Apr 23 2012, 19:47
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MSNBC aired a special on Porn business, late last night, they said the Industry is hurting due to all the free porn out there, I was surprised seeing this airing, even though it's not new news, The report said even sex toys account for them in ways to make money, so I can see them latching on to such things as money generating versus the free avenues out there
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Posted: Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 02:43
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QUOTE (Kirsty @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 15:18)
QUOTE (Mealing @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 19:59)
Anyway, I really can't imagine prostitute robots from the future catching on, it seems more like a gimmick than something actually useful.

Yeah, since it would require the clients to do all the work!

Not at all. Platforms of sufficient mobility have been built. AI for spacial awareness is sufficiently straight forward. Like I said, the biggest problem with machines like this is that batteries run out fast, but there really aren't a lot of men who'd outlast one of these machines as is.
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Posted: Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 09:21
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QUOTE (Voodoo @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 13:20)
If you build it, they will come.

We have a weiner. ^

This fully rips off the plot from Cherry 2000 btw.

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Posted: Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 09:43
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QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:33)
They invented this years ago, it's called the hoover. I like the fact I have a Henry because I can look him right in the eye.

Haha, but surely you could say the same for Henry looking into your eye.


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I don't care how well crafted they can make these things, once you've had some actual nice, wet, juicy pussy, you will accept no substitutes.


Can't remember the last time I used this acronym. Lmao!

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Posted: Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 11:12
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Robot Hookers won't be my sort of thing. I can just imagine hearing the sound of the servo turning and the creepy look of their faces is what turns me off. I wonder if these Robot Hookers come in kits though? tounge.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 11:40
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I wonder if they will do the bottom half seperate from the top!
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Posted: Wednesday, Apr 25 2012, 05:03
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QUOTE (K^2 @ Monday, Apr 23 2012, 18:43)
Like I said, the biggest problem with machines like this is that batteries run out fast

...as if an electrical cable would really ruin the f*ckin' illusion. tounge.gif Hell, there's one dangling from my wife half the time already.
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