[Vanzant]

Lazlow Jones: Well Toni...

Toni: Toni? How did you know my name was Toni? Are you tracing this call, because if you are, you're gonna become real intimately acquainted with- what your brains look like. My name ain't Toni, okay?

Lazlow Jones: Alright.

Toni: But my mom she keeps goin, Toni, Toni be a real man stand up for yourself don't take no sh*t! But all I wanna do is to be a good son and show that she cares for me, show that she loves me, and you know, say I was a good kid but it seems like nothings ever good enough for her you know what I mean? What do I do?

[lzw3]

QUOTE (tommyv2468 @ Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 23:10)

Female ped:"I'm hot,your nooot"

Haha. That's a memorable one.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

QUOTE (Girish @ Tuesday, Mar 20 2012, 11:04)

This forum is one of the least active forums.

Least inactive? Just look at this. Seeing posts from six years ago on the first page isn't a good sign.

Anyway, here's a quote.

Caller on Chatterbox FM: Life does not have a reset button.

Lazlow: Right, but this show does. *disconnects caller* Ah, I love that button.

[The_Sorrow]

QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Friday, Apr 27 2012, 00:45)

QUOTE (Girish @ Tuesday, Mar 20 2012, 11:04) This forum is one of the least active forums. Least inactive? Just look at this. Seeing posts from six years ago on the first page isn't a good sign. Anyway, here's a quote. Caller on Chatterbox FM: Life does not have a reset button. Lazlow: Right, but this show does. *disconnects caller* Ah, I love that button.

Ha, Love that quote!

[A Nickname For All]

Claude's quotes are the best so far.

[NateShaw92]

"nothing drives down real-estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war, apart from an outreak of plague... but that may be going too far in this case" - donald love

maria: oooh asuka you got a massager
asuka: that's NOT a massager

"now try the chilli oil"

"shooting you was a pleasure but dating you was only business"

[ronneil147]

Caller: I say spanking kids is the only way to teach them right from wrong.
Lazlow: So you think that teaching kids from an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society.
Caller: Exactly!

This made me laugh my ass off while I was playing. )

[JurzeeDee]

If u bump into the Black Whore she will mumble "That's a tasty Corn on the Cob" xD

Chatterbox Radio Caller: "I've decided to move outta my parents basement. Yeah ya know its the big 4-0 and its....its just time to go."

kJAH: "It was so good the first time....I just want more! REWINNNDD!!" And he replays the song over. I think thats so neat.

If u point a gun at the pedestrian who is a white male with glasses and is wearing all blue with a blue hat....he will run away and say "This City Sucks" lol

^^ Same guy: If u stand in his way he goes - "YOU SKINNY BUM!"

more to come...



This post has been edited by JurzeeDee on Friday, Jun 8 2012, 18:59

[Spazur]

Triads: Somebody call a medic!
Nyanya ha!
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems!
More lines of them but I really can't spell them.

Leones: Mind the car you, ASSHOLE!
She's the mother of my children!
Come over for dinner.
And the others where they scream in Italian.

Colombians: Señor Dickhead, there's no problem to kill you.
You want the chainsaw, gringo?

Police: Anything you say is sh*t!
You are risking your life!
We got him now, he wasn't even worth the trouble, just another would be wiseguy, let's go home, usseles bastard. Should we give him a beating?

Luigi Gotterelli: Go and introduce a bat to his face!
I want compensation for this insult.

Toni: Drop by later and we will give them something to launder, their own blood stained clothes!

Peds: I'm gonna get ya.
In the navy.
My mother's my sister!
I'm hot, you're not.
I don't know where I am and I'm hungry.
You can sail the seven seas.
You got any bright idea what to say?
Yep, I been drinking again.
Get in the back - Aaaaah!
I'll drill your ass.
No mackerel, you pay now, okay,okay we make deal.
Wanna go down South?
What are you doing? Giving birth?

[cidamelo]

Prostitute: Have you ever been downtown?
I don't even know what this means, but I think it's funny

[lzw3]

Antone remember 'Im going to Aruba'?

[dingleman]

"There's a place you can go."

[Arsen Vitiuk]

There are a lot, but I'll list my most favorite.

Salvatore: I see nothing but good things for you, my boy.

Salvatore: You got yourself a good woman yet? hey, your mother, God bless her soul, would be turning over in her grave to see you without a wife!

Maria: I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee, OK?

Asuka: Miguel seems to think I'm mistreating him...

Donald: Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war... Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that might be going too far in the case.

Pimp pedestrian: Ma money - ma problems!

Builder pedestrian: In the Navy!

Random pedestrian: Whuh? She's my cousin?

[.: Phaze]

All I will share, is the one and only 8-Ball introduction.

"I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother..." - Oh, memories...

[ZoomZoom]

Ped: I'm hot you're not"

Ped: "My mother's my sister"

Salvatore Leone: "I see nothing but good things for you my boy"

and when Claude said: " ___*___*_____*****_____" when he killed Catalina...

[Mr_Leone]

"You could be a made man, anything you want."

[AliLiz19]

Random ped: I'm gunna get ya!

Caller: I told you before man, don't mock me! My taxes pay your salary, you pansy!
Lazlow: Sir, this is a commercial radio station owned by Love Media. Advertising revenue pays my salary.

Lazlow Jones: Get off! Get lost, you're just a cheap pimp from upstate get out of my studio!
Fernando Martinez: I saved your daddy! I saved your husband! It is a miracle
Lazlow Jones: Get out of here!
Fernando Martinez: IT'S A MIRACLE!

[Arsen Vitiuk]

Also remembered a quote from Toni's momma:

"I don't know where he is! I swear a boy of mine don't know himself sometimes! Now his father! He was different! Always on top, in charge, manful..."

I like it, really, although I generally dislike Ma.