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 Sex is overrated

 
Piperka  
Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 02:41
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The first time you do it it's not what you expect, and plus because you're still young and have your expectations high. But once you keep doing it and get older, and do it with someone you love it does get a lot better.
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 02:50
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QUOTE (cidamelo @ Feb 19 2012, 23:34)
Forty, I think sex is fantastic, I have sex almost everyday, but I just don't think it's SOOOOOOOOOO much better than other pleasures, like eat a good food, play a fun game or even watch a good movie with your beloved one... Maybe it's the hormones which are different for each people  lol.gif


Darling I must say that good sex trumps a good meal any day of the f*ckin week. Now if I can watch a great movie while having sex and eating a sandwich simultaneously, I might just go ahead and kill myself because nothing could be greater.

Sex is great. If you read my post and disagree then maybe you feel that way, but consider that perhaps you have not had fulfilling sex partners to this point. I know a great many forumers are younger rather than older, and speaking from my own experience, many people in high school and college are terrible lays because they haven't learned how to please their partner or please themselves properly yet. It can take time and experience. It is almost impossible to have an accurate view on sex until you've been doing it long enough to have seen it done many ways.

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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:08
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QUOTE (Forty @ Sunday, Feb 19 2012, 18:32)
Sex is fantastic. It's the people we have sex with that are overrated.

Going on my signature...

But IMO I think sex is pretty overrated ... depends on how you perform it though. If you're just picking a prostitute up from the street and have sex with her, that's overrated. This happens a lot. If you're one flashy guy having sex with some girl you barely know, that's overrated. If you have sex with someone because you're jolly, that's overrated, but perfectly fine in my opinion. If you're just wanting to have sex to be a father/mother and to raise your own family, that's not really overrated. Sex is driven by jollyness. When some people are happy.. they just wanna have sex with their girl/man. It's for having fun.

E - and by overrated, I mean by people having sex, a lot, in a jolly manner.
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:13
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This is good to know, it makes me feel better about never interacting with women. colgate.gif
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:14
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QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:08)
If you're just picking a prostitute up from the street and have sex with her, that's overrated.

I don't see how you could possibly have high expectations for sex with a prostitute...


Also even with your horrible explanation for what you think overrated means I find it very hard to follow your post. confused.gif

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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:15
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QUOTE (ryuclan @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 00:14)
QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:08)
If you're just picking a prostitute up from the street and have sex with her, that's overrated.

I don't see how you could possibly have high expectations for sex with a prostitute...

For Chunkyman, it's possible.
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:21
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Wasn't this EXACT same topic posted a few months ago, or did I just have a vision of the future?
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:46
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Everything is overrated tbh.

The mind has a way of making things seem more exciting than they really are.
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 04:08
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I masturbate every night and it feels good, I don't see what the problem is.
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QUOTE (ryuclan @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:14)
QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:08)
If you're just picking a prostitute up from the street and have sex with her, that's overrated.

I don't see how you could possibly have high expectations for sex with a prostitute...


Also even with your horrible explanation for what you think overrated means I find it very hard to follow your post. confused.gif

What if it's a REALLY expensive prostitute? happy.gif
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 04:34
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QUOTE (Guns N R0se @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 04:14)
QUOTE (ryuclan @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:14)
QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 03:08)
If you're just picking a prostitute up from the street and have sex with her, that's overrated.

I don't see how you could possibly have high expectations for sex with a prostitute...


Also even with your horrible explanation for what you think overrated means I find it very hard to follow your post. confused.gif

What if it's a REALLY expensive prostitute? happy.gif

Touchè My friend.
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 04:43
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QUOTE (Forty @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 02:50)
Forty's post about sex

Coming from a guy who has a sophisticated penis wearing glasses as his avatar, you know that's some good insight right there.
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 04:53
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Blame it on the internet. I know that I, for one, was sincerely disappointed when on the night of my deflowering there was no anal...damned internet porn...
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 04:57
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My story is quite similar to Orbital's, but mine involves cheating and infidelity.
The girl whom I had my first sexual intercourse was and still is a friend also and she used to be a crush, but I gave up when I noticed I was locked in the friendzone. But someday she came to my place and she was quite unsatisfied with her boyfriend, then she decided to do it.
Well, I felt like sh*t, since I hate cheating and all those bullsh*t, I tried to refuse, but I couldn't avoid my instincts, a couple of days after that event she broke up with her boyfriend because I was somehow better than him as she said, sadly we never talked about it after and we didn't have a chance also.
Our friendship still the same until today.

@ Stremel and cidamelo: I have the same opinion about carnaval, actually I hate this sh*t and the worst part is: I live in Rio de Janeiro, so I'm damned.
I'm currently locked at my place avoiding that mess. biggrin.gif
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 05:04
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Am I really the only one that remembers this topic from a long time ago?
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 05:07
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OP, if things don't improve over time as you gain more experience, but you are still left with an unquenched desire, then I have four simple words for you: GET WEIRD WITH IT. There's no point in sticking with the usual boring stuff If you're not getting much out of it. Here's a few tips:

• Try unique and innovative positions. Some examples include Doggy Style helicoptered into Reverse Doggy Style, the Piledriver, and the Wheelbarrow.

• Explore a wide array of fetishes. Don't be afraid to be honest with yourself and pursue things that might have turned you on.

• Try getting it on in the most unusual places you can think of. Closets, public restrooms, parks, live events, you name it. The skies the limit. Obviously the more public the location, the higher the risk of getting caught, but for some people the risk is just what they're looking for to get off.

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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 05:19
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QUOTE (AceRay @ Sunday, Feb 19 2012, 23:08)
I masturbate every night and it feels good, I don't see what the problem is.

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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 05:55
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QUOTE (leik oh em jeez! @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 05:04)
Am I really the only one that remembers this topic from a long time ago?

lol, then go look for the topic if it bothers you that much. Sheesh...

OT: I've only had sex twice and I am 20 years old. I remember my first time being rather hilarious and fun, because it was the first time for my partner as well. We were laughing while we was naked for the first 10 minutes, then we started to really get into it the next 20 min or so. The girl is still one of my closest friends as well. The second time I did it was at a graduation party. Out in the middle of the woods. Had a few drinks, so it didn't last that long, lol.
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QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Feb 20 2012, 04:43)
QUOTE (Forty @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 02:50)
Forty's post about sex

Coming from a guy who has a sophisticated penis wearing glasses as his avatar, you know that's some good insight right there.


I'm just tryin' to keep it classy around here.

QUOTE (Xcommunicated @ Feb 20 2012, 05:07)
OP, if things don't improve over time as you gain more experience, but you are still left with an unquenched desire, then I have four simple words for you:  GET WEIRD WITH IT.

• Try unique and innovative positions. Some examples include Doggy Style helicoptered into Reverse Doggy Style, the Piledriver, and the Wheelbarrow.


It is nigh impossible to quantify the entertainment value of going batsh*t kooky with one's sexual exploits. Some of my most treasured and fun experiences were the most adventurous, and you learn a lot about yourself when you free your mind of its inhibitions and just get f*cking weird. You can learn a lot about the other person, as well. I have learned over the years that it is far less common that you will freak someone out in bed than it is you will awaken something in them that enjoys what you're doing. Who cares? Toe-f*ck her. Jizz on her face and then punch her in the nose. Make her smell her own butthole. Throw caution to the wind.

Also, for the explorers out there, a new position I'm working on that I have yet to try: The Houdini.

Set a girl up near a window and start f*cking her doggy style. When she is in the throws, quickly pull out and have your friend slip in to her from behind without her seeing, then go outside the window and wave at her. BOOM! Houdini!
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Posted: Monday, Feb 20 2012, 06:47
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Having sex with someone you love/are in love with makes all the difference. Its.s great feeling/connection.
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