[Skrillex_69]

Im going to take No doze for 48 hours while i play this game i might even polish off 15-20 redbulls if i die i would die a happy man

[HydraulicWaRiOr]

QUOTE (Static94 @ Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 03:29)

QUOTE (Zee @ Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 02:35) Throw this wanker in the loony bin. His mind's gone f*cked. At any rate, we'll probably get more V info next month after the max gayne coverage has died down. British people these days -.-

He's from New Zeeland

[bluesboyjr]

QUOTE (Static94 @ Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 04:29)

QUOTE (Zee @ Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 02:35) Throw this wanker in the loony bin. His mind's gone f*cked. At any rate, we'll probably get more V info next month after the max gayne coverage has died down. British people these days -.-

I blame New Labour.

I had a dream about GTA V. Rockstar promoted the game using footage from GTA SA, which I felt wasn't very clever, presenting their game as "GTA San Andreas 2". San Fierro and Las Venturas were in the game too, which I wasn't particularly happy about. I don't know how relevant that is to your post, Vormek, but I stopped reading when you mentioned pissing in bottles.

[GtaVComments]

"When the day finally comes, i will be prepared. The day before i, just like Vormek will completely cleaned my "game station" so to speak. I will organise all my PS3 accsesories, OCD style and refresh the room because, hey you want Gta V to feel good right? I will pop on here to build up any last minute hype before i rest and dream of the day that is about to unfold before me.

When I finally wake up on the almighty day, i shall proceed to the shopping centre where my copy is being confined. Before i actually purchase the game i will stock up on some goods to add to the experience. These goods being..
1. Doritos ( preferably 7 packs ) hot flavour.
2. Some once off fizzy drink for all my minerals needs.
3. A tube to channell the p*ss into containers, because i dont want to leave the expierence on hault,again like Vormek here
4. Some water to sober up from a mindblowing journey.

I will then check out of hospital for overdosing on Gta V playing time, only to stock up again and repeat the process countless times

This post has been edited by GtaVComments on Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 23:13

[FranticFatality]

QUOTE (Static94 @ Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 03:29)

QUOTE (Zee @ Wednesday, Jan 11 2012, 02:35) Throw this wanker in the loony bin. His mind's gone f*cked. At any rate, we'll probably get more V info next month after the max gayne coverage has died down. British people these days -.-

Hood rat wannabes these days -.-

[Csabi98]

First of all, I am going to grow up in order to play a R* 15+ game. After some years, I will most likely get a house from my parents since I am the inheritable. I will try as much as posible to get a job and some money. GTA V will hopefully not be too expensive when I'll be grown up. I will get the game from a second-hand shop, making sure that it works, it has no scratches, it is an original CD and it has everything that comes with it, the book and anything else. Next step will be to go home and cry because I wouldn't have a PS3 or PS4. I would re-install San Andreas on my PC and play Ryder's robbery missions. I will quit the game and head to the graveyard. I will open up one of the tombs. Next step, I will wait for General Appleton to arrive to the graveyard to his long dead father. I will take the shovel with which I force opened the tomb and hit the general in the head and in the chest, lastly in the feet. I will drag him to and in the tomb and close the tomb. I will rush to his house and take everything that he got. I will notice that he got a PS3 and I will cry from hapiness. I leave everything and take the PS3. I rush back to my house and set the PS3 up, making sure it works. I go to the nearby store and buy a potty, bread, vegetables and fruits, a gallon of water and head back home. My friend, Adam, will most likely call me and remind me to turn off my phone. Soon enough, an alarm called "Time to play" would sound on my phone. I will throw my phone to the ground and smash it with my feet, afterwards throw it in the loo and let it go. I will get back to my room and notice that I am dead broke and have no TV. I visit General Appleton once again to take his HDMI TV and I will head back to my house. I sit down on the potty and take a sh*t. I will throw the sh*t over to my neighbours garden over the fence which is between our houses. I will take a long deep look at the awesome map of Los Santos V Version. I will put the game into my PS3 and... "IT WORKS!". I would set up the game options to my preferences and run the game. I would see a cutscene with an old man, around 50, staying in the background, while police officers are the ones that the cutscene focuses on. I would see animations never seen before in any game. I will hear "Get out of your cover! Throw your weapons so we can see them!" - I will stop the game and shout and make a strange dance of happiness for a few minutes. When I stop the dance I notice the police officer voices still shouting. I look out on the windows and see a full squad of SWAT, FBI and Police Officers. I go back and resume the game, I will play as much as possible. Bullets will fly through the stolen TV and SWAT breaching the doors. I will act hard and attack them. They will knock me out and I will wake up in the jail for murder, burglary and "15+ games having too much influence on me", whatever would that mean.. I start crying and I will hit a guard. I will get shot by the other guards and I will lie on the floor. I will soon die from heart attack and well, thats all. I guesse I would be too old(60) to play GTA games.. I didn't even notice how time past. At least I died in battle and will leave to Valhalla where my fathers await me.

Don't take this seriously, this is just because I was bored, I am not a -15 year old child and I will not murder anyone, I will not commit any crime, and I will not go to the jail. Ohh, and games won't have too much influence on me. Thanks for reading.

This post has been edited by Csabi98 on Tuesday, Sep 11 2012, 20:39

[Ziggy455]

Whenever a topic like this pops up, we get a sudden influx of members who have never been here before giving such sh*tty responses as:

OR

COOL!!!! POST MOAR.

I'm just curious, what is this?

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QUOTE QUOTE Throw this wanker in the loony bin. His mind's gone f*cked. At any rate, we'll probably get more V info next month after the max gayne coverage has died down. British people these days -.- Hood rat wannabes these days -.-

I'm British. All of you should not define a douche by his slang. Otherwise I'd brand all of you morons and call it a day.