[T-Unit]

So heres how we play the game. You number facts, funny stuff, observations (Anything about GTA IV in general) and whatnot to try to get to 1000.



Other Rules:

-No off topic stuff
-Numbering the facts is a Must
-If the facts refer to PC modifications, you must say so to minimize confusion. (EDIT: This also applies to facts relating to EFLC)
-This is only for fun so don't get mad
-You may have more than one fact per post (Again, number them)


1. Speeding is legal
2. It's not uncommon to see Patirots and Calvacades in the ghetto
3. The Memory Lanes logo resembles a male sex organ
4. Medical fees are really expensive
5. Middle Park from above looks like an alien


So I did the first five facts as examples. You start from 6, 7, 8 and so on... Pretty self explainatory








EDIT (9th Dec 2011):

I decided to make a milestone chart to keep track of things


1:T-Unit
5:T-Unit
6:UberChargedCJ
10:mrpain
25:MrMagic50
50:The_Anti-tragedy
69:UberChargedCJ
100:Majormodz
250:BrianJohnsonsBrotherCarl
300: The_Anti-tragedy
400:SlickSpencer8
500:
600:
690:
700:
800:
900:
999:
1000:






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1:T-Unit
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Last Updated: 23rd January 2012

This post has been edited by T-Unit on Monday, Jan 23 2012, 01:11

[UberChargedCJ]

6 killing peds will get in you in any wanted level stars

7 niko doesn't ever use drugs

[mrpain]

Love threads like this

8. Hotdogs save lives.
9. People bleed from their feet.
10. The TV Shows are constantly on a rerun.

[oglevempire]

11. Statue has a heart!
12. A heart can blow the city!
13. I love Russian people!

[add water]

14. police shotguns are just modified sniper rifles
15. no one knows how to properly merge
16. a slavic has the ability to rape the entire police force
17. niko can get set on fire and not burned
18. trees are stonger than a car
19. the trains always magiccly appear when your at station
20. cab drivers have the ability to speed through time
21. 95% of law enforcement are overweight

[CheesyJ]

22. Bohan is a dump.
23. Middle Park is an alien...

[MrMagic50]

24. Always wear a helmet on a bike
25. Celebrities from real life appear within the GTA universe

[ddyoung]

26. The police are stupid as f*ck
27. Cars don't go as fast as they do in real life
28. Dancing for 1 minute gets you laid in a nightclub

[AceRay]

29. Motorcyclists can often pull helmets out of nowhere when mounting a motorbike, but only if they stay still.
30. Everything your cousin tells you before entering the city must be true, whether it is realistic or not.
31. Eastern European drug addicts know a lot of English despite never been to an English speaking county.

[luis tbogt]

32. shooting a window with a smg doesn't break it
33. shooting a wall with a rpg does not leave even a scratch
34.your phone is magic and can make cars, boats, motorbikes appear out of thin air!
35. your phone also allows you to heal yourself and give u guns and ammo, and change weather



This post has been edited by luis tbogt on Tuesday, Dec 6 2011, 16:57

[AceRay]

36. Your phone is both waterproof and fireproof.
37. They're only display models.
38. Illegal gun shops sell bats, but not knives.

[Miamivicecity]

39: Falling over while drunk is life threatening.
40: Peoples' hats will disappear when they're in the car with Niko.
41: Bullshark testosterone apparently does something funny to your balls.
42: Despite being a different state altogether police in Alderney wear their own uniform, but drive LCPD police cars.
43: Heli tours hires triplets to take people on tours of the city.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

44. Eastern Europeans and Irish guys kidnap mob daughters.
45. You can't get in most buildings. Must be tough getting to work.
46. Going to a certain website gives you a 5-star wanted level.
47. Irish guys rob banks.
48. There is lots of parcour.
49. The bridges were closed because of "f*cking terrorists!"
50. Going on the runways im the airport gives you a 4-star wanted level because the LCPD think you're a terrorist. (And they're right )
51. Katt Williams and Ricky Gervais travel into the GTA IV universe somehow.
52. The Triangle Club was owned by Dwayne Forge.
53. If you go really far away from civilization and blow yourself up, you will always end up at a hospital.
54. There are always random people on the streets who sometimes know you.
55. Throwing up in a club gets you in the Statue of Happiness with a parachute. ...

[scorcher93]

56. Light posts will and always will be more powerful than a vehicle in the GTA universe (main games 3 and VC, but still)

[MrMagic50]

57. Never trust Russian gangsters
58. Being a younger brother sucks!

[mrpain]

59. Everyone knows Krav Maga.

[AceRay]

60. I'm the one who survived!

[ccrogers15]

61. People on multiplayer are NOT your friend.
62. Niko hates birds.
63. Liberty city is so awesome that you can go under the map with a heli.
64. Never trust a mafia gang.
65. Elderly people are rude. (OH I KNEW WE SHOULDNT OF DITCHED THE DRAFT!) Lol.

[luis tbogt]

66.you can die but u always come back
67.shoot a pigeon and the cops come after u

[Deadly Target]

68. She'll leave ya! They all do!