[boyfromeast1]

why you guys are about f*cking steaks , thats just a food

[111]

The availability of just steak would be boring. We need different cuts, like Prime Rib, Filet Mignon, Sirloin, etc.

And I swear to God, if they cook it medium-well when I ask for medium, I will send it back faster than Thai food goes through me.

[mr6plow9]

QUOTE (111 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 16:29)

The availability of just steak would be boring. We need different cuts, like Prime Rib, Filet Mignon, Sirloin, etc. And I swear to God, if they cook it medium-well when I ask for medium, I will send it back faster than Thai food goes through me.

Yeah, I would also send the waiter/waitress back with a bullet in their head.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

Scene from mission 'Misappropriation'
PULASKI - Where's Hernandez with that f*cken meat? He's been gone far too long Tenpenny'
CJ - Gettin' a little edgy fellas?'
TENPENNY - Get over here! Edgy! Do you realise how edgy I am? When there's all these steak restaurants in San Andreas and we can't f*cken enter them! Get up bitch!
Now there's a ruined town out west, Alda Malvada. There's a guy out there who has a cow. Now you get the cow and bring to us and we might let your brother survive'
---DURING MISSION MESSAGE ON SCREEN---
Quick! The cow is escaping in a helicopter. Don't let it get away!

[RATEDR307]

This is such a stupid thread for f*ck's steak

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

Other SA mission references -
Big Cook Out
Wrong Side of the Steaks
Og Lo Heat
Cleaning the Grill
High Steaks Low Fryer
Beach Party (with steak cooking instead of dancing)
Burning Desire the cow
Gray Steak Imports
Mismanagement of bbq steaks
Drive Thru (for realistic steak, not chicken fool)
The Green Steaker
555 We Fry
Ice Cold Cook out
Toreno's Last Steak
Monster Steak
Steakaway
The Steak Project
You've Had your Steak and Chips

and the last mission sucks because it's about Tenpenny (bacon) its called
End of the Rind

[Vito Mohebi]

So you won't buy GTA V if you can't eat a steak in GTA V for 15 minutes? lol seriously..

[xrCore]

I want to serve a pet dog steak scraps in GTAV. That sounds so fun!

[HoofingNinja]

And if there's no peppercorn sauce? I'll just add it in a mod.

[LCstuntman]

This post has been edited by LCstuntman on Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 00:46

[Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian]

QUOTE (Vito Mohebi @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 18:52)

So you won't buy GTA V if you can't eat a steak in GTA V for 15 minutes? lol seriously..

I want steak. STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK!!!! And if Cockstar can't get of from whiskey and is too lazy again to add steak then I want that they make a official update with a steak DLC. Otherwise there is no way that I buy GTA V or any game from Rockstar anymore.

[ClaudeSpeedRulez]

Canibalism would be a nice touch.

[coolman93]

QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 09:53)

I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

REALLY!!! REALLY!!! REALLY??? f*cking streak? You not going to buy GTA V over some f*cking streak? And they thought I made ridiculous topics

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

Deuce Bigalow - 'There must be some kind of mistake'
Fat hooker - 'Did you say steak?'
Deuce Bigalow - 'No, what I meant was...'
Fat hooker - 'Oh see what you did! Now you got me all excited'
-scene from Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

[PrometheusX]

QUOTE (coolman93 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 20:24)

QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 09:53) I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak. REALLY!!! REALLY!!! REALLY??? f*cking streak? You not going to buy GTA V over some f*cking streak? And they thought I made ridiculous topics

Yeah, who buys a streak over GTA? stupid streak fans...

[RATEDR307]

QUOTE (coolman93 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 15:24)

QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 09:53) I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak. REALLY!!! REALLY!!! REALLY??? f*cking streak? You not going to buy GTA V over some f*cking streak? And they thought I made ridiculous topics

Wow dude you really got beef with this topic.

[Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian]

QUOTE (ClaudeSpeedRulez @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 20:06)

Canibalism would be a nice touch.

No sh*t, Sherlock? How tasty.

[ryuclan]

QUOTE (RATEDR307 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 20:36)

QUOTE (coolman93 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 15:24) QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 09:53) I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak. REALLY!!! REALLY!!! REALLY??? f*cking streak? You not going to buy GTA V over some f*cking streak? And they thought I made ridiculous topics Wow dude you really got beef with this topic.

Yeah dont have a cow dude.


Speaking of cows theres no way they would not put steak in the game.

[Spaghetti Cat]

QUOTE (Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 14:15)

QUOTE (Vito Mohebi @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 18:52) So you won't buy GTA V if you can't eat a steak in GTA V for 15 minutes? lol seriously..  I want steak. STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK!!!! And if Cockstar can't get of from whiskey and is too lazy again to add steak then I want that they make a official update with a steak DLC. Otherwise there is no way that I buy GTA V or any game from Rockstar anymore.

I think he's a vegan

[GodZxSAINT]

QUOTE (RATEDR307 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 09:41)

This is such a stupid thread for f*ck's steak

What you did there, I see it.