[Death2Drugs]

I want steak 'n' bacon.

[jackass2009]

QUOTE (Pilotmonkey @ Monday, May 14 2012, 18:14)

So if it will take you 15 mins to eat a stake... It would take 15 to cook it? And if shot by a bullet or falling down it would take a few mins to recover... VAZZANT LOCK DIS SHEET

Don't double post. It's against the rules and considered spam.

[finn4life]

I really feel like steak.
Rockstar is really grillin my beef here, i might turn into a mad cow if i don't get info soon.

[BlackandWhite23]

There is 27 pages of Fruitcakes arguing about steak in GTA V I say Lockstar this thread
FRUITCAKES

[YukiEiri]

QUOTE (daniel-hayman @ Monday, May 14 2012, 21:48)

I would like to take this time to point out how f*cking STUPID the mods of this forum are. When legitimate threads are made that could warrant a good discussion, they get locked. Now we have this ridiculous thread that's continued for like 26 pages. Morons.

Well .. I you had been here when GTA IV was on it's way you just might understand this thread.
Same goes with all of you whining about us wanting realistic steak in the game!!
Kind of inside joke..

Like the fingerless gloves.
Luckily this time we have seen them in the trailer! So fingerless gloves! That's a clue that we'll have steak as well!!!!!!!!¤R½

[eSJe]

QUOTE (YukiEiri @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 15:21)

Like the fingerless gloves. Luckily this time we have seen them in the trailer! So fingerless gloves! That's a clue that we'll have steak as well!!!!!!!!¤R½

Would you tell me what second is it in trailer the steak is? or picture maybe?


This post has been edited by eSJe on Tuesday, May 15 2012, 09:25

[sure shot]

Only if there is steak in the jail house casue i dont want my character to miss eating the steak for robbing a car.

[grope_4_that_date]

Is steak confirmed yet? I heard it was leaked.

[AtomicPunk]

QUOTE (Capricornus @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 02:58)

Steak is only half decent. I want Grilled Chicken!

NO!(Slaps hand on desk!) Don't wanna hear your jibba jabba, fooool. We don't care 'bout no damned grilled chicken! Either it's steak or it's civil war!

[sure shot]

QUOTE (AtomicPunk @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 12:54)

QUOTE (Capricornus @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 02:58) Steak is only half decent. I want Grilled Chicken! NO!(Slaps hand on desk!) Don't wanna hear your jibba jabba, fooool. We don't care 'bout no damned grilled chicken! Either it's steak or it's civil war!

All in favor for Civil War say "I"

[Halo_Override]

My aunt's neighbor's proctologist's son works as a massage therapist at Rockstar, and he said that tofu carts are confirmed for the Venice Beach area of Los Santos in V. (Apparently the Housers have gone vegan, quit drinking, and gotten seriously into hot yoga.)

This is bad news, as it decreases the likelihood of steak.

No longer a day one purchase for me.

[El_Diablo]

15 pages for an OP that was trying to be sarcastic and make fun of others.

this forum is retarded

[Neckbeard]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 02:47)

It seems a bunch of humorless f*cks have invaded the forums. How dimwitted do you have to be to not see the parody and satire of this thread? Jesus Christ you guys are depressing.

I think it's the lack of new info...
People get all crazy and serious about everything

[Psychotic Mind]

I would like to see more sexual references to some food and drinks in the game. Cum pies. Cock-a-cola.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

QUOTE (sure shot @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 20:57)

All in favor for Civil War say "I"

*sound of cricket*

[Lysoformic]

[poncratias]

there are some references in one of MP3's unused files to a "steak weapon".
does a damage of 12.

[StarFyer]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Monday, May 14 2012, 21:47)

It seems a bunch of humorless f*cks have invaded the forums. How dimwitted do you have to be to not see the parody and satire of this thread? Jesus Christ you guys are depressing.

it really is a shame. ray charles, stevie wonder and the three blind mice could see this thread is just a joke.

[bud23]

QUOTE (El_Diablo @ Tuesday, May 15 2012, 21:28)

15 pages for an OP that was trying to be sarcastic and make fun of others. this forum is retarded

I know it since the first time I entered here

[gionascm2]

There should be at least 50 different cutlery to choose from. The better the cutlery, the more expensive it is but it also becomes more delicious. This would be a great way to spend money once you beat the game.