[shady72]

Just think about it...the sh*t's gonna be in 3D! More realistic than ever

[BoringAdultWithAFatGirlfriend]

QUOTE (OrvisVonLury @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:15)

QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14) I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad? Caesar salads aren't vegetarian. You monster.

winner.

[ThePinkFloydSound]

QUOTE (Barguast @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:44)

QUOTE (Chevy Chasegta6 @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:38) QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 16:03) I want a realistic digestive system too so when I eats and win da 50oz steak competition and I'm in the middle of a mission, I need to go and take a dump. Thats too much now, don't you think?? I agree. It should only be an option. Failure to 'go' will result in running slowly and awkwardly, dancing on the spot when stood, and desperately trying to hurry along conversations in cut-scenes. I also vote for the Flying Steak cheat.

Great idea! Yeah my girlfriend says I dance too much when I need to go to the toilet. That could be a cool side-effect of needing to go to toilert. Maybe it could turn in to a dance game like in San Andreas and if you lose you crap your pants and if you win, you poo like a gentleman.

This post has been edited by ThePinkFloydSound on Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:59

[buzbegone]

If someone other than PinkFloyd made a topic like this, it would've been locked. Just sayin'

[deepthroatgta6]

Doesn't matter if its not locked. Its already full of sh*t and piss. JK
and The Poo Dance as well.

[dubstep_goon]

I have just about had it with the state of video games nowadays.
Developers cut stuff from games right at the last minute.

Anyone else remember IV's fifth trailer "Grillin' Time" that showed how steak was applied across the city / storyline?

My understanding is that in this time and age, you just can't make a successful entertainment launch that doesn't have some sort of steak in it. Look at 2011 video game releases:

Dead Steak 2
Bulletsteak
L.A Meat
Duke Nukem Medium-Rare
Steak Island
The Elder Steaks V: Skygrill

GTAV needs steak. Just sayin'.

[Lucky Sevens]

I want the option of what sort of dump I'm gonna take. (i.e. Long slow log, diarrhea, quick drop and go, reverse kanga (facing toilet button), on the seat, flush or don't flush, wipe or don't wipe)

[Blazevski12]

I hope Rokstar would make a realistic seafood restauratns or i will not buy the game.

[Barguast]

Please stay on topic. The topic is steaks and eating steaks. If you want a defecation topic, then please create a separate one... and I shall lock it immediately.

[Vegetarian Piranha]

QUOTE (Lucky Sevens @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:06)

I want the option of what sort of dump I'm gonna take. (i.e. Long slow log, diarrhea, quick drop and go, reverse kanga (facing toilet button), on the seat, flush or don't flush, wipe or don't wipe)

touching the water before disconnection

EDIT: what about Kebab vans?

[mrpain]

QUOTE (dubstep_goon @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 19:05)

Dead Steak 2 Bulletsteak L.A Meat Duke Nukem Medium-Rare Steak Island The Elder Steaks V: Skygrill GTAV needs steak. Just sayin'.

Mmmm....if those games were meals, they would be very good meals. Skygrill especially. Except for Steak Row.

Now I'm craving for some steak. sh*t all of you.

[Lucky Sevens]

To the dude who suggested kebab vans,
Kebabs vans would be cool. Only open from say midnight to 4am, expensive and risky. Sometimes they fill you up, other times you bring them up, but nothing else is open at them hours. Just a thought.

It would make getting a decent steak all that more enjoyable.

[ThePinkFloydSound]

If they don't have a medium-rare option, I will have lost all faith in Rockstar.

[gtaftw69]

QUOTE (OrvisVonLury @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:15)

QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14) I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad? Caesar salads aren't vegetarian. You monster.

Vegetarians should not be allowed to play gta.
If you can't enjoy a nice big juicy steak then how can you live with yourself!

Massive steaks ftw

[Smurfisevil]

I’m all for virtual steak, but do we really need to leave the virtual waitress a tip?

[Lucky Sevens]

QUOTE (Smurfisevil @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 12:01)

I’m all for virtual steak, but do we really need to leave the virtual waitress a tip?

A bullet in the head usually covers that.

[Smurfisevil]

QUOTE (Lucky Sevens @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 12:06)

A bullet in the head usually covers that.

As long it’s not an angry waitress pulling the trigger on 12 gauge shotgun, I’m ok with that.

[LotusZombie]

QUOTE (BoringAdultWithAFatGirlfriend @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:55)

QUOTE (OrvisVonLury @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:15) QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14) I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad? Caesar salads aren't vegetarian. You monster. winner.

QUOTE

What are you talking about? Ofcourse they are, the bits of bacon is just something you carnivores have to shove into it to "make it taste good".

no, I win. Caesar salads are vegetarian by default. You fatties just have to throw bacon in everything, don't ya?

So... I hope there is realistic tofu or salad in the game!

[ThePhenom92]

Steak trucks should be in the game as well. They're just like taco trucks only they sell steak. But if you blow up/steal/damage a steak truck then you get a 7 star wanted level. Nobody harms the steak

[Magic_Al]

Can Los Santos have better steak than Las Venturas?