[gtacraziness]

Hey can you check my GTA IV montage... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WenmbLOUlLU&feature=youtu.be Thanks

[gtacraziness]

Hey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WenmbLOUlLU&feature=youtu.be check out my funny montage I made for GTA IV, let me know what you think.. would be appreciated. Peace.

[Girish]

Post your videos here - http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=496726

Don't advertise them in other topics.

[RockStarNiko]

There are so many funny moments

One example that made me LOL recently was I just done the mission Shifting Weight (which was great fun)

Towards the end they go past a hot dog stand and Johnny goes "2 hot dogs please" haha

[Timcatgt5]

Roman's obsession wth women and titties, jumping off helicopters and tall buildings, shooting people off helicopters and pushing people to the train tracks and watching the train kill them.

[AxER]

During a TLaD gang war recently three cars full of enemies were chasing me through The Triangle. The funny part, I thought, was that one of their vehicles was a car, the other two were a bus and ambulance. I'd seen the ambulance pull up almost as soon as the fight began, and then I'd backed off, I guess when I escaped in a car the bad guys just took whatever was closest.

[GTAking33]

"Roman? Roman, are you sleeping? You fat f*ck!"

[BigBadMF]

Yeah the WKKT show Just or Unjust cracks me up.

"RELEASE.....THE LIONS!"

*ROOOOARRRRR!!!!*


"AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

And the commercial for The Serrated Edge.... "Double-Handed Medievel Jewel-Encrusted Flaming Swords Of Death!"

[Metzger]

I had two funny moments during "Rigged to Blow". First one is a way how Nico reacted, when Faustin told him what kind of cargo he has to deliver, and a second one is how Nico refused Roman's proposition for getting drunk together.

[jaysteels]

"hello?"
...
"I said; HELLO!"

[Karjerker]

Well, I recently strolled up to a cop car and gave it the once over ... the rear wheels caught fire, the car was about to blow when ... and no word of a lie ... the cops calmly climbed out of it, wherein one of them MUGGED a car driver who had pulled up along side them and they both jumped in and only JUST managed to pull away in the stolen car before their own squad car exploded beautifully. They gave chase to me for about six blocks before losing interest ... talk about CORRUPT! I didn't see either of them flash an ID when they commandeered that guys vehicle.

[synchro_w]

annoyingly funny [for funny watch the tv channels, 'the men's room', 'republican space rangers', etc] was the time i had been spotted stealing a car, the one star turned into a 2 star cos i ran over one too many ppl, then i backed over a cop, 3 star level, then decided, soddit, i'll just kill a few cops for a laugh, squished about 4 cops by stopping, waiting for them to get out their cars, then ran them over [i was in a sultan RS], then just outran the cops on a 4 star rating.

it was close!!
i had completed about 3 story missions and some ped encounters so had no intention of getting arrested but had come close. so i want to save the game, i park the car outside the safehouse, sprint across the road, halfway across... BUMP!! a taxi, which -seriously - appeared from nowhere, hits me with such speed that the grey screen kicks in... i'm dead!!!

AFTER ALL THAT INTENSITY!!! 3 HOURS OF UNSAVED GAMEPLAY!!
thousands of bullets and cop dollars go into catching me and i avoid them all. yet, a quick glance left then right across the road from my safehouse at 4am, roads are dead... i run across and i get squished!!! HOW?!?!?

ARGHHH!!
i had 2 m8s watching me who pissed themselves laughing. then i joined in. chopper snipers' bullets, police jetboats shooting at me, N.O.O.S.E. forces using carbines couldn't kill me!

but a bloody respawning taxi does. ohhhhhhh boy. i think my face turned green!!! that's why my m8s were laughing so much!! so smug... then.... dead!!

you seriously have to watch out for respawning cars in this game. look left, look right... look left again? there's a car there that couldn't possibly be there unless star trek beamed it in!

[Karjerker]

Well, synchro_w - this just backs up Karjerker's Suvival Rule #103 which is "keep death off the roads ... drive on the pavements." But yes, the old respawning Taxi is well known to me ... mind you, I'm so sadistic, whenever I see a motorcyclist now, I'll ram the bastard off of the road just for fun! Whoo-Hoo! Off-topic for a moment, I've been playing Saints Row the Third (yes, yes, I know, I'll whip myself later for admitting it) and they got a lot of things right in it which could have been put into GTA-IV but weren't. But all things considered, I think GTA-IV is way more fun to play and that's coming from a professional!

[fastdriver]

Me off-roading in a Patriot, catching air and hitting hobos at a beach near Alderny, random bystander goes "Another f***ing Republican!" or something along those lines

[Dr_unsociable]

The first time I strolled into Burger Shot when the cashier said, "Welcome to Burger Shot, motherf*ckkerrrr!"

And also on Integrity 2.0 with Lazlow (I think) having a conversation with the saxophone guy on the street.

[Mr.Funny12]

I think this was a lag, but I drove into the pay n spray while being pursued by police, and a cop ran inside when the door shut. When it opened he came running out screaming for his life.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Mr.Funny12 @ Friday, Apr 13 2012, 18:28)

I think this was a lag, but I drove into the pay n spray while being pursued by police, and a cop ran inside when the door shut. When it opened he came running out screaming for his life.

I've had two instances of funny things happening regarding the Pay 'n' Spray.

First instance:
I had pissed a couple of Russians off in Hove Beach and they were chasing after my car. For some reason I drove into the Pay 'n' Spray and the Russians followed me in there. When the door finally opened again they both strolled out of there as if they had forgot about me nothing had ever happened.

Second instance:
I had just stolen a car and the passenger was still sitting inside of the vehicle, of course I gained a wanted level for stealing the vehicle so I drove to a nearby Pay 'n' Spray in North Algonquin, and after I had drove inside and the door was about to close the passenger jumped out. He never got out in time and so when the door finally opened he had disappeared.

[Killerdude8]

Me and my father have this thing with the arch-way in dukes, respectively known as the "Traffic Circle" In our house and ill explain why it's so fun:

We get on the road north to it in a fast/slow car(Not too fast, not too slow), then we get some distance between us and the arch-way, pull off a VERY proffesional looking handbreak 180 then we go barrilin down the road at highspeeds, hit the small rampish bit of the road right before the stairs and introduce our bumper to about 6-7 peoples faces (When they go flying, the effect is hilarious!) and when were done we go cruisin around with our new paintjob.

[synchro_w]

QUOTE (Karjerker @ Sunday, Apr 1 2012, 01:30)

Well, synchro_w - this just backs up Karjerker's Suvival Rule #103 which is "keep death off the roads ... drive on the pavements." But yes, the old respawning Taxi is well known to me ... mind you, I'm so sadistic, whenever I see a motorcyclist now, I'll ram the bastard off of the road just for fun! Whoo-Hoo! Off-topic for a moment, I've been playing Saints Row the Third (yes, yes, I know, I'll whip myself later for admitting it) and they got a lot of things right in it which could have been put into GTA-IV but weren't. But all things considered, I think GTA-IV is way more fun to play and that's coming from a professional!

cars whacking bikers? grrr!!! i've always said bikers should wear target symbols on their backs, he he. stilll... it's damn tempting. but i wish they had police bikes!! i luv riding the nrg900. i try to use bikes more than cars but some stuff you just need the 4 wheels. i like having the weapon view clear and it's easy to lose the cops on a bike. also, i kill less civs... i kinda feel bad slaughtering innocent AI peds!! yes, it's sad!

i'm gonna give saint's row 2 a go first cos i rem trying SR1[umm.. ws it SR1? maybe SR2?] on my nephew's xbox before i got a xbox360 and i was getting into it before i had to leave for the south. prob won't finish it or will rush it tho. deffo geared for a diff age group, i feel. not as sophisticated as gtaIV but i felt it had similarities to carl johnson's san andreas in a way and i played GTASA on a pc once and PS2 one and a half times. [the big pisser w gtaIV and i will not be playing it again, was the 200 pidgeons... so many hours of my life wasted looking for friggin pidgeons really infuriated me.. that's not gaming, that's just torturing the player. i almost binned the dvd but just put it away for a year or so].
i have to agree that gtaIV is more fun as re: just driving around, bumping a car at the lights, then getting into fisticuffs with the driver or clipping a cop car and getting a chase for fun. but those respawning taxis!!! being a ped in this game is fantastically dangerous!

[Rizy26]

Anything on the talk radio stations (Integrity, WKTT, PLR) or the random peds who shout "cheesy vaginas" when you hit them with your car