[Arsen Vitiuk]

8-Ball has been kidnapped by Kazuki and ordered to make explosives for the rebels.

Andy: What are we gonna do then?
Toni:...

1. We will go and visit Phil
2. We will go to 8-Ball's bomb shop, maybe he still has some explosives left behind.

[Shayan Shaffey]

We will go to 8-Ball's bomb shop, maybe he still has some explosives left behind.
After they arrive at the bomb shop they see...
1. A lot of explosives...
2. 8-ball tied to his chair...
3. Japanese soldiers...
4. Nazis

[Arsen Vitiuk]

A lot of explosives...

DONALD: Woo-hoo, cool, let's get'em!
CARL: Hey, here's a letter
SEAR: It's not a letter, nigga, it's a manual
EMPEROR: We are going to need it to be able to set the explosives. Let's take it.

Next thing is, the team...

1. Packs the explosives and goes to the casino
2. Read the manual to understand how the explosives work
3. Think these explosives are not enough, so they go and visit Phil to buy some more

[bugoy]

Think these explosives are not enough, so they go and visit Phil to buy some more.

CJ: Tell you what, I'm gonna go to Phil's place. Who's with me?
TONI: I'm coming.

Meanwhile, on the plane to San Andreas...

TOMMY: OK, team, we're only 15 miles away from Las Venturas Airport.
LAZLOW: Yay! We're gonna hunt those stupid warlords and blast 'em!
TOMMY: Too excited, eh? *shouts at the back* Hey, cut that out! I can't fly the plane with all your noise!
MIKE HUNT: It's not us! It's...

1) The plane's engine! We're overheating!
2) Those Japanese choppers!
3) The thunder outside! We've flown right into a storm!

[Shayan Shaffey]

The thunder outside! We've flown right into a storm!
Tommy: Oh, sh*t! I can't see anything.
Lazlow: Wait a minute, you can't even fly!
Tommy: Yeah, there are no planes in GTA:Vice City.
Mike: AHHHH!
Lazlow: I have a plan...
1. Wait! I can fly, I was in every GTA since GTA:III so I can do it.
2. You'll have to fly the plane over one of the lakes in San Andreas that way we won't die.

[bugoy]

QUOTE

Tommy: Yeah, there are no planes in GTA:Vice City.

What?! They don't know they're inside a game. Let's rephrase it.

QUOTE

Tommy: Yeah, I never got my pilot's license.

LAZLOW: You'll have to fly the plane over one of the lakes in San Andreas that way we won't die.
CORTEZ: There! I see the lake! There's a shack, and a wheelchair, and...*CRASH*

The plane had just crashed into the lake in Palomino Creek. Our heroes manage to get out and run as fast as they can before it exploded.

MIKE HUNT: Whew! That was close.
CORTEZ: At least we landed in San Andreas.
TOMMY: Oh my God, NOO!!!

1) All their food, money and weapons burned with the plane. Only $200 were left, and they must split it among the four of them.
2) They hear the rumbling of a chainsaw, then some horrific screams. They seem to be coming from the shack with the wheelchair.
3) Tommy's right arm had been chopped off by the plane's engine.

[Shayan Shaffey]

They hear the rumbling of a chainsaw, then some horrific screams. They seem to be coming from the shack with the wheelchair.
The man approaches tommy and takes him hostage.
Mike: You can have him, just leave us alone!
Tommy: What?!
Cortez: OK, OK, we'll pay ransom.
Chainsaw man:...
1. SURPRISE! It's me: Claude...
2. You have to put this chainsaw up your ass...
3. Pay me 5,000,000 yen...

[ToniForelli]

SURPRISE! It's me: Claude.
Cortez: WTF do you want?
Claude: I want my AK-47.

What will Mike Hunt will do:
1. Give him AK-47.
2. Dies so he gives a distraction so Tommy and Cortez escape.
3. Shoots 3 bullets(all its left) into Claude.

[bugoy]

@ToniForelli: What the hell, man? Claude and Mike Hunt are allies.

1. Give him AK-47.

LAZLOW: Uh, Claude I've been curious. Who was that person inside the shack?
CLAUDE: You mean the one I just killed?

1) Kazuki Kasen
2) Natalie Walsh Davis, K-JAH DJ (1998)
3) Cliff Lane, former Lips 106 DJ (1998)
4) Ma

[ToniForelli]

Cliff Lane, former Lips 106 DJ (1998)

Lazlow: Duh.
Claude: He was pissing me off.
Lazlow: Why's that.

1. He was a pervert.
2. He was a gay, even raped me when im asleep.
3. Can't remember

[Shayan Shaffey]

He was a gay, even raped me when im asleep.
Mike Hunt: EEW! That sh*t is f*cked up!
Claude: Alright, I want to introduce you guys to steve scott.
Lazlow: Alright, let's go to his house!
Suddenly a car drives towards them and honks, it's...
1. Steve Scott...
2. Ma...
3. Japanese police...
4. The ghost glendale...

[ToniForelli]

Japanese Police

JP: Your friend is arrested.
Lazlow: Why?
JP: He was using 3 kilos of heroin.
*Gun fires" Police are dead.
Mike: The ... rescued us?

1.Sindaccos
2.Forellis
3.Avenging Angels

[Shayan Shaffey]

Forellis
Franco: Hi, let's forget about the chit-chat and get to the point: We have a resistance group in San Fierro, we want you guys to join!
Mike: Hmm, we have something else to do, so we'll have to pass.
Franco: Well, listen here's the deal: We have ... hostage and if you don't join we'll torture him to death.
1. Toni...
2. Lazlow's kid (Lazlow has been hiding him)...
3. Maria...

[bugoy]

FRANCO: Well, listen here's the deal: We have Maria hostage and if you don't join we'll torture him to death.
LAZLOW: Who's Maria?
CLAUDE: Sal's wife.
LAZLOW: Who's Sal?
CLAUDE: The leader of the Leone's. He's dead.
LAZLOW: Who are the Leones?
CLAUDE: WOULD YOU JUST FREAKING STOP IT?!
LAZLOW: Eh...anyway. Listen here, mister. I've got my own resistance group in Hirohito (formerly Liberty) City, called "Liberty's Freedom". These people here are in MY group, along with Toni, Carl Johnson, Donald Love and DJ Andee. They're in Japan.
FRANCO: ...

1) Wow, that seems like a dangerous lot. I'll just recruit some other people. See you around!
2) No way! There must only be ONE resistance group, and that would be MINE! If your group beats my group in basketball, we'll leave. But if we win, you have to haul your sorry asses out of America.
3) HEY LOOK IT'S LOVE FIST!!!! *Lazlow and the others look* Ha ha, suckers! *takes our heroes' money and runs away very fast*

[Shayan Shaffey]

No way! There must only be ONE resistance group, and that would be MINE! If your group beats my group in basketball, we'll leave. But if we win, you have to haul your sorry asses out of America.
Claude: I'm not good at basketball!
Franco: A deals a deal.
Lazlow: Alright let's do this. *Whispers to claude*You still didn't tell me who the Leone's are.
Claude: Shut up already.
Lazlow: We're ready.
After they pick up the ball...
1. They play well and win the game...
2. The play bad and lose the game...
3. The ball explodes and injures Lazlow...

[bugoy]

The ball explodes and injures Lazlow.

TOMMY: Hey! That's not fair! Who will we have as our fifth member? (Tommy, Claude, Mike, Cortez)

Franco, however, is playing with four tall, muscular Forelli thugs.

A shiny black Infernus drives up to the basketball court. The driver rolls down his window and announces, "Hey, do you still need a player?"

CLAUDE: Who are you?

1) Jack Howitzer
2) Mike Toreno
3) O.G. Loc
4) Cesar Vialpando

[Shayan Shaffey]

Jack Howitzer
Jack: I am Jack Hovitser from austria!
Lazlow: Right, you were in those movies. Ahhh! sh*t, my arm
Jack: Ja. I vill play against these mozerf*ckers!
Jack Howitzer approaches the playing field...
1. He picks up the ball and plays well and wins...
2. he pulls out his gun and kills all the forellis...
3. The ball explodes again...
4. He screams because he sees a rat...
5. He plays badly and looses...

[ToniForelli]

He plays badly and looses...

Giorgio: Man that was lame.
Lazlow: Seriously. First you shot former WCTR host and now this.
Jack: I always sucked at that I know.
*Maverick sounds*
Franco: WTF IS THAT!!!

1.Toni Cipriani with Massimo Torini's comprenhensive proof black maverick.
2. Tommy with his lame slow red maverick.
3. Paulie Sindacco with his fireproof blue maverick

[Zerokills555]

Toni Cipriani with Massimo Torini's comprenhensive proof black maverick.

Toni: Hop in. We're going to Shoreside Vale.
Donald: Ok.
*Gun shots*
Franco: WTF how can that be heli didin't explode.
Toni: Thats called comprenhensive proof .
Mike: What about us.
Toni: IDK try to survive we will pick you up later. Besides its 2 hour flight.
Which characters did stay:
1. Mike Hunt, Jack Howitzer, Lazlow.
2. Mike Hunt, Lazlow, Tommy Vercetti.
3.Mike Hunt, Claude, Maria.

[bugoy]

Mike Hunt, Jack Howitzer, Lazlow.

TOMMY: I thought you were in Japan with the others?
TONI: Nah, I returned just to check on you guys. Mike, Jack, go bring Lazlow to the nearest hospital. I'll come back for you later.
JACK: Ja, vatever.
FRANCO: Get them, you jerks!

The Forelli thugs chase after Toni and the others. One of them throws a grenade as high as he can, and...

1) Hits the chopper. Toni, Tommy, Claude and Cortez jump out, without parachutes, and fall to the ground in pain.
2) Hits a passing oil truck. It explodes, leaving a huge hole in the ground. The cops show up and arrest Franco and his men.
3) Hits him in the head. The grenade explodes and the thugs die. Franco just facepalms at the stupidity.