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 GTA:LCS The Chain Story!

 
Shayan Shaffey  
Posted: Friday, Jul 22 2011, 12:20
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The GTA:Liberty City Stories Comedy Chain Story!

So let's start:
Toni Cipriani wakes up in the morning, with cum on his face, on the wall and on his blanket. He wonders what's going on, and then he remembers that he had a wild night with Vincenzo. He walks into his living room and notices a letter, the letter reads:
Toni,

I made pictures of our great night together, if you don't want the whole family to find out what we did, pay me 500,000 dollars by tomorrow!
With love,
Vincenzo.

Toni then decides to:
1. Masturbate on the letter before thinking about a way of stopping Vincenzo from telling the mob...
2. to work as a gigolo to get the money for Vincenzo...
3. to kill Vincenzo...
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RULES: You must pick an option, and write a story for it, and then add more options for how the story could continue(Try to leave the ending open).

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Posted: Friday, Jul 22 2011, 12:42
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There's already an LCS chain story here: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=299789
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QUOTE (bugoy @ Friday, Jul 22 2011, 12:42)
There's already an LCS chain story here: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=299789

read the title, it's the comedy version. biggrin.gif
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Posted: Friday, Jul 22 2011, 13:10
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Ok when he mastubrated on the letter he got 100% completion and inf ammo with rare weapon dildo.
Later he went to Atlantic Quays he beaten Vincenzo to the death and cut his penis. Two days later Vincenzo woke up and saw dildo on his cutted penis and was raped about 2 days later Vincenzo died from 10 kilos of sperm.
The end.
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Posted: Friday, Jul 22 2011, 18:01
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Please stop being this immature, this is why these don't work.
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Seriously, why is everyone interested in porn.
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Then he killed "ToniForelli" for making a stupid story!
No offence!

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Posted: Friday, Jul 22 2011, 18:13
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Oh really?

I go on: 1. Masturbate on the letter before thinking about a way of stopping Vincenzo from telling the mob...

Then he realized that he can counter-incriminate Vincenzo if the Family sees HIM masturbating...

That's why he went to his safehouse and got himself a camera, and then...

1. Started asking around where Vincenzo could be
2. Tires to find Vinnie himself
3. Asks Maria for help
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1. After he asks Maria, Maria Helps him.
She says she sow a Black Airtrain flying off the Airport,
And there was a Small White Writing on The Jet saying "Vicenzo Air"
2. She Noticed it's flying on The Way Vice City Is...
3. Tony Buys a Ticket to Vice City...
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She Noticed it's flying on The Way Vice City Is...

But Vincenzo himself is not inside. Instead, he has a crate of photos delivered to Vice City Hornies porn magazine. Toni...

1. Deiceds to kill Vincenzo first
2. Takes off after the photos
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Takes off after the photos:
he can't resist he takes the photos and masturbates on a policeman in a children's theme park, he gets arrested but they don't check him for guns, he isn't handcuffed.
he...
1.He shoots the policemen to get to vincenzo...
2.He flirts with the obviously gay policeman to get 500,000 dollars from him...
3.he has a better plan...
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He flirts with the obviously gay policeman to get 500,000 dollars from him...

But in the end the policeman "hires" Toni for an evening and promises to pay him $ 1.000.000! Toni...

1. Agrees
2. Denies
3. Takes time to think about it!
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Agrees
He takes the money and buys hidden cameras for Vincenzo's house, and he manages to find him having sex with a man, after finding this he...
1.Masturbates and decides what to do later...
2.Shows the video to Salvatore...
3.shows the video to Vincenzo...
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Shows the video to Salvatore...

Salvaotre is enraged so he...

1. Orders Toni to go and castrate Vincenzo
2. Orders Toni to go and "punish" Vincenzo
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Orders Toni to go and "punish" Vincenzo

(Man, this is gonna be fun!)

Toni drives to Vincenzo's hideout. He finds Vincenzo outside and tells him to hold still.

TONI: Hey buddy, I've got something for you...

VINCENZO: What?

1) Toni tells Vincenzo to take off all his clothes. He then spreads honey all over Vincenzo's body. Then he spreads corn all over him, making sure he is completely coated. Toni leaves, and returns with a mad turkey.

2) Toni pours a bucket of bacon fat all over Vincenzo. He leaves and returns leading three hungry bears on a chain. The bears smell the bacon. This forces Vincenzo to jump into the sea. The bears jump after him.
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Toni pours a bucket of bacon fat all over Vincenzo. He leaves and returns leading three hungry bears on a chain. The bears smell the bacon. This forces Vincenzo to jump into the sea. The bears jump after him.

Vincenzo and the bears sink (since noone can swim in LCS). Happy End!

Well... at least Toni thought so... Because he still had to find Vincenzo's evidence and destroy it! So in his search for evidence he comes to...

1. Ma
2. Leon McAffrey
3. Donald Love
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Donald Love.

TONI: Hey, Don.
DONALD: Antonio! I suppose you're looking for the evidence, eh? *opens a briefcase full of evidence*
TONI: Give me that.
DONALD: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, boy. First, you must~

1) Beat my high score in "They Crawled From Uranus".
2) Bring me 10 hookers in 3 hours.
3) Ride around town on a motorcycle, wearing your chicken suit.
4) Prank-call Sal.
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Bring me 10 hookers in 3 hours.

Toni: But Don, why'd you need so much?
Donald: I not only need sex, Toni. I'm hungry... Very hungry, I haven't ate anything for 4 days! ...You know what I mean?
Toni:

1. OK. I'll bring them
2. Look Donald, my Ma's annoying as hell. Shall I bring her too?
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Look Donald, my Ma's annoying as hell. Shall I bring her too?
Donald: if she is juicy enough, why not?
Toni manages to get 9 hookers and his ma, donald eats and has sex. after this Toni gets the evidence, on his way home he sees ma.
ma: I got out, you f*cker. now show me what's in the briefcase. I hope you murdered someone like you dad, if not i'll kill you!
1.Toni kills ma and runs away to destroy the evidence...
2.Toni shows ma the evidence...
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Toni kills ma and runs away to destroy the evidence...

But he runs straight into Donald again.

Donald: Toni, your f*cking granny escaped! Where is she?
Toni: Err. I killed her.
Donland: Show me where is her body now!
Toni:...

1. OK, come on, I'll show you.
2. She's in an alleyway behind Tw@ Cafe, come check it out. I gotta go and destroy your evidence.
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OK, come on, I'll show you.
Toni walks donald into a dark street. Toni decides to...
1.Kill him there...
2.Rape him there...
3.Threaten to kill him if he doesn't leave Toni alone...
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