[AH64Hunter]

41.And if you chase a helicopter it will fly into a building (No joke)

[MC_320]

42. The Albanians seem to have been wiped out of Liberty City in 2009.

[lol232]

43. In 2009, nobody knows From Alderney City Anymore... Did Chuck Norris Destroy it?

[skyfam]

44.the chainsaw can cut peds into a couple of parts

[billy james]

45) Is that no one could talk

[HeliPilot]

46) Huang can carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol in his pants.

[lol232]

47. Huang lee Survived a Head shot... (New Chuck Norris?)

[jnzooger]

People really don't know how to use these kind of threads...

For instance, #46 should read "You can carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol at the same time in your pants." and #47 should be "People survive headshots in Liberty City."

Its not about what happened, but what you learned about yourself/the world from the game.

[HeliPilot]

QUOTE (jnzooger @ Tuesday, Aug 23 2011, 15:41)

People really don't know how to use these kind of threads... For instance, #46 should read "You can carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol at the same time in your pants." and #47 should be "People survive headshots in Liberty City." Its not about what happened, but what you learned about yourself/the world from the game.

No, I can't carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol at the same time in my pants.
But i did learn the Huang Lee can.

YOU can't do anything in a video game, you control the protagonist and HE/SHE does it in the game.
So, my reply to "250 things we learned from GTA: CTW" remains correct.

[jnzooger]

QUOTE (HeliPilot @ Friday, Aug 26 2011, 06:24)

QUOTE (jnzooger @ Tuesday, Aug 23 2011, 15:41) People really don't know how to use these kind of threads... For instance, #46 should read "You can carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol at the same time in your pants." and #47 should be "People survive headshots in Liberty City." Its not about what happened, but what you learned about yourself/the world from the game. No, I can't carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol at the same time in my pants. But i did learn the Huang Lee can. YOU can't do anything in a video game, you control the protagonist and HE/SHE does it in the game. So, my reply to "250 things we learned from GTA: CTW" remains correct.

The idea to one of these kind of topics is "Things true about the video game world that you learned because they don't apply to the real world." So if you lived in Liberty City, it would apply to you.

[lol232]

WTF, this topic is going nowhere, shut up, both of you!
Hell, jnzooger, it is not meant to mean what you really learned, it's meant to mean what you "Learned",
and if you do really mean Learned, I Learned that I can't survive a head shot, but Huang Lee Can!
BTW, Nope.avi, In GAT III and IV, nobody can survive a headshot! (Accept in IV with your friends and some people from missions)
Please, don't be a douche Jn,
Topic is meant to mean Joking about funny stuff in the game.
just shut up before it get's locked!

[jnzooger]

QUOTE (lol232 @ Sunday, Aug 28 2011, 13:55)

WTF, this topic is going nowhere, shut up, both of you! Hell, jnzooger, it is not meant to mean what you really learned, it's meant to mean what you "Learned", and if you do really mean Learned, I Learned that I can't survive a head shot, but Huang Lee Can! BTW, Nope.avi, In GAT III and IV, nobody can survive a headshot! (Accept in IV with your friends and some people from missions) Please, don't be a douche Jn, Topic is meant to mean Joking about funny stuff in the game. just shut up before it get's locked!

Exactly, what you "learned", in other words, the game physics that would apply to you if you were part of the game world.

Its as bad as when people say something is funny when they mean fun, or when someone says "thank you men" to something.

I know its meant to be a joke topic, but there is still a right way to do it, and just saying things about the game isn't right.

[zipiol]

QUOTE (AH64Hunter @ Tuesday, Jul 12 2011, 14:10)

41.And if you chase a helicopter it will fly into a building (No joke)

little offtop, but how do U chase them ?
they only apears above the bridges and crossing them - u cant chase them...

[MrDanceWithLance]

*You can find food and weapons scattered around dumpsters in the city.
*You can win a house just by winning a scratchie.
*Eating food from dumpsters refills your health.
*Your uncle is a murderer.

[Maxaxle]

52. Cars are always weakened when driven by police officers.
53. The police is not very good at driving.
54. Popping one tire on a spike strip = popping all the tires on a spike strip.
55. You can dodge fists, bullets, and explosions by rolling, not to mention your clothes are semi-fireproof and can be put out easily.
56. Getting shot in the head won't deter you too much, especially if they only used a 9mm. and hit you accidentally.
57. You can get out of any car by destroying the windshield, nevermind the perfectly valid Mythbusters method (that's another story).
58. You will always get hurt slightly by jumping out of a speeding car, but never killed if you were doing fine to start with.
59. You will always loose all of your forwards momentum when jumping out of a speeding car.
60. You have Heelsprings or Aperture Science Long Fall Boots on at all times.

[MrDanceWithLance]

61. Your car is automatically aligned to the road.

[ghost420]

QUOTE (jnzooger @ Sunday, Aug 28 2011, 14:31)

QUOTE (lol232 @ Sunday, Aug 28 2011, 13:55) WTF, this topic is going nowhere, shut up, both of you! Hell, jnzooger, it is not meant to mean what you really learned, it's meant to mean what you "Learned", and if you do really mean Learned, I Learned that I can't survive a head shot, but Huang Lee Can! BTW, Nope.avi, In GAT III and IV, nobody can survive a headshot! (Accept in IV with your friends and some people from missions) Please, don't be a douche Jn, Topic is meant to mean Joking about funny stuff in the game. just shut up before it get's locked! Exactly, what you "learned", in other words, the game physics that would apply to you if you were part of the game world. Its as bad as when people say something is funny when they mean fun, or when someone says "thank you men" to something. I know its meant to be a joke topic, but there is still a right way to do it, and just saying things about the game isn't right.

Buzzkilling the thread is airborne.

[Wu Kenny Lee]

62. Touching people with a chainsaw makes them explode in two pieces.

[Maxaxle]

QUOTE (Wu Kenny Lee @ Tuesday, May 1 2012, 09:37)

62. Touching people with a chainsaw makes them explode in two pieces.

GORE!

63. Windshields are unbreakable so long as the car it's a part of hasn't exploded.

[choppr]

64. Niko Bellic's burned house in Hove Beach is now a Skin Care & Nails store
You can check
65. Cars become bulletproof when sunken