[Mafioso1]

Have any of you guys had any strange dreams you'd like to share?
I have creepy dreams literally every night. here are a few of mine:

I had a dream where I was tied to a tree with a rope, and a guy in dark robes was feeding me mayonnaise, and the funny thing is I don't even like mayonnaise..
I also dreamed that my parents bought a wardrobe and put it in my bedroom, and a guy in just underwear came out and tried to kill me.

[Girish]

Are you absolutely sure it was mayonnaise?

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Are you sure these were dreams?

[Mafioso1]

QUOTE (girishb @ May 17 2011, 18:12)

Are you absolutely sure it was mayonnaise? --- Are you sure these were dreams?

I'm pretty sure it was a dream..

This post has been edited by Mafioso1 on Tuesday, Aug 28 2012, 10:40

[Kratos2000]

QUOTE (girishb @ May 17 2011, 18:12)

Are you absolutely sure it was mayonnaise?

Right comment, right place, right time.

[ska]

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

[Superpowermind]

I once had a dream of a sofa eating me, then I woke up in the middle of nowhere. There were stars in the skies and they formed a shape which looked like penis. After watching the skies a bit, I sank into the ground and found myself in a strange place where atoms of the sofa were talking to me. I don't remember what happened next.

[Mafioso1]

QUOTE (Superpowermind @ May 17 2011, 18:30)

I once had a dream of a sofa eating me, then I woke up in the middle of nowhere. There were stars in the skies and they formed a shape which looked like penis. After watching the skies a bit, I sank into the ground and found myself in a strange place where atoms of the sofa were talking to me. I don't remember what happened next.

Strange..

A few months ago I had a dream where I was skating on a frozen lake and I fell and i was drowning, and the more I tried to swim back up the deeper I went under, and I woke up choking.

[Robinski]

Weirdest dream related experience I've had was with a completely mundane dream actually. Went to sleep on Wednesday night, got up on the morning, went to school, had my lessons, went home, had some tea and then went to bed. Only I didn't, and it turned out that I'd dreamt up an entire, normal day. Getting it into my head that no, it really wasn't Friday was pretty difficult.

[NaidRaida]

I dreamed about flying around like a bird. It was a very realistic feeling. A nice dream. Birds sure have fun.

And I´ve dreamed about f*cking Jennifer Lopez in a fitting room in the swimming bath. Also very realistic. The only time I´ve ruined my bed so far.

But since a long time I cannot remember a dream but I sleep like a stone.

[Anton4291]

QUOTE (-ska @ May 17 2011, 18:27)

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

You must have been in Soviet Russia. I'm sorry but I just had to say that.

[Fnorg]

QUOTE (Superpowermind @ May 17 2011, 19:30)

I once had a dream of a sofa eating me, then I woke up in the middle of nowhere. There were stars in the skies and they formed a shape which looked like penis. After watching the skies a bit, I sank into the ground and found myself in a strange place where atoms of the sofa were talking to me. I don't remember what happened next.

I hope you're painfully aware of what your dreams imply, bro.

[drscot]

I had a dream where my then gf [now wife] was giving me head and George Bush came and started chainsawing the necks off all my guitars [my life] all ontop of a massive effigy of Noel Gallagher... while onlookers cheered...

[Mafioso1]

QUOTE (drscot @ May 17 2011, 20:09)

I had a dream where my then gf [now wife] was giving me head and George Bush came and started chainsawing the necks off all my guitars [my life] all ontop of a massive effigy of Noel Gallagher... while onlookers cheered...

That's... very unpleasant..
Last night I had a dream where my friends face was gone. Basically, his nose was gone, his eyes his mouth, everything. Freaky stuff..

[Toup]

QUOTE (-ska @ May 17 2011, 19:27)

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

It's because you're delicious and hot, who wouldn't eat you?

Anyway once i had a dream i was flying in a tricycle, best dream ever.

[WF the Hobgoblin]

I had a dream not long ago in which my mum and I were in the livingroom looking after my baby boy (doesn't exist) and for the first time in my life I was truly happy. Then a flashback in which it showed some girl turning up at my front door and dumping this kid on me and telling me I'm the father before f***ing off. Next it's some time later and I'm in the back garden with the child only the child has turned into three gerbil-cat hyrbrids but they basically just looked like small black cats.

I have a few issues with that dream. Firstly I can't imagine why I'd be happy, I don't even like kids. Secondly, if some random broad turned up with a kid and told me it was mine, I'd tell her tae get tae f***.

One I had this morning, I was at a go karting centre and Frank Whaley was at the desk and he refused to serve me because he claimed that I had previously appled for a job there and had been offered it, only to then ignore them. Now he was pissed at me for wasting their time. He was mistaken, i did no such thing.

This post has been edited by WF the Hobgoblin on Tuesday, May 17 2011, 21:04

[Vercetti27]

I'm sure Typhus has an interesting story to share about dreams....

[*MURDOC*]

I had this one dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow...








Then when I woke up, I was drenched in blood, and there was a dead body on my floor.

[Vercetti27]

QUOTE

One I had this morning, I was at a go karting centre and Frank Whaley was at the desk and he refused to serve me because he claimed that I had previously appled for a job there and had been offered it, only to then ignore them. Now he was pissed at me for wasting their time. He was mistaken, i did no such thing.

this is comedy gold. just imagining you waking up thinking "wait- I never did that"! plus who is Frank Whaley?

[Drift-Kingz]

I had a dream that this topic was made. It such a nightmare...














Just kidding. I had a dream of this man floating around me. It was just the face. I was f*cking cringing.

And no, I'm not lying. True dream.

[AlexGTAGamer]

A few nights ago I dreamt I was standing on the balcony of Buckingham Palace with the Royal Family looking over a crowd of hay, yes hay.

More wierd dreams to come...