[makeshyft]

[ska]

QUOTE (OnePiece @ Apr 21 2011, 04:27)

I know there is a horribly sexy Holden Commodore sitting in this picture, but I'm easily more stricken by where it's parked.

Noodle Paradise, anyone?

[makeshyft]

Would have preferred Original Flame Grilled CHICKEN, tbh.

[ska]

Well, apparently the noodles at Noodle Paradise are so delicious that it's considered a paradise. This is once-in-a-lifetime stuff we're dealing with.

[TheBlackProject]

Kangaroos, people with awesome accents, and the Sydney Opera House.

Now don't jump at me because you wanted me to be honest. Just kidding, those do not fall in as the first things I think about Australians. What really comes to mind is their stone-aged sh*tty internet, a big open desert, and guys with spiky hair.

[Supreme.]

[OnePiece]

QUOTE (-ska @ Apr 21 2011, 20:37)

I know there is a horribly sexy Holden Commodore sitting in this picture, but I'm easily more stricken by where it's parked. Noodle Paradise, anyone?

check out Australia on google maps, you wouldnt believe some of the sh*t house names the Abos left us. Revenge maybe? (Admittedly the last one isnt aboriginal but I couldnt resist)

[sivispacem]

Has anyone mentioned all the Australian youths coming over to the UK, filling out bars with endless cheer and defiling our women?

[makeshyft]

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Apr 21 2011, 21:09)

Has anyone mentioned all the Australian youths coming over to the UK, filling out bars with endless cheer and defiling our women?

Let's be honest: your women are hardly virtuous. The sh*t they get up to over here, HOO-BOY.

[Moonshield]

Idk, but I love eating at our local Australian foodery with a Fosters chillier than the North Sea! You guys make those Bloomin' Onions to perfection!

@ Supreme: Where'd you find that picture of Sauron?

[TheCacti]

@Supreme, you know when you laugh so hard the milk comes out your nose? Thank you for that.

Timeless:

QUOTE

Anchorwoman: I suggest you take a long, hard look at yourself. Australian Party Boy: I have, everybody has. They love it.

[Vercetti27]

I hope not all australians are like this.....

[cidamelo]

Every country has its stereotypes! It's normal! Some people think that in Brazil there are monkeys walking around the streets (ok, I've seen some little monkeys around there, but it wasn't that much ) Oh and I love the australian accent!!

[WF the Hobgoblin]

Australians are alright, for a bunch of convicts. Plus they gave us the Mad Max trilogy so that's from me.

Haven't been but the dry heat and dangerous creatures doesn't sound too appealing to me.

This post has been edited by WF the Hobgoblin on Thursday, Apr 21 2011, 11:48

[Sanjeem]

All I picture is " We come from a Land down under, where women glow and men plunder..."

[finn4life]

QUOTE (makeshyft @ Apr 21 2011, 14:56)

QUOTE (ChossenOne @ Apr 21 2011, 13:29) The Kangaroo thing has happened to me too. He also thought I went hunting with a Didgeridoo. I think he meant Boomerang. I'm not sure what these Americans are being taught about us in school, but I'm worried Australian kids are being taught sh*te all about their own history. Why do you expect Americans to be taught anything about Australia?

WE learn about every country except our own, except for the racial discrimination against Aboriginals.

BTW we don't sound like Americans trying to put on an Australian accent.
FOr pommys who watch neighbors we ain't like that either.
(i chuckled at cockburn hahaha!)

I am loving the sayings going around atm.

"Calm the farm"
"cool your pool mate"
"Chill your grill"
"DOn't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining"
"you look like a kicked in bloody biscuit tin"

This post has been edited by finn4life on Thursday, Apr 21 2011, 11:58

[makeshyft]

QUOTE (finn4life @ Apr 21 2011, 21:52)

QUOTE (makeshyft @ Apr 21 2011, 14:56) QUOTE (ChossenOne @ Apr 21 2011, 13:29) The Kangaroo thing has happened to me too. He also thought I went hunting with a Didgeridoo. I think he meant Boomerang. I'm not sure what these Americans are being taught about us in school, but I'm worried Australian kids are being taught sh*te all about their own history. Why do you expect Americans to be taught anything about Australia? WE learn about every country except our own, except for the racial discrimination against Aboriginals.

What? I don't remember learning sh*t all about the American Civil War in school. You must have gone to some fancy, country-learnin' school.

[Voodoo]

Pass the vegemite, moite.

[Jay]

QUOTE (WF the Hobgoblin @ Apr 21 2011, 21:15)

Haven't been but the dry heat and dangerous creatures doesn't sound too appealing to me.

Dry heat is the f*cken bomb, son.

Spend a day or two in Kuala Lumpur or Singapore on a stopover on the way here and you'll be caning for some air so dry it'll make your lungs shrivel up.

[makeshyft]

QUOTE (Voodoo. @ Apr 21 2011, 22:02)

Pass the vegemite, moite.

YOU'VE GOT A HEAD LIKE A DROPPED PIE MOITE