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Tommy Vercetti: Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your money back, and the drugs, and I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.

Umberto Robina: Hey if Leo knows you've got his phone he'll kill you.
Tommy Vercetti: Maybe Leo's already dead. Maybe I killed Leo and took his phone. You ever think of that, prick?

[Stealing a pedestrian's Car]
Tommy Vercetti: You've got insurance, so don't be a prick.

Lance Vance: [after returning to Diaz with coke] Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A, lunitic.
Tommy Vercetti: Well, thank you.
Lance Vance: See you around, Tommy.
Tommy Vercetti: Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.

Lance Vance: [after returning to Diaz with coke] Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A, lunitic.
Tommy Vercetti: Well, thank you.
Lance Vance: See you around, Tommy.
Tommy Vercetti: Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.

Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, but in YOUR case, I'll make an exception!

[Tommy Vercetti and Lance Vance impersonating cops]
Tommy Vercetti: Remember, smile at the other cops.
Lance Vance: Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
Tommy Vercetti: Real smooth, Lance.

Ken Rosenberg: Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed.
Tommy Vercetti: We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken

Ken Rosenberg: Hey Tommy, I got you that chalkboard you wanted.
Tommy Vercetti: Ah, the benefits of a law school education: the ability to follow instructions.


[planning a bank robbery]
Tommy Vercetti: So we'll have Cam on safe, me and Phil will handle security and Hilary will be our driver.
Ken Rosenberg: What about me? The person who brought you here, the person who has helped you to no end in this town?
Tommy Vercetti: Oh, yeah, Ken. Ken here; he washes the money for us... and he keeps the drinks on ice!
Phil Cassidy: Haha, YEAH!
Hilary King: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here...
Tommy Vercetti: Look, it'll be easy, haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, wave the guns around... and leave very rich men.


Tommy Vercetti: I'm looking for a shooter for a job I'm pulling. From the setup here, I'm not too impressed.
Phil Cassidy: Son, I could shoot a fly off your head at a hundred feet.
Tommy Vercetti: Really?
Phil Cassidy: Yeah, I learnt it in the army.
Tommy Vercetti: Fly shooting popular in the army? Glad I don't pay tax.

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"I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you" was pretty badass.

"Dumb. Florida. Moron" was funny, too.