[.Lycosa]

Ricardo Diaz: It eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do?
Tommy Vercetti: It's probably not plugged in.

Every time

[cyberwolf00233]

QUOTE

Who are these pricks anyway ? Lawyer pricks,rug-wearing pricks,im surrounded by pricks.

[Jool]

QUOTE (AH64Hunter @ Wednesday, Nov 24 2010, 01:04)

"This is the last dance for lance vance!"

This.

[Senex Iunior]

QUOTE (cladeakacool @ Saturday, Nov 27 2010, 06:18)

on last mission " keep your friends close " , tommy said to lance " this is the last CHANCE for LANCE VANCE to DANCE " . also when we are to kill sonny, tommy said - you took 15 years of mine sonny , its time for you to give the pay back .

lolwut

My favorite: "You took fifteen years from me, Sonny, and now I'm gonna make you pay!"

[wildstyle91]

"Now I've got to dress like a chump aswell as hang out with him, I like this shirt."

[Kalev4ever]

Kent Paul: "Tommy, Paulo here, que pasa amigo?"
Tommy: "What do you want, Paul? I don´t want any fake label clothes."

I don´t know why, but I always laughed at it

The ending of that phone call was also hilarious:
Kent Paul: "Seriously, don´t forget about me, after all I done for you."
Tommy: "That´s what I´m trying to forget about."

[guib]

"I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you!"

The way Tommy said this is soooooooooo awesome!

[m8son]

"Looks like your protection needs more protection."

[TrialzGTAS]

"No, I just wanted to piss you off before i killed you."

But overall in the game, it has to be what the cops say "Don't make me run, I get all sweaty!" My dad and I always had a crack with that!

[cody141]

Lance in the mission Rub out:

'Hey,Tommy,can my room have the view of the bay?'

I always laugh when he says that

[MrDanceWithLance]

Here's mine:

"No, I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."
"You're going down you backstabbing prick!"
"This is the last Dance for Lance Vance!"
"You took 15 years from me Sonny! And now I'm gonna make you pay!"
"This could be the start of a beautiful new relationship."

[leper73]

To Steve Scott: I told you, NO GIANT SHARK!!! Just keep the camera pointed at the poontang!

[mathewfamousstar]

QUOTE (georgewlee @ Tuesday, Nov 23 2010, 13:36)

Which sentence tommy said you think is the most freaking nice?

"lance vance dance"

[Officer Tenpenny is a bad man]

Random money printing dude: "Rip him a new asshole"
Tommy: "I'll rip him two!"

[A2 MFK]

"You took fifteen years from me Sonny, and now I'm gonna make you PAY!"

[Haashir911]

"No, I Wanted To Piss You Off Before I Kill You"

[JRC99]

I have two

!: "No,I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you"
ans "YOU INBRED IDIOT!"

[0909090]

"This is the last dance for Lance Vance" for sure .

[ZoomZoom]

Diaz, I have come to take over your business

Really proves that Tommy is really bad-ass.....

[JACK JONES]

I like his aggressive behavior on the street:
"Hey, run away and shut your mouth."
or:
"Forgive me, I'm having a psychotic episode"