[Mati]

3.
They want to land on the middle of Star Junction but:
1. They have no money so they go back for the wallet.
2. Yusuf Amir has parked there already.
3. The cops are still chasing them.

[Mr.c TO the J]

1.

Niko looks at his wallet, it's empty as he put’s it back into his pocket he says "Dwayne, change of plans we're going back to you wallet."

They do so.

Once the get to the site of the wallet...

1. They realize it's gone

2. It's not Dwayne's wallet after but is Packie’s

3.That it's not Dwayne wallet but is (Insert Random Character of you choosing.)

[Mati]

3.
Niko: ´What the... its Luis´ wallet!´
Dwayne: ´F**k son. I have to pop him. He stole my drug stash togetha with his boys. Wanna help me?´
Niko:
1. ´Sure. I always help friends.´
2. ´Nah, he will just respawn. We take the drugs back.
3. ´But I¨m hungry!´

[AceRay]

3.
suddenly, Ratman appears and offers them cluckin bell. they eat it and get AIDS. it can only be cured by teh wallet. suddenly, Dwayne realizes it was in his
1.pants
2.house
3.third world country he bought on ebay
4.car

[AlexGTAGamer]

1.

Dwayne: "Hey Niko look what I found."
Niko: "WTF Dwayne it was in your pants back pocket all this time?!"
Dwayne: "Yeah I guess it was so everything that has happened today was all for nothing."
Niko: ...
Dwayne: "But we had fun didn't we?"
Niko: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
What does Niko do now:
1. Niko starts hitting his head on the table.
2. Niko pulls out a gun and shoots Dwayne in the face (he later respawns at the hospital).
3. Niko laughs.
4. He runs away.

[Mati]

1.
Dwayne: Stop facedesking all the time!
Niko: *facedesk*
Niko eats the cure instead giving it to some lab and...
1. Shoots Dwayne.
2. Goes to Luis to give his wallet back.
3. Goes with Dwayne to kill Luis.

[The Lolwut Pear]

AceRay, I'm sorry but you're turning this sh*tty again.
Ratman!?
WTF!?

1.

"Holy sh*t! This medicine has side effects!"
For some unknown medical reason, Niko takes out a Pistol and shoots Dwayne.

A thumbs down icon appears on top of Niko's radar.

Niko:
1. Gets a call from Dwayne saying he can't have backup anymore.
2. Gets out because the shot warned the cops.
3. Gets a call from Roman to guess what...

[Mati]

3.
´Cousin! Wanna go ...
...
bowling?
...´

Niko: ´No.´
It starts raining and we hear hard lightings. A storm starts.
Roman: ´What?´
Niko: ´No.´
Roman: ´Lemme ask you again. Do-You-Want-To-Go-Bowling-With-Me?´
Niko:´...No.´
Roman: ´What?´

Niko:
1. Are you stupid? No.
2. Sure cousin. How could I refuse?
3. What?

[AceRay]

Lolwut pear: thank you, your so kind.
seriously, I'm just playing the game. Ratman is in the game, he's a least a myth. so he counts.
anyway
3.
Niko agrees, and they go bowling. When Niko picks up Roman, he is shocked and horriefied to find that Roman is getting beat up by...
1.Albanians
2.Russians
3.His mother
4.a donkey
5.Darko and Bernie

[Mati]

I was first
So go on with my post.

[AlexGTAGamer]

3. (from mati's post).
Niko: "What?"
Roman: "What?"
Niko: "I said what."
Roman: "Why?"
Niko: "I kept on saying "no" but you didn't hear me."
Roman: "Oh. So do you want to go bowling?"
Niko: "I can't go bowling because...there is a storm, yeah that's it, it is to dangerous."
Roman: "Okay Niko, maybe another time. See you soon."
Niko: "Whew, I'm glad that's over."
What happens next:
1. Niko gets a phone call from Roman to go play darts.
2. Dwayne calls to ask if he can be picked up from the hospital.
3. Packie calls to go drinking.
4. Little Jacob calls to go play pool.
5. Brucie calls to ask if he wants to go to a club.

[AceRay]

fine:
1.
Niko turns off his phone and throws it in the sea. Suddenly, he is a attacked by...
1. a bunch of Albainains
2.A bunch of Russians
3.his mother
4. A donkey
5.Darko and Bernie

[The Lolwut Pear]

Sorry, but I could start a myth saying that Niko can grow hair and go in tunnels and shoot fire from his mouth.
RATMAN IS NOT IN THE GAME.

Anyway,
2.

"Oh f*ck!" yells Niko as he runs for cover.
The Russians begin shooting at him with Assault Rifles, and Niko screams out: "Why? What the f*ck did I do!?"
The Russians say:

1. "You killed Rascalov!"
2. "You refused to go bowling and play darts!"
3. "We hate you!"

[Mati]

2.
´So? A storm is out there!´
´Thats not nice. Now you deserve to die Niko.´

They:
1. Shoot him with the assault rifles
2. Shoot him with darts.
3. Kidnap him to the Irish pub.

[The Lolwut Pear]

1.

Niko runs for cover as they keep on shotting. He runs behind a wall and blind fires with his SMG.
To his dismay, he hit none of them.

He takes out an RPG and says: "f*ck this!" He runs out of cover and shoots the Russians right in the middle of them, where they all go flying away.
Niko inserts a new RPG shell and says "f*ck yea..."

Niko:
1. Goes to kill more Russians.
2. Goes to his safehouse.
3. Gets wet from the storm.
4. Goes see some titties.

[Mati]

Lolwut, actually Niko had no rocket launcher. Read the rules
1.
He continues shooting with the rocket launcher that came out of nowhere.
After killing them all he says ´f*ck yaay´.
A suited man with body armor comes in. He has a scarf on his face.
Niko: ´Who are you´?
?:
1. I am your father!
2. I am Roman!
3. I am Dimitri´s ex boyfriend and I took over!
4. I am the boss of Memory Lanes!
5. I am a man with a scarf on my face!

[AceRay]

lulwot: maybe not as a rat, but maybe there is a hobo called Ratman?
anyways
5.
Niko: yeah I can see that.
Scarf dude: Well, I came to tell you that all your friends and family aka every named character in GTA4 are being held hostage at the top of Rotterdam tower
Niko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scarf dude then dies suddenly adn violently. Niko sees an annihalator parked nearby so he jacks it and flies to the top of Rotterdam tower. When he gets there he sees all teh characters of GTA4 being held hostage by a bunch of guys in balaclavs. Niko...
1. Commits suicide
2. Jumps onto the tower, but misses his footing and falls off
3. Lands on the tower. as he gets off teh annihalator falls off but he escapes.
4.Shoots the guns on the annihalator
5.does nothing

[Mr.c TO the J]

QUOTE (AceRay @ Nov 15 2010, 16:58)

lulwot: maybe not as a rat, but maybe there is a hobo called Ratman?

Yeah in this story Ratman was just a hobo, anyhow it dosen't matter. (He was in this story for while)

1.

Niko jumps from the heli copter to his death.

*6 Hours Later*

Niko wakes up in front of the hospital, realizing that his plan to kill himself failed (and is impossible) he...

1.Yells FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, f*ck THIS INSANE L.C MEDICAL CARE.

2.Shugs it off and goes to save the people on the tower.

3.Goes to tw@ internet cafe to type "Why do I always die, and wake up six hours later..." into a search engine.

[AceRay]

2.
N:Eh, I'll argue about it later
He steals a Higins Helitours heli and flies to the top of RT. At the top he notices that Michelle, Vallorie and Anthony Corado are about to fall to their deaths! the balaclava dudes hold them out over the edge. Niko
1.commits suicide
2.Shoots the dudes
3.SHoots Anthony, Michelle and Valloire
4.Runs away.
5.Goes bowling

[Mr.c TO the J]

5.

Niko hears his phone ring, he looks at it, it's Roman. "Hey cousin want..." Niko cuts him off mid statement, "Yes, I'll go bowling with you."

After a round of bowling, Roman asks for a ride home as he gloats about his victory, after leaveing the bowling ally, they see...

1. Brucie
2. The hobo with the diamonds
3. U.L paper guy
4. Packie's Mom
5. Littel Jacob, and Badman