IMG

 
IMG
IMG   IMG
  Welcome to GTAForums! Be sure to check out the Grand Theft Auto V Forum.

You are not registered! (If you are, click here to login) Registering is fast, free and easy and allows you to instantly reply to any topic on GTAForums.
Why wait? Click here to register your own unique username and become part of the ever-growing community!


( Log In | Register | Revalidate Validation E-mail )
Quick Log-In:
  IMG
       
>

Pages: (114) 1 [2] 3 4 ... Last »  ( Go to first unread post ) Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

 My Chain Story

 My Own GTA IV Chain Story
 
AceRay  
Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 08:54
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



3.
Niko: Hey, can you not throw rocks with people's email addresses in them, its not nice
Street Thugs: Sorry. won't happen again.
Bernie: Thank god thats over.
Niko decides to leave and search some more for the wallet. He has a hunch that Packie might know where it is. He goes to the Mcreary house and meets Packie there.
Niko: Hey Pack
Packie: Hey NB, ALPHA DOG, I've just been taking some juice, its amazing
Niko: Hey, have you been talking to Brucie?
Brucie: Oh, sorry, did my Packie mask scare you?
Niko: Kinda. what are you doing here?
Brucie: Steeling some bread bro!
Niko: Where is Packie?
Brucie: He's...

1. Banging Kate upstairs! incest ftw!!
2. Banging Carmen in Bohan! Fun times!
3. Having a threesome with that UL guy and Michelle! crazy as, man!
4. Banging that paranoid chick you date that has slipped AceRay's mind at the moment!
5. Banging Alex in Broker! woo hoo!
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 09:41
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



AceRay, I thought that pervert sh*t was over. If you don´t want to keep it serious then go to the previous CS.
5.
Niko: ´What? I just went with her last night!´
Brucie: ´Woo-Hoo! Niko fell in love? I thought Alex was just a date.´
Niko:
1. Goes to Alex and Packie.
2. Decides to search Dwayne´s wallet somewhere else.
3. Calls Roman to go... bowling.
4. Says that he was in love with Alex the whole time.
5. Finds a shotgun in Mcrery house and goes to Packie.
PM
  Top
 

 
AceRay  
Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 19:44
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



Actually, having casual sex is something Packie would do. stop overracting.
1.
N: I've got to get them.
Niko runs outside and gets in a
1.Turimo
2.Futo
3.Banshee
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 19:50
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



Okay, I over reacted. But leaving only sexual options was kinda dumb.
1. Turismo.
Niko drives trough the whole city, searching for Alex and Packie till he forgets why he actually wants to meet them. Niko is in Star Junction near the Cluckin bell. He gets inside and...
1. Goes to the toilet.
2. Goes to the toilet, but hears Alex screaming, probably cause she's in there with Packie.
3. Buys a... Cluck Norris burger.
4. Sees Alex and Packie on a date.
5. Finds a wallet.
PM
  Top
 

 
AlexGTAGamer  
Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 19:59
Quote Post


The Phoenix rises from the ashes.
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Sep 15, 2010

en.gif

XXXXX



5.
Niko: "Hey what's this? A wallet? Nice!"
Niko opens the wallet and guess who the wallet belongs to?
Dwayne!
Niko: "Ah this makes sence now, Dwayne said he loves Cluckin' Bell and he comes here often."
What does Niko do now:
1. Takes $1 and buys a chicken burger.
2. Takes $5 and buys a Cluck Norris action figure.
3. Returns the wallet to Dwayne's house.
4. Goes to the toilet first.
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
The Lolwut Pear  
Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 22:16
Quote Post


Gangsta
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Mar 5, 2010

ci.gif

Member Award




4.

Niko feels a bowel movement and goes to the bathroom.
Due to his race to unzip his pants, he drops the wallet in the toilet and while attempting to pick it up, flushes it.
"Oh man! This is f*cking bullsh*t!" he says.
He runs outside and:

1. Opens a manhole and jumps in the sewer to catch it.
2. Calls Dwayne
3. Gets run over by a cab.
4. Gets a call from Bernie.
PM
  Top
 

 
AceRay  
Posted: Friday, Nov 12 2010, 04:47
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



That was hilarious, really good Alex. Still think it would be better if Packie banged Kate tounge.gif, anyway...
1.
Niko runs outside and uncovers the nearest man hole. He jumps in, climbs down the ladder, and runs into the sewers. He looks and listenes to the pipes to check if there is a wallet there, when suddenly he heards a weird breathing. Niko turns around quickly, and there is a hobo looking right at him. Niko moves closer, and then the hobo looks like a Rat. weird.
N: uh, hello?
Ratman holds out the wallet, covered in poo. Niko takes the wallet out of the ratman's hand, looks inside. He flicks through it, and it turns out to be Dwayne's. Niko yells with delight "YAAAAAY, thank you Ratman!" Niko runs out to kiss Ratman, but is shocked to find out that...
1.Ratman gave him aids.
2.Ratman is actually Brucie wearing a mask.
3.Ratman has a bigger d!ck than him, and its touching him...
4.Ratman ran away back to the subway
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Friday, Nov 12 2010, 07:45
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



4.
Niko: ´Waaaait NO! Agh, screw him.´
Niko climbs on the next ladder. It leads to...
1. Back to Star Junction
2. To a secret.
3. To Maisonette 9 secret room.
4. To Alex´ bathroom.
5. To the Lost clubhouse.
PM
  Top
 

 
AceRay  
Posted: Friday, Nov 12 2010, 08:41
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



1.
N: yay! better call Dwayne...
Niko picks up his phone and dials Dwayne's number.
D: Thats great news Niko.
N: Ok then
D: Meet me at AutoErotica in Alderney, I'll pick it up there
Niko jacks a Sultan and drives rapidly towards Alderney, when suddenly his phone rings. He picks it up and its Dwayne
D: Niko, I can't make it. See you there tomorrow. then we can go get all of your other friends and have a massive friends gathering!
N: sounds like fun Forge. OK see you tomorrow morning.
Niko realizes it is now night time. Niko goes to his Alderney safehouse. He sits on his couch when suddenly his phone rings.
N: hello
Phone: *breathes heavily*
Niko puts the phone down quickly. he is freaked out. Niko decides to go to sleep. He gets on his PJs and is about to go to sleep when suddenly the power gets cut cut out. Niko frantically runs to the back up generator. The power gets turned on again, albeit dimmer. Niko is scared
"Wait, where have I seen this before?" Niko thinks to himself.
"Oh no! I think I've somehow been transported into a slasher film!!!" Niko says. Crap!
Niko calms down and starts to think of the three rules of slasher films. "now what are they?" Niko thinks to himself... (massive reference to Scream BTW)
Suddenly, some one knocks on the door. Niko has watched enough slasher films to know that opening the door means death. So he hides behind the kitchen and grabs a large knife. The door breaks down, and a man walks in with a knife. Niko pears up and he sees that its...

1.Ghost face
2.Jason Voorhees
3.Freddy Krueger
4.Some other random slasher film antagonist (Leatherface, Michael Myers, Jigsaw, Hannibal Lector etc)
5.Our friend from the sewer, Ratman!!!
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Friday, Nov 12 2010, 09:02
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



4.
Its... The saw puppet!
Niko punches him in the face and the puppet breaks in parts.
Next day, Niko drives to autoeroticar and...
1. Dwayne is back already.
2. There is nobody.
3. All cars are stolen.
4. A shootout between the Korean mob and Mcrery mob starts.
PM
  Top
 

 
AceRay  
Posted: Friday, Nov 12 2010, 09:16
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



that was an abrupt ending to possible awesomeness.
2.
Niko: Dwayne? Dwayne? I got your wallet
Dwayne isn't there, but Niko notices a strange sound. He turns around. No one there. He spins around again, and then its Ratman, looking at him evilly, wearing a red hoodie, blue jeans and a rat-shaped balaclava. Niko screams like a little girl as Ratman runs towards him with a large steel knife. Niko runs away and hides behind a car as Ratman retreats. He runs back round teh corner and Ratman isn't there. He sighs with relief, and turns around and its...
1. Dwayne, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans
2. Brucie, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans
3. Alex and Packie, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans
4. Gerry, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans
5. Ratman
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Friday, Nov 12 2010, 09:45
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



@ClaudespeedIV: Better paste this in the first post:
THE CHAIN STORY IV Version
An interactive online GTA related game!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HOW TO PLAY
Someone will write part of a story. EG-Niko then stole a car and travled to...
Then the writer must add up to five options for the next writer.
Any person can take over from that point
RULES
No more than 5 options for a story part
You are not allowed to kill off main characters EG-LJ, Niko, Packie etc. NOTE you can kill Niko, he just respawns at the hospital
No cheats. EG-Then Niko got infinite health and armour
Who ever posts first between 2 more people the first story will continue as normal, the 2nd or 3rd story replying to a same story part must edit their post and must say 'never mind this' to not cause confusion
No supernatural sh*t that isn't in the game
Please do not edit your story if it IS used already by another writer
You can say Niko finds weapons but only in correct and real spawn points in the game
The same writer can NOT reply to their own story

Please pay the most attention to the Underlined and Bold Rules.


ON TOPIC:
4.
Niko: ´What the hell Brucie? You were ratman the whole time?
Brucie: ´What? NO! Brucie is no rat.´
Niko: ´And what about the knife? Why are you here anyways?
Brucie: ´Well, my brother Mori told me to kill you.
Niko: ´What? Why?´
Brucie: ´Cause I showed him that red-army throw you showed me.´
Niko: ´I think I´m gonna teach him a lesson too.´

Niko:
1. Goes to Mori with Brucie.
2. Punches Brucie for almost killing him.
3. Calls Dwayne.
PM
  Top
 

 
AceRay  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2010, 00:42
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



2.
BAM! Niko punches him for being a traitor, cos he doesn't even know who Mori is. Brucie is knocked unconscious. Some of Brucie's 'juice' falls out of Brucie's jacket. Niko decides to take some. He picks it up and starts injecting himself. Niko feels a massive burst of energy, so he takes some more. he runs all the way to Dwyne's house. Suddenly, he realizes that taking those steroids wasn't a good idea because...
1.His d!ck is half as big
2.People are calling him the hulk
3.he feels faint.
4. He dropped the wallet over a bridge.
5. ANOTHER Ratman stole it while he was running and he didn't notice.
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2010, 08:35
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



1.
´Man, that was a bad idea. Now I know how Brucie feels like.´
Niko enters Dwayne´s safehouse and...
1. Nobody is there.
2. Dwayne is there.
3. Alex and Packie are there.
4. Dwayne and his boys play some cards.
PM
  Top
 

 
The Lolwut Pear  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2010, 20:24
Quote Post


Gangsta
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Mar 5, 2010

ci.gif

Member Award




2.

"Hey, Dwayne..." says Niko "Here's your wa-"

1. Niko doesn't have the wallet.
2. Niko has the wallet.
3. Niko's phone rings.
4. An explosion is heard.
PM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2010, 20:30
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



4.
´What the f**k?´
They go outside and:
1. Dwayne´s wallet exploded.
2. Luis is on a shootout with cops.
3. A helicopter crashed because Johnny was shooting at it.
4. Gay Tony stands there.
PM
  Top
 

 
The Lolwut Pear  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2010, 20:55
Quote Post


Gangsta
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Mar 5, 2010

ci.gif

Member Award




2.

Luis shoots at a Police Merit up to the point of it exploding in a debris of metal, plastic and glass. The 2 policemen inside it are blown away, and Niko comes running outside of Dwayne's apartment with Dwayne running along behind him.

Niko points at Luis, saying "That's the guy that shot up the diamond deal!"
Dwayne says that he lives around here, in which Niko responds "Where?"

1."Just off the street from Playboy's place...."
2. A police car is blown away right toward them.
3. A helicopter falls nearby.
PM
  Top
 

 
AceRay  
Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2010, 06:20
Quote Post


Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Oct 5, 2010

nz.gif

XXXXX



3.
The heli falls in front of them but thankfully it doesn't get damaged. Niko and Dwayne jack the police heli and fly away. An Annihilator follows them. Dwayne fires a few shots out the side, killing the pilot. The gunned heli falls to the ground.
Niko says "phew, that was close. Who was that Domincan guy again? I don't care. Anyway, here is your wall... WTF WHERE DID IT GO?" Niko screams as he realizes he no longer has the wallet. He tries to remember where it could be when suddenly he remembers he...
1.dropped it out the helicopter
2.threw it off the bridge when he was high
3.gave it to Luis when the cops were there.
4.was pick pocketed off from Ratman
5.gambled it when he was playing Video game poker with Ezio Auditore, John Marston, Agent 47 and Super Mario
Users WebsitePM
  Top
 

 
Mati  
Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2010, 08:47
Quote Post


f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
Group Icon
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Aug 3, 2010

XXXXX



5.
Dwayne: ´Thats f**ked up, son´
Niko: F**K! AHHINILATOR BEHIND US!
Niko:
1. Jumps out of the helicopter (without the parachute)
2. Sees the wallet on the street (yep, he has sharp eyes)
3. Shoots the helicopter behind them.
PM
  Top
 

 
Mr.c TO the J  
Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2010, 09:03
Quote Post


High class Troll.
Group Icon
Group: Members
Joined: Apr 30, 2009

us.gif

XXXXX



2.

"Dwayne, sh*t man it's your wallet" said Niko loudly pointing down at the road below.
"How the f*ck do you see it!" Exclaimed Dwayne, as he took a smoke of a cigarette he's now randomly smoking.
To this Niko replies "War dose sh*t to you."

They then:
1.Get a phone call from Roman Asking if they want to go bowling.

2.Land and get the wallet
or
3.Ignor the wallet and go get a bite to eat.
PMMSN
  Top
 

 

0 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)

0 Members:

Pages: (114) 1 [2] 3 4 ... Last »

Topic Options Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll
Search topic for posted by (exact match)



 
IMG IMG