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Grand Theft Auto IV
My Chain Story My Own GTA IV Chain Story
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Posted: Thursday, Nov 11 2010, 08:54
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Dissapointment implies that you were somewhat respected before

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3. Niko: Hey, can you not throw rocks with people's email addresses in them, its not nice Street Thugs: Sorry. won't happen again. Bernie: Thank god thats over. Niko decides to leave and search some more for the wallet. He has a hunch that Packie might know where it is. He goes to the Mcreary house and meets Packie there. Niko: Hey Pack Packie: Hey NB, ALPHA DOG, I've just been taking some juice, its amazing Niko: Hey, have you been talking to Brucie? Brucie: Oh, sorry, did my Packie mask scare you? Niko: Kinda. what are you doing here? Brucie: Steeling some bread bro! Niko: Where is Packie? Brucie: He's...
1. Banging Kate upstairs! incest ftw!! 2. Banging Carmen in Bohan! Fun times! 3. Having a threesome with that UL guy and Michelle! crazy as, man! 4. Banging that paranoid chick you date that has slipped AceRay's mind at the moment! 5. Banging Alex in Broker! woo hoo!
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That was hilarious, really good Alex. Still think it would be better if Packie banged Kate  , anyway... 1. Niko runs outside and uncovers the nearest man hole. He jumps in, climbs down the ladder, and runs into the sewers. He looks and listenes to the pipes to check if there is a wallet there, when suddenly he heards a weird breathing. Niko turns around quickly, and there is a hobo looking right at him. Niko moves closer, and then the hobo looks like a Rat. weird. N: uh, hello? Ratman holds out the wallet, covered in poo. Niko takes the wallet out of the ratman's hand, looks inside. He flicks through it, and it turns out to be Dwayne's. Niko yells with delight "YAAAAAY, thank you Ratman!" Niko runs out to kiss Ratman, but is shocked to find out that... 1.Ratman gave him aids. 2.Ratman is actually Brucie wearing a mask. 3.Ratman has a bigger d!ck than him, and its touching him... 4.Ratman ran away back to the subway
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1. N: yay! better call Dwayne... Niko picks up his phone and dials Dwayne's number. D: Thats great news Niko. N: Ok then D: Meet me at AutoErotica in Alderney, I'll pick it up there Niko jacks a Sultan and drives rapidly towards Alderney, when suddenly his phone rings. He picks it up and its Dwayne D: Niko, I can't make it. See you there tomorrow. then we can go get all of your other friends and have a massive friends gathering! N: sounds like fun Forge. OK see you tomorrow morning. Niko realizes it is now night time. Niko goes to his Alderney safehouse. He sits on his couch when suddenly his phone rings. N: hello Phone: *breathes heavily* Niko puts the phone down quickly. he is freaked out. Niko decides to go to sleep. He gets on his PJs and is about to go to sleep when suddenly the power gets cut cut out. Niko frantically runs to the back up generator. The power gets turned on again, albeit dimmer. Niko is scared "Wait, where have I seen this before?" Niko thinks to himself. "Oh no! I think I've somehow been transported into a slasher film!!!" Niko says. Crap! Niko calms down and starts to think of the three rules of slasher films. "now what are they?" Niko thinks to himself... (massive reference to Scream BTW) Suddenly, some one knocks on the door. Niko has watched enough slasher films to know that opening the door means death. So he hides behind the kitchen and grabs a large knife. The door breaks down, and a man walks in with a knife. Niko pears up and he sees that its...
1.Ghost face 2.Jason Voorhees 3.Freddy Krueger 4.Some other random slasher film antagonist (Leatherface, Michael Myers, Jigsaw, Hannibal Lector etc) 5.Our friend from the sewer, Ratman!!!
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f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis

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4. Its... The saw puppet!Niko punches him in the face and the puppet breaks in parts. Next day, Niko drives to autoeroticar and... 1. Dwayne is back already. 2. There is nobody. 3. All cars are stolen. 4. A shootout between the Korean mob and Mcrery mob starts.
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that was an abrupt ending to possible awesomeness. 2. Niko: Dwayne? Dwayne? I got your wallet Dwayne isn't there, but Niko notices a strange sound. He turns around. No one there. He spins around again, and then its Ratman, looking at him evilly, wearing a red hoodie, blue jeans and a rat-shaped balaclava. Niko screams like a little girl as Ratman runs towards him with a large steel knife. Niko runs away and hides behind a car as Ratman retreats. He runs back round teh corner and Ratman isn't there. He sighs with relief, and turns around and its... 1. Dwayne, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans 2. Brucie, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans 3. Alex and Packie, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans 4. Gerry, holding a knife, red hoodie, rat-shaped balaclava and blue jeans 5. Ratman
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