[MarijuanaMonkey]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 17:20)

1. An 11-year-old kid is there with his parents in the kitchen, and he's playing GTA IV.

The kid jumps out of in-game Niko out of building to have fun.

In-Game Niko: AAAAASSSHOOOOLE! [falls on ground] sh*t!

This angers Niko, he grabs Roman's (TittyHolder) energy sword stabs the kid and his all family.

Niko: Die, you sh*ts!

After Niko sits in front of computer and Dan Houser appearances on the screen.

Niko,Brucie, Gerry, Derrick, Jacob, Badman, Johnny, Clay, Terry, Luis and Tony: What the f*ck!? Isn't this Dan Houser?
Packie: GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! IT'S DAN HOUSER! *faints*
Niko,Brucie, Gerry, Derrick, Jacob, Badman, Johnny, Clay, Terry, Luis and Tony: Weirdo.
Niko: Dan! We're trapped in the real world Liberty City.
Roman: It's New York City, Niko.
Niko: Shut up, Roman.
Niko: How will we escape there.
Dan Houser: Guys! You need to finish whole GTA IV story to get back in Liberty City.
Niko: But I have already finished the story.
Dan Houser: That's the only way, Niko. Sorry.

Dan Houser fades out off the screen.

Niko: Dan! Dan! F*CK!
Brucie: What are we gonna do, NB?
Niko: Just get me tons of coffee. I know what we're gonna do.

Packie and his brothers rob a Starbucks branch and get tons of coffee for Niko. After Roman cooks coffee to provide Niko strength.

Niko: A'right. Let's do this.

8 hours later...

Niko has grown blood red eyes, still playing GTA IV. He has newly finished "Waste Not Want Knots" but after he falls asleep and Johnny throws Niko out the chair, he starts to play. He hardens but he gets along with Niko's story with while.

4 hours later...

Johnny falls asleep, he has finished "Late Checkout". After Luis throws Johnny out of the chair and starts to play.

...

Luis reaches "One Last Thing" mission which mission Niko must make a decision between Roman and Kate. Luis chooses:

Luis: Hmm... Which should I choose? I would better choose Roman to die, because he's annoying bastard, I always hated him. Also Kate looks like a hot chick, I can f*ck her hard.
Roman: Hey, no!

Luis chooses Deal, does "If The Price Is Right". after goes Roman's wedding, Roman's killed, so he's deleted from real life too. So Luis reaches "A Revenger's Tragedy" but frequently pisses off, so they decide to wake Niko.

Luis: Sh*t, bro. This Dimitri guy hardens me so much. If it's Bulgarin, I would kill but... Err, let's wake Niko.

1. Guys throws water to Niko's face, he wakes up but faints again.

2. Brucie makes artificial respiration, so Niko wakes up but when he sees he's kissed by Brucie, he whacks Brucie hard and after suicides.

3. Niko wakes up and causeless explodes.

4. They ignore to go back Liberty City, they leave Niko fainted and start to explore real life.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (MarijuanaMonkey @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 18:30)

1. Guys throws water to Niko's face, he wakes up but faints again.

Luis: Sh*t. What do we do now?
Packie: Can someone get another bucket of water?
Terry grabs a note he sees on the wall.
Terry: Sh*t, this note says that the apartment building's water is being cut for ten hours.
Packie: Oh, that's not good at all.
Johnny throws Luis off the computer and gets on the chair.
Johnny starts a new game so Roman will exist again.
Tony: Why'd you do that you biker prick, we were so close!
Johnny plays through to The Puerto Rican Connection. He faints after four hours of playing non-stop. Luis carefully picks his missions after going online to see the mission tree of the game.
Tony: Lou, what are you doing?
Luis: I'm trying to get as many mission givers on my radar as possible. So far I have U, B, D, Fm, Gm, Dm, Rb, and Bc.
Johnny: That is a lot of missions.
Luis: Actually it's just like thirteen. Some of them only have one or two missions left.
Tony takes control of Niko and does two of Bernie's missions, Ray's last mission, and then all but one of Pegorino's and Gravelli's missions, including Phil's.
Tony: There, now I have B, D, Fm, Gm, Dm, Bc, J, Pb, and G. I think that's the maximum we can have.
Tony then plays all of the leftover missions: No. 1, Undress to Kill, The Holland Play, Holland Nights, Lure, I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle, Babysitting, Tunnel of Death, Flatline, To Live and Die in Alderney, Buoys Ahoy, Liquidize the Assets, and Pest Control. Tony faints by looking at the computer for too long, and Johnny takes over after waking up. He does One Last Thing, and then chooses Revenge. He does Mr. and Mrs. Bellic, then Out of Commision, killing James Pegorino on Happiness Island. Johnny gets off and Roman spawns next to them. Niko wakes up after a long time, and they are sent to...
1. London
2. Liberty City
3. Vice City
4. Los Santos
5. The Himalayas

[MarijuanaMonkey]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 19:04)

4. Los Santos

They find himself at GTA V Era Los Santos with diamond waters, palm trees and f*cking shootouts.

Niko: sh*t! We're supposed to be in Liberty City. DAN! DAN!

Dan's face appears in the sky.

Dan: What's the problem, buddies?
Niko: We're supposed to be in Liberty City but we're in Los goddamn Santos. What does it means?
Dan: It means you will be in GTA V. Have fun!

Dan fades out.

Roman, Brucie and Packie: Wow, dude! Kickass!
Niko: This is not kickass, this is dumbass.
Luis: Uhh, Niko. There's no problem. You're just proud of your game. We can f*ck Marina chicks, snort Sinaloa coke, go to strip clubs and everything. This game is more capable than IV. Also graphics are awesome.
Tony: Yeah, Niko. Please, we stay here.
Niko: Okay, okay. I'm going to sleep.
Roman, Brucie and Packie: Kickass!

Brucie, Packie, Roman, Luis, Tony, Gerry, Derrick, Jacob, Badman recongize a football field, they go in and play there. Meanwhile GTA V characters (according to RUSH project) are there.

Kevin: Dad, who are these c*nts?
Albert: You just shut the f*ck up and smoke your marijuana cigarette. Who are you strangers.
Packie: Hi, I'm Packie McReary. [points his brothers] These are my brothers Derrick and Gerald and this is Roman, Brucie, Jacob, Luis, Johnny, Tony and Badman.
Calvin: Albert, let's f*ck these chumps!
Packie: Ey, ey, ey, ey! Wait! Dan said we're GTA V characters like yous.

A stranger man comes backwards.

Eddie: Who are these f*cks, guys?
Derrick: Err... Eddie.
Eddie: How the f*ck do you know my name?
Packie: You're our cousin, Eddie.
Eddie: What the f*ck are yous talking about?
Packie: You're dopeheads like, cousin.
Eddie: Why should I trust you? I can trust you if you can beat me and my team in a football challenge.
Packie: Sure thing, Eddie. You'll believe us at last.
Johnny: Ey! We do not know playing football.
Packie: I do. But otherwise these fake ass motherf*ckers kill us.

So the game starts, GTA V Characters have scored 42 goals in the 23rd second. After:

1. Brucie becomes crazy, kicks the ball with his total power, it blows.
2. Derrick gets out of goal area, Roman gets position as goal keeper, his huge belly prevents any ball coming to the goal area.
3. Kevin breaks up with the game, starts to play Loot and Wank from his laptop, it leads all of the characters in the football field go to Pertockigoth, the world Loot and Wank sets in.
4. Captain Tsubasa comes and helps GTA IV team.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (MarijuanaMonkey @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 21:10)

2. Derrick gets out of goal area, Roman gets position as goal keeper, his huge belly prevents any ball coming to the goal area.

Eddie: "Oh come on!"
Roman: "*Laughs* I never thought having a few extra pounds on me would one day come in handy."
Suddenly Ned Luke walks past the football pitch.
Roman: "HEY NED!"
Ned: "Am I supposed to know you?"
Packie: "Roman, concentrate!"
Eddie runs towards the goal as Roman has stepped away to talk to Ned.
Roman: "OH NO!"
Eddie kicks the ball but then Ned pulls out an SMG and shoots the ball to pieces.
Ned: "Stop your yelling I'm trying to talk to this guy!"
Eddie: "You idiot! We were about to win that game!"
Ned: "I don't like football. And don't call me an idiot."
Eddie: "It's soccer here, YOU IDIOT!"
Ned: "Big mistake."
Ned shoots Eddie with the SMG and the other V characters then run away.
Tony: "Thank you so much."
Ned: "Uhm, you're welcome?"
Suddenly Dan Houser appears.
Dan: "Okay guys I'm sending you all back home as I need to release some new screenshots, and I don't want people seeing you guys here."
Everyone (except Ned): "Aww."
Dan claps his hands and after a loading screen, Niko, Brucie, Packie, Roman, Luis, Tony, Gerry, Derrick, Jacob and Badman end up back in Liberty City.

Only the part of L.C they are in is...
1. In the Humboldt River.
2. On top of the Rotterdam Tower.
3. In the A.O.D clubhouse.
4. In the Acter Industrial Park.
5. On the Platypus ship.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 21:40)

5. On the Platypus ship.

Brucie: What? F*ck you Dan Houser!
Roman goes around a corner and sees Niko knocking on a door.
Niko: Dave. Dave, come on.
Hossan: Niko, what are you doing?
Niko: Dave is not coming.
Hossan: Ignore him. Come on, we've got to get this thing ready before we dock. Let's go.
Roman follows Hossan and Niko to the top of the ship.
Hossan: Pass me that. There she is, Liberty City! You ever been?
Niko: No.
Hossan: Crazy place, Niko.
Roman: What's with this scary music? *Roman runs up to the top of the ship* NIKO, MY COUSIN!
Niko: Roman? I thought you were in Liberty City, you were here this whole time?
Roman: What? No, you don't understand, uh- uh... Niko!
Niko runs to Roman. Past Niko is confused. Niko shoots his past version in the leg. Past Niko and Hossan run away.

Meanwhile on the edge of the Platypus, Luis goes to the kitchen where he sees the cook pull out a diamond out of a cake mix. Luis pushes him against the wall and gets the diamonds.
Luis: F*cker.
Brucie, Packie, Jacob, Badman, Gerry, Derrick, and Gay Tony jump off the edge of the ship into the river.
Brucie: What was that sh*thole boat anyway?
Packie: I don't know, I saw another Niko though, with bum clothes.
Unknown: YOU ARE IN A NON-TRESPASSING AREA, TURN BACK OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
Gerry: You can't make us turn back!
Unknown: OH YEAH!
The person speaking through a megaphone was an LCPD officer, on a Police Predator. They all get killed by machine gun-wielding police officers. Luis, Niko, and Roman meet up with each other with Luis holding the diamonds. They hijack the ship and drive it toward the Algonquin docks. The three go to Algonquin, cash in $2,000,000 from the Bank of Liberty for the diamonds, split it into three, and then hail Dan Houser. His face appears in the sky.
Niko: One trip to the future, please.
Luis: AND DON'T f*ck THIS UP!
1. Dan is tired of them and decides to force hell on them.
2. Dan is tired of them so he kills them and pushes GTA IV off the shelves.
3. Dan messes up and all of the features from all GTA's are now together, all the vehicles, weapons, all side-missions, and the cities are all smushed together.
4. Dan sets them back to the future successfully.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 23:50)

1. Dan is tired of them and decides to force hell on them.

Dan: "You know what? I'm not going to help you. I'm your creator, so you lot should look up to me. I'M YOUR GOD!"
Niko: "I don't like where this is going."
Roman: "Me neither."
Luis: "Now listen here you whiskey drinking, lazy, piece of crap!"
Dan: "You sound like someone we have on our hit list. SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"
The game begins to lag and the sky turns grey. First it begins to rain, then thunder, then a hurricane strikes L.C. Everywhere in the city things are being destroyed or damaged, and panicking and looting soon ensue.
Niko: "Damn it, we just cleared this place up!"
The hurricane winds die down but then tornadoes strike the city destroying even more property and injuring many.
Roman: "Why Luis? WHY!?"
The tornadoes then pass, but then fireballs fall from the sky and set L.C ablaze.
Roman: "AHHH! HELP! I'M ON FIRE!"
Niko: "Cousin!"
Niko pushes Roman into the Humboldt, but to add to insult a tidal wave smashes into the city razing everything to the foundations. Roman is swept out to sea and Niko and Luis...
1. Jump onto a LCPD Predator and try to rescue Roman.
2. Grab hold of some floating debris.
3. Try to steal a helicopter but it catches on fire.
4. Drown and end up in a room with Dan Houser speaking on an intercom to all the characters, past and present, in the GTA verse telling them not to mess with him.
5. Quickly get aboard the Platypus.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 23:05)

4. Drown and end up in a room with Dan Houser speaking on an intercom to all the characters, past and present, in the GTA verse telling them not to mess with him.

Niko and Luis take pity on themselves for not being able to rescue Roman. They see all of the GTA characters from all the games, including, but not limited to: Claude, Claude Speed, Luigi Goterelli, 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Toni Cipriani, Salvatore Leone, Mike Forelli, Asuka Kasen, Kenji Kasen, Toshiko Kasen, Kazuki Kasen, Ray Machowski, Leon McAffrey, Donald Love, Catalina Vialpando, Cesar Vialpando, Miguel, D-Ice, El Burro, King Courtney, Marty Chonks, Massimo Torini, Tommy Vercetti, Ken Rosenberg, Sonny Forelli, Phil Cassidy, Lance Vance, Victor Vance, Ricardo Diaz, Candy Suxxx, Carl Johnson, Sweet, Kendl, Big Smoke, Ryder, The Truth, Mike Toreno, Frank Tenpenny, Maria Latore, Mike, Jerry Martinez, Patrick McReary, Brucie Kibbutz, Dwayne Forge, Jacob Hughes, Teafore Davies, Trey Stuart, Gerald McReary, Francis McReary, Johnny Klebitz, Terry Thorpe, Clay, Armando Torres, Elizabeta Torres, Mallorie Bardas, Henrique Bardas, Manny Escuela, Dimitri Rascalov, Vlad Glebov, Mikhail Faustin, Carmen Ortiz, Alex Chilton, Kiki Jenkins, Kate McReary, Michelle, U.L. Paper, Raymond Boccino, Phil Bell, James Pegorino, Jon Gravelli, Bernie Crane, Darko Brevich, Ray Bulgarin, Anthony Prince, Mori Kibbutz, Yusuf Amir, Abdul Amir, Huang Lee, Kenny Wu, Billy Grey, Jim Fitzgerald, Angus, Jason, Ashley Butler, Thomas Stubbs, Evan Moss, Eddie Low, Gracie Ancelotti, Giovanni Ancelotti, Margot, Sara, Marnie, Illyena Faustin, Ivan Bytchkov, Chubby Charlie, Issac Ross, Mori Green, even Kent Paul, but no Roman Bellic. Niko and Luis somehow teleport into a bathroom. Dan Houser grabs hold of them with an invisible hand and dunks their heads in a toilet someone just had explosive diarrhea in. They're then taken inside a factory on a conveyor belt.
Ahead of them is...
1. A crusher
2. A vat of acid
3. Roman
4. Nothing, they teleport again.
5. A picture of 3rd generation My Little Pony's.

[billy james]

4. Nothing, they teleport again.

They teleport to a dark room
(Niko) Where are we?

(Luis) I don't know, wheres the switch to turn on the light
Luis then starts to slide his hand on the wall to find a switch.
(Luis) Found it (Turn light on)
(Niko and Luis) AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Turning the light on reals what??
1) Slender Man
2) A bunch of Dead bodys
3) A horrifying message on the wall but some of it is smudged by Luis's hand
4) Nothing they just wanted to scream

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (billy james @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:02)

3) A horrifying message on the wall but some of it is smudged by Luis's hand

Niko: "It says 'I'm going to kill you'."
Luis: "No I smudged the 'R' in 'kill'."
Niko: "So it says 'I'm going to krill you'."
Luis: "DAN'S GOING TO KRILL US!"
Niko: "Is that a fate worse than death?"
Luis: "He's probably a part time chef, and now we're going to be on the menu!"
Niko: "Calm down Luis!"
Luis: "AAAAHHHH!"
Then Dan walks into the room.
Luis & Niko: "AAAHHH!"
Dan: "Stop screaming!"
Luis: "Don't krill us!"
Dan: "Krill? What do you mean?"
Niko: "The message on the wall."
Dan: "*Laughs* Oh that message. Take another look at it."
Niko: "Hey it says 'I'm going to bring krill to you'. Luis, you're blind."
Luis: "Why the hell does it say that?"
Dan: "Because this is a restaurant."
Luis & Niko: "What?"
Dan claps his hands and all the lights turn on, and the place turns out to be just a restaurant.
Luis: "Why would you bring us all here?"
Dan: "I wanted to make it clear to you all that I'm the master of the GTA verse. And also I wanted to give you all a free meal for all of the stuff you have all been through in your individual games."
Niko: "Sweet!"
Dan: "But your friend here ruined it for you all, so you're all going back home now."
Niko: "DAMN YOU LUIS!"
Another loading screen appears and everyone ends up back in their own GTA worlds.

Niko and Luis spawn back in L.C in East Hook by the Platypus. Everything is back to normal but Niko decides to...
1. Strangle Luis for messing up the chance for them all to have a free meal.
2. Kick Luis in the crotch then phones Roman to do something (Roman has respawned now).
3. Throw Luis into the Humboldt then goes to Luis' house and burns in down.
4. Steal Luis' phone and prank calls Armando and Henrique. A & H think that Luis was behind it because it was on his phone and so refuse to talk to him ever again.
5. Ruin Luis' life starting by getting him fired from running Maisonette 9.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:23

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:21)

4. Steal Luis' phone and prank calls Armando and Henrique. A & H think that Luis was behind it because it was on his phone and so refuse to talk to him ever again.

Luis is walking on the sidewalk by his mom's house and bumps into Armando. Armando pushes him into an alleyway and continues walking.
Luis: Hey what's your problem A?
Armando:
He strolls to his mom's house. Luis gets up and follows A around the corner. Armando enters Luis' mother's house. He hears raping noises. Luis runs inside and sees Armando buttsexing his mom.
Luis: Okay, that's it! You're dead you f*ck!
Luis slams Armando into the kitchen, and Armando sperms all over Luis' face. Luis wipes it off and throws Armando on the table. Luis gets a frying pan and smashes it repeatedly on his head. Blood pours on the table and Armando is knocked out.
Luis: Mom! I saved you.
Mom:
Luis: Thanks?
Mom: You were too late, you were just like your father!
Luis: F*ck you.
Luis runs outside and sees...
1. Niko speeding on a Vader.
2. Brucie nosediving his helicopter "Brucie Hawk" through the street, causing an erosion.
3. A wave of hitmen sent by his mother, just like in LCS.
4. Roman and Brucie in a Pimp-Mobile.

[billy james]

1. Niko speeding on a Vader.

(Niko) Muhahahahaha, I ruined your life

(Luis) That bulken piece of Sh;t
Luis finds the nearest car which happens to be a Futo
(Luis) This is the best car I could find
Luis starts chasing Niko all around Northwood, then Niko head for the jump thats next to the Northwood Bridge and lands on the Bridge perfectly but Luis doesn't as He does a back flip and land in the water
(Luis) DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

(Niko) Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Back to Luis Where he swims back to shore and calls H for a car
(Luis) H, can you get me a me a...

(Henrique) F&ck you L (hangs up)

(Luis) Damn Niko
He get a call from Niko
(Niko) Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hangs up
(Luis) REEEEEEEEVEEEEENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does Luis find Niko
1) Finds a police Computer.
2) Sets up an account on Lovemeet (female) and then set up a date with Niko.
3) He calls some of Nikos friends to see of they have seen him.
4) he puts $10000 bounty on Niko

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 03:58)

3) He calls some of Nikos friends to see of they have seen him.

Luis goes home and looks in the Liberty City Phone Book for the numbers of Niko's friends. He starts with Brucie.
Luis: "Hello, is that Brucie Kibbutz?"
Brucie: "Yeah, who's this?"
Luis: "I'm a friend of Niko's."
Brucie: "Oh, the same Niko that brought friends along on our helicopter ride, which resulted in Brucie Hawk crashing and blowing-up in a petrol station?"
Luis: "Umm..."
Brucie hangs up, and so Luis phones Dwayne.
Luis: "Dwayne Forge?"
Dwayne: "Yeah?"
Luis: "I'm a friend of Niko Bell-"
Dwayne: "Don't talk to me about that disloyal, so called friend. He hasn't spent time with me for a while, so I don't want to spend time with him either now." *Hangs up*
Luis tries Little Jacob.
Luis: "Jacob?"
LJ: "I star. I. Whatcha want?"
Luis: "I'm a friend of-"
LJ: "You want some ganja?"
Luis: "No I'm phoning for-"
LJ: "I don't do deals over da phone."
Luis: "I'm-"
LJ: "This a prank call?"
Luis: "LET ME FINISH!"
*LJ hangs up*.
Luis tries Roman.
Luis: "Hey there."
Roman: *Drunk* "Hey there *hic*. Sorry I can't drink, drive, and talk on the phone all at the same time." *A car horn is heard on the other end of the line, followed by tire screech, yelling, a police siren, and then the line goes dead*.
Luis: "I'm not even going to bother phoning any of the McRearys. Or Bernie. Or anyone else. F*ck this."

Luis gives up and goes outside when he is met by...
1. Niko standing outside laughing at him.
2. An RPG shell hitting his car sending him flying back through his front door.
3. Tony who is angry at Luis over a prank call from Niko (just like A & H, Tony thinks Luis was behind the call).
4. The LCPD who have a warrant to search Luis' house (thanks to Niko).
5. Nothing, Luis gets in his car and comes up with another way to find Niko.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 03:21

[billy james]

4. The LCPD who have a warrant to search Luis' house (thanks to Niko).

(Cop 1) We have reason to believe that your are in posession of coke.

(Cop 2) And we have a warrent to go though your home looking for it.

(Luis) Well your not going to find anything officer.

(Cop 2) That what they all say.
After Five minute of looking Cop 1 find coke under Luis's bed

(Cop 1) All right your under arrest of posession of, by the looks of it 20 keys of coke
(Luis) Thats bullsh^t, You aint going to take me alive
Luis starts running out the door and into the cop car the cops came in.
(Cop 1 who's taking on his radio) There is a Hispanic looking man on the run who is in possession of 20 keys of coke and is driving a stolen police car
Back with Luis
(Luis) F*cking Niko, turn my friends agianst me, fame me and trys to have me arrested, and now I'm on the lam FFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! and now I need a place to lay low
Where does Luis Decide to lay low
1) The Old mantion in Westdyke
2) Yusuf apartment
3) The Lost Clubhouse
4) With the bums in the subway tunnels

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 06:26)

2) Yusuf apartment

Luis knocks on Yusuf's apartment door.
Luis: Yusuf. You there?
Yusuf: Hi Luis. What are you doing here?
Luis: I need a place to lay low from the cops.
Yusuf: Oh no way, Jose! I won't forgive you for destroying my luxury condo with the Lost MC, and Niko's friends!
Yusuf shuts the door on Luis. Luis explodes the door of the apartment and kills Yusuf. Luis locks the door, and the cops come up the stairs due to the elevator being out of order. They arrive at the door. A cop picks the lock using a paperclip and they come inside.
Cop: We have you now, sh*tstain!
Luis: Sh*t!
Luis jumps out of the glass on the wall of Yusuf's apartment. He first grabs a parachute and shoots at some cops.
Radio: Suspect in the air parachuting in uh... Lancaster.
Luis lands on the ground and goes to Niko's Middle Park East safehouse to confront him. Luis is at the door. The elevator opens and...
1. Luis happily apologizes.
2. Niko agrees to stop ruining his life.
3. Luis goes crazy and pushes Niko out the window.
4. The Pegorinos have actually taken over Niko's apartment and he is currently living in South Bohan.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 18:02)

4. The Pegorinos have actually taken over Niko's apartment and he is currently living in South Bohan.

Mafia goon: "We've been looking all over L.C for you, and now you've walked straight through the door into our hands. This is our lucky day. Boys, TAKE HIM DOWN!"
The Pegorino goons ready their guns to shoot Luis but he manages to get back into the elevator before any bullets are fired.
Goon: "Get down to the lobby, HURRY!"
Luis: "Oh crap, how am I going to get out of this? Wait a minute." Luis places a sticky bomb on the floor and escapes the elevator via the emergency hatch. He grabs onto a ladder in the elevator shaft and waits there until the elevator reaches the ground floor.
Goon: "Wait for it boys."
The doors open and they fire into the elevator.
Goon: "HE'S NOT HERE!"
Luis: "Bye bye f*ckers!"
Luis detonates the sticky bombing sending the Pegorino goons flying through the lobby, smashing through the main doors, and onto the street outside. A plume of smoke travels up the elevator shaft choking Luis who loses his grip and falls down onto the top of the roof of the elevator.
Luis: "OOW! I didn't plan for that. *Groan*"
Emergency crews soon arrive and the paramedics take Luis to the Schottler Medical Center to have treatment for his injuries, under close guard by the LCPD ofcourse.

- A few hours pass -

Luis wakes-up in a room in the hospital and realizes he has to make a quick escape before the cops take him away. He escapes by...
1. Waiting for a doctor to walk into the room, then beats him up and takes his outfit to disguise himself.
2. Climbs through the ventilation systems to the back of the hospital, then makes a run for it.
3. Fakes his own death so he can be taken to the morgue, then escapes from there.
4. Sneaks past all of the LCPD officers then steals an ambulance outside.
5. Manhunt style kills the officers and casually walks away.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 22:37)

2. Climbs through the ventilation systems to the back of the hospital, then makes a run for it.

Luis: Haha! That'll show 'em!
Luis bumps into Henrique and Henrique just pushes him on the ground and continues.
Luis: H! Whatever came through your phone, do not believe what it was!
Henrique: You wasted my time and made a joke about my mother, who's dead!
Henrique runs away crying.
Luis: H.
Henrique turns around waiting for a response.
Luis: Want to go play air hockey?
Henrique: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!
Henrique skips like a school girl and hooks Luis' arm to his. Soon Luis starts skipping and they go off into the sunset. Packie is then shown to be walking behind them, and stops.
Packie: Oh my God, gay.

Luis and Henrique take Armando to Memory Lanes to play air hockey. Henrique wins against Luis and Armando with a 2:18 ratio.
Luis: A, why didn't we stop when he got 6?
Armando: It just makes him feel better this way.
Luis, Armando, and Henrique forgive each other for what has recently happened in the last 6 posts. The three go outside and grab on each other's shoulders, and fly into the sun like eagles. Packie is bowling with his family in Memory Lanes and stops on the backswing.
Packie: Oh my God, gay threesome.
Luis goes to his home, Armando goes selling dope, and Henrique drives a tank to Luis' mother's home with Luis' head sideways. Luis walks on the sidewalk facing his home when he sees stoners jump out of an alley.
Stoner: You ain't getting past us!
Luis: ...
1. "How do you live with yourself?"
2. "F*ck you, I'm crossing the street!"
3. "If I can get past can I also get... future?"
4. "Why did the Dominican guy cross the road?..."

[billy james]

3. "If I can get past can I also get... future?"

(Stoner 1) Yeah man he's got a point there dude
The stoners start to trip out on how that works and they walk away looking all confused

(Luis) That was strange
Luis then goes to pay Niko a visit at his Bohan apartment for ruining his life, when he get there but Niko not home
(Luis) Damn he's not here
He then waits for Niko
How long does Luis wait for??
1) 1 hour
2) 3 hours
3) 12 hours
4) 3 days
5) 4 months

This post has been edited by billy james on Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 21:03

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 00:10)

2) 3 hours

Luis opens the door where he sees Brucie's chopper landing Niko on the road.
Niko: Thanks for the ride, Brucie!
Brucie: Hey, thank you man for getting me a new Brucie Hawk! Yeah!
Brucie takes off in his helicopter and Luis goes upstairs. Luis finds a Katana.
Luis: What the f*ck is this?
Niko is walking upstairs.
Niko: Well, time to wreck my roommate's side of the apartment.
Niko opens the door leaving Luis confused. Luis waits for the door to open, but the closet door opens behind him. The person owning the katana is...
1. Toni Cipriani
2. Victor Vance
3. Tommy Vercetti
4. Little Jacob

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 18:37)

4. Little Jacob

LJ: "Where'd I leave me butter knife?"
Luis: "Butter knife?"
Niko: "Holy crap guys, don't spook me like that!"
Luis: *Grabs Katana* "This is for ruining my life!"
LJ: *Snatches Katana out of Luis' hands* "I an' I can make me a sandwich now."
Niko: "Jacob, why did you leave a Katana in my house?"
LJ: "Roman said he'd look after it fo' me when de cops raided me home. I come to take it back now. Sight?"
Niko: "Well that answers that question, but now I have to deal with you Luis."
Luis reaches into his jacket and pulls out an AK47, then points it at Niko.
Luis: "REVENGE!"
But then luckily enough as Jacob was leaving the apartment he tripped over a stool by the kitchen and cut Luis' arm off with the Katana.
Luis: "AAAAHHHH! MY ARM!"
LJ: "Bloodclot, babylon! Me nah meant to do that! Me sorry bredah!"
Luis: "Sorry ain't good enough, I'VE LOST AN ARM!"
Niko: "Luis you're losing a lot of blood! Let me take you to a hospital!"
Luis: "No way man! I... I..." Luis then collapses due to the severe loss of blood.
Niko: "Jacob, I'm phoning for an ambulance. Get out of here."
LJ: "Me do that." *Runs away with the Katana*
Niko phones for an ambulance then catches up with Jacob and gets out of Bohan.

We follow...
1. Niko.
2. Little Jacob.
3. The ambulance crew who are stuck in traffic.
4. Roman who is running away from the LCPD after he crashed his car after having one too many drinks.
5. Brucie in his new helicopter.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 21:29

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 21:26)

5. Brucie in his new helicopter.

Brucie is in Brucie Hawk, with Stevie and Lenny above the Northern Heights Bridge. Stevie and Lenny are drinking in the back. Brucie's helicopter though crashes by getting hit by another chopper. The pilot in the opposing chopper is Mori, his brother.
Brucie: Mori, get the f*ck out of here!
Mori: I just wanted to see my little brother first!
Mori and Brucie crash into an ambulance caught in an intersection by heavy traffic. Brucie parachutes onto the ground with Mori following him. Stevie and Lenny got killed inside Brucie Hawk.
Brucie: BRUCIE HAAAWWWK! F*CK YOU MORI!
Brucie breaks Mori's nose and he is then finished off by a passing Ambulance. Brucie walks around Bohan and gets a call from Roman.
Roman: BrRUciE! i aM sO WaSTEd!!.?/<, i'm DrivING oNto tHE CONsTRUcTion sITe In CASltLe GardENs!./!..! i Have tHe f*CKinG lCpd on My TtailL! hLep Me bUrCIE!
Brucie hears gunshots in the background and Roman's gurgled screams. He then hears multiple explosions and a weapon turret.
We follow...
1. Roman who is inside a NOOSE tank blowing up LCPD cruisers.
2. Brucie who runs toward a Sultan to help Roman.
3. Niko who gets a call from Brucie to get Roman.
4. Little Jacob who is on the run in North Boulevard being pursued by gangsters.
5. Luis, who has just gained consciousness inside the Ambulance in [where?]