[billy james]

3. Roman - Salvatore - Toni - Luigi - Joey

(Billy James) This storylines going nowhere

meanwhile in...
1) Broker, a Russian gang is having a conversation about Killing Niko
2) Dukes, Packie is at his ma's house
3) Bohan, a gangster is raping someone
4) Algongiun, a Niko is having a meal at Superstar cafe
5) Alderney, (Insert character here doing something strange)

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 12:34)

2) Dukes, Packie is at his ma's house

Ma: Let's read the bible everyone...
Kate: That sounds good.
Packie: CaN yOu SHut tHe F*cK uP kAtE??? Ii"m hAVIng A HAnGovER RigHt NoW!!
Ma: Patrick, don't use such language.
PAckie: sORRy mA.
Niko comes inside, running behind Packie's ma's chair.
Packie: wHaT tHE f*CK nIkO?
Niko: Russian gangsters!!... Trying to kill me!... DIMITRI.
Derrick: No problem. *Gets shotgun and heads outside* You can't get us! We're the f*cking McRe-
Derrick gets pummeled and shot then pummeled again. He dies slowly while the russian gangsters barge inside. All of a sudden, a DeLorean storms out of nowhere and crashes into the McReary household. Ma is crushed by the car. Coming out of the car is none other then Roman, Toni, Salvatore, Luigi, and Joey.
PAckie: Sh*t Ma!! You Delorean bastards!
Roman: This is a funny story, these four guys and I tried winning in a danceoff but the Triads and the mafia had some bad history and here we are in a Delorean. Then some guy with a portal gun sent us here but I think the portal's still ope-
Roman gets crushed by a Triad Fish Van.
Niko: Holy sh*t!
The Russian gangsters get crushed by the van, while the Triads pour out of the back. Niko, Kate, Packie, Toni, Salvatore, Luigi, and Joey all run into another house. They go up to the roof where Packie throws the four GTA III characters onto the Triads to prevent any long-term storylines in the Chain Story just dragging them around the place doing nothing with stereotypical repetitive shootouts. Niko and Kate make out for some reason while Packie throws grenades down at the Triads. They blow up, and everyone is saved.
Packie: It's just been revoked.
Niko & Kate: ... *make out*
Packie then takes a stroll in Liberty City, then he sees a poster of...
1. The 2001 film "Badfellas".
2. An ad for the next season of America's Next Top Hooker.
3. His brother Gerry's new film, Gerry Potter and the Deathly Pegorinos.
4. A live-action version of the storyline of GTA IV.

Edit: An idea that I have (just an idea) would be if one person each contributes to two different storylines in the same post. Whadda ya think?

This post has been edited by The_Anti-tragedy on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 00:27

[AlexGTAGamer]

2. An ad for the next season of America's Next Top Hooker.

Packie: "Oh sweet, that show's coming back! Hang on a second." Packie looks at the poster and sees the name of a person he recognizes on it. "Gracie Ancelotti!"
Whilst Packie was looking at the poster a homeless man steals his wallet.
"Get back here!" Packie chases the homeless man down a nearby ally where he corners him, beats him up, and takes back his wallet. But then he notices a film crew at the end of the ally. He walks down there and sees that they are filming "America's Next Top Hooker".
Cameraman: "Where is that pimp? He was supposed to be here half an hour ago!"
Packie: "Hey what's going on he-"
Cameraman: "Finally you showed up!"
Packie: "What?"
Cameraman: "This is the part where you beat your ho because she hasn't got your money."
Packie: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Cameraman: "BEAT HER UP ALREADY!"
Packie: "Screw you!" Packie pulls out a shotgun and shoots the cameraman. The rest of the camera crew run away so Packie is left with the prostitute.
Woman: "I'll su-"
Packie: "No, just, go away."
He walks off but the prostitute pulls out a gun of her own.
Packie: "Oh, calm down!"
But just then a van speeds down the ally and runs the woman over. And out steps...

1. Yusuf
2. Niko
3. Brucie
4. Eddie Low
5. A Spanish Lord gangster

There, edited.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 00:35

[Driftking120]

4. Eddie Low
"whats up homie" *Eddie pulls out a glock* "now get in the van"
"Screw you!" yells packie *Eddie smacks packie across the head with his glock "I love you too" comments eddie
inside the van is a 6 year old boy named Charles carrying an ak47
"We have been waiting for you Mr. Bellic" says Charles
"Big guns for such a small child" comment packie
"Shut up" says Charles who then proceeds to shoot packie in the nuts
what happens next?
1. packie is taken to china
2. packie nut blood is flammable and the whole van catches on fire
3. the van runs out of gas

This post has been edited by Driftking120 on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 01:03

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 00:49)

2. packie nut blood is flammable and the whole van catches on fire

Charles: Holy fudge-nuggets!
Eddie: Let's scram!
Packie limps over to Eddie and Charles and blasts them with a shotgun.
Packie: There! Killed that son-of-a-
Hooker: Bitch! *The hooker turns out to have survived the accident and puts Packie in a headlock, then takes him to her apartment in Algonquin. She types a ransom note for $50,000 and sends it to Niko and Roman's Middle Park East safehouse. Niko gets a message on his laptop and checks it. He instantly runs outside to get in his Infernus. He drives all the way to the Majestic Hotel and after a massive shootout and several bloodstains on Niko's sweater, he gets ready for an execution on the hooker.
Niko: Where's Packie!! And who are you!
Hooker: I'm... Dakota Carrington! (New character )
Dakota gets aa gun ready, then a bunch of spies take Niko away but he nudges a spy and they hit the wall. Niko nudges the one on his left and they smash a window, falling 6 stories high. In an epic scene, Niko puts his fingerless gloves on while the beginning of King Ring starts playing.
Niko: Let's do this!
Niko jumps onto Dakota, smashes her head on the wall. She grabs his wrist, and lifts him onto the kitchen table. Niko grabs her head again and smashes a window with it. She gets thrown against another wall. Niko picks her up, spins her around and throws her onto the counter. She throws three mugs at Niko, one missing. Niko covers his eyes but gets kicked by Dakota through the doors. He runs up the staircase, picks her up, throws her once again, she gets up, and jumps onto Niko. Niko fights back by grabbing the sides of her stomach, and throws her like a paper airplane. She flies all the way to the upper staircase leading up to the roof of the hotel. Niko runs up to her but she punches his face, she keeps punching him almost of the rail. Niko kicks the rail on the other side by being super flexible. His legs kick her on the other side, and she grabs his feet. Niko grabs hold of her forehead, and he throws her onto the roof. Dakota throws several objects at Niko such as plants. Niko's spit comes out as he gets hit in the face. The spit travels thorugh an airduct of a Scientific Research lab. The spit acts as DNA and goes into a cloning device. Several Niko's pop up and go to the hotel. They head for the roof while Niko and Dakota are battling it out on the roof. The Niko's finally come up and punch Dakota. She gets pummeled, kicked, bruised, and finally, she grabs hold of a bunch of Niko's, throws them into the barbecue. The propane tank explodes, and Dakota and the real Niko are blown away to the edge. Dakota kicks Niko down to the further ledge, the remaining cloned Niko's kick Dakota's fingers off the ledge. She frontflips off the edge and kicks back the Niko's, they break the glass downstairs. Dakota turns around as Niko is up from the ledge. He jumps onto Dakota, punching her and throwing her into places. She grabs hold of a chopper coming up off the roof, Niko grabs her. He punches her, she loses her grip. Niko falls to the roof while Dakota let go at the wrong time and fell off the roof and she falls to her death.
Niko: Well, if she comes back, I won't forget our rivalry...
It turns out Dakota's apartment was Issac Ross' old apartment before his death, and Packie was in the closet. Niko goes downstairs, into her apartment, and out comes Packie.
Packie: What happened, Niko? Ugh, I think she made me breath clorofoam and that's why I was in there.
Niko: The hooker was a secret agent out to sabotage America's Next Top Hooker! She kidnapped you for getting in her way! Her name's Dakota Carrington. Watch out.
Packie: Thanks Niko, say can you give me a ride home?
Niko: Sure, pal.
Niko and Packie get to the road, and into a car. Something happens though.
1. Packie acts like he's on ecstacy and jumps out for no reason.
2. Dakota was a robot and she gets up from the ground, her face half scratched off.
3. Roman was in front of Niko's car and he runs him over.
4. Brucie calls Packie but Packie's woozy so he hands the phone to Niko but Niko gets distracted and crashes the car at Burger Shot.

This post has been edited by The_Anti-tragedy on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 01:36

[Driftking120]

4. Brucie calls Packie but Packie's woozy so he hands the phone to Niko but Niko gets distracted and crashes the car at Burger Shot.
*on the phone*
Brucie: Niko man, theirs a bunch of people over at your cousins cab depot
Niko: What!? Tell me who they are!
Brucie: Some Asian chick looking hooker and a bunch of hoods
Niko:
*Niko barfs all over the steering wheel from surprise causing the steering wheel to malfunction and lock all the way to the left crashing straight through the wall of a burgershot*
*on the phone*
*Crash! Bang! Glass shattering! People screaming*
Brucie: Nikky, you there?
Brucie: Hello?
Brucie: Hello?
Brucie: Nikky, hello?
*busy tone*
Brucie: Dammit
*Inside burgershot*
Charles: so I said to him shut up then I shot him in-
*Nikos car crashes straight into the building and stops*
Charles: WTF?
Charles: well mr bellic how nice of you to join us
*Charles takes out his gun and locks them into the trunk of his dilettante because the van was toast*
what happens next?
1. dilettante has the unintentional acceleration bug
2. Charles bodyguard is to fat, so he falls out the side of the car when Charles tries turning the car left
3. packie farts and his farts were flammable this makes the car blow up
4. charles runs over roman who's corpse gets stuck to the front of the car

This post has been edited by Driftking120 on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 12:31

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 12:24)

3. packie farts and his farts were flammable this makes the car blow up

Charles gets killed by the oncoming explosion and Niko grabs the shotgun.
Niko: Packie! We need to save Brucie and lots of citizens at my cousin's cab depot!
Packie: Affirmative Captain Bellic!
Packie jacks a car and picks up Niko. They drive to Roman's cab depot in Broker where there is a fire and Brucie is on the floor, hiding in a crawl space. Niko runs and doges the fire, taking Brucie out of the space and to outside.
Hooker: You have not stopped me yet!
Niko: In five minutes you'll be utter shiznet, Dakota Carrington!
Packie grabs two MP5's from his pockets and shoots Dakota's bodyguards and the hoods. Niko and Dakota battle it out when Niko starts punching Dakota onto a ledge. Niko climbs onto the East Hook sign across from the building and jumps onto Dakota who is on a support beam below. Niko kicks Dakota onto several crates. Dakota throws one onto Niko who dodges it. Niko punches Dakota into the Humboldt River but she gets up. Dakota punches Niko all the way to BOABO up-north. Niko and Dakota hang onto a passing helicopter, still punhcing and kicking each other. The chopper rises from the ledge of East Hook and Packie successfully kills all the hoods, then jumps onto the landing skids of the chopper. He goes under and kicks Dakota in the back. Dakota gets lurched forward into the chopper and she takes control. She almost shakes off Packie but he climbs up and grabs a handlebar. He whacks Dakota with it but she grabs Packie's sides and smashes him against the controls, almost killing him and electrocuting him. Niko finally gets onto the chopper and he punches Dakota's head onto the controls, then the windshield, then the window. She gains control and punches Niko onto the landing skids again. Niko gets inside and kicks Dakota onto another chopper through the side-door. She gets taken toward Bohan to escape from Niko and Packie. Niko flies the chopper to Bohanto chase her but the chopper gets blown up so Niko and Packie parachute onto a highway in Bohan. There, Dakota's chopper is smashed and lands on a crane in the construction site in Bohan.
Niko: I have a plan, Packie!
Niko and Packie get on a motorcycle and ride down the highway. Dakota's men try shooting them with RPG's but they miss. Several landmines get set off on the highway, and Packie's bike gets blown onto the Sprunk Factory. Niko is still on the highway, shooting Dakota's men up on the crane. He jumps off the bike, and grabs hold of the hook line on the crane. He gets rised up by the hook and jumps onto the crane.
Niko: Hook, Line, and Lifter!
Dakota's men run towards Niko, but he throws the guards off the crane and into death. Dakota and Niko have a final showdown (for now) and Niko hits Dakota's head on the ledge and Dakota slams Niko onto the ladderhole. Niko farts in the ladder hole then plunges Dakota's head into it. She barfs. Packie who is climbing up the ladder, then gets covered in barf.
Packie: F*CK ME!
Niko finally throws Dakota off of the ledge, and she...
1. Grabs a grapping hook from her pocket and shoots up at the crane.
2. Hits the skylight of the Sprunk factory and survives due to hitting something before landing.
3. Falls down and dies. Niko goes down the ladder and Packie gets thrown off the ladder.
4. Survives when her guards respawned and placed a trampoline below.

[billy james]

2. Hits the skylight of the Sprunk factory and survives due to hitting something before landing.

(Dakota) I'll be back Niko Bellic, when you least suspect it.
She runs off into the night and disappears in the night air.
(Niko) I am sick of that bitch
At the bottom of the crane.
(Packie) Oh yuck, you have a towel on you Niko
Niko throws Packie a towel and he cleans him self up, Nikos phone rings
"Ring ring, Ring ring"
(Niko) Hello

(Unknown) Meet me at Pier 45, come alone (Hang up)

(Niko) Packie, you right to get a cab home

(Packie) Yeah sure.
Niko takes the bike and rides to Pier 45, after 10 minute he gets there and starts looking for man who called him
"Buzz Buzz"
(Niko) ohh a message, come in side the middle of Pier where all the table are.
Niko walk up there and sees ....
1) Stan Carmen
2) Ray Boccino
3) Mila
4) Dan Silver
5) Jenny Acorn

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Friday, Jul 27 2012, 10:35)

4) Dan Silver

Niko: What are you doing here, Mr. Silver?
Dan: I've heard you've had a mishap with a superspy bitch who lives by the name Dakota Carrington.
Niko: Yeah. Do you think you can do anything about it?
Dan: Well, Carrington was sent by the ETTVSO to sabotage the next season of America's Next Top Hooker. They thought the show is just terrible. Especially because of that Terminator mishap with T-B1TC4. Anyways, Packie ruined her plan and got in the way by already killing the cameraman. She tried to kill the executive producers and they were locked in a room by another spy who accidentally locked himself out. So Dakota had to get into the room and the only person who knew where was the cameraman. They tried to get the producers to spill the beans about... *leans over to Niko's ear* ...this Universal Serial Bus. This machine holds the secrets of what happened to their former boss, Dimitri Rascalov.
Niko: Oh, I killed him. Yeah, he was on the cargo ship the Platypus in East Hook-
Dan: Can you quiet down! It also holds the information of what happened to their other former bosses. Dating back to 1956. Their leader always mysteriously disappeared. No one knows why. ETTVSO stands for the "Ending Terrible Television Shows Organization".
Niko: Let's hope Dakota or any other agents from ETTVSO didn't hear that.
Dan gives Niko superspy glasses that allow you to see who around you is an ETTVSO agent. Niko looks around and realizes they're everywhere.
Dan: You don't know who you can trust. This is their logo and symbol:
Niko: I'll make sure to keep the secret, and these glasses secret. And this USB secret.
Dan: Yeah. You keep it. I just realized Jeff has a symbol of it on his lower back. I've gone paranoid and am not fit to carry it.
Niko runs off onto his motorcycle and goes to his Middle East Safehouse. When he goes to the lobby and goes up to the apartment, Roman is there, making coffee.
Roman: Hey NB. Want some coffee?
Niko: Sure cousin.
Roman pulls back his sleeves to not get any coffee on his sleeves in case of hot temperatures. Something happens though.
1. Niko gets all sorts of spam messages on his laptop to join ETTVSO.
2. Dakota smashes through the window and reveals she was eavesdropping.
3. Niko notices that Roman's forearm has the ETTVSO symbol on it.
4. Dan forgets to tell Niko something important, but gets killed before reaching the apartment.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Friday, Jul 27 2012, 17:08)

3. Niko notices that Roman's forearm has the ETTVSO symbol on it.

Niko: "Hey cousin, when did you get that tattoo?"
Roman: "Tattoo? What tattoo? *Slowly reaches for a knife next to the coffee pot* You're seeing things Niko."
Niko: "Hang on a minute, I know that symbol from somewhere. OH MY G-"
But before Niko can finish Roman lunges forward swinging the knife.
Roman: "Stay still!"
Niko: "You're not my cousin!"
Roman (impostor): "Of course I'm not, I'm really..." *pulls off mask*
Niko: "Gasp* Dakota!"
Dakota again lunges at Niko but misses and slides across the kitchen counter. She stands up and begins to throw all manner of objects at Niko - knives, forks, spoons, mugs, frying pans, the coffee pot, the microwave, etc. Niko runs towards the bathroom and locks himself inside. There he finds the real Roman who is tied-up.
Niko: "Cousin, are you alright?"
Roman: "I've been tied-up by an exact spitting image of me, no I am not alright!"
Suddenly the bathroom door smashes into pieces.
Roman: *Girly scream*
Dakota: "Now I'm gonna kill the pair of you."
But just when Dakota raises a kitchen knife above her head, she is struck in the back of the head with a frying pan, and collapses.
Niko: "Thank you for saving us ___."

Who is it that saved Niko and Roman?
1. Horatio Caine (who was in the neighborhood at the time).
2. Dan Silver.
3. Dan Houser (who is pissed at Dakota for trying to ruin GTA IV).
4. Little Jacob (who thought that Dakota was a magical leprechaun).
5. A GTAF member of your choice who contributes to this topic (this choice should be interesting if chosen, heh heh).

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Friday, Jul 27 2012, 17:35

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Friday, Jul 27 2012, 17:32)

4. Little Jacob (who thought that Dakota was a magical leprechaun).

Jacob: Ayah Niko. I be saved yaa from the magical creature ana ting.
Niko: Jacob, you're a lifesaver! Thanks for knocking out Dakota.
Jacob: Wo me breda?
Roman: Some bitch who likes to kill us.
Niko: Even though I just came to save Packie. Why isn't she trying to kill Packie though?
Dakota is close to waking up. Niko and Roman snicker and giggle while lifting Dakota's body, first Jacob smacks her with the frying pan a lot of times. Niko and Roman throw her body out the window. Dakota falls on the ground and gets hit by a truck on the road and off a ledge and into the water, then drowns.
Niko & Roman: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Niko and Roman stop laughing when they notice Jacob has the ETTVSO symbol on his forehead, how did they not notice that?
Niko: Jacob... stand still.
Jacob: *Pulls out AK-47* Don't even think about it!
Roman: Jacob, you've learnt how to speak English?!
Niko: And to have a girlish voice?
Jacob: I'm not Jacob, I'm *pulls off mask* ________!!
Niko & Roman: *gasps* _____, you son of a bitch! We thought we knew you!
_____: Actually, I'm all about the money!
Who is the imposter?
1. Ray Boccino
2. Brucie Kibbutz
3. Dwayne Forge
4. Playboy X

[billy james]

4. Playboy X

(Niko) Playboy???, weren't you killed on the Platypus like 32 pages ago?

(PBX) I thought I did too.

(Niko) Why did you knockout Dekota

(PBX) Because I wanted to kill you myself. (Jump towards Niko and try's to stab him but Niko moves and Playboy stabbing Roman instead)
(Niko and Playboy) Oh Sh:t
What happens next
1) Niko goes all red army over Playboy X
2) Dekota wakes up and we have our selfs a Mexican stand off
3) Roman reveals he's not dead and stabs PBX
4) Dan Silver breaks in and saves Niko

This post has been edited by billy james on Saturday, Jul 28 2012, 12:08

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, Jul 28 2012, 13:00)

2) Dekota wakes up and we have our selfs a Mexican stand off

Niko and Playboy X both fall out of the window and land in a convertible on the street. They fist-fight each other across the expressway until they reach the water where they see Dakota standing by the edge with a Glock in hand. Niko and Playboy slowly back away until they are far enough apart, ready their weapons, and reenact the famous Duel scene from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Niko - The Good
Dakota - The Bad
Playboy X - The Ugly

*5 minutes later*

Dakota is killed by Niko and PBX is taken hostage as he never had any ammo in his gun to start with. Niko slowly walks away into the sunset when...

1. He is hit by a car for walking in the road.
2. A helicopter falls on him.
3. An ice cream truck drives past and Niko chases after it.
4. Niko goes to a cemetery with PBX to search for gold - Niko: "There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. Playboy, you dig."
5. We change characters to a person of your choice.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Saturday, Jul 28 2012, 15:49

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Saturday, Jul 28 2012, 15:42)

1. He is hit by a car for walking in the road.

The person gets out of the car and it's Brucie. He takes off a mask and it's really Dakota.
Niko: What the f*ck? Didn't I just kill you or something?
Dakota: You killed a robot set to destroying you. The robot disguised as me before disguising as Roman while Playboy disguised as Jacob. Hardy-har-har!
Niko: I'm going to kick the sh*t out of you!
Niko and Dakota are about to fight, but Roman respawns in the middle of them when they start fighting. They accidentally pummel Roman to death. They start their real fight.
1. Dakota jumps onto Niko and he hits the side of a bus. She jumps onto him while he forces the door open and they fight inside.
2. Dakota punches Niko but he counterattacks by throwing her into a gas station a block away.
3. Niko throws Dakota onto a police car, but she rides on the car then soon hijacks it to run over Niko.
4. Packie comes in the middle of nowhere and they jump toward him. He does a roundhouse kick. The three then fight each other.

[billy james]

3. Niko throws Dakota onto a police car, but she rides on the car then soon hijacks it to run over Niko.

(Niko) Oh Sh!t
Niko jumps on the hood as Dakota trys to get rid of Niko by swerving
(Niko) Stop that you crazy bitch
Dekota succeeds at getting rid of Niko as he falls off the police car
(Niko) Arr f&ck

(Dekota) Muhahahaha, Oh SH!T!!!!
Just then Dekota hits...
1) A manure truck
2) An APC being controlled Luis, killing Dekota
3) A fuel tanker, blowing up both the tanker and Dekota
4) Several Cops cars that are after her for stealing the cop car

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 09:51)

1) A manure truck

Niko: Haha! You crashed into a pile of steaming turd!
Niko runs to a Presidente across the street and drives away. Roman, who has just had a fight against ETTVSO goons in the apartment, falls on top of Niko's car. Niko lets Roman join him as they head off to Alderney State to start a new life without the ETTVSO. Dwayne, Luis, and Yusuf decide to join them after they crashed a Golden Buzzard in Westdyke.

*10 minutes ago*
Yusuf and Luis are escaping in a giant parade float, crashing into pedestrians in West Algonquin. They're running after the ETTVSO goons that tried killing Roman until Yusuf barged in, asking for barbecue sauce. Then they've been chasing them all around Algonquin. Yusuf throws some oil on the road, making the other car spin. The parade float somehow turns sideways. They crash at Maisonette 09 where a bunch of people are partying. They tell Dwayne about the ETTVSO chasing them and he decides to come along. The three escape to the helipad in West Algonquin and fly away in Yusuf's Golden Buzzard. The Buzzard gets pursued by Swift helicopters that belong to ETTVSO. Yusuf blows up most of them with the missiles but the last one is still standing. Their chopper gets chopped up by the Swift and they crash in Westdyke. There they find Niko and Roman in a Presidente.

Yusuf: Yo, nigga! Can you give us a ride? *gets pushed out by Niko* Eh, don't turn down the Arab money! You'll pay for this, niggaaaaaaaaaaa!
Dwayne: Yo, do they have a Superstar Cafe here?
Niko: I don't know. Strangely the whole state of Alderney doesn't have one Superstar Cafe, but Liberty City has one.
Roman: We can't go back there. The ETTVSO will be all over our asses!
Niko: We have to warn Johnny and the Lost MC. Good thing I don't have that ETTVSO symbol. I just have a "Ro rul" tattoo and Roman has "man es!" We put them together and it said "Roman rules and Niko sux bawlz."
The car crashes into Ray Bulgarin's car. He gets out, and he confronts him.
Niko: Mr. Bulgarin.
Bulgarin: Niko Bellic.
Niko: I going to kill you! *Niko grabs onto Bulgarin's back and kicks and punches him. He sees a tattoo on Bulgarin's arm that says "Ro rul"
Niko: What the f*ck? Bulgarin has the tattoo.
It turns out by a turn of events that some time ago Niko went back in time in Europe and then lived a long time. He then got frozen by getting locked up by an enemy. But before that he went back in time to buy lots of weapons to kill the enemy but created a duplicate of himself. The Niko that got frozen changed his name to Bulgarin when his annoying bitch sister opened up the walk-in freezer which was where he got frozen.
What happens next when they reach the Lost MC Clubhouse?
1. Johnny has the Ending Terrible Television Shows Organization symbol on his chest.
2. Bulgarin respawns from getting pummeled and goes to the Lost MC to cause a rampage.
3. Luis and Dwayne kill most of the Lost MC before explaining.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 17:55)

3. Luis and Dwayne kill most of the Lost MC before explaining.

Johnny: "STOP YOU PSYCHOPATHS!"
Luis: "We had to get your attention somehow."
Dwayne: "And we couldn't just knock on the door and ask to see you, as we would probably get a sawn-off shotgun in the face faster than we could even say-"
Yusuf: "NIGG-"
Niko: Johnny, we need your help!"
Roman: "Yeah, we need to destroy an evil corporation called, erm, what were they called again?"
Niko: "ETTVSO."
Johnny: "Well I would have originally said yes, but since you two *points at Luis and Dwayne* KILLED HALF OF THE LOST MC, THEN NO!" *Slams the clubhouse door*
Roman: "Great, just great! Now who do we turn to for help?"
Yusuf: "I've got a tone of military artillery, if you lot wanna use that?"
Luis: "Let's do that then."
Niko: "NO! He says that word too much."
Yusuf: "You mean n-" *Niko shoots Yusuf in the stomach* "AHH!"
Roman: "NIKO WHAT THE HELL!?"
Dwayne: "Whoa!"
Luis: "Aye, that's not cool."
Yusuf: "You mean *cough* naggers?" *Dies*
Roman: "Perfect! The only person who could help us artillery wise is now dead. Great work Niko! I'm going home."
Dwayne: "Yeah, me too son."
Luis: "Bye Niko."
Niko: "Oh come on guys!"
A voice calls out to Niko from a nearby ally.
Mysterious voice: "Psst, over here."
Niko: "What? Who are you?"
The mysterious figure walks out from the shadows.
Niko: "*Gasp* It's you!"

Who is the mystery person?
1. Tom Stubbs.
2. Mayor Julio Ochoa.
3. Bernie.
4. Phil Bell.
5. Lazlow.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 23:22)

2. Mayor Julio Ochoa.

Ochoa: Yes, it's me.
Niko: If you're the mayor of Liberty City, then what are you doing here in Alderney?
Ochoa: Look, I heard you guys talking about the ETTVSO and you seem like you know your stuff.
Niko: No, you should see my associate, Dan Silver.
Ochoa: Okay, how about you, Dan and I try to take down the whole organization?
Niko: What if I refuse?
Ochoa: Then my associates will kill you.
Niko: Well, since you put it that way, I'm in.

Ochoa and Niko pick up Dan at the ULPC building. They then see an ETTVSO employee by using a sniper rifle scope to spot the symbol. They get inside a Stretch E and follow the goon's unique red and black Banshee with flaming stripes on the sides, with custom headlights that shine blue.
Niko: How much money does that guy have?
They follow the goon all the way down to Higgins Helitours. The goon calls someone so Niko, Ochoa and Dan idle the car. A Skylift approaches them. One person from the chopper parachutes to take the Banshee away to his garage. The pilot of the Skylift leaves after picking up the goon. He flies away, before Niko, Ochoa, and Dan get inside another one. Niko hijacks it and they follow the goon around to West Algonquin. They crash the side on a building and Niko, Ochoa, and Dan's cellphones fall out their left pockets. Luis comes out of nowhere, parachuting rarely inside the side of their chopper. He joins in before the Skylift stops at the docks in Alderney.
Luis: What's going on?
Ochoa: This brave citizen, this ULPC agent and me, the mayor of Liberty City followed this guy around Algonquin. We're trying to get any major links so we can find out their weak spots and destroy the organization.
Luis: ... ... I'M IN!
The four's helicopter gets spotted and the goon fires a rocket. He misses but turns the helicopter on the side and crashes into a building. The blades are turned off my Ochoa who is flying, and they get out.
Dan: Sh*t! The chopper is dead!
Ochoa: Actually, it's just on its side. Niko, help we with push this on it's landing gear, will you?
Niko: All right, just a second.
Niko sees through his sniper rifle scope and sees a parade floa carrying a crate containing some sort.
Niko: Luis, you've got to see this!
Luis: What is it, Niko? *sees parade float* Oh. The crate is full of bags... of, I seen lots of drugs in my life and I know drugs when I see them. That's heroin, cocaine, cannabis, meth, LSD, painkillers, and, barbecue sauce?
Niko: They must use everything as drugs these days I guess.
Luis: So that's why they wanted the parade float Yusuf and I stole from those goons!
Niko: It was all full of drugs.
The Skylift carries the crate of drugs and flies away. Niko gets to pushing the chopper on the right side.
What happens next?
1. The Skylift accidentally crashes into the building the four heroes are on, and an explosion happens with Niko hanging onto a broken support.
2. Ochoa pulls his sleeves back but Niko spots a really small ETTVSO symbol on his palm.
3. Luis tries to call some friends to help but loses his cellphone due to Niko's back bumping into him.
4. The crate the Skylift is carrying somehow opens up and the four are covered and drenched in several drugs.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Monday, Jul 30 2012, 01:40)

1. The Skylift accidentally crashes into the building the four heroes are on, and an explosion happens with Niko hanging onto a broken support.

Mayor Ochoa, Luis and Dan all fall from the top of the building, but luckily enough land on some tarpaulin and crates of flowers that were used to cover the parade float.

The top half of the building is on fire with papers and masonry continuously falling from the twisted mess.
Niko: "HELP! Dammit what use would yelling be? I gotta find a way to get to safety."
Some firetrucks and other emergency vehicles swarm around the base of the building.
Niko: "Good, the emergency crews have arrived."
But suddenly the support beam Niko is holding onto shifts.
Niko: "Uh oh."
The beam breaks and the floor above collapses sending office furniture, metal and masonry falling from the building.
Niko: "AAAAAHHHHH!" *Thinks* "Got to think fast, what do I do?" Niko sees a very large metal office cupboard falling next to him and he just manages to climb inside of it. The debris eventually smashes into the road just feet away from some emergency workers, and the cupboard Niko is in smashes into a fire hydrant which breaks and sprays water out. The cupboard is pushed upwards by the force of the water and Niko climbs out and falls onto the road.
Fire chief: "Did I just see what I thought I saw? A guy climbing out of a cupboard?"
Police officer: "That's it, I'm cutting out the coffee and donuts."
Luis: "Yo, that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen!"
Dan: "I wish they taught me how to do things like that."
Mayor Ochoa: "You deserve a medal for bravery dear citizen."
Niko: "Guys, guys, let's just say someone, somewhere, is looking after me." *winks*

The gang now...
1. All go to City Hall where Mayor Ochoa has some possible locations and information on ETTVSO for them to look at.
2. Go to a bar and have a victory drink for not dying.
3. Sign autographs.
4. Steal a firetruck.
5. Part ways and plan their own tactics to destroy ETTVSO.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Monday, Jul 30 2012, 22:35

[billy james]

1. All go to City Hall where Mayor Ochoa has some possible locations and information on ETTVSO for them to look at.

(Mayor) Ok my spys tell that there are 3 locations ETTVSO is at.

(Niko) You have spys?

(Luis) Where are they?

(Mayor) 1st location is here in liberty, but we they don't know where.

(Dan) Hmm, Some spys

(Mayor) The 2nd is in Los Santos

(Niko) And the 3rd

(Mayor) In...

1) London
2) Australia
3) New Zealand
4) Vice City
5) Russia


This is my 200th post on this Chain Story, YAY!!!!

This post has been edited by billy james on Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 08:03