[123robot]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 17:17)

2. Niko and Luis start fighting over who gets to go first.

Niko: Phew, ok, here I go!
Luis: No no no no, wait a second. I'll go first.
Niko: No me, you jackass. I'm more important.
Luis: Excuse me!? Oh, that's it.
Luis throws a punch at Niko, who catches it and holds it back while punching Luis in the face.
Roman: *sigh* Well, there they go again. I guess I'll just go on my own.
Luis kicks Niko in the crotch, causing him to be stunned for a moment as Luis punches him off the edge. Niko is hanging on as Luis looks down at him.
Luis: I really don't want to kill you, but just let me go first please.
Niko: f*ck you. Anyway, you were that guy who made me lose out on a huge payday at that diamond deal so I should go first as an apology.
Luis: Yeah, as if that's going to happen. Anyway, goodbye.
As Luis lifts his foot up, Roman jumps off screaming. They both turn around to see him falling with the cord attached.
Luis: What the f*ck!? That bitch went first?
Niko: Hey, that's my cousin you're talking about! But that dick did go first.
Luis: Shut up.
Luis snaps the line and Roman falls to his death.
Niko: What the f*ck!? That was my cousin! I mean, he might have gone before me, and I wouldn't have minded you beating him up or some sh*t, but that's unacceptable.
Luis: Yeah, but he went first when I wanted to, and I don't take sh*t from anyone. Anyway, time for me to go jumping now. But first...
Luis lifts his foot up again to stamp on Niko, but suddenly Niko's phone rings.
Luis: What the...
Luis took Niko's phone. Roman was calling. *
Luis: What the f*ck...
He answers.
Roman: Hey NB, can you come pick me up from hospital?
Luis: Ok, what the f*ck, he just fell and died right there. I can see his body right there. Look, come see this sh*t.
Luis helps Niko up and Niko looks over the edge.
Luis: See, there's his body, but look who the f*ck is on the phone.
Luis puts the phone to Niko's ear.
Roman: Cousin? Are you there? Please?
Niko: What the sh*t?
Roman: Is that a no?
Niko: Didn't you just die?
Roman: I, uh, maybe. Anyway, are you going to pick me up or not?
Niko: Sure, I guess.
Roman: Alright, thanks NB. See you soon.
He hangs up.
Luis: That guy is f*cking weird.
Niko: Anyway, I'll go pick him up. You can just go home or whatever. And don't beat up anyone. Especially Yusuf.
Luis: Yusuf? Hey, didn't that bitch eat part of my arm?
Niko: Uh...
Luis: Man, he is going down for that.
Luis parachutes off. Niko sighs, gets down from the building, gets some guy's car and goes to pick up Roman, but on the way...

1. Brucie calls about an emergency that he needs Niko's help with.
2. He accidentally runs over Packie.
3. He is involved in a huge accident.
4. Some people start shooting at him.
5. The police start chasing him for no apparent reason.

* I remember that there have been several times where my friend would die and he would call me only a minute later to be picked up from hospital. Weird.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (123robot @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 18:32)

2. He accidentally runs over Packie.

Niko feels a bump under his car. He looks back and sees that he'd run over Packie. He backs up to park the car but hits him again.
Niko: Crap. *Goes forward because he hears ice cream truck. He hits Packie again.* Crap.
Niko drives toward the ice cream truck, wanting ice cream. He lunges forward to get his ice cream. He breaks the windshield after getting close to the truck. He jumps out of the car and grabs onto the back door of the truck. He sneaks inside and gets some ice cream.
Driver: Eh, who are you?
Niko: I'm here to get my ice cream.
Driver: Put that back.
Niko: I said, I'm here to get my ICE CREAM! *Niko jumps toward the driver, then gets ice cream all over the windshield. The driver punches Niko onto the doorstep. Niko gets back inside and pushes the driver into the ice cream treats. The driver throws Niko at the windshield, and breaks it. He continues driving. Niko pops up hanging onto the hood. The driver crushes the front of the truck against a wall bordering Middle Park. Niko is sent flying to Northern Middle Park. Niko runs and jumps over the ledge, hanging onto the roof of the truck. He mishapens the roof using his empty gun, jabbing it. The driver throws ice cream at Niko's face after he screws a hole through the roof. Niko is blinded by ice cream and stumbles off of the truck.*
Niko: I WILL GET THAT ICE CREAM!!
Niko jumps onto the back doors and pushes his feet at the bottom. He jumps inside and takes all of the truck's ice cream and carrys it all in a bag and throws it in someone's car to take later. The ice cream driver gets killed by Niko after he punches his head onto the wheel. He throws the body out the truck and drives it to the car with his ice cream.
Something goes horribly wrong when someone else finds the ice cream.
1. Little Jacob
2. Luis
3. [insert character here]
4. Yusuf

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 22:46)

1. Little Jacob

Niko: "Jacob, what are you doing with my ice cream?"
LJ: "Cha know star, finders keepers."
Niko: *Pulls out gun* "Hand over the ice cream!"
LJ: "You real vexed Niko, ya should call off." *Throws an ice cream at Niko's head*.
Niko: "That's it, get out!"
LJ steps on the accelerator and speeds down the road in the car, whilst eating ice cream. Niko runs into the middle of the road and orders an elderly driver to chase after the car Jacob is in. The chase leads down to the crane in the road by Rotterdam Tower where Jacob crashes the car due to severe brain freeze. Niko jumps out of the car, pulls Jacob out of the crashed car, and seizes control of the vehicle. He drives around Star Junction eating ice cream, but Niko too eventually crashes the car into Burger Shot as a result of brain freeze. An ice cream man sees the car Niko is in, and steals it whilst Niko is in pain on the pavement.
Niko: "GET BACK HERE! OW! MY HEAD!"
Suddenly Little Jacob comes along.
LJ: "I told ya to call off Niko."
Niko: "Shut up Jacob."
LJ: "'Ere, take a whiff of this mon." *Holds a spliff to Niko's nose. Niko instantly becomes high*.
Niko: "Whoa, if feel much better now. Look at all of the colours around me. Wow!"
LJ: "Ya become high to easy star." Niko stands up and walks into the middle of traffic.
LJ: "Rudeboy, look out!"
An LCPD Cruiser barely misses running over Niko, as does two taxis, a van, Brucie in a sports car, and a Securicar.

Niko...
1. Eventually gets hit by a car.
2. Wonders into the MeTV building and appears on a TV show.
3. Starts fighting a hotdog vendor thinking he is a "half leprechaun half land shark".
4. Steals a bus and drives around Algonquin singing songs.
5. Passes out in the middle of Star Junction.

[AlexGTAGamer]

Woops, double post. Sorry.

[Carbonox]

3. Starts fighting a hotdog vendor thinking he is a "half leprechaun half land shark".

Hotdog vendor: A what?
Niko: Just f*cking die!
Niko tries to kick the vendor, who dives out of the way SR3 style, and the kick hits the explosive barrel hidden in the stand. Niko survives the explosion and begins laughing like a maniac.
Niko: Did you see that?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I kicked that bitch's stand so hard that it blew up! WOO!
Jacob: Niko, muy breda, come back!
Niko obviously doesn't listen and runs to the street again, despite lots of traffic coming his way. Somehow he manages to cross it, but falls over onto the sidewalk and hits his head on the floor.
Niko: All the pretty lights...
Jacob starts to run across the street towards him, even though he endangers himself as well.

But then...

1. Jacob gets run over by a police car.
2. Jacob gets run over by Mohammed who is transporting Brucie for free.
3. A drunken hobo wanders to Niko and vomits on top of him.
4. Niko suddenly gets up and begins attacking the pedestrians.
5. Roman calls Niko and asks him to play pool.

[123robot]

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 23:29)

4. Niko suddenly gets up and begins attacking the pedestrians.

Random Ped: Hey! Ow! Get off!
Little Jacob: No! What ya doin', breda!?
A police officer spots Niko and runs over to him.
Little Jacob: Look out, Niko!
Niko: What did you say Roman?
The officer reaches him and tries to arrest him.
Officer: Get down on the ground, sir!
Niko: No... You won't take me alive!
Little Jacob begins to run over to him.
Little Jacob: I'll help ya, bre-
Niko shoots Little Jacob with a pistol.
Niko: Get away from me pig! Heh...
He wanders into a car and begins to drive away as several cop cars follow, accidentally running over Jacob in the process. Suddenly, his phone begins to ring. Niko answers while laughing.
Roman: Um, hello cousin? Are you alright?
Niko: *giggles*
Roman: O...k, you didn't come pick me up, so I just took a taxi. Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to play some pool.
Niko: Suuuuure....
Roman: Nice NB. See you then.
A police car drove alongside his.
Police: Stop! Now!
Niko: f*ck you.
He throws the phone at them. Now what?

1. He passes out.
2. He goes off a ramp.
3. He begins to shoot at the police.
4. He goes to Roman's place to pick him up for pool.
5. He crashes into Brucie, who is in a sports car.

[billy james]

5. He crashes into Brucie, who is in a sports car.

(Niko) Are f#ck

(Brusie) I thinks I got whiplash
Suddernly a bunch of other cars run into Niko car and causes a trafffic jam

(Niko) F*ck this sh*t
A news chopper comes and reports the accident over radio
(Mike Whitley) This just in, a traffic jam has blocked the main road and everyone in it can't get unstuck out of it, Mike Whitley Weasel News

What happens next????
1) The helicopter stalls and almost crashes
2) Niko shoots the Chopper with an RPG
3) The Traffic Jam become unstuck
4) A big explosion distroys all of Bohan

This post has been edited by billy james on Friday, Jul 20 2012, 08:01

[123robot]

QUOTE (billy james @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 21:00)

2) Niko shoots the Chopper with an RPG

Niko: f*ck you!
The helicopter comes down flaming, and is heading right for the giant traffic jam.
Niko: Oh sh*t!
Luckily, now that the highness is passing, he has enough sense to try and escape. He jumps into Brucie's open-top sports car.
Niko: Go!
Brucie steps on it and gets out of there just as the helicopter crashes and blows everything up.
Brucie: Holy sh*t man! That was awesome! By the way, where the hell did you get a f*cking rocket launcher, man!?
Niko: Um, nowhere. Nowhere at all. Anyway, we should probably get the hell out of here.
Brucie: Alright man.
Brucie starts driving around randomly.
Niko: Hold on a second. Can you head to my penthouse, I'm supposed to be meeting up with Roman for a game of pool. I think, it's hard to remember...
Brucie: Nice! Can I come? I'm not really doing much.
Niko: Sure, better then hanging out with Roman on my own.
Brucie: Cool NB!
They soon arrive and pick up Roman.
Roman: Thanks cousin, and Brucie. Wait, what are you doing here?
Niko: I got in a bit of a...eh...situation, and I bumped into Brucie and he wanted to come along.
Brucie: To the max!
Roman: Hm, right.
They head to the Homebrew Cafe and start to play Pool there, but suddenly the police burst in.
Police: Everyone get down on the ground!
Everyone gets down and Niko looks at the police wide eyed. The main officer sees him.
Police: There he is!
Roman: sh*t!
What happens?

1. Niko gets into cover and starts shooting.
2. Either Brucie or Roman (or both) are injured.
3. Little Jacob notices the commotion from outside and saves the day.
4. Roman whips out a pistol.
5. Brucie gets down and calls a mysterious person for help.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (123robot @ Friday, Jul 20 2012, 13:40)

3. Little Jacob notices the commotion from outside and saves the day.

Jacob: Wat's dat, Badman?
Badman: It sound like a big mess inaside me breda Jacob.
Jacob: Lezz go!
Jacob and Badman bust inside with MP10's. Niko dances around freely while the two kill the cops. Roman and Brucie keep ducking, then hide behind a counter. There, they find a pool cue at the pool table. Roman grabs it but Brucie smashes him against the wall and takes it. He whacks a cop with it. Then another one. Niko is slowly heading toward the door, but when he gets outside, more police cars come.
Niko: Sh*t! There's more of them!
Little Jacob and Badman run out of bullets. Niko tells Brucie to beat up the cops outside, and he uses his RPG. The two go outside and rid the cafe of cops. After this, Badman and Jacob leave and Roman, Brucie, and Niko are left.
They leave to play pool but Roman's fatness...
1. Makes him bump into an old lady, which bumps into a pedestrian that bumps into a bunch of Hillside Posse gangsters.
2. Makes him tilt to the road and get ran over.
3. Makes him trip, and bounce all over the expressway.
4. Makes him capture an ice cream truck and get lots of ice cream.

[codams]

Off Topic: Sorry for it being short.

On Topic:

[/QUOTE]3. Makes him trip, and bounce all over the expressway.[QUOTE]

Roman bounces all the way to Vice City, where Tommy kicks him all the way to Los Santos, where CJ uses his Minigun to shoot Roman all the way back to Liberty City.
Niko: How long has he been bouncing?
Brucie: 6 Hours.
Niko: Someone must be dizzy now.
Roman rolls into to ocean and floats to London, where he climbs onto a boat that takes him around the Med. After a Week roman gets back to Liberty.
Niko: Where have you been?
Roman: EVERYWHERE...
Niko: You all right?
Roman: NEVER FELT BETT... OOO LOOK ITS A HOT WOMAN.
Niko turns around to see...

1. Brucie
2. Packie
3. Little Jacob
4. Bernie
5. Johnny
6. Luis
7. [insert male name here]

[billy james]

Codams you only meant to have up to 5 choices not 7, read the rules

1. Brucie

(Brusie) What, I'm not women (punches Roman)

(Niko) You certainly look like it

(Brucie) Shut up Niko
Brucie hulks out and starts smashing everything in site
(Niko) Too much steroids up the ass hahahaha

(Brucie) Brucie smash
What happens next???
1) Brucie Ramages though the city
2) Nick Fury attempts to recruit Brucie
3) Brucie calms down and they go Paintballing

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, Jul 21 2012, 23:53)

3) Brucie calms down and they go Paintballing

Niko, Roman and Brucie go to Algonquin but then realize that there is no paintballing places in L.C. Just then a leaflet hits Niko in the face advertising a paintballing competition over at the construction site in Castle Gardens, where they all head off to.

- One drive later -

Niko, Roman and Brucie go to the entrance of the site where there is a signing-up booth. They all sign in, receive their paintball guns and outfits, and go to different parts of the site. There are 50 people in total, all characters who we all know. Yusuf then appears on top of some scaffolding.
Yusuf: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever "Yusuf Amir's Shoot-em-up Paintball Competition"!
Niko: "Who came up with that name?"
Yusuf: "Never you mind. Paintball guns at the ready. 3, 2, 1... GO NIG-" *Yusuf is shot in the crotch with a paintball* Ow my diamond jewels!"
Niko: "Take that!"
People begin to shoot each other, some run away to other parts of the site, some hide in cover, others are shot to the ground.
Niko: "Hey I know everyone here."
Roman: "I'm going to get you Niko!"
Just then Vlad jumps from some scaffolding and shoots Roman.
Roman: "AHHH, DAMN IT!"
Vlad: "Take that yokel!" *Niko shoots Vlad in the crotch* Oh damn it! Stupid yokels." *Falls to the floor*.

- 2 hours later -

The paintball guns stop firing and through out the site people are on the ground covered in paint moaning, whilst some still remain cowering in cover, and one person stands victorious above them all on a crane. That character is...
1. Niko
2. Luis
3. Johnny
4. Mallorie
5. [Any GTA IV or EFLC character you want]

[MarijuanaMonkey]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, Jul 22 2012, 00:42)

1. Niko

Niko: Hey people, let's go to the funland in Firefly Island.
Everybody (except Niko): Yay!

All of these familiar faces jack cars for going to the funland from Yusuf's construction site. Yusuf grabs his heavily armed piss off Buzzard and cusses everybody by saying "GO OUT OF THE WAYS, MOTHERF*CKERS! I'M THE KING OF THIS CITY." This angers Niko and blows up Yusuf with a rocket launcher.

Roman: Sh*t, man. Why did you do this?
Niko: C'mooon! We don't need that half-brained pantsless piece of sh*t calling everbody "Nigga". Let's limp our way to the funland.

The crowd finally arrives to the funland but they remember the funland is still out of order (because of still on repair). This angers Niko and he starts to kick the chained huge door of the funland, Roman and Jacob tries to calm him down, after Badman approaches and says:

Badman: We can give a try an thing an.

After all of GTA IV & EFLC characters in scene kick the weed smoker, lazy construction workers' asses and start to repair the funland. We see Niko, Johnny and Luis working on a billboard in the funland, other scene we see is Packie and Gerald carrying some pipes of iron and an other scene we see is Roman and Brucie doing something stupid at crashing autos platform.

8 hours later...

Our heroes finally finish repairing the funland. First off, Vlad is seen trying to shoot a duck, but he can't shoot any, so he throws his rifle and yells "Yokel ducks!", other ting we seen is Little Jacob and Badman gets on the rollercoaster when they're heavily pretty on marijuana, Jacob pukes on a person on the ground, guess who it is, it's Mikhail Faustin, he yells "F*cking sh*t, I'll cut your Rasta balls off!". Dimitri tries to calm him down "Mikhail. Please. Calm down!", after Mikhail cracks his answer up Dimitri's ass "Shut up Dimitri, for the last time. Alsoo why do I still hang out a rat like you. F*CK OFF!". Mikhail kicks Dimitri in the ass and Dimitri is seen flying out from the funland and shooting him and his flying ass to the sun. Jacob says Badman to "He's blurred wit vomit an ting". "Oh, my youth. Is ya eat jambon an thing at the breakfast?" "Ehh, let me tink. Yah, I'd do". Badman and Jacob is seen riding on rollercoaster, after we go on the other scene where Brucie is at the merry-go-round which consist of horse toys. When a beautiful lady goes through the scene, Brucie says "Hey lady! I think it's your lucky day. There's a white horse riding prince waiting you. Wanna a nipple massage?". The woman walks toward Brucie and kicks Brucie in the nuts as usual. Brucie falls on the ground and screams in the pain: "Oh my balls! Oh my wonderful steroid filled balls". After Jacob and Badman seen getting out of the rollercoaster and after they puke out everywhere they go. After a bit steps, they pass out and Roman is seen getting on the rollercoaster. After Packie, Gerald and Gordon seen on a drinking race, they seem like sh*theads, probably it means they're heavy on beer. Niko, Johnny and Luis seen in front of punching bag toy. Niko makes his punch and pointer reaches 80. Johnny says "Cool. But mine is cooler". Johnny throws his punch and sh*t hits the fan, pointer reaches 100. Johnny screams in fun and dances like an idiot through all funland. Vlad is seen leaving from the duck shooting platform with a teddy bear, looks like he finally got a reward, ehh...

After rollercoaster stops and Roman is seen screaming in worry that: "Hey! Help! Help me! Niko! Cousin!"

1. Roman jumps out on the ground and thanks to his huge belly, he hops on the ground several times but finally stops and so saves himself.

2. Niko climbs down on the rollercoaster to make his way to Roman. He finally reaches Roman and grabs him with his left arm. After Niko hangs on a cutted and empty electric cable, they get on the floor like Tarzan style.

3. The part of the rollercoaster Roman sits on, can't stand Roman's weight anymore, so it breaks, Roman falls on the floor heavily, the part of the rollercoaster that breaks, falls down on Roman and Roman becomes potato mash under it.

4. Roman jumps out of the rollercoaster but he finds himself as spawned at the top of Rotterdam Tower.

This post has been edited by MarijuanaMonkey on Monday, Jul 23 2012, 08:25

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (MarijuanaMonkey @ Monday, Jul 23 2012, 09:23)

1. Roman jumps out on the ground and thanks to his huge belly, he hops on the ground several times but finally stops and so saves himself.

Roman: "I can't believe I'm going to say this but, I'm glad I'm big boned! Yeah!"
Ray: "You're not big boned, your fat."
Roman: "Shut up!"
Roman walks around Funland looking for Niko. He eventually finds him talking to Hossan.
Niko: "So yeah I'll give you his number, he'll get you some work."
Hossan: "Thanks Niko, you're a true friend."
Roman: "Cousin!"
Niko: "I've got to go now, take care of yourself." *Roman punches Niko in the face* "What the hell cousin!?"
Roman: "That's for leaving me stranded on top of the Screamer!"
Niko: "Well it is very hard to hear your cries for help over all of the noises in the park."
Roman: "But you're my cousin, your supposed to be there to help me!"
Niko: "I saved you from loan sharks, I got mobsters off of your backs, I saved you from kidnappers, I bent over backwards to help you, and now you're getting all funny with me because you got stuck on a rollercoaster!? Are you serious!?"
Roman: "YES I AM SERIOUS!"
Funland falls silent and everyone looks at Roman and Niko.
Niko: "Just go back to what you were doing people. nothing to see here."
Roman: "There IS something for people to see here, a disloyal cousin!"
Niko: "Roman call down."
Roman: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!"
Mallorie: "Sweetie, just do what Niko says, calm down. You're making a scene."
Roman: "AM NOT!"
Brucie: "Man, I can hear you on the other side of the park, calm it down."
Roman: "SCREW YOU ALL!" Roman punches Niko so hard that Niko falls back into a skeeball game.
Everyone: *Gasp*
Rocco: "Yeah, show him what you're made of!"
Little Jacob: "Aye, shut it mon."
Roman storms off and kicks a trashcan whilst leaving.
Johnny: "I was on the beach, what happened here?"
Niko: "It's a long story."
Mallorie: "I'll go after him."
LJ: "I too star."
Brucie: "And me too. I'm his best bud after all."

Everyone then goes home and Niko...
1. Takes his anger out on Funland and destroys everything.
2. Goes after Roman.
3. Kicks a can which hits a kiosk, which falls over onto a support beam for the Liberty Eye ferris wheel, which falls over and starts rolling around Broker.
4. Hits the first person he sees. That person was [insert character here].
5. Gets so angry that the game crashes.

[billy james]

4. Hits the first person he sees. That person was Rocco Pelosi.

(Rocco) Ouch you Slav that f&cking herd. (Rocco pulls out a an Uzi)
Niko goes all red army on him and breaks Roccos arm
(Niko) YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME
Niko goes to the Jerkovs bar and gets so drunk he punches a cop and ends up in prison
(The next morning)
(Niko) Arr My head, why the hell am I.

(Prisoner 234109) Your in the Alderney State Correctional Facility

(Niko) What did I do

(Prisoner 234109) Punched a cop

(Niko) How long did I get

(Prisoner 234109) About 3 years

(Niko) For punching a cop, f*ck that.
What happens next
1) Niko trys to escape
2) A riot happen
3) He runs into Gerry, who's back in prison
4) Packie, Brusie, Luis, and Johnny breaks into the prison and try to bust out Niko

This post has been edited by billy james on Tuesday, Jul 24 2012, 11:09

[123robot]

QUOTE (billy james @ Tuesday, Jul 24 2012, 09:40)

4) Packie, Brusie, Luis, and Johnny breaks into the prison and try to bust out Niko

Suddenly, the walls crash down to the ground as a huge APC bashes through the wall.
Niko: What the f*ck!?
Packie: Get in, Niko! We're busting you out!
Niko begins to run over there, but loads of police officers and security guards begin to shoot, and they hear the sound of several sirens. Niko ducks down behind a wall as the crew get out of the APC, armed with all sorts of ridiculously powerful weapons. Luis has an AK-47, Johnny has a shotgun and a couple of grenades strapped to him, Brucie has an M16 and Packie is carrying two MP5s. He throws one over to Niko.
Packie: Come on, let's take down these bastards!
Johnny: Yeah, let's do it!
They take down several officers and run out into the courtyard before more police cars arrive and a helicopter hovers above.
Brucie: sh*t, there's too many!
Luis: Yeah, I'm running out of ammo man.
Johnny: Alright then, time to take out the big guns.
Johnny reaches into the APC and takes out a rocket launcher.
Niko: Holy sh*t, is that a rocket launcher!?
Johnny: You bet your ass it is!
He shoots it at a crowd of police officers and cars outside, causing them all to blow up in an amazing light show.
Luis: Whoa, you're crazy!
Johnny inserts another round and shoots it up at the helicopter, which begins to come down flaming.
Johnny: Uh oh...
Packie: Oh sh*t!
Spotting an exit nearby clear of officers, they dash out and jump onto the ground in an uneccessarily dramatic fashion as the helicopter hits the prison and the whole place explodes.
Packie: Holy f*cking sh*t!
Brucie: What the f*ck, man!?
Niko: Guys...
Johnny: Wow...
Luis: That's some crazy sh*t, man.
Niko: Guys, you should look-
Packie: They're really gonna want us now.
Niko: SHUT THE f*ck UP AND LOOK!
Everyone actually listens to him and looks up when they realise that despite the giant explosion, they're still surrounded by a ridiculous amount of police cars and N.O.O.S.E vans, and there are loads of officers with their guns at the ready.
Luis: Oh sh*t...
What now?

1. Roman comes out of nowhere and kills all of the officers with ease due to his anger.
2. Dwayne and his backup arrive and shoot the sh*t out of all of the officers.
3. [insert character here] saves them.
4. Johnny just shoots another rocket and blows everyone up.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (123robot @ Tuesday, Jul 24 2012, 14:04)

3. [insert character here] saves them.

LCPD officer: "Put your weapons on the ground and put your hands on your heads."
Johnny: "Well this looks like the end."
LCPD officer: "I won't tell you again put your- *Sound of a jet engine begins to get louder and louder* What the heck? Where is that plane engine sound coming from?"
Everyone looks around when suddenly a Ghawar jet smashes through the prison security wall, sends LCPD and NOOSE vehicles flying in every direction along with wall and jet debris, and sends officers fleeing in panic.
Niko: "Well that was lucky."
Out of the twisted metal wreckage stumbles none other than a drunk, half burned Ray Bulgarin.
Niko: "Bulgarin?"
Bulgarin looks at Niko, smiles, then falls on the ground.
Packie: "Should we put the flames on him out?"
Niko & Luis: "No, leave him to burn."
Johnny: "Guys, come on! Let's go whilst we still got the chance!"
Niko, Johnny, Packie and Luis all run outside dodging burning debris and injured police officers. Fire trucks, ambulances, LCPD, NOOSE and FIB vehicles swarm around the prison. The gang run into an industrial complex and steal a van being packed with crates.
Driver: "Hey get back here, that's my product!"
Luis: "Hey look what's in here!"
Niko (whilst driving): "What is it?"
Luis pulls out a variety of drugs - marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, meth, you name it it's in there.
Johnny: "Damn, that's a lot of drugs!"
Luis: "So Niko, what should we do with this stuff?"
Niko: "...

1. Let's get f*cked up on those drugs!"
2. Let's sell that stuff on the streets."
3. Let's get rid of that crap."
4. Luis, why don't you pass that on to your friends?"
5. Let's find Roman and slip this stuff into a drink and make him have it."

[MarijuanaMonkey]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Tuesday, Jul 24 2012, 17:36)

5. Let's find Roman and slip this stuff into a drink and make him have it."

The guys get to the nearest spray shop and loses all the heat on them. After they drives throughout all city to find Roman and they finally find Roman in Maisonette 9. Roman is seen has putted on his elegant suit and trying to get some titties on the dance floor. Brucie joins Roman meanwhile Packie is seen masturbating at the club toilet and Niko, Luis Johnny gets a shot of drink and slip all the drug stuff into the drink.

After Niko approaches Roman and apologizes him:

Niko: Roman! I'm so sorry, cousin. Take this as an apologize gift.
Roman: Okay, cousin. Don't mention it. We all can depressed during some times in our lifetime.

Roman grabs the drink and drinks all of it in one shot.

Packie rushes out of the toilet and all Niko, Packie, Brucie, Luis and Johnny start to laugh at Roman.

Roman starts to "cheese", stuff blows up his brain, he starts to do something stupid. First off, Roman tends to grab the big titties of a sexy woman, after he starts dancing like an idiot, he takes off his shirt (also at the same time Niko records everything with his mobile phone), throws it away. After he takes off his pants and his underwear. He sees Dessie and Gay Tony talking in front of the main entrance, he attemps to kiss the both of them but Roman is kicked in the ass by Dessie.

After a bit steps, Roman way is cutted down by a police car. Police gets naked Roman for arresting him, Roman offers the police officer to bribe, the police takes him away.

Roman spends the night at East Holland Police Department. After he's released, he gets to his cab depot but he realizes that the business has been taken over by Mohammed. Roman is shocked and orders Mohammed to get up from his armchair but Mohammed annoys him and throws a shuck of photos:

Roman: Lift your Arab ass from my extereme luxury armchair.
Mohammed: Oh yeah? Why should I listen a undressed, horny, male-kissing, faggot piss off stripper sh*t? Now the business is mine, MINE!
Roman: No, I'm not gay.

Mohammed throws a shuck of photos to Roman, Roman opens the shuck and faces with some photos from the last late hard night.

Roman: WHAT DA F*CK?

Soooo:

1) Roman finds a rocket launcher at the office. He blows the cab depot, himself and Mohammed up. He opens his eyes in the hospital and calls Niko to pick him up.

2) Roman extremely angers and cracks up a Kamehameha wave ( Dragon Ball style ) on Mohammed, so Mohammed's whole body blows up and Roman starts to think how will he get rid of the corpse.

3) Roman grabs his taxi and drives to Brucie for learning how these photos "hit the fan".

4) Roman kills Mohammed with a baseball bat, takes the photos, burns 'em up, after meets with Mallorie to get rid of the corpse but Mallorie has photos of that last late hard night.

5) "Punk'd" prank program creators Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg come there and tells Roman that he got "punk'd".

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (MarijuanaMonkey @ Tuesday, Jul 24 2012, 23:09)

2) Roman extremely angers and cracks up a Kamehameha wave ( Dragon Ball style ) on Mohammed, so Mohammed's whole body blows up and Roman starts to think how will he get rid of the corpse.

Mohammed: I see you're getting angry you filthy hobo-smelling fatass dog-lover making love to animals at the zoo- *gets destroyed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Roman: There, you've been shut up. *calls Mallorie* Hey beautiful. -- That's great that you're drunk but listen, I need your help. Do you perhaps know by any chance how to get rid of a dead body?
MaLLOrIe: oKAY PApPY, i KnOW A GoOd PplAcE tO TaKe A DEaD BoDy!

Two hours later Roman and Mallorie find themselves in a nearly wrecked Lokus with the cops after them.
Roman: Mallorie, I think it's best if I take the wheel?
Mallorie: SHuT Up I kNOw A SHoRTcUt! *Mallorie drives through a forest, knocking police cars into trees and a lake.*
Roman: HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS A SHORTCUT?!!??!!?
Mallorie and Roman knock trees down in the forest, with Roman trying to take the steering wheel. Roman succeeds and goes back to Liberty City after they ditch the car for a boat. The boat twists and turns and Mallorie is still drunk, throwing alcohol bottles at the police, always missing. Roman remembers he has a bottle of the drink Niko, Packie, Brucie, Johnny, and Luis gave him. He reverse engineered it and created some more of it as he happened to like it. He drinks a sip, and gets uper high. He takes off Mallorie's shirt and bra, and jacks off to it. He then jizzes all over the cops. The cops try shooting, but his rubber penis reflects all the bullets back at them. He then shakes a bottle, and shoots the bursting alcohol at the cops, along with bottles of his sperm. He throws it at the cops, and then dances around. He bites on Mallorie's head, shoots everyone, and drives back in time. Roman and Mallorie end up in 2001, and Roman drives and flips the boat by hitting it in front of the Portland Island seawall. Mallorie drowns but Roman gets up, dances and climbs onto land, does a backfilp, and...
1. He gets challenged by a 2001 Liberty City Triad in a dance-off.
2. He squirts sperm all over the mafia, but gets his penis shot off by a shotgun. He winces in pain.
3. He finds Claude, and becomes best friends with him.
4. He meets Tony, who knows Salvatore, who knows 8-Ball, who knows Donald Love who knows Asuka, who knows Kenji, who knows MOHAMMED!!

[MarijuanaMonkey]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 03:05)

1. He gets challenged by a 2001 Liberty City Triad in a dance-off.

After a short while, Roman gets on the land, Mallorie gets out from the water healthy, she states that she's okay, she was just a bit depressed about open water. Roman says "Okay", Roman and Mallorie starts to walk on the street of 2001's Liberty City and after a while, Roman and Mallorie face with "Annual Libery City Hapiness Dance-Off". Roman sees lots of people dancing with the happiest wishes. This time, their way is cutted down by some Triads and Triads do some sharp figures to them. Roman does not do anything and Mallorie faints.

Mallorie opens her eyes in Portland View Hospital. Mallorie is angry with Roman because when Triads noob'd them by their sharp figures, Roman just watched it:

Roman: Hey Mallorie, beauty. You feel good?
Mallorie: Roman. Shut up! You noobie.
Roman: What !?
Mallorie: You just watched when those noodle brains "served" us in front of everybody.
Roman: So?
Mallorie: So? You're gonna payback.

Mallorie teaches Roman some lusty, sharp Samba figures. However Roman says hims and Brucie's "Lady Magnet" dance is cooler. Mallorie yells him in anger, so Roman says " 'Kay. This time, get with yours"

Later, Roman face with Triads in Chinatown territory. Triads screw Roman up with their rare "Dragon Fire" dance but Roman "serves" them with a dance style which is mixed of Lady Magnet and Samba. Triads are suprized that they're served, Roman yells "YOU F*CKED IN THE ASS" and runs away but he stopped by Triads' dance coach Chunky Lee Chong. Chong states that it means competition, in Kenji's Casino in Saturday night, 9 P.M.

(South Park "You Got F'd In The A" episode parody)

So Roman must create a team for beat these dancing Chinese. The team is consisted of:

1. Roman - Claude - 8-Ball - Maria - Asuka
2. Roman - Miguel - Catalina and other two Colombian Cartel members
3. Roman - Salvatore - Toni - Luigi - Joey

This post has been edited by MarijuanaMonkey on Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 09:57