[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (codams @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 23:34)

2. Niko is killed and respawns in prison

Niko: "Aw man, I could really do with a pardon letter right now."
Suddenly John Marston spawns in the same cell as Niko.
John: "What the- This isn't Blackwater prison. Who are you?"
Niko: "Who are you? And what's up with the cowboy outfit?"
John: "It's the style. What are you wearing?"
Niko: "Something from back home."
John: "Man I'm not in Blackwater anymore. Where am I?"
Niko: "You're in the Alderney State Correctional Facility in Alderney State, Liberty City."
John: *Blank face*
A prison guard walks by and sees John in the cell.
Guard: "Hey you weren't in here earlier, how did you get in here? And what's up with the cowboy outfit? You in the YMCA troupe performing at Hercules tonight?"
John: "I haven't got a single clue as to what you are talking about."
Guard: "I swear I'm seeing things. Not surprising though as I've had to deal with about six prison riots this week. You two don't go causing trouble now, ya hear?" *Guard walks away*.
Niko: "Hey I know this is going to sound like a stupid question, but do you have a pardon letter I can use to get out of here with?"
John: "Sure, right here." *Hands pardon letter over*.
Niko: "Thanks. In return I'll send you back home."
John: "Thanks, er..."
Niko: "My name's Niko. Niko Bellic."
John: "Thanks Niko."
Niko not having any weapons instead decides to snap John Marston's neck, killing him instantly. John yells before he dies and despawns, thus alerting the prison guard.
Guard: "Where did that yell come from? Hey where'd that cowboy fella go to?"
Niko: "What cowboy fella?"
Guard: "The one in here earlier."
Niko: *Blank face*
Guard: "I've got to quit this job, it's doing me no good."
Niko: "Tell me about it, you threw me in here earlier even though I had a pardon on me. See?" *Hands pardon letter over*.
Guard: "This letter is to certify that the bearer of said pardon letter is eligible to be acquitted of all crimes. Signed, Mayor John?"
Niko: "Am I free to go?"
Guard: *Opens cell door* "Get out of here."

Now that Niko is out of prison...
1. He gets drunk.
2. He phones up a friend to see how they are.
3. He walks into John Marston who has respawned somewhere in L.C.
4. He steals a vehicle.
5. He goes back over to the prison gates to mock the inmates.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 23:39

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 23:37)

3. He walks into John Marston who has respawned somewhere in L.C.

Niko: Yes! I'm out of prison and I'm finally free!
Luis' theme song plays while Niko walks through South Algonquin pretty much reannacting TBoGT's intro. Unfortunately he bumps into... John Marston!
Niko: Crap!! *He runs inside Tony Prince's apartment.*
Tony: Hey! I know you! You're that f*ck that kidnapped Gracie!
Niko: No time for that! Some gay cowboy performer at Hercules is going to kill me for snapping his neck! *Runs in the bathroom*
Tony: Gay cowboy performer? * John walks inside*
John: I saw a Russian guy come inside your home. Where is he?
Tony: I don't know but, have you been always been a gay performer at Hercules?
John: I don't understand the least of the sh*t you're sayin'.
Tony grabs John's hand and goes into his room. They shoot a gay porn film with Tony practically raping him. Niko runs outside. He bumps into Luis, who is now a midget because a firetruck flattened him after being shot up by a fire hydrant. He falls and gets stuck inside the hole in a butcher's meat cleaver.
Everyone: OH COME ON!!!
Luis then gets killed out of frustration by the peds. Johnny then walks into Niko, who bumps into a old lady who bumps into a gangster who bumps into a Triad. The Triad takes it as an act of aggression and gets six more Triads to kill the people on the sidewalk. Everyone gets killed except Niko and Johnny, who hide inside he underground weapon shop in Chinatown.
Johnny: Phew. Hey, Mr. Shopkeeper, can we stay here for a little while, there's some Triads outside?
Shopkeeper: You do realize I'm a Triad myself.
Niko & Johnny: Oh sh*t.
The duo then run all the way to the Meat Quarter after a car chase inside a Presidente. They hide inside Hercules, where they find John Marston forced to be lap-dancing with four other cowboy performers.
Johnny: What the f*ck?
What happens next?
1.Niko and Johnny get sexually harassed by one of the performers and run away but have to run from the Triads.
2. The Triads come inside and lap-dance with the performers, leaving Niko and Johnny make a run for it.
3. Luis and Bernie are inside the club and both agree to harbour them to Beechwood City.

[Driftking120]

2. The Triads come inside and lap-dance with the performers, leaving Niko and Johnny make a run for it.
"Hey guys, they aren't here, can we get a lap-dance now?" says a Triad
*The other Triads agree to get a lap-dance*
"WTF" Niko and Johnny say very slowly
*johnny and niko then sneak away very quietly but bump into an old lady*
"Well excuse me!" says the lady very loudly grabbing the attention of one of the triads
"There they are, get them!" Yells the Triads
*Johnny not wanting the old lady to get hurt, picks her up in his hands*
"Sorry lady, but you coming with us" says Johnny
*Johnny and Niko then run out the emergency exit of the club*
*They then stuff the old lady inside the trunk of the presidente and drive off*
what happens next?
1. the old lady has a machete
2. the old lady is the mayor's wife
3. they forget to close the trunk of the car
4. the old lady starts stripping in the trunk of the car

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 01:22)

3. they forget to close the trunk of the car

Johnny: Sh*t! I forgot!!!... to get my martini at the gay club!
He backs up the car and hits a bump.
Johnny: What was that??
Niko: I think you f*cked up with the shock absorbers.
Johnny: No, I think that was- *spots the old lady's body* OH SH*T!! The old lady! We forgot to close the trunk!
John Marston is inside a car chasing Niko for snapping his neck 3 posts ago, but has trouble with the controls.
John: How the f*ck do these newfangled machines work! *He crashes and jumps out then hits the edge of Niko and Johnny's Presidente*
Niko: What was that??
Johnny: *After seeing John dead by the wheel* We're hurting a LOT of people today.
Niko and Johnny spot the Triads up ahead with tear gas and Micro-Uzis. Tony is seen running out of Hercules to wherever Marston went, still thinking he's a gay club performer. He drunk drives and crashes into the Presidente. He crashes and falls out of the windshield, landing inside their trunk. It closes. Niko and Johnny have oil, so they spill it on the road, making most of the Triad gang cars slip. They lose them after blowing them up with a few sparks. They then drive off to a warehouse in BOABO, in the meantime, picking up John Marston who respawned in Dukes.
They intimidate Tony in the warehouse to set things straight because John doesn't want him to keep mistaking him as a gay cowboy performer at Hercules.
Tony: Wha- where am I? I was drunk just a second ago and- *John Marston walks in front of him* Oh! It's you, cowboy! Why am I here?
John: I'm not a gay performer, you gay!
Niko: You see, Mr. Marston here wants you to stop calling him a gay cowboy club performer.
Tony: Why. What is he, than?
Johnny: A cowboy from the Southern USA in the 1900's.
Tony: ... ... ... You're a great liar! You should be an actress.
Johnny: Are you f*cking retarded?
John: Yeah, are you? Because where I come from, we kill folks like you.
What happens next?
1. Luis arrives in a Bullet GT yelling, "Tone, get in!" Then explains later.
2. John kills Tony but gets the cops on his tail and runs off.
3. Tommy Vercetti comes back to apologize to Johnny for killing him; I know, so not like him.
4. Johnny shoots a bullet in the air to threaten Tony but accidentally shoots the pilot of a plane that was plummeting down to the gas station in Lancaster but then crashes into the police station instead, killing a bunch of cops, alerting them to kill Johnny, so everyone goes over to Johnny, who swims to Middle Park East, gets in Niko's safehouse but the wall gets blown up, and Spider-Man picks him up, and throws him all the way to his safehouse in Actor, Alderney. He then drinks with his buddies.

[codams]

QUOTE

2. John kills Tony but gets the cops on his tail and runs off

John, sick of being called a gay cowboy performer, aims a Schofield Revolver at Tony.
John: YOU GAY F****ING IDIOT, YOU WERE GAY FOR LONG ENOUGH.
Tony: What the... LUIS.
John: Stop talking.
John sticks a magazine full of rounds into Tony's head. John gets out of the warehouse but, because he had lots of blood on his clothes, gets spotted by the cops and is forced to run for his life.
Niko: What's up now?
John is bought down in a hail of bullets. He then respawns next to Luis, who died from being trampled and is normal size again.
Luis: You killed Tony, I kill you.
John: Wow, Word travels fast...
Luis aims a Advanced MG at John
Luis: Time to avenge Tony
John: Errm... I like trains!
John gets run over and dies. He respawns next to Niko, who was having a fag in Hove Beach
Niko: Hi again cowboy... want a fag?
John: I'd love one.
They smoke and talk about life

*Twenty minutes later*

Niko: You know what...I'd like to rob a bank.
John: That would be fun. When would we do it.
Niko: In a few days. We would need some guns though.
John: What about those gun shops in Chinatown.
Niko: That would be a good idea.
Niko and John get into a Stallion.

*A long drive later*

When they arrive in Chinatown they buy as much weaponry as possible.
Shop Owner: You two are buying loads. Are you robbing a bank or something?
Niko and John say noting and go outside. Niko rings up the Mcreary's and get two more gang members. Little Jacob offers to be getaway driver and they all meet in southern Algonquin, near the bank.
Niko: Everyone here.
Everyone: Yes.
Niko: Plan ready.
Little Jacob: Yea.
Niko: LETS DO THIS.

What happens next?

1. They get inside the bank with no problems
2. They get arrested before they get in the bank
3. They all get run over
4. They find that the bank is closed.
5. The game glitches.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (codams @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 10:48)

4. They find that the bank is closed.

LJ: Let's do dis thang!
John: Only one problem... this here place is closed.
Derrick: This is OK, I've brought a PE4. *Derrick blows up the front entrance with a C4* There! Let's go in.
LJ sits inside a Strech E in front of the bank. John, Niko, Derrick, two gang members, Gerry, and Packie all bust inside.
Niko: This is a robbery! Put yo' hands up!
Gerry: No one try to be a hero!
Gang member: We gonna destroy all of ya!
Packie shoots in front of one of the tellers to scare him. The teller speaks nd leads him to the safe. John helps get the safe open by getting some grenades. Derrick puts another C4 onto the safe to open it up. It blows up, and Niko and Gerry get the money. The gang members kill some of the cops in the front with some MP10's. Niko grabs his M4 and shoots all of the cars on fire, except for the limousine with Little Jacob.
Something gos horribly wrong.
1. Gerry, who has the money, accidentally trips on a rock inside and throws the money into a conveniently-placed cauldron.
2. Little Jacob gets arrested by a cop so when the eight robbers get in, the cop takes them to the police station.
3. Little Jacob smokes inside the limousine, so when the eight robbers get in, they suffocate and LJ takes the money for himself.
4. Gerry f*cks them over and tries to take the money for himself.
5. A random glitch happens.

[Carbonox]

5. A random glitch happens.

Suddenly, GTA IV fails to load the collision detection properly, and the whole group (except LJ in the car) fall through the bank's floor into Blue Hell and respawn in different parts of the city. Niko falls in the middle of a road in Algonquin and doesn't even get a chance to see where he is, when he gets run over by a speeding limo and loses 99% of his health, lying down in the ground with dozens of broken bones with no way of committing suicide to respawn at the nearest hospital.
Niko: Damn! Where is my gun?!
Niko looks around for orange glow to find his weapon (convenient?), but it turns out he dropped it while falling into the abyss and therefore the gun respawned somewhere far away.
Niko: This sh!t is getting on my f*cking nerves!

Meanwhile, John respawns at the Lost clubhouse, just as Johnny had returned there to tell the others what he just recently experienced. He ends up directly in the middle of several Lost members.
Jason: Wow, who's the cowboy?
Johnny: Aw crap, not this guy again!
John: Ouch... damn, it looks like times really have changed a lot.
Clay: Is he some AOD spy?
Johnny: Unfortunately not, he's some weird-ass guy from the 1910s who somehow got brought in here.
Jason: And you expect us to believe that sort of crap?
Johnny: Well he's here now...
John: Do you guys happen to have a horse? I need to get back and find my only friends in the city.
Nobody replies as they have no idea if John is serious or not.

Gerry, who is carrying a large load of money, respawns in a prison cell, apparently a popular spot for respawning. He looks around for one second before throwing the money bag in the ground, hugely annoyed.
Gerry: FUUUUUUUUUUUU---
A guard appears next to the cell and notices the money.
Guard: You! What's this all about?!
Gerry: Umm... would you believe it if I told you I was an executive carrying this money bag to the bank, only to fall through the ground and respawn here?
Guard: Depends on whether you're going to give that money to me NOW, or not.
Gerry: F*ck! Why is every security worker in this country corrupted?!
Gerry hesitantly gives the money to the guard, but when he tries to leave the cell, the guard closes the door and laughs.
Guard: Stupid! I didn't say anything about letting you go if you give me your money! I'm rich! RIIIIIICCHHHHH!!!
The guard leaves the cell block with the money bag in hand, literally dancing in joy. Gerry is distressed and leans on the cell door to see if any other guards are coming, but just then, the door breaks and falls over, allowing Gerry to escape, heading in the same direction as the guard did.
Gerry: Well, I certainly know what they could invest for...

What happens next?
1. The limo comes to check on Niko but accidentally runs him over, John is taken hostage and Gerry finds the guard leaving in his car.
2. Cloe Parker (the celebrity) is revealed to be in the limo and takes the injured Niko along for a "bumpy ride", John steals Johnny's Hexer and Gerry is grabbed by another guard.
3. A flying rat lands on Niko and sh!ts on him, The Lost are attacked by the AOD with John getting caught in the middle of the battle and Gerry trips over when chasing the guard, hits his head on the floor, dies and respawns in another cell.
4. We now follow Little Jacob who still sits in the Stretch E, without knowing that the others got caught by a glitch.
5. We now follow *insert another person who was involved in the heist*.

[codams]

QUOTE

3. Little Jacob smokes inside the limousine, so when the eight robbers get in, they suffocate and LJ takes the money for himself

Little Jacob: F*** this is good Weed...
The eight robbers get in the stretch limo and start to suffocate in the smoke
Niko: OPEN THE WINDOW
Little Jacob: ...This is good... so smooth...
Niko: OPEN IT
Little Jacob: ...smooth...
Niko: I...cant...breathe.
Little Jacob: ...I love this...
Niko: This...is...the...end...
Little Jacob: ...w...ww...what Niko.
Little Jacob turns around to find his comrades all dead. He takes the money and drives off.
Little Jacob: F*** yea

*Ten Minutes Later*

Officer: I am arresting you on eight counts of murder, robbery, possesion of drugs and intent to supply.
Little Jacob: What...the...f***
LJ falls over
Officer: You are so stoned

*Meanwhile*

The robbers respawn on a boat in the middle of the sea.
Sailor: WTF
Packie: F*** you
Packie shoots the sailor and takes the wheel.
Packie: Niko, whats our bearings
Niko: Yermm, we are pointing south-west... I think
Packie turns the boat around
Packie: lets go home
The Gang: Yeah
Packie drives the boat towards Liberty

*Two Days Later*

Packie: Err...Niko are you sure we were pointing south-west?
Niko: No why
Packie: Because look were we are.
Niko gets up and looks
Niko: This is not Liberty, this is ...

Were are they?

1. Los Santos
2. San Fierro
3. Las Venturas
4. London
5. Vice City


IGNORE POST

[codams]

QUOTE

1. The limo comes to check on Niko but accidentally runs him over, John is taken hostage and Gerry finds the guard leaving in his car.

LJ, wondering were the gang is, goes for a drive. he goes towards the Rotterdam Tower and sees Niko. LJ tries to stop but fails to and runs Niko over and crashes, killing them both. They respawn in the Clubhouse, were John is being held hostage
Johnny: Holy S*** this is a F***ing field trip.
The pair was taken hostage and are repeatedly hit with a shoe.

*Meanwhile*

Gerry looks through the prison window to see the guard getting in to his rusty Verigo.
Gerry: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gerry gets his gun, which was untouched by the guard, and commits suicide. He respawns in his house, were Packie, Derrick and the gang members had spawned previously.
Packie: Hey Derrick, I just got a phone call from some bikers, says that Niko, LJ and a weird cowboy called John held hostage and they demand a 1,000,000 dollar ransom delivered to their clubhouse in Alderney in a hour.
Gerry: We dont have one million dollars so we need our own ransom of...
Derrick: Of what
Gerry: ...of bullets.
Derrick: Lets do this thing!

*A long drive later*

Derrick: *knocks on door* We've got your ransom
Johnny : *opens door* Hello...
Derrick kills Johnny but then...

ERROR-SPAWNING ERROR-ERROR

Codams: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Everybody spawns in a large boxing arena.
Announcer: We have two gangs of equal sizes and power. So who's better. Theres only one thing for it...FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
The two gangs punch each other. Derrick kills Johnny but then...

ERROR-SPAWNING ERROR-ERROR

Codams: WTF again

The gangs spawn in the sea. They swim until Johnny commits suicide but then...

ERROR-SPAWNING ERROR-ERROR

Codams: This is ridiculous

They spawn in a Shootout and Johnny gets shot but then...

ERROR-SPAWNING ERROR-ERROR

Codams: Im sick of this, im going home

They spawn...

1. On a ship
2. On the moon
3. Next to Tommy Verceti
4. On a plane
5. Freefalling in the air

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 17:46)

2. Cloe Parker (the celebrity) is revealed to be in the limo and takes the injured Niko along for a "bumpy ride", John steals Johnny's Hexer and Gerry is grabbed by another guard.

While Cloe is with Niko doing a lot of things, Kerry Macintosh gets ran over. She pukes all over the winshield.
Cloe: Get out of the way, you bulimic skank!
Niko: What the f*Ck is that on the windshield?
Kerry gets up and they start arguing, it leads to a few punching, then a catfight ensues. Niko calls John and Gerry, along with Packie, Derrick, and Little Jacob.

*Meanwhile in Actor, Alderney*

Johnny is looking for his Hexer. He sees John on it. They start fighting. John wins after he runs over Johnny and steals his cellphone.
John: I'm starting to get the hang of this transportation! *He then crashes into garbage cans* Damn.
John gets a call from Niko.
John: Hmm. Niko's calling me. *picks up* Hi.
Niko: John, come to Northern Algonquin! Quick! This is hot!
John: Sure. I don't know what you call "hot" though.
Niko: ... Just come!
He hangs up and drives to Northenr Algonquin. He searches for Niko and finally finds him. Gerry, all drenched in manure, is standing close to Niko, along with LJ and the other McReary's.

*A half-hour ago in ASCF*

Gerry is caught by another guard but then he punches him and knocks him out. He escapes but then gets caught again by the search lights in the prison.
Gerry: Sh*t! Not again! *He rolls and gets out of the prison corridor. He then cilmbs the prison walls and jumps over. He's on the other side and then gets hit by a car. The force was so strong, he got sent near the broken bridge in South Alderney. He grabs a car, goes on the left side of the bridge, and he jumps out. He gets blown up by a gas tank, gets hit by the landing gear on a passing LCPD helicopter. He hangs on, climbs on, and takes over.*
Still inside the prison, the guard who confiscated Gerry's phone, gets a call.
Guard: Who is this?
Niko: Don't you have caller ID, Gerry?
Guard: Gerry? Who's Gerr-
Niko: There's a hot catfight happening in North Algonquin! Come!
Guard: Uh, catfight? Sure! I'm Gerry! I'm be there in half an hour! *The guard gets in a police car, and heads for Northern Algonquin. He then hits a passing bystander in a prison jumpsuit going possibly 60 MPH. He goes to Mid-East Alderney, but gets flung up by the swing set glitch. He then gets hit by a chopper by a man with a prison jumpsuit. The man catches the cellphone that has fell out of the car.
Gerry: Yes! My phone! Crap! The tail on my chopper! *He crashes and burns and unexplainably lands in Saskatchuwan, Canada* What the f*ck? What is this farmland?
A cow walks up to him and takes a sh*t on him. He then gets mad and cuts the cow with a blade from the broken chopper. He then has a nice dinner. He sees a horse, tries to calm it down after getting on it so he can kill it and eat it also. Unfortunately, he gets bucked off and lands in Northern Algonquin, undead.
Gerry: How am I still alive?
He then walks up to Niko who is watching a catfight between Cloe Parker & Kerry Macintosh.
Gerry: This is nice.
He then sees John Marston on a Hexer come in, along with Packie, Derrick, and LJ.
What happens next?
1. LJ, being a sick freak, tries to take Cloe and Kerry's clothes off, but gets nudged in the nose and dies.
2. Johnny Klebitz comes in on a backup Hexer he got from his friend Clay, and kills John.
3. Kerry pukes on Cloe, who is disgusted. She then grabs some manure from Gerry, and throws it at Kerry. They then have a disturbing catfight.
4. Niko, John, Packie, Derrick, Gerry, and LJ all have a fight over Cloe and Kerry. Packie, LJ, and John die.

[codams]

QUOTE

2. Johnny Klebitz comes in on a backup Hexer he got from his friend Clay, and kills John.

While the gang is enjoying the fight they hear a loud rumbling noise. Niko turns around and sees a chopper speeding towards them. The gang jump out of the way and the two lady's get run over and killed. Johnny, whom riding the chopper, opens fire and kills John.
Niko: You'll pay for that, biker twat.
The gang gets in some cars and chase Johnny, who has caught up with his gang, for killing John.
Fat Biker: S*** this ain't good

*Meanwhile*

John has respawned in a bus. he Dead-Eyes the passengers and takes control of the bus.
John: Got to ring Miko
Niko: Hello?
John: Hey Miko...were are you
Niko: My names Niko, not Miko
John: Oh sorry, were are you?
Niko: In Middle Park East, Going southbound on the highway.
John: I will see you in a minute.*Hangs up*
Niko: Rude.
The gang chase the bikers down the highway. Unknown to them John has parked the bus across the highway. The bikers speed round the corner
Bikers: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT
The bikers crash into the bus. All of them die except for Johnny, who gets into a Helitours Helicopter. The gang get into two. Niko, John, Packie and Derrick in one with the rest in the other. The chase takes them across Liberty City and they eventually end up in the airport.
Johnny gets into a aeroplane and John sneaks on board. Soon after take off John walks into the cockpit and...

What does John do?

1. Kill Johnny
2. Break the controls so the aeroplane cant steer or go up or down
3. Take Johnny hostage
4. Say hello

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (codams @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 20:22)

1. Kill Johnny

John gets his lasso and wraps it around Johnny's neck he kicks his back out the window while pulling back the lasso. Johnny ultimately dies. Niko, Packie, and Derrick are at the coast of the airport, waiting for John to kill Johnny.
Derrick: So, I wonder if John killed John.
Packie & Niko: o___o
LJ and Gerry just arrive at the airport, after drinking and going to Cluckin' Bell. Unfortunately, they're not sober.
Gerry's car is out of control.
Gerry: SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T!
They crash and land in the water, then drown. Niko spots John Marston in the cockpit of the plane, flying it back to the airport. John picks the three up from the coast and they fly to the Carraways and party. There, they find Gay Tony & Luis, along with Tony's boyfriend Evan. Niko, Packie, Derrick, John, Evan, Tony, and Luis are all dancing to the song Maneater. Somehow, the party music is ended abruptly and a message starts being broadcast.
Radio: She'll chew you u- *THIS IS [censored noise] HERE TO TERRORIZE EVERY COASTAL CITY. STARTING WITH LIBERTY CITY, USA. THEN, LOS SANTOS, THEN, VICE CITY! THAT IS ALL. I'LL ANNOUNCE THE NEXT THREE CITIES LATER. THIS IS [censored noise] SIGNING OUT.* -p, whoa oh, here she comes, she's a Maneater!
Tony, Evan and Derrick cower in fear in the corner and everyone runs around in circles screaming.
Niko: Packie, Luis, John, we have to show that terrorist who's boss! We have to save Liberty City!
John: Sorry Miko. Niko: Niko. John: Niko, sorry. I have to go, I've taken on lawmen and crazy guys before but terrorists just aren't my thing.
Niko: Okay, so. Packie, Luis, we're going to save Liberty City! Then after that, we'll help CJ and Sweet in Los Santos.
Packie: Then Tommy and the Vercettis in Vice City.
Niko: Oh yeah, I've had some history with Tommy so, f*ck him. Anyways, I have a feeling this is the beginning of a big storyline in the Chain Story.
What happens next?
1. They take a plane to LC but they were too late and the city is terrorized.
2. A spy heard the conversation and phoned the terrorist. He then comes over there and tries to bomb them.
3. CJ and Sweet are at the party and decide to already help the other three.
4. They take a plane to LC and everything is OK. Then, it happens.

[Carbonox]

4. They take a plane to LC and everything is OK. Then, it happens.

The plane lands safely and everyone gets off, though Niko is so excited about the adventure that he jumps out while the plane is still moving, and twists his ankle. However, the group soon finds a Perennial with airport decals, and they steal it, heading towards the city.
Just as they're moving across a bridge to Algonquin, the car's radio begins to malfunction, before the terrorist leader begins to speak again in a distorted voice.
Leader: THE TIME HAS COME! NOW WATCH AND BE TERRORIZED!!!1!!
Niko, Packie and Luis look around in horror, but fortunately, none of the buildings appear to collapse around them.
Packie: Woo! They're just a white noise of empty threats!
Luis: Hey, isn't that quote from Saints Row 3?
Packie: Who cares? I should've known they were just threatening, there's no way terrorists would actually...
Suddenly, large explosions are heard directly below them, and a moment later, the bridge starts to feel unstable.
Packie: DAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Luis, who is driving the car, floors it as the bridge is collapsing and the other cars around them just stupidly stay still and sink into the river. However, with Luis' quick reaction to the explosions (and Packie's screaming) they make it.
Niko: That was close!
Packie: So much for the clean underwear...

But just as they're about to go and find out who is actually behind this, the terrorist leader starts speaking on the radio again.
Leader: HOW YA LIKE THAT MUTHAf*ckAS??? YAAAA, WE BLEW UP DAT BRIDGE NICE AND GOOOOOD!!! BUT IT'S NOT OVER! NEXT UP COMES DA ROTTERDAM TOWAH! IF AN AIRPORT CAR WITH A SERBIAN IMMIGRANT, IRISH CRIMINAL AND GAY TONY'S HISPANIC BOYFRIEND JUST SURVIVED DA EXPLOSION, YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOUR TOWN IF YOU HURRY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DA CLOCK IS TICKING!!!
Niko: That's pretty freaky.
Luis: They can't blow up the Rotterdam Tower! We need to get there now! *floors it*
Packie: What's so important about it?
Luis: It's my favorite spot to get underground in multiplayer, so that I can pwn n00bs.

As they're heading towards Rotterdam Tower, what happens next?
1. They're caught up in traffic because people are panicking and trying to leave Algonquin (75% of the vehicles are obviously taxis).
2. They collide with a speeding bus and their car is damaged beyond repair.
3. The car is in fact rigged with a bomb that explodes.
4. Johnny and his biker friends attack them to gain revenge.
5. Roman calls Niko to go to a strip club.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 21:12)

3. The car is in fact rigged with a bomb that explodes. 4. Johnny and his biker friends attack them to gain revenge.

I chose 3 and 4 because they're both good twists.

The car is so fast, Niko falls out the back window and lands on the offramp of the bridge. He notices a bomb attached to the car. He calls Packie and starts running.
Niko: Packie! The car is rigged with a bomb!
Packie: A bomb! Talk about bad timing. Looks like the Ancelottis are getting back at us. *Packie pulls over and screws the bomb off the car. He throws it into the river. Niko gets picked up and they continue to the Tower. Strangely, the intro of Wild Side starts to play.
Niko: What the f*ck? *camera zooms in on his face* Oh crap. It's the Lost!
Packie: NOW?
Luis: This is just f*cking ridiculous! *Luis throws Sticky Bombs at the Lost* Got 'em!
Johnny: We're gonna kick your f*cking asses! *He drives up to the driver's seat and shoots Packie's arm.
Packie: Aw sh*t!
Luis floors it even faster but then the gas pedal is pressed so hard, it combusts. They crash and burn and stop at the Rotterdam Tower.
Luis: Let's get inside! *Luis, Niko, Packie, and Johnny start going inside*
Johnny: After you guys save everyone, I'm gonna kick your f*cking asses!
Luis: Just shut up and join us. We're saving the city!
Johnny: Fine. *The four get up to the roof and find the terrorist and some buddies. The terrorist has a hoodie with the hood shutting off light of their face. The terrorist plants the bomb, but then runs away while his buddies, with MP10's, shoot at the four. Packie shoots the goons with an M4. The terrorist climbs up the various ladders and parachutes off the building. Niko shoot the terrorist's parachute and succeeds in detaching it. The terrorist lands on a big rubber balloon of Princess Robot Bubblegum. He gets in a car and takes off. Packie takes the bomb and pukes all over it due to an infection of the bullet and throws it over the edge. He blows up a new statue of Elmo from Sesame Street worth the whole city's budget.
Everyone: YAY!!!
The terrorist has another radio broadcast.
Unknown: WATCH OUT LIBERTY! I'M BLOWING UP THE STATUE OF HAPPENIS! AND THE FOUR ASSHOLES WHO WASTED BY LAST BOMB ARE NOT GONNA FOIL MY PLAN BECAUSE THEY'RE TRAPPED IN A GIANT UNBREAKABLE BUBBLE!
Johnny: Joke's on him. We're not in a bub- *They get covered in a giant bubble covering Southern Algonquin.
What happens next?
1. Niko tries to pop it but it bounces and ricochets all over the place and hits Packie in the other arm.
2. Johnny and Luis jump off the edge with parachutes with no plan at all.
3. Packie pukes on the bubble, and it falls on so many people.
4. The Ancelottis come and pop the bubble with the blades of their chopper while getting revenge on Niko and Packie.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 23:53)

4. The Ancelottis come and pop the bubble with the blades of their chopper while getting revenge on Niko and Packie.

Terrorist on Happiness Island: "Look at them trapped in the bubble. They'll never be able to stop me now! *Evil laugh*"
Niko: "Damn it that terrorist is going to destroy the Statue Of Happiness if we don't get out of this damn bubble!"
Luis: "Aye yo, look!"
They all look and see three helicopters fly towards the bubble. The rotorblades cut the side of the bubble which pops and causes the helicopters to go into a sharp nosedive whilst Luis, Niko, Johnny and Packie all fall from the tower.
Packie: "Shhhhiiiii-"
Suddenly Luis puts on a parachute, grabs Niko, Johnny and Packie and pulls the cord.
Johnny: *With eyes closed* "Am I dead yet?"
Luis: "Not yet yo."
Niko: "We're alive!"
Luis: "All thanks to me."
Suddenly the attacking helicopters regain control and chase after the four.
Luis: "Oh crap! Guys let go!"
Niko: "What!?"
Luis: "We're over water now. Let go!"
Packie, Johnny and Niko let go of Luis and all fall in the West River between Happiness Island and the marina in Southern Algonquin. Luis detaches his parachute which is then tangled in the rotorblades of one of the pursuing helicopters. That heli crashes into another which crashes into the last one and they all fall into the West River also.
Packie: "Oh no the Ancelottis in the helicopters have survived!"
All of them swim towards Happiness Island.
Terrorist: "How the hell did they escape the bubble? Damn ACME Co. products!"
Niko reaches Happiness Island first and spots the terrorist setting the explosives.
Niko: "Oh no you don't!" He pulls out an M4 Rifle and fires at the terrorist only he moves out of the way of the bullets, which accidentally strike the bomb causing it to explode.
Niko: "Oops."
The Statue of Happiness collapses onto the terrorist and also flattens much of the island. Eventually everyone else shows up.
Luis: "What the hell happened here?"
Packie: "Damn it all!"
Johnny: "Oh man this is depressing."
Ancelottis: "We got you now Mr. Bellic and Mr. McReary!"
Suddenly...
1. LCPD, NOOSE and FIB officers flood the island and waters around Happiness Island.
2. A tsunami caused by the statue collapsing washes everyone away to mainland Algonquin.
3. Niko spots that the terrorist is still alive and goes after him.
4. Packie, Johnny, Niko and Luis engage in a large firefight with the Ancelottis on the now destroyed Happiness Island.
5. Niko, Packie, Luis and Johnny try and make an escape from the Ancelottis, but Packie is shot in the arm again and Johnny is shot in the leg.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 23:17

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 23:13)

4. Packie, Johnny, Niko and Luis engage in a large firefight with the Ancelottis on the now destroyed Happiness Island.

Only the largest pedestal before the statue is all that is left of Happiness Island. Niko gets his guns ready and hides behind a corner. Packie, Luis, and Johnny do the same. They shoot all of the Ancelottis but they have grenades. They injure Packie severely close to death. Luis spots a body moving under a pile of rubble. The terrorist is still alive.
Luis: Sh*t! Gotta kill him! *Luis runs to the rubble but the terrorist gets picked up by a passing helicopter and flies away* Oh man!
Packie keeps dodging a ton of bullets while Johnny owns more Ancelotti scum.

*Meanwhile in Bernie's apartment, Bernie is on the phone with his boyfriend*

Bernie: Hey Bryce, the radio's on. I'm playing you your favorite song! *Turns on Radio with volume on maximum*
Radio: HEY WORLD! I'M ON A CHOPPER RIGHT NOW HEADING FOR LOS SANTOS! WHILE THE FOUR ASSHOLES HOLDING ME BACK ARE DISTRACTED, I'M GOING TO BLOW UP VARIOUS LANDMARKS IN THE CITY!
Bryce: What kind of a sh*t song is this? *Bernie screams in terror like a girl*
Niko, Johnny, Luis, and a severely injured Packie hear the loud radio broadcast from West Algonquin.
Johnny: Ya guys hear that? The terroist is heading for Los Santos!
Niko: We have to beat him there!
Packie: We need to get there in- *puts on sunglasses* ...the speed of light.
Other three: YEAH!! *They take off in a boat from the docks in Algonquin. They drive all the way over to Washington. They then start heading downward but then get sidetracked by a champion jockey riding a horse and they all land at Texas.
Johnny: What the f*ck? Texas? *They head for Los Santos again and succeed. niko walks up to a person in Vinewood.
Niko: Hey, do you know where Grove Street is?
Ped: I sweared to never talk about the Grove Street Families ever.
Niko: *He keeps running with the group and they all get to Grove Street. Luis finds CJ and Sweet's home. Johnny knocks.
CJ: Who is it, fool?
Niko: It's Niko, and my friends Johnny, Luis, and Packie. *CJ opens the door and recognizes them*
CJ: Oh, you guys! Come in. What you want?
Packie: There's a terrorist headed for your city.
Sweet: How do we know we could trust you?
Packie: Just trust us. There's a terrorist and his goons about to destroy your city! Haven't you listened to the radio?
CJ: I haven't listened to it since '05.
What happens next?
1. CJ and Sweet get ready to kill the terrorist and get all the Grove Street Families.
2. Packie has to bob apples faster then Sweet to convince them to trust them.
3. Johnny gets killed by Big Smoke, who comes inside because his bad eyesight decieves him as a Balla.
4. The terrorist comes and plans to destroy Grove Street.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Monday, Jun 25 2012, 01:28)

4. The terrorist comes and plans to destroy Grove Street.

The now very heavily armed terrorist arrives with five other heavily armed cohorts, along with a Buzzard and an APC.
CJ: "The hell is that!?"
Niko: "It's the terrorist!"
Terrorist: "Bye bye Grove Street!" The terrorist begins firing RPG shells at homes whilst the five other terrorists throw grenades and shoot at LSPD officers, civilians and gangsters. The APC and Buzzard aids in the leveling of the houses.
Sweet: "They're tearing Grove Street apart! I've got to get the Homies!" Sweet runs outside and rounds up some GSF gangsters, followed soon by CJ.
Niko: "Luis, Johnny, Packie, we've got to help them!"
Packie: "But we're heavily out-gunned!"
Luis: "Aye look at what I just found!"
Niko, Johnny and Packie all go upstairs in CJ's home and sees on the bed is a large variety of weapons including a flamethrower, machine gun, rocket launcher with heat seeking missiles, and satchel charges.
Niko: "I'm in heaven. Everyone, grab some weaponry and follow me!"
They all gear up and go outside to find a heated battle between the terrorists and CJ with Sweet leading the GSF, and even some armed civilians and stranded LSPD officers.
Packie with the heat seeking missiles fires at the APC which explodes instantly. The Buzzard begins to fire rockets at CJ's home destroying nearly all of it.
CJ: "Oh man, my home!"
Luis with the machine gun walks down the street turning the terrorists one by one into Swiss cheese.
Sweet: "Yeah! Drive 'em out of the Grove!"
Johnny tries to throw a satchel charge at the Buzzard but misses and instead blows up a car where some GSF gangsters were taking cover behind.
Sweet: "Watch where you're throwing those things!"
Niko equipped with the flamethrower tries to set the Buzzard alight. The heat causes the missiles on the side of the heli to explode. The helicopter crashes into the bridge that goes across Grove Street and crushes the main terrorist.
Niko: "Yeah, take that!"
Luis: "Aye yo that Buzzard landed on the terrorist!"
CJ, Sweet, Niko, Luis, Johnny, Packie, some GSF gangsters, some civilians and even a few LSPD officers walk over to the terrorist.
Terrorist: "You think it's all over now don't you? Kill me and walk away into the sunset? No more mad terrorist threatening cities? Well I've got bombs hidden in Liberty City, Vice City, Los Santos, Las Venturas and San Fierro."
Niko: "You evil piece of sh*t."
Terrorist: *Evil laugh*
Everyone shoots the terrorist in the head (the only part of his body not covered in rubble), his face is now no longer recognizable. Niko then sets his body alight.
Luis: "What now?"
Niko: "...

1. We have to tell Tommy that Vice City is at risk!"
2. We have to tell the President that cities are at risk!"
3. I don't know what we should do now."
4. Let's find those bombs in LS whilst we are here."
5. Let's call in someone to help us out."

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Monday, Jun 25 2012, 01:11

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Monday, Jun 25 2012, 01:07)

1. We have to tell Tommy that Vice City is at risk!"

Luis: Wait, I thought you had history?
Niko: Screw history! Let's go to Vice City! Looks like this place is past it's prime. *Niko gets in their car they arrived in and CJ, Sweet leave to help the Grove Street families clean up Los Santos. The Vinewood sign explodes, so does the Rotterdam Tower, followed by various casinoes in Las Venturas.
Johnny: We don't have much time! *The four get in the car and they drive off for Vice City. They run into the jockey again, they have a race with them, the jockey pulls out a Colt Python. He shoots Packie in the leg. He then jumps off and into their car. He pushes Luis out of the car. He tries to kill Niko but Niko, still wielding the flamethrower, burns the jockey's face. The jockey then gets pushed onto the side of the road, nearly dead.
Niko and the others then arrive at Florida, the very state. They get sidetracked by Ancelottis that followed them all the way to Florida.
Johnny: Take this you slippery f*cks!
Johnny throws various Satchel charges at the Annihilators and Buzzards. 3/9 choppers are blown up. Packie, with the heat-seeking missiles, blows the f*ck out of the next 6 choppers. Gang cars start pursuing them.
Packie: How big is this criminal organization? *phone rings, he picks it up* Yeah, who is this?
Caller: I'M WAITING FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN VICE CITY. I'LL JUMP UP WHEN YOU SH*THEADS LEAST EXPECT IT.
Packie: *gulp* *hangs up* Niko, I just talked with some dumbass who's waiting for us in Vice!
Niko: Crap!
Packie: What?
Niko: I forgot Luis!
Johnny: Niko, forget him! I'll go back for him. You and Packie kick some Ancelotti ass!
Niko: Of course, the Ancelottis are all over this!
Niko drives into Vice City with Packie. The two witness the Malibu club exploding. Various pedestrians on fire run around in circles, screaming. He then drives to the various landmarks in Vice City. He defuses most of the bombs. He forgot the last one, Vercetti Estate. He quickly runs over pedestrians including Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg, and Richardo Diaz. He drives to Starfish Island, Johnny comes back with Luis, with tire marks on his face. Johnny goes inside with Niko and Packie, leaving Luis outside.

*Outside*

Luis is standing at the front of Vercetti Estate, but instantly spots a large truck along with some rusty cars. They pull over, and get out. Luis runs to the back of the building. He runs and jumps into a strangely shaped R with a star pool. He finds a bomb there. He throws it at the strangers who got out of the vehicles. The bomb goes off, and the strangers are killed. The bad part, they were part of the Vercetti gang.

*Inside the mansion*

Niko, Johnny, and Packie confront Tommy Vercetti.
Niko: Tommy, we need your help in stopping a terrorist organization.
Tommy: Ah. And how's that going so far?
Niko: Not so good. You see, we've killed the boss, but he left lots of bombs around major cities in the US. And your city is at risk.
Tommy: I see. I've called some of my boys earlier after I heard a radio broadcast and a strange phone call by some anonymous source.
Packie: Hey, I got called by an anonymous source. He said that he'll kill us when we least expect it.
Tommy: I also got a call with some guy saying he'll try to kill me in the very comforts of my mansion. *Hears an explosion* WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!
Packie: I saw a truck and cars there a second ago...
Tommy: Those were my boys, the terrorists must've blown them up!
Niko: Crap, Luis is out there! We need to warn him!
What happens next?
1. Luis gets executed by Tommy for killing his goons.
2. Niko, Packie, Johnny, and Tommy pick up Luis and start heading for Las Venturas.
3. The terrorist organization comes and attacks Vice City along with the anonymous source, the reincarnation of the terrorist from before.
4. Niko, Packie, Johnny, and Tommy pick up Luis and start heading for San Fierro.

[codams]

QUOTE

3. The terrorist organization comes and attacks Vice City along with the anonymous source, the reincarnation of the terrorist from before.

QUOTE

1. Luis gets executed by Tommy for killing his goons

Niko and Packie run out of the mansion to find Luis laying on the ground, mortally wounded. Tommy comes out to find a road-full of debris. Tommy also saw Luis, dying.
Luis: Shoot...me...
Tommy: Oh I will, I will. You will pay for what you did
Luis: ...Go...on...then...shoot...
Tommy puts a bullet in Luis's head, who respawned in Liberty.
Tommy: Good riddance, he was a f***ing twat. A stupid idiot. A... what's that noise?
A radio crackled in the distance.
Radio: YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING ME...
Niko: What?
Radio: ...BECAUSE I AM THE SON OF BIN LADEN.
Everyone: WHAAAAAAT?
Just then the sky filled with helicopters. A heavily bearded man was hanging off the edge of the most armoured heli. He was speaking into a megaphone.
Osama's Son: YOU WILL ALL DIE A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH.
Buildings start exploding and huge bombers start destroying whole areas of the city.
Everyone except Tommy: We are gonna die.
Tommy: Don't worry.
Just then John, who got massacred back at his home spawns in one of the helis. He Dead-eyes every single helicopter, destroying all of them. Osama's son somehow survives.
Osama's Son: YOU CAN NEVER KILL A HOLOGRAM. I AM REALLY IN LIBERTY CITY. MWAHAHAHAHA...did i say to much?
Everyone: Yep.
Osama's Son: OH S***
Niko: Lets do this.
Niko, Tommy, Packie and John get in one Sentail XS and the rest get in the other. They drive to Liberty, chased by more terrorists and Ancelottis.
Packie: I'm sick of this. STOP CHASING MEEEEEEE.
John: I am sick of this to. Miko
Niko: Its Niko with a Capital N.
John: Sorry... Can we get to Liberty all ready
Tommy: Yep
Tommy floors it.

*7 hours later*

The cars arrive in Liberty to find...

What do they find?

1. That the city is gone
2. Buildings are exploding
3. The police have things under control
4. The place in untouched but abandoned

[billy james]

4. The place in untouched but abandoned

(Niko) What the f*ck is everyone

(Tommy) We need a place to lay low for a while.

(Johnny) I know a place, (They all head to the Lost MC, only to find that it been burned down) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Suddernly Luis shows up with some horses because all the cars are either blown up or not working.

(John) Now where talking
They all get on a horse and start riding until they hear someone yelling for help under the rubble, so they check it out

Who do they find under the rubble.
1) Yusef
2) Cole Phelps
3) Max Payne
4) Mila
5) Stan Carmen