[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 01:17)

4. An Annihilator, a Buzzard and an LCPD Maverick all follow the escape convoy.

Armando and Henrique's car falls off of Plumber's Skyway after being chased by numerous helicopters. They die instantly. The NOOSE Enforcer is shot at repeatedly until Niko comes out of the back and climbs onto the roof. Hanging on, he sends a rocket towards the Buzzard. The Buzzard gets blown up, and its remains crashes into the Annihilator, sending them both down. The LCPD Maverick is doing several maneuvers through the sky. Luis shoots it down with his AA12 and Johnny's DAO-12. They make it safely to the highway in West Alderney. Meanwhile, in the GTA III and CW car, Claude has shot down one helicopter with CJ taking down one by being slingshot up to the pilot's seat, where he choked the pilot with a dildo.
CJ: Take that, fool!
Tommy: Nice one CJ.
CJ takes hold of the chopper. He flies it while leading the car to safety. Tommy shoots down the Buzzard. The Buzzard though, fires a stray missile, blowing up an edge of their car. Huang throws up his Tazer up to the Annihilator, it hits the windshield and sets off a minigun, making it go crazy with bullets. Huang gets down along with Claude. Tommy shoots the Annihilator down with his gun. They make it to the highway in Alderney too. LJ spots CJ's chopper and thinks it's a cop. He blows it up. CJ luckily parachutes down just in time. The broken chopper parts fall on Huang, killing him and also Johnny.
Yusuf: That was some serious gangsta' sh*t!
Niko: Jacob, that was CJ!
LJ: Oops. Sorry me breda.
CJ: It's OK. I'm fine, fool.
Niko, Tommy, Claude, CJ, LJ, Yusuf, Victor, Badman, and Luis all spot Zero in a Hydra. He lands and tells them to get in it.
Zero: Hi, this is a Hydra. It's a super-cool plane that we have back at SA.
CJ: I think I should drive. I'm the only one with any experience here.
CJ gets in.
CJ: Why's the cockpit covered in brown sh*t?
Tommy: Because you didn't wipe properly.
Zero: Never have explosive diarrhea while in a Hydra.
Zero gets instantly kiled by the police, so does Tommy. CJ starts the Hydra, Claude, Niko, Luis, Victor, LJ, Badman, and Yusuf all get in. CJ flies the plane and finds himself at the Francis Intl. Airport.
CJ: Dafuq? What a small map.
Victor and Claude were killed in the blast. Over 20 Buzzards then appear around the Hydra.
Niko: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE LIKE THIS!
CJ: How? Being blown up by several heavily-armed muthaf*ckahs?
Niko: No! Dying while being surrounded by one white guy and four black guys!
CJ, Yusuf, Badman, LJ, Luis: WHOA!!!!!!
1. Due to the rasism, Niko gets pushed off the plane and dies.
2. They battle the Buzzards and lose, they respawn all at their respective hospitals.
3. CJ gets shot at with miniguns so Luis takes over.
4. LJ and Badman decide to ditch them. We now follow them.

[billy james]

3. CJ gets shot at with miniguns so Luis takes over.

(Badman) Oy Babylon, watch out for dat Building up a head

Luis pulls back on the controls and nearly hits the building

(Niko) That was close

(Yusef) indeed it was

Suddenly something hit them
What was it?
1) An enemy aircraft
2) C.J in a hydra
3) The cops in a chopper
4) An asteroid

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Wednesday, May 30 2012, 07:25)

1) An enemy aircraft

LJ gets killed by the enemy aircraft. Yusuf grabs the controls and shoots the f*ck out of it.
Yusuf: Well, you can count on me. When I'm on the case... it's always sunny in Philidelphia.
The other three: YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The aircraft approaches their Hydra and crashes into it. The remains fall on the ground. The Hydra's health is 30% and Niko is getting hungry.
Badman: Here, me breda. Hav a sanwich from the Burger Shot.
Badman gives Niko a burger and eats it.
Niko: What was in that? 'Cause it feels like...
Niko grows as big as the airport tower.
Niko: ...A growth serum.
Niko overgrows the Hydra and breaks it apart. Yusuf and Luis die. Badman gets a parachute and lands on Niko's head. Niko puts him down and fights the enemy choppers. Niko gets throttled by several oncoming missiles. He's still standing but barely.
Unknown: I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!
An unknown person comes in a Skylift helicopter and picks Niko up with the magnet.
Niko: Wow! Who are you strange unknown person?
The person turns their head to Niko and reveals...
1. Roman
2. Yusuf
3. Dimitri
4. CJ
5. [insert character here]

[billy james]

5. A new character named Stan Carmen

(Stan) Get on Niko I can help you.

(Niko) Who the f#ck are you.

(Stan) Just get in, I'll explain later.
Stan flys both of them to the big parking lot next to the old hospital on Colony Island

(Niko) Now tell me who you are.

1) "I'm a man from your past".
2) "I'm a friend of your cousin Roman"
3) "I slept with your mother 30 years ago"
4) "No one, I just conveiently saved you for no reason"

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, Jun 9 2012, 23:57)

2) "I'm a friend of your cousin Roman"

Niko: "Roman hasn't mentioned your name in conversation before."
Stan: "Well we're old gambling buddies."
Niko: "Did you win many games over him?"
Stan: "Every game."
*Both of them laugh.*
Stan: "Okay I'm going to return you to normal size now."
Niko: "Awww. But I wanted to wreak more havoc in L.C. Also, how are you going to return me to normal size?"
Stan: "By doing this." Stan reaches into the Skylift and pulls out an RPG.
Niko: "Uhh, Stan what are you going to do with that?"
Stan: "See you at the hospital Niko." Stan fires an RPG shell directly at Niko's chest. The shell explodes and Niko falls back into the Humboldt River causing a huge wave that floods all of East Hook and BOABO.

Niko respawns...

1. Outside of a hospital in Algonquin.
2. Outside of a hospital in another part of Liberty City.
3. In the middle of the ocean.
4. On a roof of a building in the now flooded East Hook area.
5. [Insert another location here]

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, Jun 10 2012, 01:29)

4. On a roof of a building in the now flooded East Hook area.

Niko: What the f*ck?? Where am I?
Johnny an Luis, revealed to be killed in the flood, are next to him.
Johnny: Your shockwave splash caused a major flood in East Hook. At least you killed some of the AoD.
Stan Carmen, in the Skylift hovering over the roof, picks up the three protags and takes off.
Stan: Now Johnny & Luis, I need you to parachute onto the Statue of Liberty and pick up a super priceless circuit board for Blue Gene, the most powerful computer in the world. Niko, you stay here and keep watch on them in the chopper with me. Here's a parchute for the both of you guys.
Johnny and Luis jump out and land on the Statue's cup, at least Luis made it. Johnny fell but got picked up by Stan's chopper. Luis picks up the circuit board, but notices something.
Luis: Hey, this circuit board is for the computer, Blue Genitals!
Stan: What?! That's impossible!... Smith!
Niko: Who?
Stan: Stan Smith and his two allies, Dan Silver & Jeff Myrtle. They replaced the board with a fake one.
Luis: Hey! The board is rubber! And it farts!
Johnny: Oh sh*t!
Stan turns out to have a GPS unit of Smith, Myrtle and Silver in case this kind of scenario happens.
Niko: You can't kill them! I worked for them!
Carmen then picks up Luis from the Statue and takes them to the three ULPC agents, in the Jerkov's bar in East Algonquin.
1. The chopper crashes in there and kills Silver, also Luis from the impact.
2. Myrtle has supersonic hearing so he hears the chopper coming. The chopper crashes and the three dodge it.
3. Johnny gets his milk from his bowl of Total onto the controls and they die and respawn near the bar.
4. Luis has a bowl of Total with Johnny but it distracts Stan becuase of the 17 times the nutrition of Corn Flakes. They crash into the bar, killing all of them except Niko.
5. The plan goes successful and [insert character here] grabs the circuit board and runs off.

[billy james]

5. The plan goes successful and Zero grabs the circuit board and runs off.

(Zero) I need this for my robot

(Stan) Get him, we need that
Niko gets a nearby sentinel and rushes after him, so does Stan, Luis and Johnny who all go in the helicopter

During the chase zero crashes and flips.

(Niko) Do a barrel roll.
What happens next.
1) Niko grabs Zero and kills him.
2) Zero get out of his wrecked car and and starts running.
3) Stan looses control of the heli and crash into zero, killing all 4 of them.
4) The circuit board is destroyed

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (billy james @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 04:43)

4) The circuit board is destroyed

Stan: NOOO!!! You f*ck! That circuit would've saved the world!
Zero: Oh sh*t.
Zero runs while Stan and Niko chase him. Unfortunately, Zero grabs the pieces of the circuit board and runs back to his place in SA.
Stan: Well, he has the circuit board. Now there's only one thing to do... *Niko, Johnny, Luis, Ray Boccino, and nearby pedestrians are looking up at him on top of the Rotterdam Tower.* I'M GONNA JUMP!
Everyone: *gasps* Don't do it!
Ray: Do a flip!
Stan jumps but gets saved by a passing helicoper. The driver turns out to be...
1. Zero
2. Roman
3. Luis
4. [insert character here]
5. Stan Smith, Dan Silver and Jeff Myrtle

[Driftking120]

4. Mohammad
"I am here today to kill you Mr. Bellic!" Yells Mohammad
"Errm, I'm not Niko" Says Luis
"Well then, you must be one of his friends!" Yells Mohammed
*Suddenly Mohammad jerks the maverick to the left hard*
"What the hell are you doing crazy old man!" Yells Luis
What happens next?
1. Mohammad crashes the maverick into the "get a life" building causing a chain reaction of buildings collapsing.
2. Mohammad takes out his "little friend" and shoots Luis in the stomach causing him to fall out of the maverick.
3. A flying rat gets stuck in the maverick's blades causing the maverick to crash straight into Niko's (not playboy's) Algonguin apartment.

[gta player13]

3.A flying rat gets stuck in the maverick's blades causing the maverick to crash straight into Niko's (not playboy's) Algonguin apartment.

Mohammad crashes the Maverick into the building but Luis jumped out.He then landed...

1.middle park lake
2.a shop tent in chinatown
3.the street(he died)

[Driftking120]

1. middle park lake
*Luis safely lands in the middle park lake, but without his knowledge, Is a alligator named Elvis the city recently relocated (Guess the TV show reference) That dismembered Luis*
What do they do with Luis body?
1. They sell it on the internet
2. They make a domestobot out of it
3. They hang it from the get a life building
4. They eat it because the didn't want cluckin' bell again

[gta player13]

Haha ALL of your choises were funny Driftking120.That's why I can't answer.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Monday, Jun 18 2012, 18:25)

Is a alligator named Elvis the city recently relocated (Guess the TV  show reference)

I'm gonna take a wild stab with this one and guess: Miami Vice?

Anyway...

3. They hang it from the get a life building

The gang reach the main entrance of the GetaLife Building when they suddenly realize that Stan is still on top of the Rotterdam Tower. They leave Luis' body parts by the door and race over to the tower.

When they finally arrive Stan is now sitting on the edge smoking a cigarette.
Stan: "Oh, you guys came back then."
Niko: "I thought you jumped and were caught by that passing helicopter?"
Stan: "No Luis tried to grab me and pull me away from the edge, but he missed and fell."
Ray: "What I wanna know is how the hell did we get from here all the way over to Middle Park so quickly to get Luis' body parts?"
Johnny: "I've been through some very bizarre sh*t Ray-mundo, and I feel it helps to not ask or think about it all."
Niko: "Yeah. Since my story, er, I mean life finished a few years ago I've been put through things in L.C, and other parts of the world, that have really made me question if this is all real, or not."

Suddenly the world freezes and text reading "FATAL ERROR - DEEP LOGICAL THINKING HAS CAUSED THE GAME TO CRASH" appears.

Random GTAF member on the Chain Game: "Damn it all!"

Suddenly the game unfreezes, only Liberty City is back in the same form as it was at the end of GTA IV, all characters from other GTA games, and characters from outside of the GTA universe all disappear, and Niko, Johnny and a very alive Luis are now standing on a small rock in the waters North of Northwood.

Johnny: "Uhm, what just happened?"
Niko: "I think my life just flashed before my eyes."
Luis: "Why do my limbs hurt?"

Now...
1. The three amigos all go and get drunk.
2. They all go and get something to eat.
3. They swim towards Northwood, but then a world hole opens up sending them all to Blue Hell.
4. A glitch in the game occurs and they are all sent to random parts of L.C.
5. A random pedestrian falls from the sky and crushes Luis. Luis having painful limbs from earlier on can now no longer move his arms and legs.

[Driftking120]

Correct answer!
4. A glitch in the game occurs and they are all sent to random parts of L.C.
Niko is sent to the women's restroom in Middle Park, Johnny is sent on top of wing of an airplane that just took off headed for Vice City, and Luis is sent with his head stuck in a bus stop in Hove Beach.
What happens next?
1. Johnny falls off the airplane and has to swim 25 miles back to mainland
2. Niko gets kicked in the balls by an angry lady in a restroom stall
3. Luis manages to get his leg also stuck in a bus door
4. Johnny kicks in a window of the aircraft but confuses the staff into thinking he's a terrorist

This post has been edited by Driftking120 on Wednesday, Jun 20 2012, 00:17

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Wednesday, Jun 20 2012, 01:13)

4. Johnny kicks in a window of the aircraft but confuses the staff into thinking he's a terrorist

Air steward: "Aahh! Terrorist!"
Everyone on the plane begins panic whilst a few passengers and crew begin to throw stuff at Johnny to stop him from trying to get in. Unfortunately some items that were thrown at Johnny are sucked into one of the engines causing it to explode. The left wing is ripped away from the plane and Johnny grabs ahold of the wing as it plummets into the water below, whilst the plane banks onto its side and slowly descends into the water also. The wing falls into the water and breaks into smaller pieces so Johnny is able to grab onto a piece and swims towards where the plane crashed.

Eventually he finds passengers, items, and all manner of debris floating in a large area of water. He sees some rafts and swims over to one and gets in. Luckily the passengers and a member of the cabin crew are too shaken up to notice him.

- A few hours later -

A rescue helicopter and some patrol boats surround the rafts and take them all back to shore, only they end up in Vice City.
Johnny: "Well I could do with an impromptu vacation."

- Meanwhile in Liberty City -

Luis is having his head removed from the bus shelter by a LCFD crew whilst a reporter from Weazel News covers the event and bystanders gaze at the marvel, and Niko is being chased around Middle Park by some women who think that he is a pervert.
Niko: "I'm telling you the truth, I don't know how I ended up in the women's toilets!"
Woman: "I'm gonna tear you limb from limb!"

Your choice now determines what happens to the three characters.

1. Niko trips on a tree root and is beaten by the women, Luis eventually gets his head removed from the bus shelter but gets his foot stuck in a drain, and Johnny is kidnapped by the Vercetti Gang.
2. Niko pulls out an SMG and shoots the women, Luis begins to smash the bus shelter with a baseball bat after his head is freed, and Johnny is attacked by a shark in VC.
3. Niko runs into Roman in the park who is then chased by the women, Luis beats up the Weazel News reporter after he is freed, and Johnny takes part in a Miami Vice intro scene.
4. Niko jumps into Middle Park Lake followed by the women who are then eaten by Elvis the alligator, Armando and Henrique show up and mock Luis who is still stuck, and Johnny gets drunk on margaritas.
5. Niko manages to get a group of homeless people to chase the women, Luis dies after he is cut by a chainsaw being used to free his head, and Johnny fights a tourist in the hotel he is in.

[Driftking120]

1. Niko trips on a tree root and is beaten by the women, Luis eventually gets his head removed from the bus shelter but gets his foot stuck in a drain, and Johnny is kidnapped by the Vercetti Gang.
Elvis stomach begins to rumble and he decides that the woman beating Niko looks awful tasty.
"GRROOWWLL!!" says Elvis
"EEK!!" Yells the woman
Elvis then proceeds to hunting down the woman throughout middle park while Niko escapes.
Meanwhile in Hove Beach...
"Just a little more pressure now...YES!" says the Fireman
*Luis then stumbles backwards from freeing his head from the bus stop but trips over a curb ending up getting his foot stuck in a drain*
"Not again...that's it I quit" says the Fireman
Meanwhile in Vice City...
"I don't know what you are talking about, I'm not Mr. Bellic" says Johnny who is tied up in an alleyway in Vice City
"Sure you are, you look like him" Says the gang member
"when's the last time you got you eyes checked" says johnny
what happens next?
1. another glitch occurs and Niko is sent inside a cell at the Alderney State Correctional Facility
2. We follow a news reporter reporting live on Luis
3. Johnny is beaten with a shoe till he tells where Niko is
4. We follow a news reporter reporting live on the airplane crash

This post has been edited by Driftking120 on Thursday, Jun 21 2012, 00:35

[Carbonox]

1. another glitch occurs and Niko is sent inside a cell at the Alderney State Correctional Facility

Suddenly Niko disappears midway through his escape, and before he even notices, he is in a cell.
- F*ck! What the hell's wrong with this city? he asks and tries to leave, but the door is obviously locked. Just then he hears a familiar, slightly feminine voice from the back of his cell.
- Oh dear, Niko, is that you? How did you end up here? the voice asks. Niko is horrified as he looks towards the voice and notices Bernie Crane, out of all people.

Niko: Oh crap, not you! What are you doing here?
Bernie: But dear Niko, I asked you first!
Niko: I just spawned here because this game is glitched.
Bernie: Oh really? Well I got a 10 year sentence for stalking the warden to his home! But my heart always belongs to Bryce, no matter what... and you, Niko!

Bernie is looking somewhat attracted and starts walking towards Niko, who has nowhere to go.

What happens next?
1. A guard arrives to separate them.
2. A guard arrives to watch the action.
3. Bernie is scared by a rat that wanders into the cell and gets a heart attack.
4. We begin to follow Johnny.
5. We begin to follow Luis.

BTW, it's nice to see this chain story still active, it was epic already when I was here the last time

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Thursday, Jun 21 2012, 08:24)

3. Bernie is scared by a rat that wanders into the cell and gets a heart attack. BTW, it's nice to see this chain story still active, it was epic already when I was here the last time

Believe it or not, a few days ago I was here on the site and it was only like one post per day. Now after I've been off the site for three days, the Chain Story is really active. WTF?

Anyways,
Niko: WTF?
Bernie is dead on the floor of his cell. He then disappears for no reason leaving Niko a bewildered face.
Niko: I should do that! *He sticks his head out of his cell and in another person's.* Hey, buddy! You got any rats?
Prisoner: YEAH SHOOWAH! THIS BOX IS TOTALLY FILLED WITH RRAAAAAAAAAAATZZZZZZZZS!
The prisoner gives Niko a box labeled "RAtSSZ".
Niko: Rats is misspelled.
Prisoner: What kind of drug dealer is OCD?
Niko: Drug dealer? *opens box* Hey! This isn't a rat! It's cocaine!! You f*ck!!
Prisoner: SHHHHHH! Can't have yo spoil the surprise to the fuzz!
Niko: What kind of sh*t talk is that?
Prisoner: You don't deserve these "rats!" *He runs off and a guard appears behind Niko*
Guard:Eh! What's goin' on! What's this cocaine I've heard of? Was it you, Russian guy?
Niko: Russian? I'm Serbian, and a bit Russian. Only a little bit German, somewhat Romanian, I'm also 1/8 Chinese, and 1/16 Filipino. Also 1/16 Bulgarian.
Guard: ... ... Well-
Niko: ...And Japanese, Canadian, American, Venezuelan, Mexican, Brazilian, and Jamaican.
Niko gets thrown in a cell in the super maximum security prison labeled "Smartass Prison".
*Meanwhile in Vice City*
Johnny is inside a mansion with the head of the Vercetti Gang, Tommy Vercetti.
Tommy: So, I hear you were being a smartass to me and my friends.
Johnny: Smartass? I'm just saying maybe they should get their eyes checked. Just saying. It's roughly a suggestion. If anything, I'm sorry.
Tommy: Shut up.
Johnny: Look, I said-
Tommy: Shut up.
Johnny: I suggested that the-
Tommy: Shut up.
Johnny: I know the orthodontrists sometimes rape you bu-
Tommy: Shut up.
Johnny: You know what? Screw you. Screw all of ya! *He runs out of his chair and out the door to outside in Starfish Island.*
Tommy: Get him! *He runs with some of his goons and shoots Johnny in the leg.*
Johnny: AAHHH! As if I didn't suffer enough leg pains!
What happens next?
1. Niko teleports to the Sun, Luis shrinks due to a size glitch, and Johnny gets shot to death and respawns in VC.
2. Niko is caught trying to escape from Smartass Prison, and is in trouble, Luis gets hit in the crotch by his leg sinking into the drain, and Johnny is in a high speed chase with the Vercettis.
3. Niko gets executed for being too much of a smartass, but escapes and gets in an armoured vehicle, Luis gets his foot out, and Johnny limps all the way to Vice Beach.
4. Niko pukes all over the guards and gets hit by Cluckin' Bell boxes as punishment, Luis hear someone say "I like trains." and gets ran over. The Vercetti gang also runs out of bullets and is chasing Johnny.
5. Niko eats a rotten burger, desperate and pukes everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Johnny tries to kill Ken Rosenberg, and Luis stays there and starves to death.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Thursday, Jun 21 2012, 09:24)

1. A guard arrives to separate them.

Prison guard: "Oi, you two, break it up!"
Bernie walks into the corner of the cell.
Guard: "Bellic, you got a phone call." The guard leads Niko to a phone in the visitor centre. "You got five minutes."
Niko: "Hello? Who's this?"
Johnny: "Niko I need your help! The Vercetti gang have me hostage in Vice City, and they are demanding you come here, or they'll kill me!"
Niko: "Why don't you let them shoot you then? You'll just respawn back here in L.C."
Johnny: "That's rather anticlimactic though."
Niko: *Sigh* "Okay I'll help you."
Johnny: "They'd said you have to go to the Vercetti Mansion on Starfish Island. Hurry!"
Niko hangs up the phone and the prison guard walks back over to Niko to lead him back to the cell, only Niko then picks the phone up again and smacks the guard over the head with it. He steals a set of keys, a 9mm Pistol, a baton and some pepper spray from the guard and is instantly faced with three others.
Another guard: "Put that on the ground and we won't hurt you!"
Niko shoots all three guards in the stomach and steals their guns (including a Carbine Rifle). Suddenly the prison is put into lockdown and so he fights his way to the warden's office. There he pulls the master switch which opens all of the cells and so a prison riot ensues.
Yet another prison guard: "This has got to be the, what, fifth prison riot this week?!"

Niko eventually gets to the main prison gates and escapes via shooting the lock off of a smaller gate, he is followed by around 20 other prisoners who all try to steal nearby vehicles.
Niko: "Give me this van or I'll blow your head off." Niko takes a van and speeds over to FIA.

- One very long drive later -

Niko smashes through a security gate and drives towards a passenger airliner which is preparing to take off. He jumps from the van which smashes into a fueling truck causing it to blow up diverting security attention, so he is able to climb into the plane via the landing gear.

- A very long plane flight later -

Niko climbs out of the cargo bay scaring some baggage handlers and instantly realizes that he is at San Fierro Airport.
Niko: "Damn!"

- Back in L.C -

Firefighter: "Almost there. Hold still." Luis' foot is freed from the drain. "Whew."
Luis: "Thank you so much."
Crowd: *Cheers*
Weazel News reporter: "As you can see behind me one Luis Fernando Lopez has now had his foot freed from the drain."
Luis thanks the firefighters and walks away, only to trip over and get his head stuck in a trashcan.
Firefighter: "Oh screw this!" *Throws the Jaws of Life on the ground*.
Crowd: "BOOOOO!"
Pedestrian: "You suck Luis!"
Weazel News reporter: "Oh dear, he has just gotten his head stuck in a trash can. I am incredibly bored so I'm getting out of here. This is Mike Whitley, signing off."

Now...

1. Niko takes another flight and ends up in Las Ventuars, Armando and Henrique mock Luis and kick the can he is stuck in, and Johnny is tortured with a chainsaw by the Vercetti gang.
2. Niko takes another flight and ends up in Vice City, Luis manages to get his head out of the trashcan and throws it through a shop window, and Johnny is approached by Tommy Vercetti.
3. Niko wonders around San Fierro taking in the sites, Luis runs around still stuck in the trashcan and gets hit by a car, and Johnny is thrown into the ocean.
4. Niko steals a plane, flies to Vice City and crashes it into the Vercetti Mansion, Luis passes out from suffocation, and Johnny manages to escape captivity.
5. Niko phones Homeland Security and says that there is terrorist activity going on inside the Vercetti Mansion in VC, Luis manages to find the Jaws of Life and cuts himself free, and Johnny falls asleep.

-EDIT-

OH DAMN IT! Ignore this.

This post has been edited by AlexGTAGamer on Friday, Jun 22 2012, 01:27

[codams]

Off Topic: First ever post!!!!

On Topic:

QUOTE

3. Niko gets executed for being too much of a smartass, but escapes and gets in an armoured vehicle, Luis gets his foot out, and Johnny limps all the way to Vice Beach

Niko is taken to the courtyard, tied up to a lamppost and shoot by 8 guards. He respawns in his old cell, which was open. A cleaner is taking Bernie's body away.
Cleaner: OH S***
The cleaner runs off to tell other guards. Niko escapes the cell and runs straight past the cleaner. Three guards spot him and chase Niko to the garages. Niko runs straight to a APC, gets in and smashs through the wall into the car park. Eight patrol cars give chase.

*Meanwhile*

Johnny limps all the way to Vice Beach, closely followed by Tommy and his goons. When he reaches the beach Tommy pushes him over and draws his pistol.
Tommy: Stupid Liberty City folk.
Johnny: Please dont shoot me. I will do anything.
Tommy : I will enjoy this.
Tommy kills Johnny with a shoot to the head
Tommy: *yawn* I'm bored. Lets go.
Tommy and his goons walk off.

*Back in Liberty*

Luis manages to free his leg and stumbles into the road. Niko speeds around the corner, and not noticing Luis, runs him over. This sends the APC into the air and crashing into the bar. The bar catches fire and starts to collapse
What happens next?

1. Niko is killed and respawns at the hospital for the criminally insane
2. Niko is killed and respawns in prison
3. Niko escapes and gets arrested
4. Niko escapes and goes on the run

This post has been edited by codams on Saturday, Jun 23 2012, 22:38