[Mr. Crap Storm]

QUOTE (EDMEISTERX @ Tuesday, Mar 13 2012, 13:02)

2.Yusuf safely gets out of the water and he starts shooting with his Golden UZI?

Luis' car catches on fire so he jumps out of it. Yusuf tries to run away onto the broken overpass but gets kicked in the face by Niko parachuting.
YUSUF: "AH my face, nigga!!
LUIS: "Don't say that you piece of sh*t!
Luis shoots lots of explosive shells at Yusuf while he screams really weirdly. Yusuf isn't killed because he has special gold armour. Johnny comes and Niko and him both try to take the armour off.
YUSUF: "Ha niggaz! I am wearing a special kind of armour! You can't kill me!
Niko shoots his head.
YUSUF: "Except if you do that..."
Yusuf falls onto the ground dead.
1. The three of them hold each other in the shoulder and skip along into the sunset while Happy Together playss in the background.
2. Michelle and the rest of United Libert yPaper come there and try to arrest them but they escape which leads to a big chase.
3. Yusuf rises from the dead and dances Thriller.
4. They go home while Yusuf turns out to be alive still.
5. Yusuf respawns at the hospital after they are all crushed by an overpass because of Roman with his RPG.

EDIT: Ooh, the 57th page.

[EDMEISTERX]

2. Michelle and the rest of United Liberty Paper come there and try to arrest them but they escape which leads to a big chase.

As they escape Niko sez to Luis
NIKO:''Oh yes!A generic chase with gangsters and the goverment involved!Plot twists guarenteed 100% !''
LUIS:''This isn't a game or a movie yo'!''
NIKO:*laughs*''Ya' know it's best if I don't explain!''
Luis gets so confused,he actually does a stunt jump with the car the guys were driving in,and Michelle does the same thing.
What happens next?
1.A random generic plot twist
2.Niko and Luis utterly fail at stunt jumping and they crashe their car,and they start shooting the chasers
3.While they jump everything goes slow-mo and you can hear an epic long scream ''OH S**T''
4.Michelle fails at the stunt jump and she crashes her car
5.Yusuf,once again,flys in after the epic stunt jump and he shouts ''YO THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS GANGSTA S**T NIGGA!!!''

[Driftking120]

1.A random generic plot twist.
*Suddenly Luid gets run over by a blue 2012 Sentinel (From GTA V Trailer) driven by lazlow*
Luis gets back up and says "Gimme the car or else ill bust your ass".
Lazlow: Oh damn.
*As the two are getting in the car Michelle along with her goons block their path*
what happens next?
1. A Annihilator blocks the exit behind them
2. Luis weilds dual shotguns while FIB are surrounding them
3. a drunk Johnny parachutes down and attacks Michelle and her goons with a butcher knife
4. Ned Luke blows up Michelle cavalcade with a gernade launcher

[EDMEISTERX]

1.A Annihilator blocks the exit behind them.

NIKO:''Oh crap how did that get there?!''
LUIS:''Doesn't f*ckin matter,we need to get out of here!''
NIKO:''Let's vault the cars blocking the path and jack the nearest parked car!''
LUIS:''Aren't you forgetting about the FBI agents?''
NIKO:''Oh,rigth...''
LUIS:''Yo,how bout we RPG the ground we're standing on and we should respawn in the nearest hospital?!''
NIKO:''Yeah,sure!''
And they kill themselves,and do they
1.Respawn at a hospital
2.Respawn in jail
3.Survive the blast and they get arrested
4.Before they RPG themselves,Johhny and the Lost MC save their asses,by pipe bombing the FBI agents.
5.Another random plot twist occurs

[Driftking120]

5.Another random plot twist occurs.
*As Niko pulls the trigger a sign that says "Ammunition sold seperately" pops out*
What happens next?
1. Luis breaks a bottle of pisswaser and uses the sharp pointy end to siscabob FIB agents
2. Michelle is in a bikini which causes niko and luis to be extremely destracted looking at her
3. Johnny comes to their rescue in with a tank

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Wednesday, Mar 14 2012, 12:48)

3. Johnny comes to their rescue in with a tank

Johnny comes storming in with a Sherman Tank and blows up the FIB Buffalos and the Annihilator.
Niko: "Johnny!? Where did you get a Sherman Tank from?"
Johnny: "It literally fell out of the sky as if someone had intentionally made it appear."
Niko: "Really?"
Luis: "I'm getting the feeling that we're being watched."
All 3 of them look around nervously.
Niko: "Who wants to get drunk?"
Johnny & Luis: "I do!"
The 3 amigos go to Comrades Bar in the tank.

- 5 hours of drinking later -

Johnny: "Did you see that Russian guy in there? He looked at me as if he wanted to fight."
Luis: He looked at you as if he wanted to give you a blowjob. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Johnny: "Shut up Luis!"
Niko: "Guys shut up, I've got a bad headache."
Johnny: "I'll show you Luis, I'll show that Russian guy." Johnny gets inside of the Sherman Tank and aims the turret at the bar.
Niko: "Johnny what are you doing?"
Johnny: "Take this you commie bast-" But before Johnny can finish his sentence he fires a rocket at Comrades Bar and the entire place explodes.
Niko: "Johnny! What have you done!?"
Luis: "Wow." Luis falls over on the ground and falls asleep.
Mickey the bartender walks down the road with two bags of shopping and sees his destroyed bar.
Mickey: "My bar! What happened!? Oh boy is Vlad going to be pissed. And Mikhail."

Suddenly...

1. Vlad runs out of the bar on fire.
2. Vlad arrives in his car and begins to attack Niko blaming the destruction of the bar on him.
3. Mikhail turns up and simply laughs at the sight of the destroyed bar.
4. Johnny goes on a rampage in the tank.
5. Another Sherman Tank suddenly appears.

[Driftking120]

2. Vlad arrives in his car and begins to attack Niko blaming the destruction of the bar on him.
"I did not do anything angry man!" Niko whines
"Do not lie to me, this is your fault and-" says Vlad before Johnny blows him up with his tank's cannon
*Suddenly the Russian mobsters, alerted by the explosion, begin to open fire at the bar, unable to see where they are firing because of the smoke caused by the explosion*
*Niko then spots a silver Supergt in all the confusion and yells at johnny to get in*
what happens next?
1. The support beams to the subway tracks above are critically damaged, causing the subway tracks to collapse and fall on the mobsters crushing them
2. The mobsters steal a black schafter and begin to pursue the two
3. A police roadblock is blocking the path ahead
4. a mysterious helicopter with "Have a nice day!" painted on the side begins to pursue them

[Mr. Crap Storm]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Thursday, Mar 15 2012, 01:40)

1. The support beams to the subway tracks above are critically damaged, causing the subway tracks to collapse and fall on the mobsters crushing them

NIKO: Haha! Oh sh*t!
Niko spots a police helicopter. It spots them and the cops inside the chopper shoot the car and blow it up, luckily Niko, Johnny, and Luis escape the car in time and dodge the explosion. Niko quickly apots a DeLorean.
NIKO: Let's take that!
Johnny pours some gasoline behind the tires.
JOHNNY: We're good!
Luis throws a cigarette out the window and they take off in the DeLorean leaving a trail of fire behind the tires. The Police chopper is hot on their trail.
LCPD guy: Where are they?
LCPD guy 2: Let's follow that trail of fire to see where they went.
After the LCPD chopper blows up the cars on the street because they're bad shots, Johnny kills the snipers in the chopper so two Annihilators come. The Annihilators have explosive miniguns.
NIKO: Nice going, Johnny and Luis!
LUIS: Not my fault my game has explosive Annihilators!
The Annihilators shoot the car on fire. The three are still in the car and go up the circled road down by the gas station. They go into the air after going what seemed like a stunt jump.
1. Yusuf comes in his Buzzard to pick them up and rescue them.
2. Manny Escuela pops up in the car and tells them to use Gold Spice.
3. The car explodes and Niko, Johnny, and Luis die and respawn at the hospital.
4. Jimmy Pegorino and his mafia come in two PMP-600's armed with AK-47's and try to kill them.

[baclaine]

4. Jimmy Pegorino and his mafia come in two PMP-600's armed with AK-47's and try to kill them.

niko carjack one of the pmp-600

1 niko dies by Jimmy Pegorino and his mafia

2 niko is fast enough and escape

3 Jimmy Pegorino is still in the car

4 roman calls for bowling

[Mr. Crap Storm]

QUOTE (baclaine @ Thursday, Mar 15 2012, 20:36)

3 Jimmy Pegorino is still in the car

Niko pushs Jimmy out of the car and picks up Johnny and Luis who have jumped out of the DeLorean before it exploded. They go on a road trip blowing up stuff and killing people. Yusuf comes with a Buzzard and tries to blow up the gas station in Dukes for fun. He accidentally blows up part of the Buzzard and parachutes inside Niko's car.
YUSUF: Hello niggaz! How's it going?
LUIS: Get out of here you crazy f*ck!
Luis pushes Yusuf out through the door.
JOHNNY: Where do we go?
ALL OF THEM: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... THE BAR!!!!
Niko heads northeast to the Steinway Beer Garden to drink and waste all their brain cells. When they get there, they see...
1. Little Jacob and Badman
2. Packie, Francis, Gerry, and Derrick
3. Brucie and Roman
4. Dwayne
5. Yusuf with an empty burlap sack.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Mr. Crap Storm @ Friday, Mar 16 2012, 01:37)

2. Packie, Francis, Gerry, and Derrick

Niko: "Hey guys."
Packie: "Hey Niko boy, what are you doing here?"
Niko: "Same reason why you're here."
Packie: "To rob the place?"
Niko: "What?"
Packie: "Just kidding, I wouldn't be able to rob this place even if I wanted, not with my cop brother around."
Francis: "Just because I'm a cop doesn't mean nobody can have fun anymore."
Gerry: "You just keep telling yourself that Francis."
Derrick: "Yeah, I'm afraid to do coke near you in case you arrest me."
Francis: "Wow, you guys are great brothers."
Packie: "Yeah we are aren't we?"
Francis: "I was being sarcastic."
Niko: "Yes we know."
Francis: "Was I talking to you you brain dead boy?"
Packie: "Aye, nobody calls my friend a brain dead boy!" Packie smashes a glass over Francis' head.
Gerry: "Yeah beat him up!"
Derrick: "$20 on Packie to win."
Johnny: "$50."
Luis: "Rip his throat out!"
Niko: "Guys calm down."
Packie throws Francis through a bar window.
Gerry: "Packie is the victor!"
Suddenly two LCPD squad cars show up after getting a call of a bar fight taking place.
Derrick: "It's the pigs!"
Gerry: "Quick let's get out of here!"
Everyone runs off in different directions.

We follow...
1. Niko
2. Johnny
3. Luis
4. Packie
5. Gerry
6. Derrick

[EDMEISTERX]

4.Packie

As we follow Packie he thinks to him
PACKIE:''S**t I could use some chop rigth now.''
And those thougths inspire him to figth back the cops.He figths off half of the entire LCPD departament on his own,and when he finally escapes the cops,and he heads home.When he gets home he:
1.Blows some chop and sits on the toilet for half a nigth.
2.Gerry,Niko,Johhny are there and they drinked all the beers.
3.When Packie gets on his mountain of snow suddenly the cops bust down the door doin' this

[Mr. Crap Storm]

QUOTE (EDMEISTERX @ Friday, Mar 16 2012, 19:45)

3.When Packie gets on his mountain of snow suddenly the cops bust down the door doin' this

PACKIE: wtf?
COP 1: U MAD BRO???
COP 2: YAH U MAD???
PACKIE: Stop doing that gay ass dance!
COP 2: YOU CAN'T RESIST!!
PACKIE: Yes I can!
Packie gets out of his house and goes inside one of the drug dealers' house next door. He goes up the stairs onto the roof and tries going in the chimney, he fails.
The two cops doing come up the roof and arrest Packie. Luckily Niko comes with an RPG and blows up the cops along with Packie.
NIKO: Haha!
Packie respawns at the hospital and drives back to his house.
PACKIE: Thanks Niko. Let's go do some blow.
The two go inside his house and do some blow. Somehow they shrink for some reason.
PACKIE: What the f**********************ccckkk!
NIKO: Packie, what's going ooooooooooooooooonnn??!
The two shrunk and fell onto the mountain of snow which now seems like an actual mountain of snow due to their size.
LUIS: Hey Niko!
JOHNNY: Hey Niko!
NIKO: Packie, did you hear something?
PACKIE: Yeah. What is that?
It turns out Johnny and Luis also shrunk and teleported here.
GAY TONY: Welcome to the Snowboarding contest! This is for drowning and blowing me up you d*cks!! Also I've set some explosives and landmines on the track.
NIKO: You f*ck!
The four are armed with unlimited grenades and sticky bombs. Luis hits a landmine and lands onto Johnny's shoulder. Johnny shakes him off, Luis forms a big snowball with himself in it and runs over Johnny with the snowball also making him part of the snowball. What happens next?
1. Packie and Niko accidentally both trip into Luis and Johnny's snowball.
2. Luis melds from the snowball and falls onto another landmine.
3. Niko throws a grenade at Luis' snowball and Luis gets blown up onto Packie.
4. Luis and Johnny cover their snowball with grenades and sticky bombs and try to head towards Niko.
5. Packie throws sticky bombs at Luis and Johnny and gets blown up by a landmine.

[Driftking120]

4. Luis and Johnny cover their snowball with grenades and sticky bombs and try to head towards Niko.
*But when they try to head towards Niko they accidently run over Tony with the giant snow ball*
*KABOOM*
*Niko all of a sudden wakes up after his nightmare to find that he is tied up inside mikhail faustin's house*
"Hello Mr. Bellic, we would like to speak with you" Says a Unknown voice
Who is the unknown voice?
1. Mikail Faustin
2. A U.L. Paper thug
3. Roman Bellic
4. Michelle
5. Will Smith

[Mr. Crap Storm]

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Saturday, Mar 17 2012, 12:59)

1. Mikail Faustin

NIKO: Mr. Faustin?!
FAUSTIN: Yeah, it's me. You have twenty seconds to explain why you should've killed me.
NIKO: F*ck this!
Niko pulls out a Glock on Faustin. Faustin pulls out an HK69A1 with GTA III M16 bullets.
NIKO: Very well then.
Niko fires, Faustin fires but misses as Niko moves an amazing speed. John Marston appears behind him.
JOHN: Here, have this lasso.
NIKO: Thanks!
Niko ties up Faustin and takes his HK69A1M16. John MArston disappears. Niko runs off and sees Faustin's goons in cars. He runs for a Banshee.
1. He gets in the Banshee but before that the car gets crushed by Packie on account of Luis and Johnny's snowball.
2. He successfully escapes in the Banshee.
3. Roman pops up and asks, "Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"
4. Michelle and U.L. Paper thugs come in lots of Sentinals.
5. The Russians are equipped with M16's from GTA III and overpowerly blow up the Banshee.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (Mr. Crap Storm @ Saturday, Mar 17 2012, 14:23)

3. Roman pops up and asks, "Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"

Niko: "No cousin!" Niko kicks Roman out of the car via the passenger side door. Roman flies through the air and smashes the windshield of one of the pursuing Russian Mafia cars.
Roman: "Hey, want to go to a titty bar?"
Russian 1: "Who's this idiot?"
Russian 2: "It's looks like that fat slob Roman Bellic."
Roman: "Nobody calls me a fat slob!" Roman kicks the driver in the face and he loses control of the car. The car swerves and hits another Russian Mafia car causing it to flip over onto its side. Another mafia car swerves to avoid the two crashed cars and smashes into a truck carrying propane tanks which is parked conveniently on the side of the road. Two more mafia cars hit the exploded car and all of the vehicles explode in a large chain reaction. Roman's body is sent flying through the sky and lands infront of Niko's Banshee.
Niko: "Oh shi-" The Banshee swerves all over the road, breaks down a fence, and before Niko realizes it he has driven onto the Screamer roller coaster. "Damn you Roman!"

1. Niko begins to go around on the roller coaster in his Banshee.
2. The roller coaster begins to collapse.
3. [Insert character] pops up in the passenger seat next to Niko.
4. A small army of Russian Mafia goons surround the roller coaster.
5. Niko reaches the highest point on the roller coaster and then the car's engine dies.

[Mr. Crap Storm]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Monday, Mar 19 2012, 23:40)

3. [Insert character] pops up in the passenger seat next to Niko.

BERNIE: Hi, Niko!
NIKO: Bernie?!
Niko pushes Bernie out of the passenger door and he falls off the roller coaster screaming. Roman comes inside the Banshee. Russians are at the bottom of the roller coaster. They're throwing molotovs and grenades.
NIKO: Sh*t!
Niko grabs a parachute inside the car and grabs Roman. The two both dive and Niko parachutes while he holds Roman. Roman is too heavy.
NIKO: SH*T Roman. How much do you weigh??
ROMAN: About 300 pounds.
NIKO: HOLY SH*T!
Niko and Roman drop down now having only 1/100 of their health. The Russians come in a car and...
1. Run over Niko and Roman, killing them, making them respawn at the hospital.
2. Gets blown up because of [insert character here] with an RPG.
3. Dmitri catches on fire for some reason so the car turns around to go to Dmitri.
4. Some alien sh*t happens.
5. Gets blown up due to lots of stray bullets from an overpowered GTA III M16.

[AceRay]

QUOTE (Mr. Crap Storm @ Tuesday, Mar 20 2012, 13:34)

5. Gets blown up due to lots of stray bullets from an overpowered GTA III M16.

What color is the explosion?

1. a blue explosion
2. a green explosion
3. a red explosion

[The_Anti-tragedy]

QUOTE (AceRay @ Thursday, Mar 22 2012, 05:18)

3. a red explosion

I'm back and since I'm caught up now, I'm posting.

Niko and Roman are safe... for now.
Roman: What the hell??!?
Yusuf: DAT WUZ SUM SEELIUS GANGSTA SHEET!!!
Niko: What the f*ck??
Luis comes out of nowhere with Johnny holding beer.
Luis: Oyei (or however you spell it). You guys want to *puts on sunglasses* party at the bar?
Niko and Roman: ... ... ... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Niko, Roman, Luis, and Johnny all go to the bar and have a party. At the bar is Peter and Brian Griffin.
Roman: I invited my big round American ti*ty ninjas!
Brian: Oh that's just not practical.
Peter: I only get this weirded out when Chri-
Niko blows Peter's head off with a shotgun.
Niko: Don't ever make a cutaway here!!! Dog, you have anything to say?
Brian: Nothin'.
Johnny: HOLY SH*T A TALKING DOG?!
Johnny tries to kill Brian, what happens?
1. Johnny uses a knife but actually kills Luis.
2. He gets shot trying to kill Brian.
3. Peter respawns for some reason and Niko, Roman, Luis, and Johnny have a fight with Peter and Brian.
4. The big round American t*tty ninjas arrive and kick Johnny's ass.
5. Brian gets killed by Luis so him and Johnny have a fight.

[AlexGTAGamer]

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Sunday, Mar 25 2012, 00:25)

5. Brian gets killed by Luis so him and Johnny have a fight.

Johnny: "Luis, I was gonna kill that talking dog!"
Luis: "Sorry yo, but he was really freaking me out."
Johnny: "Being given the opportunity to kill a talking dog is a once in a life time experience, you know that Luis? And you took my only chance to do that away from me!"
Luis: "I said I was sorry."
Johnny: "Sorry ain't good enough!" Johnny smashes a bottle on the bar and points the razor end at Luis.
Niko: "Johnny, what are you doing?"
Johnny: "I'm gonna kill this SOB!"
Luis: "Johnny please, just put the bottle down." Johnny swings the bottle and Luis gets cut on the chest. "Ow! You're crazy!"
Johnny: "Stand still!"
Niko: "Johnny!" Niko pulls out a Glock and aims it at Johnny's head. "Put the bottle down."
Johnny: "You wouldn't do it Niko." Niko shoot at the ground by Johnny's left foot. "Damn you would do it! Okay, I'm putting the bottle down." Johnny drops the bottle and Luis then smashes a bar stool over his head and knocks him unconscious.
Niko: "Luis!"
Luis: "He tried to kill me, you saw that!"
Suddenly 5 strippers doing martial arts moves burst into the bar.
Roman: "It's my titty ninjas!"

1. They all party.
2. The titty ninjas begin to attack Niko and Luis.
3. The titty ninjas begin to attack everyone in the bar.
4. [Insert character] walks into the bar.
5. The bar is set on fire by someone.