[Jericho176]

558. Big Smoke loves chicken
559. Catalina is obsessed with Carl and probably never really loved Claude
560. Carl doesn't love any of his (ex)girlfriends
561. Carl can eat up to 10 big meals of veggies and still won't puke or get fat
562. OG Loc was raped in prison
563. Berkley is an asshole
564. Carl can become a pro-athlete in just few days
565. Los Santons police keep dildos in their showers...
556. Well known fact: Aliens exist
557. The Truth is actually telling the truth
568. They're coming...

This post has been edited by Jericho176 on Sunday, Feb 12 2012, 09:46

[twannie1997]

569. Gangs can move through the whole state when they are attacking, and you are somewhere else.

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570. Government jet fighters shoot at hovercrafts.
571. Area 69 is actually Black Mesa.
572. Gordon Freeman once lived in San Andreas

crowbars, scientists, military, looks like Half-Life

This post has been edited by twannie1997 on Sunday, Feb 12 2012, 12:01

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

573. Drivers in the State of San Andreas are allowed to drive up to 120 miles per hour and change lanes without warning
574. You can evade police by respraying your car
575. Police are too stupid to know how to jump
576. The army in San Andreas is so underfunded it allows itself to be robbed of a $60,000,000 jetpack and a $1,500,000 fighter jet by a black guy who lived in a ghetto
577. People who fly to Liberty City from SA only see a partially built Portland that is half-solid

[TomJK]

578.People never lock the house door.
579.In driving school you have to do bullsh*t thats never needed.
580.When you fly with the jetpack for $60,000,000 that you stole from area 69, no one cares.
581.People never get in or out of buildings.
582.Bikes are indestructible.


This post has been edited by TomJK on Saturday, Feb 18 2012, 14:12

[AH64Hunter]

583. You don't have to pay tax's in San Andreas.

[MrDanceWithLance]

584. You must always watch your back in rival hoods.

[XxBfmvPoison]

585. In 'Tagging up Turf', Sweet says he's gonna tag up more hoods, but instead he parks in the middle of Grove Street.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

586. When Sweet says he's going to tag up more hoods, he drives off in the passenger seat
587. No one wears a seatbelt or locks their car doors
588. Airport security is so lacking that a random black guy can scale the fence and steal a jet airliner
589. Whenever it rains, there's always thunder and lightning

[lzw3]

590. People's heads can be shot off with guns, but only when they're alive.

[juan4life]

591. You won't get married
592. Police can't swim
593. There won't be any city developement in San Andreas
594. Santa Maria Beach Ferris Wheel is useless
595. People in San Andreas is too stupid to call a police
596. Barbers can grow your hair
597. World is 157 years old - fact!
598. Train is stronger than tanks
599. You could live without passing the childhood moments
600. The paramedic could revive anyone
601. Indoors could be found in the other universe using floating yellow cone.

[lzw3]

602. Carl Johnson is the only person in the entire state that can swim.

[lil weasel]

602A, besides the campanions doing a mission with him.

[GTA_SA_Guru_ZIM]

603. CJ will never dies. He was saved by the hospital even after he fell from an andromada from a great height and landed straight into a car.
604. It is possible to blast a car by punching it.
605. The world has a height limit.
606. Cars ALWAYS explode if they are flipped over.
607. Helicopters do not get destroyed if you fly it straight into a building.
608. Liberty City was not solid during CJ's time and if you walked into the un-solid area, you would fall into the underworld.
609. People never get older.
610. Ryder has worn the same outfit throughout his entire life. Even at death.
611. A passenger plane can carry only one person.
612. Fishes never die.
613. There is something written on the Golden Gate Bridge.
614. If you work as an Ambulance driver, you won't even die after you had fallen a building like the Downtown Skyscraper.
615. If you cut a hole in the ground, you will fall to the Hell and get teleported back over the ground.
616. Area 69 is so secure that there is no police at the secret base.
617. You never need to go to the washroom.
618. You can never sleep.
619. You will never have any diseases.
620. The world does not have any animals except Dolphins, Sharks, Fishes, Jellyfishes, Starfishes, Turtles and Human beings.
621. The the Ambulance drivers fail to save anyone, then that person will disappear.
622. The paramedics can even save the person who died from getting hit by a rocket.

Sorry if any of these were mentioned earlier...

[GTASanAndreas12345]

623: Jetpacks don't burn CJ's arms.
624: Dusk in San Andreas lasts for three to five hours, but dawn only lasts for two.
625: All aircraft are limited to altitudes no greater than 1 km.
626: CJ can live on a meal every three days.
627: CJ can live without water.
628: Liberty City is situated 1.5 km above San Fierro.
629: In Liberty City, it snows during the summer, but not in October.

[That Grove street Homie]

630: The airports don't have air traffic.
631: The "S" For school, Is still on the radar even Inside an interior.
632: CJ may be the only Gangster That succeeded in life.
633: San andreas was set during 1992, and in Las Venturas, Many hotels were missing, from LAS VEGAS's 1992 hotels. EX: Dunes, Sands, Stardust, frontier, and more.
634: CJ lives everywhere.
635: There was a plane crash over by the big ear.
636: Cops are brainless and focus on murder than arrest.
637: Andromada's can be seen flying in the sky, Also an AT-400 can. But they never land at any airports, and if you get lucky and catch up to them, they just fly off the map. Same with evaded Police Heli's.
638: A wheelchair is at Fisherman's lagoon.
639: A cock rock is near Verdant Meadows.
640: Trains go in different directions on the same track, If paid attention to.
641: The horseshoes are very much larger then an average horseshoe, how big is the horse to wear the horseshoes In venturas?

[RyujinXKaizer]

642:While driving the train, you can't use other types of camera but cinematic
643:You can't switch places with a passenger only in missions
644:You can bail out of a Dodo plane and steal a Shamal while the shamal is running
645:No matter where you kill Smoke the cutscene will still show smoke dying near a safe
646:You can still enter Smoke's crack palace despite the palace went kaboom.
647:Even if you bump the Area 69 gate FBI will still chase you
648:Aliens were real according to Area 69 reports
649:There is nothing but military vehicles in Easter Basin Naval Station

This post has been edited by RyujinXKaizer on Sunday, Apr 22 2012, 09:26

[NateShaw92]

650 - running, swimming and cycling makes it so you can take more bullets before you "die"
651 - people drive like morons on freeways
652 - nobody can fly planes without crashing in the middle of a city
653 - 9/11 was not a fresh idea, people were crashing planes into buildings in 1992
654 - nobody can spray over a CJ sprya tag, NOBODY!
655 - girlfriends have a 6th sense that tells them when you are in the same city as them
656 - house prices were really low in 1992
657 - real estate agents did not exist in 1992
658 - if you murder 100 people and get arrested you will escape with a fine, unless you are dating an officer in the desert, even if you are arrested in the city
659 - it is incredibally quick and easy for some ghetto boy to learn ho to fly
660 - a week or 2 after learning to fly you are able to fly a military jet and take down 2 professional jet pilots in a dog fight
661 - a ghetto gangster can take on an armed compund full of army guys no problem
662 - Northerners are all stupid (to be honest I knew this before)
663 - murder only might get the attention of the police
664 - GTA attracts big names to do voice acting
665 - snipers suck
666 - walk down the street with an RPG, nobody gives a f*ck

[adisetyadi39]

667. CJ can get on the top of a Police Maverick and destroy it with a chainsaw without losing any health.
668. Doing a jump from a skyscraper and fall on the ground with quad will only hurt cj a little.
669. Cj is the most brave man in san andreas.
670. Donut shop and 24/7 are useless in the interior.
671. Cop will leave cj in one wanted level after fighting with him if cj doesnt fight him back.
672. Only one chopper which have a magnet.
673. Fbi Rancher is heavier than a securicar.

[Delanto]

674. Every law enforcement skin (FBI, army, all city cops) has a boner

Don't ask me how I noticed that

[adisetyadi39]

675. One guy can take over all of the gang teritories without many problem
678. You can win a gang war by winning or passing 3 wave