[lil weasel]

QUOTE (Gary-X @ Saturday, Aug 27 2011, 10:06)

Sorry if these facts have already been stated.

It is the Posters duty to read through ALL the posts to avoid duplicates.

[PrometheusX]

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Saturday, Aug 27 2011, 11:30)

QUOTE (Gary-X @ Saturday, Aug 27 2011, 10:06) Sorry if these facts have already been stated. It is the Posters duty to read through ALL the posts to avoid duplicates.

Yeah just imagine someone checking 973 facts just to post his.

[rickyboy]

469. cj can fall 1000ft, continually press the jump button and survive with only a tiny bit of health left over
470. simply sitting in a car with a prostitute and having your car rock side to side passes for having sex in san andreas
471. cj can set fire to concrete
472. no matter what injuries a pedestrian sustains, a simple medic can revive them back to live by simply kneeling down with you for a second
473. cj can enter a barber shop and leave with more hair than what you went it with
474. you can go from anorexic to arnold schwarzenegger like within a matter of days by simply lifting a few weights and eating nothing but salad
475. if a gangster fires at cj in front of police its all fine and dandy but returning fire in order to save yourself is against the law
476. even with airbraking up to about 50000000 ft the army can still attack cj with aircraft
477. with a six star rating, cj can be teleported to anywhere on the map and cops will already be there waiting to ambush him as if they knew where he was going to be instantly
478. radio stations actually play in one big continuous loop repeating themselves over and over
479. if cj happens to go into a pay and spray with cops waiting for him outside, once he reappears with a different coloured car they seem to mistake him for a inocent bystander
480. cj never dies, instead he is always revived and seems to awaken despite whatever injuries he may have sustained only to find himself outside a hospital

dont know if some of these have already been said, soz if they have thats all i cba to do

[john12]

481.reciuted guys can swin.
482.even woozi says that he can't swim, he swims in water without dying.
483.there is an easter egg at the top of the gant bridge.
484.you don't get stars if you enter in police department but, if you go the shotgun room you get 2 stars.
485.kendals skin is different in the mission 'high stakes low rider'. she seems to be really black and not at all kendal which is seen in cutscenes.

Sorry, if anyone has already posted these things.

[lil weasel]

** What's the Point of listing '1000' things if Players arn't bothering to read through the previously listed items to avoid duplication? **

[ObiWan]

486. Tanks Vs. Small Trash Bin = Small Trash Bin wins
487. in the Barber Shop, you gain hairs, beards and mustaches. Instead of cutting them
488. You cannot destroy buildings even with 1000000000000000000000000000 satchel charges all over it
489. You blow yourself, your body wont blow up, instead, your soul did.
490. You can survive a great fall with a bike even with 10000000000000000000000km height if you have maximum cycling skills
491. Cops never been to serious ( you can always hear them talking on the police radio )
492. You can kill them with 1 headshot, but they can't headshot you

[MattDet]

493. If cops are shooting at you and Grove Street members are nearby, the GSF members will help you and shoot at the police?

Sorry if this had already been asked.

[Metzger]

494. Humans can hit with their elbows so hard, that they can kill someone with one or two hits, and they can destroy non armored vehicles with several hits. (LV gym's fighting style).

[lol232]

495. Dildo can Kill a human.
496. Vibrator can kill a human.
497. Cops will shoot at you if you just aim at one with Fists
498. Nobody in the entire game doesn't have to take a sh*t
499. Nobody in the entire game doesn't have to piss
500.Helena doesn't give a sh*t who is she shooting at, so you better stay away from her!
501. In San Andreas Everybody has bad breath because they never heard of brushing your teeth!
502. In San Andreas everybody stinks they never heard of taking a shower or a bath!
503. Cops are so retarded that only thing they can catch is cold
504. There are horseshoes around Las Venturas and nobody except Carl wants to be lucky.
505. In San Andreas everyone has infinity ammo except Carl before he doesn't complete the game 100%.
506. Extinguishing down 78 fire will get your ass Fireproof
507. Doing 10 Pimping missions will make hookers pay you
508. Carl can run faster than Big Smoke even when he is a lot fatter than him
509. Pulaski is an asshole to the end
510. Nobody can stop Ryder
511. Big Smoke will eat your meal when it's getting cold
512. All Buildings, statues and a Triad dude from Home in the Hills are INVINCIBLE!
513. Nobody Celebrates Christmas in San Andreas
514. Nobody Celebrates New Year in San Andreas
515. Nobody Celebrates easter in San Andreas
516. Nobody Celebrates Halloween in San Andreas
517. There's only Summer is San Andreas
518. San Andreas is a Childless and Babyless place
519. San Andres is Schoolless place (But there is one University though)
520. Nobody in San Andreas is or can become pregnant
521. Nobody in San Andreas except Carl goes Shopping
522. Cops chase your ass even if you do some errands for them!
523. Nobody except Carl buys Snacks or Drinks from vending machines

[Metzger]

524. People can jump when they are swimming on water's surface, even if their feet are not touching bottom.
525. Our world is actually a one giant island, which is surrounded by an endless quantity of water.
526. Trains are indestructible.
527. Tanks can withstand an endless amount of explosives.
528. If you want to perform burglary, then keep in mind, that police will not react, even when they see you while you are exiting a house, wearing balaclava and carrying an electronic hardware, as long as you are not detected by a house's inhabitant.
529. Taxi companies are rewarding their most experienced cabbies, by upgrading their taxis with a bottles containing N20 (nitro).

This post has been edited by Metzger on Wednesday, Dec 28 2011, 21:08

[Ledsbourne]

QUOTE (lol232 @ Saturday, Dec 24 2011, 22:15)

495. Dildo can Kill a human. 496. Vibrator can kill a human.

You'd be surprised how many prolific religions would agree with this

Anyway:
530. Carl gets surprised when Cesar hands him a silenced pistol, despite most probably using bazookas, miniguns and other powerful weapons by then.
531. FBI agents are just random fellows who mindlessly drive by fours in black SUVs carrying SMGs. There's heaps of those guys everywhere.
532. When you take down 100 police helicopters, they still have budget to send in more!
533. Tanks are often sent into towns to catch a criminal. But they don't shoot him - just try to run him over, very slowly!
534. Every radio DJ has a problem with him/her-self.
535. Pleasing a girl is generally easy - you just take her for foor/drive her around the block/go dancing with her, also give her some generic flowers, then you have sex
536. Girls don't get mad at you when you give her a dildo. Even if you give her one on each date, definitely looking like you're trying to tell her something.
537. It's wise to carry a golf club or a shovel in the glove box. You never know.

[Metzger]

538. Founded yourself between a cops and a herd place? No problem. Just take an example from a movie stars and put your sun glasses on, or change one of your clothes. This method is so effective, that the cops won't be able to recognize you at all, and your trail will get cold almost instantly.
539. If you need a weapon then don't waste your money in a local gun shop, just take a look around in your neighborhood. Who knows what you might discover.
540. Your friends are so dedicated to your cause, that they will don't mind if you use them as a suicide bombers (after spraying all tags, find a GSF member who is wielding a knife and recruit him, attach remote explosive to him, take him to the enemy gang turf, wait for him to get close enough to enemy gangbangers, then use your detonator and be proud from your hoomie that he sacrificed himself for GSF's cause).

This post has been edited by Metzger on Saturday, Dec 31 2011, 00:49

[KaRzY6]

541. If you fail to do a job for someone, you can just go back and retry.

542. Everyone in San Andreas must get an abortion.

543. CJ can just go into the biggest military base in SA and steal a $6 000 000 project and hide it at an old airfield that wouldn't be 20 miles away for the military base.

[lil weasel]

544. A multi-million dollar stolen project can sit out in the open and the government can't find it, just like in real life...

[KaRzY6]

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Thursday, Jan 5 2012, 23:32)

544. A multi-million dollar stolen project can sit out in the open and the government can't find it, just like in real life...

Haha...so true

[alifjenius]

QUOTE (lol232 @ Sunday, Dec 25 2011, 05:15)

512. All Buildings, statues and a Triad dude from Home in the Hills are INVINCIBLE!

545. People in SA has to pass the Alley Oop to get a driver license
546. People in SA has to pass Jump & Stoppie with a motorcycle to get a motorcycle license
547. People in SA has to do a barrel roll in order to get an ordinary pilot license
548. $9999999 is the limit of money that people in SA could have
549. You don't have a blood spot on your body when you got shot

[lil weasel]

550. CJ is self-sealing when punctured, although he will pass out (wasted).

[gta player13]

551.SA is supposed to be california and nevada but it's island.
552.Noone in real life wouldn't think that way of suicide.(stealing black-project)

[Ify24]

553. You can kill people with helicopter elise.

[oglevempire]

554. If you f*ck a whore, and then kill her. You won't get the money you payed! Bullsh*t.
555. You can fight and kill Cesar after the race in Los Santos. (It's fun as well)
556. Sharks will never eat you in the sea, too bad.
557. Carl "CJ" Johnson is a total whore...