[killer24]

This is simple: Number facts, observations, etc.

Rules:

-Don't post facts more than 29. More than 29 facts will be a bad post.
-No off-topic posts. Just PM me if you want.
-You should number the facts. If you don't number the facts, people will get confused.
-All facts must be related to an unmodded GTA San Andreas.
-This topic is for fun, not for others to get mad.
-If 1 fact is posted, then another fact is posted which is the same, it will be replaced by a new one. e.g. Parking lots are full of vehicles. Vehicles are always parked in the parking lots.

All right, these are all the rules.

T-Unit was the original creator of 1000 things we learnt in San Andreas. While others were posting their facts, T-Unit kept on bumping the topic. So girishb locked the topic.

All right, now we can start!

1. All gang members will always lean next to a parked car.
2. There is a rock in Bone County that resembles a penis.
3. There is an abandoned bunker near Verdant Meadows.
4. Cabins in the Panopticon are always filled with dried blood.
5. Peds will be always be gored when a Combine Harvester is driven and use to run over peds.
6. You can make CJ naked and only the underwear is shown.

Max facts: 122 facts.

killer24: 26 facts.
AH64Hunter: 29 facts.
SanAndreasManiac: 8 facts.
Secronom President: 10 facts.
Arsen Vitiuk: 11 facts.
Pie015: 4 facts.
UNRATED69: 6 facts.
JakartaHomies: 11 facts.
Toasted Fury: 3 facts.
Sayrawr: 10 facts.
Law0090: 3 facts.
twannie1997: 4 facts.
wolfy boy: 2 facts.
bardock: 7 facts.


Most facts.

1st killer24: 36 facts.
2nd AH64Hunter: 29 facts.
3rd Arsen Vitiuk: 11 facts.
3rd JakartaHomies: 11 facts.
4th Secronom President: 10 facts.
4th Sayrawr: 10 facts.
5th SanAndreasManiac: 8 facts.
6th bardock: 7 facts.
7th: UNRATED69: 6 facts.
8th Pie015: 4 facts.
8th twannie1997: 4 facts.
9th Toasted Fury: 3 facts.
9th Law0070: 3 facts.
9th cjthebustatommyfatboy: 3 facts.
10th wolfy boy: 2 facts.

This post has been edited by killer24 on Saturday, Nov 13 2010, 11:19

[AH64Hunter]

7.Jumping out of a plane and hitting the water can't kill you.
8.The horses all have the same odds.
9.A wallet can only hold 999999999$.
10.Changing the color of a bike and getting off it get's rid of police.
11.A hanger can only hold 4 planes.
12.Cop don't watch the road.

This post has been edited by AH64Hunter on Friday, Oct 29 2010, 15:25

[killer24]

QUOTE (AH64Hunter @ Oct 29 2010, 15:22)

8.The horses all have the same odds.

Do you mean horseshoes?

Anyway:

13. GSF will always attack Cesar's gang even though they were allies.
14. You can drive-by in a Dodo and a Beagle.
15. A model of a revolver was used in the Ammu-Nation entrance in Vinewood.
16. Woozie can shoot despite he is blind.
17. Ran Fa Li always love video games.
18. CJ loses Woozie's video game, and Woozie won.
19. All bridges are lock in the beginning of the game.

[AH64Hunter]

20.The general in charge of the black project is named after a cereal company.
21.A cellphone works more than a mile away from a cellphone tower.
22.Guns can be found floating over the ground.
23.Nerds take things seriously.
24.You don't need to clean a gun.
25.CJ will kiss a man in co'op.

This post has been edited by AH64Hunter on Friday, Oct 29 2010, 17:42

[_ganxta_]

QUOTE (AH64Hunter @ Oct 29 2010, 15:48)

25.CJ will kiss a man in co'op.

It MAde me fall on the ground and laugh !

[SanAndreasManiac]

QUOTE (AH64Hunter @ Oct 29 2010, 12:48)

22.Guns can be found floating over the ground.

fixed

26. It's easier to steal a flying crane from a heavily defended military base (fighting lots of soldiers and two gunship helis) in order to grab an armoured van, instead of simply carjacking the thing right away
27. CJ is in trouble with police ("you can't get out of town" stuff) at the exact same time bridges are closed due to a earthquake
28. San Andreas has the highest rate of univitelinical twin brothers and sister of the whole US
29. Aging hippies often hire black guys from the ghetto to steal top secret technology from military bases
30. There are communists in Ohio
31. Only 21% of Liberty City existed in 1992
32. Whn you go to LC, you can still pick radios stations from SA, which is literally at the other side of the country
33. Dinossaurs never existed

This post has been edited by SanAndreasManiac on Friday, Oct 29 2010, 17:44

[Secronom President]

34. Allied gangs can shoot you.
35. Allied gang can attack your territories.
36. Cell phones are waterproof.
37. FBI is more dangerous than the Army.
38. Two simple gangsters are enough to steal crates or weapons from a National Guard Depot.
39. Old Generals are dreaming of the Vietnam War.
40. Carl Johnson is a sex machine.
41. Kids are not existing.
42. Epsilon is the only Religous cult in San Andreas in 1992.
43. Robbing a casino is easy.

[AH64Hunter]

Okay I fixed my post.
44.A Andromada uses time-lord science.
45.You can fly with out learning to fly.
46.A top secret military area has it's gate left open.

[Arsen Vitiuk]

47. If you collected all Oysters, girlfriends don't care about your appearance.
48. Woozie CAN swim although he said he could not.
49. You will always respawn at the hospital no matter what injuries you suffer.
50. Getting up Mout Chiliad takes over 1 game hour but going down takes a few game minutes
51. Sometimes agressive drivers will follow you off the edge of the cliff
52. Grannies in cars can be dangerous as they have shovels or golf clubs.
53. You can't escape from a damaged helicopter as it starts smoking
54. You can have up to -$ 999.999.999 on account
55. You can punch people off the edge of walkways
56. All horseshoes can be collected without a jetpack.
57. Rockstar will never stop reminding you of itself

[AH64Hunter]

58.CJ can live with out a head.
59.San andreas traffic is not as bad as California traffic.
60.A M4 is more powerful than a AK47.

This post has been edited by AH64Hunter on Friday, Oct 29 2010, 18:09

[Pie015]

61. They are guns shops all around san andreas
62. The tank can easily be controlled by one man
63. 1 shot doesent kill cj, even in the nuts
64. If your driving a car and you stop at a stoplight, the peds will go ballistick and get out of the car with a shovel

[AH64Hunter]

65.v-rock has a hotel in Las Venturas but doesn't have a radio Stations.
66.The military doesn't give you a warning that you're in restricted air space.

[killer24]

67. Shady Creeks is creepy.
68. Back 'o Beyond is creepy.
69. Pier 69 is a sexual joke.
70. Cops don't know what they're doing except arresting, killing and patrolling.
71. Ghost cars are driven by CJ.
72. Stunting is good at airports.

[AH64Hunter]

73.You can get in the airports with out the pilots license.
74.If you die with a wanted level you don't respond at a prison hospital.

[UNRATED69]

75. Airport security sucks.
76. Lying under a car kills you.
77. Food heals bullet wound and burns.
78. You can get blown off the top of a mountain by a pile of satchel charges, and be all right a few hours later.
79. Cops would rather run into a fence for three hours than go around it.
80. If you lose a lot of money gambling, you can just reload your last save.

[AH64Hunter]

81.Cars blow up if flipped over.
82.The military doesn't protect military equipment that well.

[JakartaHomies]

83. M4 is more accurately than AK
84. if you chased by SAM when you piloting a Hydra, just do hard manouvers, and you can evade the missile without releasing flares
85. Dual sawn-off shotgun takes more time to reloading
86. Rustler's machine gun has a poor accuracy, except if you shooting at a vehicle
87. Leviathan can land on water
88. you cannot use the Launch's Browning Machine gun
89. you can shoot down a low flying helicopter with the Rhino's main gun

[lil weasel]

QUOTE

87. Leviathan can land on water

What's so odd about that? It is a true amphibian...
Based on the UH-3 Sea King, the Leviathan is the second largest helicopter on the game and has the ability to land on water

[AH64Hunter]

90.The hunter is green but has flakes of red paint flying off when hit.

[killer24]

91. Lowriding is fun for eses.
92. Big Smoke is a chubby motherf*cker.
93. The Andromada's performance is just the same as the AT-400.
94. You can't see anything when you lower the ramp of the Andromada.
95. Every peds in the game will not be dead if you fired 1 bullet at them.
96. The spray can is weak.
97. A fire extinguisher can kill a ped.