[Slynke]

QUOTE (nerner @ Oct 7 2010, 11:54)

See here for examples of group retardation. Wasn't going to repost the first few posts since they are just obviously spam...

QUOTE (Dr.Killa)

me am i is are 15 ass old

I'm crying! lmao


EDIT:

QUOTE (Typhus @ Oct 7 2010, 12:35)

It turns this whole internet machine into something that can cause genuine hurt feelings and emotional distress.

This guy never disappoints!

This post has been edited by Slynke on Thursday, Oct 7 2010, 16:42

[Piperka]

QUOTE (GTA addict69 @ Oct 7 2010, 01:32)

Reported it? Does that mean I will get a spanking?    I hope he is cute.

l

[Tyler]

QUOTE (Slynke)

QUOTE (playaindahood @ Oct 7 2010, 22:49) why stalk? so you can jack off to some girls new picture? cos thats f*ckin weird. i agree with the 'f*ckin weirdos' statement You obviously have never jacked off before

Well now,

[NickRad]

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=460554

[nerner]

QUOTE (anuj)

I locked this topic because it's nothing more than a "Hey, look at me, someone admitted they're wrong!" topic. Yeah, congrataf*ckinglations loser, you finally got someone to admit that they were wrong about you, even if it took a year of litigation, a website, and countless showings of CourtTV's "Hot Pursuit". You are like a giant sphincter over GTANet, constantly showering us with sh*t that nobody wants to see or deal with. Also, I got an e-highfive from a forumer after I locked your f*cking topic. I came so hard that I knocked peachy square on her ass. As for playing both sides of the gun issue: I love guns. I'm sorry that I played Devil's advocate in a few topics and got your dick all swole because there's an "anti" in the crowd. If I focused on my own game, I'd get better in life? Like making assistant manager at the Toledo Papa Johns? Damn, son. There are so many things I could say to that, but jesus christ, hearing it from a pizza boy who voluntarily wears suspenders and isn't a special Olympian gets me to a point where I'm at a loss for proper words. Also: Black hearted? Because I hate you? I'm pretty sure that makes me a normal human beings. You must've done something, playa. Dudes don't get demodded and BANNED for no reason. If you're so goddamn hard about getting the truth out, why don't you enlighten us as to why you had your posting rights removed? And fair warning, if you use any self-righteous martyr bullsh*t in your post I'm going to e-kick you in the e-ass. Adding "e-" prefixes isn't 1997 or anything, is it?

Obligatory demburn right there.

[Typhus]

That topic disappeared ages ago. Where did you find that quote?
But it's a great inclusion. Anuj is a guy who gets funnier as he gets angrier

[nerner]

QUOTE (Typhus @ Oct 10 2010, 19:07)

That topic disappeared ages ago. Where did you find that quote? But it's a great inclusion. Anuj is a guy who gets funnier as he gets angrier

I googled up Dawg1990 for sh*ts and giggles to see if I could find some more stupid sh*t that he was involved in. And it brought up a moderator appreciation thread from 2 years ago. Within which you posted that very quote. I remembered that the topic that it came from was removed in 09 or so and so I copied and pasted it over.

Edited to remove spelling errors...

This post has been edited by nerner on Sunday, Oct 10 2010, 19:25

[02fishera]

Cidamelo's latest topic:

QUOTE

Hi friends, I want to know who do you think it's the most handsome character in GTA. Even if you're a man, don't be shy to vote, think that a man in handsome doesn't make you gay  I think the guys in this pool are the only hot characters in GTA, but the hottest is Claude .What do you think? Oh, and if it is in the wrong forum, sorry, I don't know if general GTA topics have to be here.

The options were: Claude, Tommy, Adam Dimayev and Ray Boccino

[beto]

^ hahaha, what the f*ck.

[Piperka]

QUOTE (desmosedici @ May 24 2008, 10:55)

Please help me accomplish this commendable feat! I feel as if I have the devil perched atop my shoulder whispering into my ear to commit sin! I know it's not written in The 10 Commandments, but I still consider it to be wrong, but either I'm being controlled by the devil or my right arm has a mind of its own and I can't stop it from jerking my dick. I feel guilty for doing it and I know that God is trying to help me to not do it because of his plans for me in the future, all of which form into his Divine Plan. When I'm tempted to beat my meat, I try to think of what Jesus did for me on the cross and how much the Father loves me. It usually helps me do the right thing or give me peace when I think of how much God loves me. And when I say usually I mean a few days and then I break! I try to remember that the Father is perfect and loving and wants what's best for me. I feel awful. I knew that this might happen. In order to succeed it takes a few failures to make it. By Gods grace, I will make it to 7 days and more. Look on the bright side, I have made progress by going longer without it. I just wanted to encourage all of you to accompany on this journey. I know exactly how difficult this battle is; I've fought it for half a decade. Freedom and healing are a journey, not a destination. It's a long process, slips will happen, but look at them as an opportunity to get better, rather than beat yourself up about it. So, please, GTAForums, be honest and open yourselves up to yourself, God, me, and the rest of the community. One day down, 27 to go. You are all in my prayers. May Microbe bless you. Have faith in Microbe.

hahaha

[NickRad]

Too much to quote. This guy just failed to bad
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=451973
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=452860
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=452754

[meta187]

In preperation for Fallout - New Vegas:

QUOTE (Daz @ Oct 11 2010, 16:36)

I want to go into the pitt naked, and punch everything

[Tyler]

QUOTE (GoDK)

Dude looks like someone stepped on a leprechaun with a mic.

[Deji]

Well I decided to upload this for my own ammusement in later life, but since this guy apparently got banned from here, I feel it's necessary to share it with the GTAForums community... The events are pretty self-explanatory:

Click Me


My only regret was not taking up the opportunity when he said:
"and i wasent meaning to sound like a dick"

To say something like:
"In that case, you are a natural talent!"


But oh well, I'll remember it for next time. The guy did block me from his MSN, but by then I already had permission to post the conversation and such.


Edit: Woah, that was confusing.. topic just got merged I don't come here often.

This post has been edited by Deji on Tuesday, Oct 12 2010, 23:08

[Mealing]

A quote from GTAF's very own "billioner" in regards to the forum rules about emulators/roms.

QUOTE ("RICHM7")

sut the f*ck up. your just pissed because were talking about emulationa and all that sh*t. im really wealthy in real life but u dont see me going to buy games when there right in front of me where i can download them. f*ck ALL HATERS THAT THINK THAT IM WRONG, BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A sh*t. and if a mod tries to ban me from this website, i dont give a f*ck. why r so many of u people care about the rules so much. damm u make me sick. i know u have to follow the rules smetimes but that doesnt mean u have to protect the games from falling apart. thats rockstar's problem, not ours people. WAKEEE UPP

Linkage.

[nerner]

QUOTE (AH64Hunter)

Don't be such a douchebag and if your wealthy witch your not because you have spelling errors why go on internet forums and start acting like your 2 years old? and I'm going to fix you spelling errors RICHM7 said:Shut the f*ck up. your just pissed because were talking about emulations and all that sh*t. I'm really wealthy in real life but you don't see me going to buy games when there right in front of me where I can download them. f*ck all haters that think that I'm wrong, because I don't give a sh*t. and if a mod tries to ban me from this website, I don't give a f*ck. why are so many of you people care about the rules so much. damn you make me sick. I know you have to follow the rules sometimes but that doesn't mean you have to protect the games from falling apart. that's rock-star's problem, not ours people wake up. if you Don't like the site than leave.

Seens like he is a fine one to talk. And since when was poor spelling solely or poor people?

[κενιη]

QUOTE (κενιη @ Oct 14 2010, 09:10)

QUOTE (The-King @ Oct 14 2010, 09:45) If you've ever watched a comp then you'd realize the massive combination of effort and skill that goes into it. Around two or three minutes into any free skate you'll notice everyone getting clumsy as sh*t and falling a-lot. sh*t'll rip into you faster than any other sport I've ever played. I don't even want to imagine what full-on vert could do to someone. There's a reason why pretty much every skater has washboard abs. I mean if Neil Armstrong's an athlete why aren't Bob Burnquist or Ryan Nyquist? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut, jackass.

I woke up and loled

[Tyler]

QUOTE ( Dominico)

Lol, you make fun of my picture now. AT LEAST I HAD THE COURAGE TO UPLOAD MY OWN PIC, UNLIKE YOU GAY ASS UGLY MOTHERf*ckERS, WHO LOOK LIKE RAPISTS. And yes, I'm straight, and I don't pay for "love" like you do every Saturday night. You fail big time. And I'm not afraid to post my pic anywhere, many girls said I'm cute. If you think I'm gay then everyone on this forum is gay. Just because I like to take care of my looks doesn't mean I'm gay. I bet you're more homophobes than me lol.

Couldn't stop laughing haha.

[Dominico]

QUOTE (Unoriginal44 @ Oct 21 2010, 19:40)

QUOTE ( Dominico) Lol, you make fun of my picture now. AT LEAST I HAD THE COURAGE TO UPLOAD MY OWN PIC, UNLIKE YOU GAY ASS UGLY MOTHERf*ckERS, WHO LOOK LIKE RAPISTS. And yes, I'm straight, and I don't pay for "love" like you do every Saturday night. You fail big time. And I'm not afraid to post my pic anywhere, many girls said I'm cute. If you think I'm gay then everyone on this forum is gay. Just because I like to take care of my looks doesn't mean I'm gay. I bet you're more homophobes than me lol. Couldn't stop laughing haha.

HAhahhaha, I just wrote that, what the hell man, already posted that here? LMAO

[meta187]

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

QUOTE (meta: just now)

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.