Quotable Notables @ GTAF Mark VI
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Los Santos Pedestrian  |
 Posted: Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 20:47
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Then as it was, but again it will be
Group: Members
Joined: Jul 16, 2011
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| QUOTE (t9kane @ Aug 18 2012, 14:100) | | You are officialy a retarded! Congratulations! |
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lzw3  |
Posted: Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 23:04
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16 5 5™
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Joined: Aug 19, 2011
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| QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 06:47) | | QUOTE (t9kane @ Aug 18 2012, 14:100) | | You are officialy a retarded! Congratulations! |
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Thats one of the only ones here that actually made me laugh out loud.  |
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| Gtaghost22 |
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The 7-8 Lions
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Joined: Dec 22, 2011
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| QUOTE (buzbegone @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 21:04) | | QUOTE (Piperka @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 09:27) | | I went to a catholic highschool and we had a mass like every 2 weeks. I would always get one when I have to go up to get a blessing from the priest. Every time. |
... and did he mind? |
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=521245&st=20
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| Ferocious Banger |
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Group: Epsilonist
Group: Members
Joined: May 17, 2012
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| QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 01:34) | GTA_stu
| QUOTE | This will be a discussion about when the male human gets happy and his doo-dah goes pointy, if you came for Korean elections then you're in the wrong place. Now I know it's strange to talk about, but it's something all men have to go through, and something we experience every day. Unless of course you're impotent in which case my condolences to you, and you may want to speak with Pele.
So like, what's up with them? They're f*cking weird and annoying. I had a massive one just now for no reason whatsoever, and it just would not disappear or calm itself down. I needed to pee so bad, and it was practically pinned to my stomach. I couldn't physically get it anywhere near being at a 90* angle to my body without snapping the thing off. So I had to improvise and lean forward into a ski jumper pose and go for burst fire, which was incredibly uncomfortable, slightly painful and took a very long time. And I still manged to get it all over the wall and on the floor. It must have taken me 10 minutes to completely finish.
They just arrive at the most annoying times, I had one at a wedding not long ago whilst we were eating dinner. Then everyone finished and we were supposed to be going into the next room for drinks and crap. My sister was thankfully seated next to me and on the pretext of acting gentlemanly I grabbed her purse and carried it for her. I did look a bit weird with it thrust right into my crotch, but it would have looked weirder without it there, especially with all the kids running around. It's always there in the morning, always, without fail. On numerous occasions I had a freezing cold flannel put on my chest/face by my parents because they thought I was being a lazy little sh*t and didn't want to go to school. When in actual fact I kept begging for another 5 minutes in bed because I didn't want them to be faced with their son's glans pointing at them in a threatening manner.
They're obviously useful for procreation or stabbing a crouched man in the eye, but I wish they were more controllable. It's like having tourettes except instead of constant small ticks, you just have one massive prolonged outburst of "FUUUUUUUUCK" coming from your manhood.
So rant away about how they annoy you, or tell of any embarrassing experiences you've had with them. |
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| lzw3 |
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16 5 5™
Group: Members
Joined: Aug 19, 2011
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From this topic in the GTA 1 subforum, some classic Miamivicecity:
| QUOTE (Miamivicecity @ Monday, Aug 20 2012, 17:53) | | QUOTE (Kratos2000 @ Sunday, Aug 19 2012, 21:06) | | QUOTE (Xegethra @ Wednesday, Oct 7 2009, 18:45) |
well they are wrong....it doesnt matter what they think. look at the map, 3d areas. the only 2d is the peds and cars |
Good, so you proved your point, which means as much as proving that "Pteranodon was a Pretosaur, not a Dinosaur".
These things don't matter, in the end what matters (in this specific subject) is how it looks. So it isn't 2d, it's 3d that looks like 2d.
Point is, this statement doesn't help either side. |
You sure showed him. Even though that post was made in 2009.  |
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| ZoomZoom |
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Banned on request
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Jul 4, 2012
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| QUOTE (Ryan) | | I'm hoping to get into policing in a couple of years. My job would never influence what games I play, because games are just games and just meant for fun. |
This sounds epic and awesome to me. 
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| ZoomZoom |
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Banned on request
Group: BUSTED!
Joined: Jul 4, 2012
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| QUOTE (buzbegone @ Monday, Aug 20 2012, 14:14) | | QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Monday, Aug 20 2012, 22:11) | | QUOTE (Ryan) | | I'm hoping to get into policing in a couple of years. My job would never influence what games I play, because games are just games and just meant for fun. |
This sounds epic and awesome to me. |
Jesus, don't forget your chapstick... |
Got it right here!!  |
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